Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[DJ Grelle]

I don’t get it. If you don’t want to watch a movie just say you don’t want to watch it. If you don’t like the franchise don’t pay attention to it. People aren’t walking into your house and slapping you with sonic tickets. How do you manage to get a rise out of not watching the sonic movie? Also calling it mediocre like you actually have a good taste in film is hilarious blobbo, if it had some hot woman in it you could jerk off to you’d love it

Its a bit harder to just "not watch a movie" for someone who styles himself as a movie critic.

 

[Adamska]

Its a bit harder to just "not watch a movie" for someone who styles himself as a movie critic.

Even harder when you also have a vested interest in hoping it fails because when you were a kid/tween you fully got sucked into the Sega/Nintendo rivalry and still think it's relevant on some level.

 

[Marissa Moira]

Sega did a ton of things right with the Genesis. They pushed the system especially in the art direction department. Like Ecco the Dolphin, Genesis Aladdin, Sonic, Streets of Rage, Phantasy Star 4 really pushed the limits on what you could do with sprites and quasi-3d. Games as whole benefited from having different builds of consoles go head to head with each other. You would be a fool to skip out on either system today just because of an age old grudge.

Like really I wish Nintendo put out compilations as frequently as Sega does. I've gotten every major Sega Compilation from the PS2, PS3, and PS4. Nintendo's last physical release for a major series compilation happened on the Wii and prior to that the two gamecube Zelda compilations which were pre-order bonuses. Since then nothing outside of the NES and SNES classic.

 

[Drunk and Pour]

He's also mad that one of his waifus, Elizabeth Warren is never going to be president:

Spoiler: Warren Gud

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Things aren't going to well for Robert. First his favorite movie of the month (Birds of Prey) flops and now a movie he hates is currently outperforming it. He's also going to have to face the reality that his waifu Warren will never be the democratic nominee, let alone president.

This is an amazing example of how the elite, and the wannabe-elite are out of touch. God, where to begin?

THIS IS WHAT YOU WANTED!

You wanted a party coalesced around division. I don't know what "data" Chris Hayes is referring to, but yes, it's not necessarily "Sanders vs. The Moderates", it's the "Extremists vs. The Moderates". You wanted the youth/minority vote. You declared AOC and the Squad as the future of the Democrat party specifically because they are young and not white. Guess what, they are also dumb and extremely racist. How is Elizabeth Warren the best chance to "stop Sanders"? When you tell the young and gullible that the Government will make their dreams come true, is it any surprise that those young and gullible voters will flock to the one candidate that actually believes it?

"It should have been her, right from the beginning"? Really, that's some hindsight shit right there. I remember from the beginning Democrats talking about how their nominee should not be male and definitely not white. It was going to be Kamala Harris or Corey Booker. Biden at least had the potential support of Obama, while Warren had the fact she pretended to be Native American for decades. He's acting like "the party" should be picking their nominee instead of, you know, the people of that party picking the nominee through elections.

"The party" would get behind her as a "unity-compromise"? What the fuck is that shit? There is no unity compromise for a party that is purely based on division. Oh, Bernie was only a fringe comedy candidate of the likes of Tulsi and Gabbard? Bernie is the actual only other person that torpedoed Hillary's campaign other than Hillary herself. He's not a fringe comedy candidate, he is where the Left is heading because THAT IS THE VOTE YOU ARE COURTING!

Fuck, I typed out three paragraphs on why a single MovieBob tweet is stupid. I need to reevaluate my life.

How dare mid America be concerned that you're focusing on other issues than the ones that directly affect them!

Spoiler: Deplorable

Bob Chipman on Twitter

“Imagine having your brain work like this.”

twitter.com

https://archive.li/3P3c3

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Imagine having your brain work like this. Just imagine how someone could think about their future and their family's and instead are supposed to worry about high schoolers making dumb decisions that they don't want to pay for and a nebulous claim of "climate change" to justify absolute authoritarian power.

Speaking of Chris. He hosted a movie showing party, yet someone is conspiciously absent:
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But Bobby joined Chris's Oscar party, and as a man of taste he guessed 17 awards right:
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And what kind of delicacy lured our cultural elite out of his basement?
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Hoe. Lee. Shit. I used to give the Chipmans the benefit of the doubt that they were normal and Bob was the retarded outlier. Nope, they are out right white trash. That place must smell like shit. They actually have a friend who is a bigger fatass that Bob himself. Dude can't even sit upright on a couch.

