Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

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How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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I found this interesting website bashing Robert and gave 31 reasons why he's so rotten.
  1. Like typical social justice warriors, Bob Chipman will go out of his way to do what he thinks is right, even if it means slandering, lying or even harassment. His quote "there are no bad tactics, just bad targets" has became rather infamous. Even Anti-GGfound him too extreme at times.
    • for example after Hillary lost the election he tweeted that people next time should just suck it up and vote for the Democrats, and if you wanted things to go your way you should go to Burger King.
  2. He has a rather annoying habit of talking extremely rapidly, likely because so viewers have a problem catching up with him to uncover many of his logical fallacies.
  3. Extremely hypocritical, delusional and very narcissistic.
  4. He is extremely defensive towards not just gaming corruption but also many other forms of corruption within the media as well.
  5. He called Wikileaks the tool of right wing nationalism.
  6. He claims gamers are socially inept an out of shape, yet he never bothered to take care of himself, managed to catch type 2 diabetes and even more obese.
  7. He has an implicit hatred of gamers. He claims to go out on dates and do social activities in order to fuel a stereotype that gamers are socially awkward. This is rather ironic as he's a near perfect incarnation of a stereotypical basement dwelling "comic book guy".
  8. He states that video games are just "toys" and that gaming journalism does not need ethics at all.
  9. White knights for female SJWs, especially Anita Sarkeesian and Zoë Quinn.
  10. Extremely obsessed with Mario in the same way Chris Chan is with Sonic. He compares himself and always gets into disturbing fantasies as Mario.
  11. He defends microtransactions and various other anti-consumerist practices. During the Diablo Immortal fiasco, he claims that critics against mobile games like Diablo Immortal are sexist because "you criticize mobile games because they are played by woman and therefore are not 'real' games".
  12. He even defends bad quality games like Depression Quest.
  13. Very biased and ineffective reviewing style, he wastes most of his time on rambling and takes ages gets to the point. His elitist, confrontational, and derisive personality certainly doesn't help. All of this probably explains why he got fired from the Escapist, who's hoping to find a more neutral reviewer to stay out of the FTC's spot light. He outright admited to hating the film The Escapables because it turned people away from Scott Pilgrim vs the World. And how he wouldn't stop whining about The Amazing Spiderman.
  14. Poor quality production in his videos.
  15. He either leaves out information or spreads misinformation in defending SJWs such as Zoë Quinn.
  16. He non stops whines on twitter such as politics and why he is never going to be popular. It's believed that his inability to stop whining about feminism, 8chan, and SocJus politics on Twitter and his content alike is what got him kicked out of ScrewAttack in the first place.
  17. At times he makes extremely bizarre Alex Jones level conspiracy theories. One outlandish claim he has made was people are becoming anti sjws mainly because of how Hilary Clinton was running for president in 2016.
  18. He is a very poor writer as well, as the book he published was very narcissistic in tone and he admits to placing Mario above all else in his personal life showing how obsessed he is with the character.
  19. While detailing his childhood and life in the book, Bob makes several startling and sometimes bizarre admissions and statements:
    • He admits to identifying with Mario because they were both "born in the same year" and he can't remember a world without him .
    • He compares the 1990's console wars between Sega and Nintendo to the Vietnam war.
    • He carried a SMB2 Mario figurine as a good-luck charm throughout grade school.
    • He admits to having had problems at school, to the point that his parents got a recommendation to put him on Ritalin & some other drugs, which they refused. and received intermittent therapy for anger, attention and authority issues.
    • Compares the significance of him seeing the 1st known footage of SMB3 (in The Wizard film) to that of the JFK assassination and 9/11.
    • He admits that the ending of the game Super Mario World 2: Yoshi's Island "broke his brain" as a high-school senior, because its ending explicitly revealed that Mario & Luigi grew up in the Mushroom Kingdom, and not Brooklyn.
    • He claims that his 1st film criticism gig was moonlighting for a local cable access show, owned by a Christian Fundamentalist with an ex-military and ex-law enforcement background, from which he was later fired for not going along with the owner's opinions on the film Passion of The Christ, he further claims his termination meeting was in the show owner's van in a parking lot, in which he feared for his life because the owner did freelance security work, and was "on the job".
    • He admits to spending multiple hours in his car playing on his portable Nintendo gaming consoles after work, while waiting for his whole family to go to sleep before he entered their home. He claims that this was because he wanted to access the family computer in peace and make videos.
  20. He is very defensive of pedophiles, notably he has defended the likes of Sarah Nyburg and James Gunn.
  21. He insulted critics working at Red Letter Media saying that they are unqualified to be reviewing movies because of the basis that they have worked on indie movies and smaller online shows.
  22. After the ANTIFA Riots in Berkeley shut down a string of talks slated to be hosted by conservative speakers like Ann Coulter and Milo Yiannoupolis, MovieBob and his ilk defended the actions of the extremist protestors on twitter, which lead to Bob himself being noticed and rebuked by the ACLU, of which he was actually a card-carrying member of
  23. He supports Eugenics according to many of his tweets
  24. He literally sees anyone who disagrees with him as subhuman, YOU KNOW LIKE AN ACTUAL NAZI
  25. He is in favor of dictatorships, because he believes most people are stupid and he himself is intelligent. This also explains why he is against democracy.
  26. Blames whites for everything bad in the world and believes that they deserve death.
  27. Has an immense ego, believing himself intellectually superior, but has terrible spelling, and believes Hitler was elected democratically
  28. He hates the working class, and believes that they should lose their jobs and suffer.
  29. He even thinks geeks and nerds are not existent.
  30. His grammar and punctuation is atrocious.
  31. He supports the gamers are dead movement and according to him the reason why video game journalism does not need ethics is due to the fact they are toys.
 
