Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

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How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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This has probably been said before, but every time Bob says something like this I'm reminded of the ultra conservative Christians who want gay people to be beaten and lynched "for their own good", so they don't go to hell.
 
Does it include trannies? Bob's superior future will not be complete until there are misshapen troons farming moon wheat who drop environmentally correct space rocks and/or coconuts on bigots, from space!
Kind of?
It's odd, and one of the bad guys is kind of distilled humanity who actually de-genders humans with his teeth until they resemble a neutral gender.
Lotta stuff in it. Most metaphorical.
 
Jesus he’s like a record player on repeat.
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Also, he continues to not separate science from superstition.
 
Kind of?
It's odd, and one of the bad guys is kind of distilled humanity who actually de-genders humans with his teeth until they resemble a neutral gender.
Lotta stuff in it. Most metaphorical.
The important question is does Roberto finally get the respect he "earned" by being a bootlicker and get some kind of official propagandist position? Or failing at that, does he get to stay in his basement with his Mario and Marvel? Because if so, yes, he would ardently defend it as progressing towards the superior future.

Hell, I wouldn't be surprised if he defended it even if it made his life significantly worse, considering his obsessive worship of a vague concept of progress where all change away from what's traditional is always considered a good thing.
 
Jesus he’s like a record player on repeat.
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Also, he continues to not separate science from superstition.
"The Brainand"? Maybe a President from the center of Bobert's beloved Coastal Elite? Maybe a president from New York City? Bob loves big cities and the people from them!

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Edit to avoid doublepost: I missed Bob putting "values" in quotes. Yes Bob, we know you wanted a witch beholden to the highest bidder in the white house.
 
When is that panel from? 2011? All it needs is complaining about Call of Duty.

My theory is that Chris Chipman is a savvy marketer and latcher-on-to Movieblob’s limited notoriety and platform (hence their little podcast together and now this PAX panel).
He had to find something Bloebbels could talk about without devolving into fascist/racist diatribes about “pasty chuds” and his “superiah futcha,” so what better than bitching about how the good old days before “Anti-Thinker games” like CoD were so much better (ironically, of course).

Even then, it wouldn’t surprise me if this panel devolves into a smug rant about how all drumpf supporters should be lined up on the streets and shot. He’s just too much of a raging bitter asshole (and dare I say, incel) to stop himself, as his millions of tweets demonstrate.
So yeah I’m sure we’ll hear all about how PAX Joker cosplayers are ruining Bob’s moon hydroponics lab or whatever on twitter soon enough.
 
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It's the natural end result of a media and education system that constantly teaches that racism is the worstest thing ever (when racism is actually an incredibly broad category used to describe everything from actually horrible things to the mildest of annoyances, ie "microaggressions"), combined with having no solid moral foundation outside of that.

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This isn't even an exaggeration with a lot of people. It's disturbing seeing the effects of the metaphorical fluoride they're pumping into the metaphorical water.
Yeah, it's weird when people paint bigotry as some kind of external threat, outside the few times they pay lip service, instead of an intellectual shortcoming and not understand why bigotry is bad. Bigotry opens avenues of abuse that can easily be turned on you and it's nonsensical to write off someone for not being the "class" you want before you hear them out. If "me bad, foreign good" is your understanding than you're a few eggs short of a dozen.

Even if we all lived in a monocultural world of one government and one "race", bigotry would still exist as a cancer. It's just faulty logic and not someone monster wearing man's skin. it's not some big brain theoretical concept you need a theoretical degree to understand.
 
"we're going to fix it with technology, science, and a full-throated rejection of moralistic superstition"

I take this out of context as a joke but not really: with how he keeps showing a tranny thirst, what if he only wants the science so he can finally have the perfect trans waifu? Or he wants to be the best trans waifu, in his moon wheatfield rants he's already written about wanting to upload his consciousness into other bodies...
 
"we're going to fix it with technology, science, and a full-throated rejection of moralistic superstition"

I take this out of context as a joke but not really: with how he keeps showing a tranny thirst, what if he only wants the science so he can finally have the perfect trans waifu? Or he wants to be the best trans waifu, in his moon wheatfield rants he's already written about wanting to upload his consciousness into other bodies...
There's an old tweet that I don't have on hand where he explains his stance on trans people. Basically it doesn't matter what you think or if they do have a mental disorder, one day "science" will evolve to the point of complete gene rewriting so you might as well accept they're "real women" as the concept will have little meaning. idk if he is thirsty for troons but it is tied into his weird "science" cargo cult views since he thinks science is a magic that wills thoughts into reality.

He views it as getting worked up about who plays "mommy" or "daddy" in our eternal paradise of "progress". That was the analogy he used if I recall right.
 
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"we're going to fix it with technology, science, and a full-throated rejection of moralistic superstition"

I take this out of context as a joke but not really: with how he keeps showing a tranny thirst, what if he only wants the science so he can finally have the perfect trans waifu? Or he wants to be the best trans waifu, in his moon wheatfield rants he's already written about wanting to upload his consciousness into other bodies...
Funny how all his fedora ranting contrasts with his cargo cult-level worship of 1950s era kiddie-matinee ideas of SCIENCE!

I wouldn’t be surprised if he genuflects every time he sees a picture of Bill Nye, since Neil DeGrasse Tyson is one of the scientists who agrees with Einstein and Hawking that science can’t disprove the existence of some form of higher consciousness, aka god.
 
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Jesus he’s like a record player on repeat.
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Bob sure loves his metropolitan shitholes, gated communities that he will never get into.

Yes Bob, fuck the working people, bread basket states that farm soy that you consume with glee.

Bob is extra level of stupid, he genuinely thinks spewing leftoid bullshit on Twitter gives him some sort of social credit score.

I'll be laughing when Bob can't afford or even get basic necessitates, treat his diabetes and eat state rationed bugs.
 
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It feels like he thought of "Brainland" and has been waiting for an excuse to use it.
It's his new "thinkers vs believers." "Brainland vs heartland." He feels so clever for coming up with semi-catchy ways of phrasing his shitty, reductionist dichotomy attitudes. He thinks it makes him a regular Plato.

This nigga realizes that the current president is from his beloved New York City and Obama was comparatively from Hawaii, right? Wouldn't exactly call Hawaii a goddamn braintrust.
Don't tell Bob that the Clinton's hail from Inferior Arkansas. Bill born and raised there, Hillary from Illinois originally.
It'll blow his mind.
This nigga doesn't realize shit because he doesn't think or research, he just leaps to conclusions based on his preconceived biases.
 
I know that Bob's politics are incoherent at the best of times, and positively genocidal at the worst, but if he reeees for one more post about the Heartland, I am going to be all for nuking Brainland, and I live in a city Bob would consider just that.

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"they aren't worth worth the cost"
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Thanks Bob, combining pseudo-intellectual posturing with near-constant typos is comedy gold.
 
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