"My old Blockbuster crew". He's seriously bragging about still hanging with his coworkers from a crappy retail job in his late teens/early twenties? I liked Clerks too when I was a teen, but shit, I always saw the point as they were losers stuck in a dead end job. Apparently Bob and Chippa saw it and thought talking in depth about Star Wars was sophisticated conversation.

I think they bought the veggie sticks because they like lying to themselves, no way in hell were those eaten by the time the night was over.

I'm pretty sure those veggie stick come with the food, so they didn't buy them, but I agree, the only opening those went down was a trash can.

first off, "horny moviebob" is not something I want to think about. second, nobody on earth can possibly believe moviebob has had any physical experience with actual human women beyond hoverhanding Anita Sarkeesian in a picture or two. third, back the fuck off piggy they're mine.View attachment 1147282

This will probably come as a surprise to a ladies man like Gentleman Bob, but sometimes guys actually take into account a woman's personality when gaging hotness. Sure, she's not unattractive, but she seems like a total bitch. It's amazing that a male-feminist-ally that has zero interpersonal relationship skills idea of attractiveness is purely physical.

It honestly looks like the average clientele of a Golden Carrol.

Hey, I was a regular client of Golden Carrol. She was my go to GILF prostitute.

Of course, the same would be true even if it was only Bob and Chris. Take note, though: those are all Chris' friends. I'm sure they're not Bob's. I bet he was perfectly at liberty to invite a friend or two of his own. But he didn't. Because he has no friends.

I've speculated this before, but when ever Bob talks about his early days hanging out with friends, it was him hanging out with his brother and his friends. I never heard about Chip in the old days. I think maybe they drifted apart when Chip became an adult and went his own way, but now they are back together because Bob has an at least pathetic internet following.

 

[Judge Dredd]

Ya know, it's kinda funny Bobo's whole sperging "THE ENTIRE CAST SHOULD BE MURDERED!!" is usually the same thing every chucklefuck "expert" was spouting back then. Pretty much-ignoring people who did like other characters than the blue hedgehog.

To be fair to Bob, at the time Sega's solution to bad Sonic games was to keep adding more and more characters that no one liked.

Who gave Bob the keys to the cloning machine?

 

[Mola Ram]

Who gave Bob the keys to the cloning machine?

I'm now picturing a Chipman twist on House of Cosbys, with each MovieBob clone more exceptional and fucked up in some unique way than the last.

 

[BScCollateral]

Its a bit harder to just "not watch a movie" for someone who styles himself as a movie critic.

James Rolfe would like to have a word with you.

 

[LordofCringe7206]

Bob's Sonic sperging is starting to get some attention. One person even has an interesting theory regarding why Bob is actually pissed off about the movie succeeding.

 

[Mola Ram]

Bob's Sonic sperging is starting to get some attention. One person even has an interesting theory regarding why Bob is actually pissed off about the movie succeeding.
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The theories are all quite interesting, but the real answer, as pretty much everyone on this thread knows, is that he's an autistic fucknob with anger control problems.

 

[Sir Wesley Tailpipe]

Someone needs to photoshop Robert’s ogrish face onto Baron Harkonnen from the David Lynch Dune movie.

 

[Red Hood]

Sega did a ton of things right with the Genesis. They pushed the system especially in the art direction department. Like Ecco the Dolphin, Genesis Aladdin, Sonic, Streets of Rage, Phantasy Star 4 really pushed the limits on what you could do with sprites and quasi-3d. Games as whole benefited from having different builds of consoles go head to head with each other. You would be a fool to skip out on either system today just because of an age old grudge.

Like really I wish Nintendo put out compilations as frequently as Sega does. I've gotten every major Sega Compilation from the PS2, PS3, and PS4. Nintendo's last physical release for a major series compilation happened on the Wii and prior to that the two gamecube Zelda compilations which were pre-order bonuses. Since then nothing outside of the NES and SNES classic.

Sega was also less copyright-Nazi than Nintendo was, and allowed EA to reverse engineer their carts and produce their own variant because it brought a HUGE library of games including a lot of sports titles alongside solid selling action games like Desert Strike. The Genesis always offered interesting contrasts to SNES counterparts.

