Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

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How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?

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Bob is so smart that he regularly beats Harvard alums at cards. And I am totally willing to believe that Bob "Hides in his car playing Gameboy to avoid human interaction" Chipman regularly interacts with a wide variety of people in social settings.

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You can't conspire if you have no power, Bob. Ineffectually reeing in a bar is not the same thing at all.

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"Grow Up," says man on the edge of his 39th birthday, and whose wardrobe consists almost entirely of graphic t-shirts purchased from Wal-mart.
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Quixotic Man said:
Bob is so smart that he regularly beats Harvard alums at cards. And I am totally willing to believe that Bob "Hides in his car playing Gameboy to avoid human interaction" Chipman regularly interacts with a wide variety of people in social settings.

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He's talking about the one time he hit a flush and came out even instead of losing all his Mario chess money.
 
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Arthur Morgan said:
He's talking about the one time he hit a flush and came out even instead of losing all his Mario chess money.
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What about having a higher alchohol tolerance than everyone else playing? We know he gets shit faced on a regular basis and his fat would absorb some of the booze he's been drinking for years on end. Getting less shitfaced than everyone else playing isn't exactly what I'd call a good strategy
 
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Quixotic Man said:
Bob is so smart that he regularly beats Harvard alums at cards. And I am totally willing to believe that Bob "Hides in his car playing Gameboy to avoid human interaction" Chipman regularly interacts with a wide variety of people in social settings.

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You can't conspire if you have no power, Bob. Ineffectually reeing in a bar is not the same thing at all.

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"Grow Up," says man on the edge of his 39th birthday, and whose wardrobe consists almost entirely of graphic t-shirts purchased from Wal-mart.
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Reminder Bob tells people to grow up yet childishly believes everyone in red states are basically orcs and also believed we’d have Star Trek levels of technology now if Hillary Clinton was president
 
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Robert DESTROYS Red State orcs smearing the Brainland (s) with FACTS, LOGIC and STATISTICS:
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https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1223000169999994881 (Archive)
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The phrase "grow up" has no value when it comes from Robert. He resorts to playground tier insults whenever someone says a statement he can't give even a basic rebuttal to and he obsesses over shit made for children.

Also, Robert getting ready for Civil War 2 Electric Boogaloo:
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https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1223001042184482827 (Archive)
 
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Your Local Neko Girl GF said:
He's also decided to elaborate on what the "brainland" is. And it's even more exceptional than we all initially thought it was:
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"In this moment, I am euphoric. Not because of any phony god's blessing. But because, I am enlightened by my intelligence."- FilmRobert upon achieving the state of "Brainland".
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You can practically hear the one gear in Robert's head cranking into overdrive when he read this question. "Oh fuck, they're gonna start naming a bunch of scientists and inventors from the rural wasteland red states I shit talk so much. Oh fuck I just remembered Trump is from New York. Oh fuck fuck fuck. Gotta say something to save face. What's the vaguest, most meaningless thing I can say that will make it completely impossible to pin me down?"

He should apply this to the rest of his Tweets people call him out on. Instead of saying he was just joking when he gets called for being a fanboy of eugenics and government oppression, he should say he was only speaking on a metaphysical level. See fellas, his rants aren't as awful as they seem, because they don't mean what we think they mean! In fact, once he properly explains them, they mean nothing at all!

Or maybe he's just an unrestrained idiot who spews tard rage towards various targets he thinks are acceptable without thinking rationally about how anything actually works, then when someone shows how wrong he is by slapping his deeply emotionally held beliefs hard into the concrete wall of the real world, he backpedals without actually changing or re-assessing his beliefs at all.

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Now I imagine a bunch of Harward chads in crimson blazers sitting at a poker table and bitterly crying as the superior Bob takes all of their cash and shoves it into the giant chest pocket of his Mario cosplay, chuckling smugly.
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Arthur Morgan said:
He's talking about the one time he hit a flush and came out even instead of losing all his Mario chess money.
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Let's be real guys, he sat in a dark corner drinking while watching them lose to someone else and feeling smug about it, not saying a word.
 
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I love how one of the only things the actual left can agree on, and also agree with the online right wing about, is that Bob Chipman is a fat fucking moron. His constant putting of the foot he is eventually going to lose to diabeetus in his mouth is the whole reason a socialist faggot like me started coming here in the first place. Bob is giving us all true unity, one classist take at a time.
 
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Waluigi_Galleani said:
I love how one of the only things the actual left can agree on, and also agree with the online right wing about, is that Bob Chipman is a fat fucking moron. His constant putting of the foot he is eventually going to lose to diabeetus in his mouth is the whole reason a socialist faggot like me started coming here in the first place. Bob is giving us all true unity, one classist take at a time.
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What do you expect from someone who poorly reviews movies, something good? He can't even keep his diet consistent, let alone doing his job consistently.
 
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Daishouri said:
Now I imagine a bunch of Harward chads in crimson blazers sitting at a poker table and bitterly crying as the superior Bob takes all of their cash and shoves it into the giant chest pocket of his Mario cosplay, chuckling smugly.
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To be fair to Bob, as an autist he probably has an opaque if rather gormless-looking poker face.
 
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"I have no issue with RLM" with a crossover!
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The get right post has some funny blob replies
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He made a bunch of posts about emojis, this one stands out. Imagine censoring yourself on twitter :story:
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Mechanic Robert
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There was a ton of sperging from him today. I don't know if its the impeachment or coronachan doing it. Most aren't worth posting, but this....
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can you believe that Robert never responded?
 
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Chan the Wizard said:
That PAX Panel lmao
MovieBob isn’t a draw for that crowd as is, but the panel topic, the other draw being his brother and it being the same time as other more interesting panels is just reality waiting to come knocking.
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Did you see the time? 6-7 PM?

Hmm...Get some dinner and force some drinks on the cosplay thots or listen to two massholes talk all about Remember When..
 
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