Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?

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With these people in the room:

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Absolutely none of this ranch dipping sauce went to waste.

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Of course, the same would be true even if it was only Bob and Chris. Take note, though: those are all Chris' friends. I'm sure they're not Bob's. I bet he was perfectly at liberty to invite a friend or two of his own. But he didn't. Because he has no friends.
 
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Robert tries being funny:
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https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1228996021272875008 (Archive)
Robert continues to seprg about the Sanic movie in barely literate tweet hidden behind thinly veiled rage:
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https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1229000929480974336 (Archive)
Robert scolds Richard Dawkins on his exceptional take on Eugenics:
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https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1229003619103596544 (Archive)
https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1228969413019348992 (Archive)
 
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Now that I’ve seen Sonic, I have new thoughts on Bob’s reaction to it. For one, he ignored the biggest actual flaw with the movie, the fact that it has no grasp on pacing or tone. It wants you to feel sad and emotional on a moments notice several times throughout the movie(more than one fake out death, several moments of sonic crying over not having friends... his mom is killed off in the same brief scene she is introduced in) and never once do these feel earned. I actually laughed at one of the scenes early on because of how out of left field and tone deaf it was.
there’s also the ongoing joke that the next planet sonic was going to go to was “boring and filled with mushrooms.” Which Bob probably took as an allegory for the mushroom kingdom and the movie calling Mario “boring.”
I am almost willing to bet money that Bob took it this way and was personally offended.

he also ignored the most blatant Olive Garden product placement ever in a movie. they just never shut up about the damn restaurant and the end reward for Tom after saving the world is a fucking $50 gift card from the government because “have you tried their endless pasta bowl?”

it’s not terrible though, just mediocre. I’ve seen better, I’ve seen worse. Ironically, they do they entire movie with 16bit sprites in the credits, so once someone leaks that, you can have the whole thing in like 3 minutes. They also have a sappy slow piano green hill theme at the end, which is very groan worthy
 
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Positron said:
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Look at all those motherfucking dolls on that wall. Chris married a doll person, which means Robert is related to someone who married a doll person.

The big question I have is if there are more dolls in that room by weight than suet-kin fats?

I also love the fact the dude right behind Chris looks like Normal-Fat-Guy-Robert, and he's wearing a wedding ring. He's Bizarro-Bobbert. I bet he's never heard of Youtube.
 
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Positron said:
Doggo movie made Bobby think of his Dad :feels:
(Chris retweets his last tweet)

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Speaking of Chris. He hosted a movie showing party, yet someone is conspiciously absent:
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But Bobby joined Chris's Oscar party, and as a man of taste he guessed 17 awards right:
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And what kind of delicacy lured our cultural elite out of his basement?
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I want to vomit, look at all those fats and then they go and cater the party with disgusting Buffalo Wild Wings and cups of ranch.

The dolls are extremely creepy and what’s with all the plastic gates and junk within? They’re uncultured swine.
 
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Your Local Neko Girl GF said:
Robert scolds Richard Dawkins on his exceptional take on Eugenics:
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I hate to defend someone like Dawkins, but he wasn't really trying to defend eugenics. He was simply pointing out that it can do exactly what it is planned to do, which is why it should be considered such a scary thing when applied to humans.
 
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francesco said:
Out of eight people present in this room, four are morbidly obese, two are obese or at the very least overweight and only two (or one? We don't get a good look at the guy behind the Boogie1488 lookalike) are of somewhat normal BMI.
Apparently, the main reasons we don't get more presidents from Brainland are beetus and strokes.
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also, the third from left has contracted an apathetic form of soy face
 
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Your Local Neko Girl GF said:
Robert tries being funny:
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https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1228996021272875008 (Archive)
Robert continues to seprg about the Sanic movie in barely literate tweet hidden behind thinly veiled rage:
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https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1229000929480974336 (Archive)
Robert scolds Richard Dawkins on his exceptional take on Eugenics:
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Positron said:
Speaking of Chris. He hosted a movie showing party, yet someone is conspiciously absent:
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I have two guesses as to why Moviecob didn't show:

1. He knew it would be awkward being in the same room as Gabe Newell's little brother, Hoxton.
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Hoxton was blessed with a face that fit his head
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2. He wasn't gonna set foot in the same room with Sara covering herself with a throw blanket of Blumpf's team by God!
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LordofCringe7206 said:
I hate to defend someone like Dawkins, but he wasn't really trying to defend eugenics. He was simply pointing out that it can do exactly what it is planned to do, which is why it should be considered such a scary thing when applied to humans.
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He had to point this out because of all the flack he was getting,
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Richard Dawkins on Twitter

“It’s one thing to deplore eugenics on ideological, political, moral grounds. It’s quite another to conclude that it wouldn’t work in practice. Of course it would. It works for cows, horses, pigs, dogs & roses. Why on earth wouldn’t it work for humans? Facts ignore ideology.”
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I don’t get it. If you don’t want to watch a movie just say you don’t want to watch it. If you don’t like the franchise don’t pay attention to it. People aren’t walking into your house and slapping you with sonic tickets. How do you manage to get a rise out of not watching the sonic movie? Also calling it mediocre like you actually have a good taste in film is hilarious blobbo, if it had some hot woman in it you could jerk off to you’d love it
 
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