This page has some good comparisons between the same game on multiple systems.

 

[Bolo]

The plan, Robert, is that the writters and editors at DC don't want to take up fucking fan fiction tier shipping up on their already shit selling comics, and they are trying whatever they can to clean slate one of their few new characters that has the potential to be a bigger hit in term of profit while they scramble to keep their comic business alive.

Harley Quinn might be popular in the internet sphere, but obviously that ain't translating in comic and movie sales. And to make the fucking character work, any writter worth their salt won't be using "internet shipping" to propel interest when the whole "Harley Quinn and Poison Ivy bumping rugs" is as old and tired as the batman animated series episode that gave this impression to the idiots of the world.

Not to mention it's low ball pandering, and blame the "gator incels" all you want Robert, but this lesbian diversity shit ain't working, the public just ain't showing up, and I think DC can't aford to risk to play this game anymore.

Marvel is going to be fine, even if they don't turn a profit, Disney ain't afraid to spend some cash to keep appearances, and Marvel comics is just a blip on their radar... But DC's new overlords At&T... Yeah, those guys don't fuck around, and DC's editor in chief have been claiming to be scared shitless quite a few times by now, and if things continue like this, DC comics will be doing nothing but re-print watchman and Dark knight returns books.

 

[Sissy Galvez]

Didn’t poison ivy and Harley do a Thelma and Louise style episode of Batman once and that’s what started the tumblr bullshit of shipping them together as lesbians even though neither one is?

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

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The plan Robert is that the writters and editors at DC don't want to take up fucking fan fiction tier shipping up on their already shit selling comics, and they are trying whatever they can to clean slate one of their few new characters that has the potential to be a bigger hit in term of profit while they scramble to keep their comic business alive.

Harley Quinn might be popular in the internet sphere, but obviously that ain't translating in comic and movie sales. And to make the fucking character work, any writter worth their salt won't be using "internet shipping" to propel interest when the whole "Harley Quinn and Poison Ivy bumping rugs" is as old and tired as the batman animated series episode that gave this impression to the idiots of the world.

Not to mention it's low ball pandering, and blame the "gator incels" all you want Robert, but this lesbian diversity shit ain't working, the public just ain't showing up, and I think DC can't aford to risk to play this game anymore.

Marvel is going to be fine, even if they don't turn a profit, Disney ain't afraid to spend some cash to keep appearances, and Marvel comics is just a blip on their radar... But DC's new overlords At&T... Yeah, those guys don't fuck around, and DC's editor in chief have been claiming to be scared shitless quite a few times by now, and if things continue like this, DC comics will be doing nothing but re-print watchman and Dark knight returns books.

The animated Harley Quinn show has been pretty popular, and Ivy gets wooed and is in a relationship with Kite Man(hell yeah).

 

[Bolo]

Didn’t poison ivy and Harley do a Thelma and Louise style episode of Batman once and that’s what started the tumblr bullshit of shipping them together as lesbians even though neither one is?

Yeah, that's the one... of course that was way, way before tumbrl... or even the internet to be more precise.

And it was just a funny one-off thing, partners in crime, a relationship made by desire to give a big "fuck you" to men. And it was a great episode.

But the thing about shipping, is that romance, while it can be a boon if done well, if written by hacks, it becomes a mush in the story and characters. That is why in adventure-action oriented stories, be books, mangas, comics, games etc, you don't have much in the way of a romance, but just "romantic interests" used just to spice up the adventure, and the most you usually get is a kiss at the end, if that.

Writters tend to avoid making couples and romantic relationships the cornerstone of their stories (if they are not romances that is) because they are very easy to get sappy and corny. Just ask Star Wars Prequels.

And that is another reason why fan-fiction writting sucks, because the authors just write what they want to see their desires to be fufilled, and most of these desires are just romantic fantasies about the characters they like, that is the reason why on so many fanfics they act out of character, or sappy, lacking any of compeling story just to see a couple kiss and/or fuck.

But the problem is when fanfiction tier shit gets in the way of a real selling product, then we get shit like this:

The movie Roberts of the world might applaud, but this crap is botton tier basic bitch cheap romance novels you buy on CVS, whatever interesting dynamic these two characters had, now it's gone because they had to give in to this shipping bullshit that doesn't impress anyone.

