Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

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How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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They’re charging people $3 a month to save Pokémon data. Somehow I doubt Pokémon data, even 6k Pokémon, amounts to 50gb. An iCloud 50gb plan is $0.99 a month and yet Nintendo charging 3 times that.
This sounds like a fun calculation. Mind you the following can be optimized further:
Suppose we have 1024 different items in pokemon and each one has maximum of 99, so that means a total of 1KB memory for items (each item being a byte).
For Pokemon you need to save level and 6 stats, let's say those are integers (4 bytes) as well as moves and items which can also be a integers (4 bytes). So overall 48 bytes per pokemon. Saying you have 6000 pokemon then that's 6K*48B = around 288KB.
So overall disk space is 289KB, multiply it by 4 if you want redundancy, around 1MB.

Mind you, it's GF so they probably have Yandere Dev level programming where moves are saved as strings rather than references. Making memory cost skyrocket.

Edit: Forget to multiply the integers by 4, also you'll need an identifier for the Pokemon (another 4 bytes) and probably want a linked list storing them which is an extra 4/8 bytes per pokemon. I did forget adding the Pokemon names which can be just as expensive as the entire data (16 unicode characters that is around 48 Bytes). Still under 3MB with all the changes.
 
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Do these people seriously have bad taste to defend the casino shenanigans of TLJ?! The most universally hated part of that movie
They're just using that shitty movie to reee at fans because they didn't watch the movie at all (or were just on their phones) and they want to get back at fans for retarded and insane reasons. Probably "fuck you how dare you be happy" or some shit like that.

They are literally making reasons up to like that film.
 
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TLJ: Free the animals, leave the child slaves. Don't think too much about how the New Republic and Resistance allowed and supported this for way longer than the First Order has, even though we just spent like a quarter of this movie calling attention to it. Root for the Mary Sue roasties against the emo Nazi clowns, but feel good that some of their followers smashed up the stuff of the people who sell weapons to them. Don't worry about whether that will negatively effect their war efforts, or if you should even be rooting for them at all. We literally gave Purple Hair a fucking halo even though she deals with known child slavers. It's a gray conflict AND a completely black and white conflict, okay? *Footage of Rian Johnson furiously masturbating*

Pretentious smoothbrains like Goldmark and Chipman: IT'S SO DEEEEEEP DUUUUUDE! *Furiously masturbate along with Rian Johnson*
 
Remember, Robert only hates Drumpf voters because they vote against their best interests:
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How has Robert's content evolved? His videos have such outdated, obsolete production value. They're basically a time capsule to 2014.
 
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What’s the old saying...you catch more bees with honey than vinegar. Robert’s breadtube idiots get it but he clearly doesn’t.

Robert is such a petty, insufferable and insolent toddler and only cares about revenge against those “bullies” which are blue collar whites. Being nice to people and trying to explain things and humanize issues goes much farther than “they’re not people!!” and “they deserve to be financially ruined and starve to death for denying me free insulin”.
 
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How has Robert's content evolved? His videos have such outdated, obsolete production value. They're basically a time capsule to 2014.
He must consider Robert going batshit over Gamergate and shifting from a Randroid who thought Hillary was "quite evil" to a Hillary bootlicker who pays lip service to socialism an evolution of his content.
 
Yellow Fever Robert must have creamed himself at the chance to reblog Naomi Wu going full exceptional IngSoc.

Because when Chinese people are trying to sneak past tests for the Wu Flu to travel internationally, hypersensitive performative concern over "racism" that might result in cancelled vacations and hurt fee-fees is just what we need. Nice to know that if we have another deadly influenza pandemic like in 1918 and it starts anywhere where the people aren't white, the super scientific left will be wanting to send everyone to sensitivity training instead of trying to do anything effectual to contain the virus because that would be racist.
 
Imagine being more disgusted at Bernie not bowing down to Hillary vs the media, the DNC, Shillary’s operatives actively lying and doing shady as fuck shit so Bernie wouldn’t get the nomination because it was HER TURN.

Jesus Robert, people wouldn’t police your social media if you weren’t 1) a massive egotistical prick who 2) says horrible, genocidal things about your political opponents that are often wrong and evil.

In the end Bernie did shill for Hillary then she shit on him a week ago for no reason. Bitch needs to get out of politics and I’m no Bernie fan.
 
Yellow Fever Robert must have creamed himself at the chance to reblog Naomi Wu going full exceptional IngSoc.

Because when Chinese people are trying to sneak past tests for the Wu Flu to travel internationally, hypersensitive performative concern over "racism" that might result in cancelled vacations and hurt fee-fees is just what we need. Nice to know that if we have another deadly influenza pandemic like in 1918 and it starts anywhere where the people aren't white, the super scientific left will be wanting to send everyone to sensitivity training instead of trying to do anything effectual to contain the virus because that would be racist.
People going full retard over calling the containment of the Wu Flu racist is the one who is racist. If your mind immediately goes straight to racism when it comes to containing a deadly virus, then you are the racist.
 
People going full exceptional individual over calling the containment of the Wu Flu racist is the one who is racist. If your mind immediately goes straight to racism when it comes to containing a deadly virus, then you are the racist.

Exactly.
We shod be monitoring everyone coming from China right now, regardless of how slanted their eyes are.
 
People going full exceptional individual over calling the containment of the Wu Flu racist is the one who is racist. If your mind immediately goes straight to racism when it comes to containing a deadly virus, then you are the racist.
Exactly.
We shod be monitoring everyone coming from China right now, regardless of how slanted their eyes are.
It's the natural end result of a media and education system that constantly teaches that racism is the worstest thing ever (when racism is actually an incredibly broad category used to describe everything from actually horrible things to the mildest of annoyances, ie "microaggressions"), combined with having no solid moral foundation outside of that.

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This isn't even an exaggeration with a lot of people. It's disturbing seeing the effects of the metaphorical fluoride they're pumping into the metaphorical water.
 
One of my favorite books is Blade of Tyshalle, and features earth as a corporate dystopia where even addressing your manager (who is a caste higher than simple laborers) is punishable by social police.

Its presented as a dystopia, but I think Bob would feel tinglies below his fupa if he read it over.
Does it include trannies? Bob's superior future will not be complete until there are misshapen troons farming moon wheat who drop environmentally correct space rocks and/or coconuts on bigots, from space!
 
I’ve probably said this before but when Robert retweets Naomi Wu or talks about her it makes my skin crawl. Not that Naomi can’t handle herself with Robert but it’s creepy and gross af that he’s hovering so much.

cyborg Wu is as much as a lolcow as cinema Robert but you can see the cumstains on each tweet Robert sends about her.
 
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