Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Oh Long Johnson]

I know that Bob's politics are incoherent at the best of times, and positively genocidal at the worst, but if he reeees for one more post about the Heartland, I am going to be all for nuking Brainland, and I live in a city Bob would consider just that.

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Lord knows, if it takes a wasteland ghoul 8 years of community college to get on Robert's level, it's probably not worth the effort.

 

[Benisbro]

How can Bob live in a so called Brainland if he has no brain and the people in the heartland have brains?

Motion Picture Billybob doesn't have a heart OR a brain. Hence why he lives in Bugland, or in layman's terms, Twitter.

 

[Mola Ram]

Motion Picture Billybob doesn't have a heart OR a brain. Hence why he lives in Bugland, or in layman's terms, Twitter.

Hey, not so fast. Bob's got a heart. Bob's got a big heart! A huge, oversized, fat-clogged wonder muscle that strains every day to pump blood through his cholesterol riddled circulatory system to the distant, diabetic regions of his aging, crumbling body. It's such a big heart that it's liable to hustle him into an early grave, long before any of his magic technologies become remotely feasible. At least it was a life well spent.

 

[saralovesjuicyfruit]

I'd love to have a list of places Bob has traveled to. Somehow, I doubt it's very long.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Jesus he’s like a record player on repeat.
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Also, he continues to not separate science from superstition.

Bob is a fucking tard if he keeps insisting that no one of value lives in states he doesn’t like because for all we know there is a scientist researching how to travel to space quick and easy in Kansas while Bob wishes that the Midwest is nuked in favor of urban jungles.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

My theory is that Chris Chipman is a savvy marketer and latcher-on-to Movieblob’s limited notoriety and platform (hence their little podcast together and now this PAX panel).
He had to find something Bloebbels could talk about without devolving into fascist/racist diatribes about “pasty chuds” and his “superiah futcha,” so what better than bitching about how the good old days before “Anti-Thinker games” like CoD were so much better (ironically, of course).

"Anti-thinker games"
Has this fat nigga ever played Myst? Azrael's Tear? Riven? Wetrix? The Incredible Machine? Coaster Works? All those games require thinking to complete and the first three have deep stories with meaningful symbolism; surely, they'd be right up Cinema Robert's alley.
Or is his idea of "thinking" is assigning more meaning to a game about jumping on turtles (sorry, Koopas) than said game has?

 

[Doctor of Autism]

"Anti-thinker games"
Has this fat nigga ever played Myst? Azrael's Tear? Riven? Wetrix? The Incredible Machine? Coaster Works? All those games require thinking to complete and the first three have deep stories with meaningful symbolism; surely, they'd be right up Cinema Robert's alley.
Or is his idea of "thinking" is assigning more meaning to a game about jumping on turtles (sorry, Koopas) than said game has?

Bobs idea of a “thinking game” is basically anything that trump supporters or “dude bros” don’t play given the Anti-Thinker character’s existence

 

[Jetpack Himmler]

I know that Bob's politics are incoherent at the best of times, and positively genocidal at the worst, but if he reeees for one more post about the Heartland, I am going to be all for nuking Brainland, and I live in a city Bob would consider just that.

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Yes, Bob. We all know that sending you to a second-rate college (in the land of Ivy League) to "earn" a film studies diploma so that you can tell us that The Last Jedi was a piece of art was worth the time and resources.

 

[Things Better Forgotten]

"they aren't worth worth the cost"

Thanks Bob, combining pseudo-intellectual posturing with near-constant typos is comedy gold.

Its the hubris of it. Humanity is (apparently) on the verge of extinction. Who do we save? People who know how to grow crops so the rest of us can eat? NO. They're obsolete. If we brought them there wouldn't be room on The Arc for Bob the washout youtube critic.

 

[Mola Ram]

Its the hubris of it. Humanity is (apparently) on the verge of extinction. Who do we save? People who know how to grow crops so the rest of us can eat? NO. They're obsolete. If we brought them there wouldn't be room on The Arc for Bob the washout youtube critic.

Basically Bob has completely misread which rocket from the Simpsons Y2K episode he'd be on.

 

[Imperial Citizen]

Funny how all his fedora ranting contrasts with his cargo cult-level worship of 1950s era kiddie-matinee ideas of SCIENCE!

I wouldn’t be surprised if he genuflects every time he sees a picture of Bill Nye, since Neil DeGrasse Tyson is one of the scientists who agrees with Einstein and Hawking that science can’t disprove the existence of some form of higher consciousness, aka god.

With Bob’s view of science as essentially magical problem-solver, I wonder what kind of technocrat he’d be if he was a character in Mage: The Acension?

 

[Jack Awful]

My theory is that Chris Chipman is a savvy marketer and latcher-on-to Movieblob’s limited notoriety and platform (hence their little podcast together and now this PAX panel).
He had to find something Bloebbels could talk about without devolving into fascist/racist diatribes about “pasty chuds” and his “superiah futcha,” so what better than bitching about how the good old days before “Anti-Thinker games” like CoD were so much better (ironically, of course).

Even then, it wouldn’t surprise me if this panel devolves into a smug rant about how all drumpf supporters should be lined up on the streets and shot. He’s just too much of a raging bitter asshole (and dare I say, incel) to stop himself, as his millions of tweets demonstrate.
So yeah I’m sure we’ll hear all about how PAX Joker cosplayers are ruining Bob’s moon hydroponics lab or whatever on twitter soon enough.

Super Mario Bros. 3:
The Thinking Man's Game(tm)

 

[Mola Ram]

With Bob’s view of science as essentially magical problem-solver, I wonder what kind of technocrat he’d be if he was a character in Mage: The Acension?

He'd be that lab assistant some Progenitor transformed into a screaming fungus.

 

[saralovesjuicyfruit]

Bob is a fucking tard if he keeps insisting that no one of value lives in states he doesn’t like because for all we know there is a scientist researching how to travel to space quick and easy in Kansas while Bob wishes that the Midwest is nuked in favor of urban jungles.

Notre Dame University is in Indiana. Northwestern is in Illinois. Both are private research universities with sub-20% acceptance rates. But, alas, they're in the Midwest aka the wasteland aka the America that doesn't matter. Shoulda done their research in a basement apartment in suburban Boston instead if they wanted to escape Bob's wrath!

 

[Quixotic Man]

Yes, Bob. We all know that sending you to a second-rate college (in the land of Ivy League) to "earn" a film studies diploma so that you can tell us that The Last Jedi was a piece of art was worth the time and resources.

Do you really think Bob went to a second rate college?
If he did, he would probably at least mention it somewhere.
He probably started at community college and ended up at a mail order diploma mill.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Would Bob bash The Last Jedi if Disney wasn’t involved?

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Would Bob bash The Last Jedi if Disney wasn’t involved?

No he'd bash it if it was made by conservative dude bros instead.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

No he'd bash it if it was made by conservative dude bros instead.

Like maybe Christopher Nolan?

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Like maybe Christopher Nolan?

I mean more if they said any conservative talking points or supported Trump explicitly.

But really while Bob loves sucking Disney dick his entire taste in media is based on what fits his corporatism views and what the people he doesn't like enjoy or not enjoy.

 

[Neko GF]

Robert owns troll with some galaxy-brained humour:

Spoiler: Winky face

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1222975648056184834 (Archive)

He's also decided to elaborate on what the "brainland" is. And it's even more exceptional than we all initially thought it was:

Spoiler: Brainland

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1222978061928411136 (Archive)

"In this moment, I am euphoric. Not because of any phony god's blessing. But because, I am enlightened by my intelligence."- FilmRobert upon achieving the state of "Brainland".