Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[The tired cat]

Divergent came out in 2014? I thought the Gamergate shitshow help influence the danger hairs into the mainstream.

First movie came out in 2014, while the second was a year later, while the last movie was in 2016

 

[XtrmGamr719]

First movie came out in 2014, while the second was a year later, while the last movie was in 2016

Man I read and somewhat remember the books and I only remember the movies from a podcast.

 

[Neko GF]

Whiteknight: "he only dislikes their ideas".
Robert: "I only dislike MAGA hats"
Also Robert:

Spoiler: Only dislikes ideas

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[Smithfield Ham]

Y'know, some people end up getting diabetes because of an unfortunate twist of fat, unlucky genetics or some kind of fuckup they couldn't predict or control. Bob pisses me off because he's not any of those people, his type 2 diabetes has an extremely obvious and predictable cause. He overeats, he eats like crap and he doesn't exercise, and he hasn't made any meaningful lifestyle changes. He's only gotten fatter since he's gotten the diagnosis.

He talks all this shit, acts like he knows everything, pretends like he's smarter but he can't even take care of himself on a basic level.

 

[Mola Ram]

some people end up getting diabetes because of an unfortunate twist of fat

If this is a typo please don't edit it.

 

[Absolutego]

Baz Luhrmann has made a career out of making hallow but pretty movies. Scott Pilgrim didn't have much to say for itself and it was as millennial as all fuck, but it was pretty to look at and had a couple laughs.

It is completely responsible for the rise of the dangerhair, though.

Baz Luhrmann didn't make Scott Pilgrim, Edgar Wright did. Luhrmann's the one responsible for Romeo and Juliet: Miami Vice, Moulin Rouge, the Great Gatsby, etc.
And the movie pre-dates dangerhairs, though maybe it helped them go mainstream. People were using that term on places like tumblr during the Occupy days.

 

[Doctor Placebo]

Y'know, some people end up getting diabetes because of an unfortunate twist of fat, unlucky genetics or some kind of fuckup they couldn't predict or control. Bob pisses me off because he's not any of those people, his type 2 diabetes has an extremely obvious and predictable cause. He overeats, he eats like crap and he doesn't exercise, and he hasn't made any meaningful lifestyle changes. He's only gotten fatter since he's gotten the diagnosis.

He talks all this shit, acts like he knows everything, pretends like he's smarter but he can't even take care of himself on a basic level.

Worse, he thinks he deserves a magic technological cure for his self-inflicted diabetes because he somehow earned one by making shitty pop culture Youtube videos. He's vindictively, hatefully angry that he hasn't been given one yet and has been taking it out on scapegoats for years.

 

[Sir Wesley Tailpipe]

Baz Luhrmann didn't make Scott Pilgrim, Edgar Wright did. Luhrmann's the one responsible for Romeo and Juliet: Miami Vice, Moulin Rouge, the Great Gatsby, etc.
And the movie pre-dates dangerhairs, though maybe it helped them go mainstream. People were using that term on places like tumblr during the Occupy days.

Miami Vice, both series and movie, were made by Michael Mann.

 

[andr0id psycho sho(ker]

Eh, in regards to what made the dangerhairs noticable, it doesn't matter in the grand scheme of things as they've been a plague that has long overstayed it's welcome

 

[Absolutego]

Miami Vice, both series and movie, were made by Michael Mann.

I was making fun of the Romeo and Juliet movie by describing it as the "Miami Vice" edition. It's a script-accurate movie of the play, set on a beach somewhere, with Leonardo DiCaprio and Luigi from the Mario movie running around with "Sword" and "Rapier" branded Desert Eagles, wearing Hawaiian shirts, and where it's strongly implied the Montagues and Capulets were coke cartels.

 

[Sir Wesley Tailpipe]

I was making fun of the Romeo and Juliet movie by describing it as the "Miami Vice" edition. It's a script-accurate movie of the play, set on a beach somewhere, with Leonardo DiCaprio and Luigi from the Mario movie running around with "Sword" and "Rapier" branded Desert Eagles, wearing Hawaiian shirts, and where it's strongly implied the Montagues and Capulets were coke cartels.

Ah, so you were just pretending to be a moron, then. Good job!

 

[vern]

Scott Pilgrim ruined an entire generation of men and women. The hero is an unlikable, narcissistic millennial asswipe who is the very personification of the term "simp" and the love interest is a pretentious BPD cunt who's almost as uninteresting as she is toxic and they spend the whole movie fucking over each other and the actually likable characters around them but because it's so wacky and stylized everyone overlooks that.

I'm glad it got its ass kicked by "dads shooting machine guns: the movie"

I kinda think the main reason the Scot Pilgrim movie has fans is because their fans of Edgar Wright and don't want to admit he has a bad film.

 

[RSVP]

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Does anyone speak moron? This thing keeps sqwaking at me, it sounds like people-talk but the arrangement of words makes no sense.

I speak moron.
He's saying you are fat and gross and he hates the movies you like but he wants you to be alive because he's a good person. He thinks you're a bad person because you want poor people to be dead.
Is that moron enough, or should I dumb it down some more?

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Guy who sucks a mega corporation’s dick retweeted this.

 

[XtrmGamr719]

Guy who sucks a mega corporation’s dick retweeted this.
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Wouldn't this be a good idea considering what's going on? I don't understand politics or economy, so just tell me how wrong I am if I am.

 

[An Sionnach Seang]

Eh, in regards to what made the dangerhairs noticable, it doesn't matter in the grand scheme of things as they've been a plague that has long overstayed it's welcome

they've been around since at least the punk era, they've just got louder and more obnoxious in the last 10 years or so

 

[andr0id psycho sho(ker]

they've been around since at least the punk era, they've just got louder and more obnoxious in the last 10 years or so

10 years of social justice? Shouldn't they be deader than disco espicially with the self cannibalizing they frequently do?

 

[LordofCringe7206]

Y'know, some people end up getting diabetes because of an unfortunate twist of fat, unlucky genetics or some kind of fuckup they couldn't predict or control. Bob pisses me off because he's not any of those people, his type 2 diabetes has an extremely obvious and predictable cause. He overeats, he eats like crap and he doesn't exercise, and he hasn't made any meaningful lifestyle changes. He's only gotten fatter since he's gotten the diagnosis.

He talks all this shit, acts like he knows everything, pretends like he's smarter but he can't even take care of himself on a basic level.

The hilarious thing is that he essentially admits to this, but still tries to pin the blame on other people.

Spoiler: It is everyone else's fault

"Look, it technically is my fault. But all the bad decisions that led me to getting here were caused by everyone else in the world. If it wasn't for them I would be completely healthy and in shape."

 

[Mola Ram]

The hilarious thing is that he essentially admits to this, but still tries to pin the blame on other people.

Spoiler: It is everyone else's fault

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"Look, it technically is my fault. But all the bad decisions that led me to getting here were caused by everyone else in the world. If it wasn't for them I would be completely healthy and in shape."

"Wasteline" is a spectacular example of accidental honesty.

 

[Neko GF]

Guy who sucks a mega corporation’s dick retweeted this.
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Robert doesn't have any principles outside of his hatred for everything that isn't left-wing or falls under his preferred brands. He loves AOC because other lefties on Twitter like her. It's one of his attempts to be down with the woke kids.