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Someone please decipher what he meant by this or I will not be able to sleep.
 
Has Bob tweeted his thoughts on Star Trek: Picard yet? I ask because he’s obviously a big Star Trek fan yet dislikes The Next Generation and from what I’ve heard, the show apparently shits all over the optimistic sci-fi future that was traditionally a staple of the property and likely forms the basis of Bob’s entire worldview, seeing as he wishes to obtain such a future within his lifetime by any means necessary. At the same time though, would his desire to fellate it for woke points override such factors?
 
Has Bob tweeted his thoughts on Star Trek: Picard yet? I ask because he’s obviously a big Star Trek fan yet dislikes The Next Generation and from what I’ve heard, the show apparently shits all over the optimistic sci-fi future that was traditionally a staple of the property and likely forms the basis of Bob’s entire worldview, seeing as he wishes to obtain such a future within his lifetime by any means necessary. At the same time though, would his desire to fellate it for woke points override such factors?

The Federation rejects refugees and bans automation. Sounds like someone is making the Federation great again.
 
Has Bob tweeted his thoughts on Star Trek: Picard yet? I ask because he’s obviously a big Star Trek fan yet dislikes The Next Generation and from what I’ve heard, the show apparently shits all over the optimistic sci-fi future that was traditionally a staple of the property and likely forms the basis of Bob’s entire worldview, seeing as he wishes to obtain such a future within his lifetime by any means necessary. At the same time though, would his desire to fellate it for woke points override such factors?
I can see preferring the TOS over TNG, but really?

If he prefers this shit then it's obvious he never watched either and almost certainly just got his retarded ideology from the EpCot rides and what little osmosis he picked up like actual normies.
 
Hillary was America’s, no the world’s, no the galaxy’s savior and those troglodytes in flyover America kept her from us and my superior future!! The cult of Hillary is so bizarre especially when looking from the outside and knowing Hillary is a shit awful woman who would have gotten us into a war and done nothing about healthcare. She would have just maintained Obama’s policies because all she wanted was to have power and be president. She didn’t care about anyone else.

I wonder if Robert thinks the superior future has him with a cure for diabetes, his morbid obesity, no longer living in a basement, and making money?
 
Youtube tranny mocks robert (with the same joke someone here thought of :story:)
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Still trying to cozy up to "breadtube"
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His taste in women is so.... white trash
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Maybe you should ask yourself why things you tweet end up being "harassment fodder" Robert
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Yesterday: I'm a white male, life is easy and I automatically won
Today: I had it hard growing up but turned out OK because I'm superior
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Translation - he got tired of trying of writing word salad comebacks
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"basement apartment flooded, FML"
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Someone please decipher what he meant by this or I will not be able to sleep.
Let’s just say he wanted to type that tweet only using one hand.
Since when was doing the Sign of the Cross some kind of masturbation euphemism? I thought it was an "evil spirits begone" sort of thing, which in this context made me wonder if Ana de Armas had said something expressing tolerance for Trump voters or something.

But yeah, Robert continuing to vocally creep on women way out of his league would be far from surprising too. He just picked a pretty garbled way of expressing it. What else is new?

Youtube tranny mocks robert (with the same joke someone here thought of :story:)
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I'm just glad this immediately got thrown back in his face.
 
Youtube tranny mocks robert (with the same joke someone here thought of :story:)
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"A still of a Tweet".
I assume he means the gif isn't animated, but I don't really see what that would add.

Still trying to cozy up to "breadtube"
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How would voting remain have changed this? Brexit hasn't happened yet. And the UK buying trains from the EU shows that trade can still happen.
 
Since when was doing the Sign of the Cross some kind of masturbation euphemism? I thought it was an "evil spirits begone" sort of thing, which in this context made me wonder if Ana de Armas had said something expressing tolerance for Trump voters or something.
I was referring to the fact that he would be making the sign to stop him from masturbating.

Because Bob is not just a CONSOOMER but a COOMER as well.
 
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