 

[Sir Wesley Tailpipe]

Didn’t poison ivy and Harley do a Thelma and Louise style episode of Batman once and that’s what started the tumblr bullshit of shipping them together as lesbians even though neither one is?

Yup. Great episode, and one that got the creative team for the show in a lot of shit with Fox Kids standards and practices.

 

[RSVP]

Robert continues to seprg about the Sanic movie in barely literate tweet hidden behind thinly veiled rage:

Spoiler: lesson to not having adult ambitions

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Why would a Sonic movie have ever been a high-concept fantasy adventure? Sonic is a shallow mascot character, and his world is basically just Earth with more loop-de-loops.

 

[RockVolnutt]

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The plan, Robert, is that the writters and editors at DC don't want to take up fucking fan fiction tier shipping up on their already shit selling comics, and they are trying whatever they can to clean slate one of their few new characters that has the potential to be a bigger hit in term of profit while they scramble to keep their comic business alive.

Harley Quinn might be popular in the internet sphere, but obviously that ain't translating in comic and movie sales. And to make the fucking character work, any writter worth their salt won't be using "internet shipping" to propel interest when the whole "Harley Quinn and Poison Ivy bumping rugs" is as old and tired as the batman animated series episode that gave this impression to the idiots of the world.

Not to mention it's low ball pandering, and blame the "gator incels" all you want Robert, but this lesbian diversity shit ain't working, the public just ain't showing up, and I think DC can't aford to risk to play this game anymore.

Marvel is going to be fine, even if they don't turn a profit, Disney ain't afraid to spend some cash to keep appearances, and Marvel comics is just a blip on their radar... But DC's new overlords At&T... Yeah, those guys don't fuck around, and DC's editor in chief have been claiming to be scared shitless quite a few times by now, and if things continue like this, DC comics will be doing nothing but re-print watchman and Dark knight returns books.

I think the funniest thing is this is another instance of "Reading is for incel nazi losers. Watch movies instead" along with openly saying being feminist because "dykes hot". I've seen other people with the mindset but hating comics as beneath you while loving adaptations is a bizarre mindset.

 

[LiquidKid]

Why would a Sonic movie have ever been a high-concept fantasy adventure? Sonic is a shallow mascot character, and his world is basically just Earth with more loop-de-loops.

Because it’s not Mario and Mario is obviously a high fantasy adventure!

more importantly, bob missed the entire moral, which was that you don’t have to run from home to find what you are looking for, sometimes you just need a new perspective. But as another poster said, this is a guy deciding not to go to “coastal brainland” and stay in the Midwest, which goes against Bob’s entire political philosophy

 

[Pokemonquistador2]

Yeah, that's the one... of course that was way, way before tumbrl... or even the internet to be more precise.

And it was just a funny one-off thing, partners in crime, a relationship made by desire to give a big "fuck you" to men. And it was a great episode.

But the thing about shipping, is that romance, while it can be a boon if done well, if written by hacks, it becomes a mush in the story and characters. That is why in adventure-action oriented stories, be books, mangas, comics, games etc, you don't have much in the way of a romance, but just "romantic interests" used just to spice up the adventure, and the most you usually get is a kiss at the end, if that.

Writters tend to avoid making couples and romantic relationships the cornerstone of their stories (if they are not romances that is) because they are very easy to get sappy and corny. Just ask Star Wars Prequels.

And that is another reason why fan-fiction writting sucks, because the authors just write what they want to see their desires to be fufilled, and most of these desires are just romantic fantasies about the characters they like, that is the reason why on so many fanfics they act out of character, or sappy, lacking any of compeling story just to see a couple kiss and/or fuck.

But the problem is when fanfiction tier shit gets in the way of a real selling product, then we get shit like this:

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The movie Roberts of the world might applaud, but this crap is botton tier basic bitch cheap romance novels you buy on CVS, whatever interesting dynamic these two characters had, now it's gone because they had to give in to this shipping bullshit that doesn't impress anyone.

Here's this entire comic, encapsulated into a single panel:

Also, in Bob's Family Couch portrait, is that fat woman in the back a Thalidomide Baby, or are her arms just naturally that stubby? Also that really fat guy on the couch with the goatee looks like he could be the Evil Alternate Star Trek Universe Version of Wings of Redemption.