Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Duncan Hills Coffee]

Guru Larry just released this.

I really hope Bob sees this.

 

[Lensherr]

Guru Larry just released this.

I really hope Bob sees this.

None of that matters. It was all in service of ze superior gaming future!

 

[Lorento]

None of that matters. It was all in service of ze superior gaming future!

I think Bob gives Miyamoto Infallibility, like how Catholics say the Pope can never be wrong.

 

[xXRonPaul_42020Xx]

"Trump won because of Racism! Dumbfuck America rejected Hillary "Jesus" Clinton!" - Bobbo Booey, wrong as usual:
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Spoiler: Boob in full "No, you're stupid!" mode:

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Interesting that the Democrats lost control of both wings of the legislative branch, the executive branch and within the next four years the judicial branch to the Republicans but theyre the ones leaving THEM behind.

 

[Keystone]

Interesting that the Democrats lost control of both wings of the legislative branch, the executive branch and within the next four years the judicial branch to the Republicans but theyre the ones leaving THEM behind.

Don't forget losing Democrat Governors in over 40 states. States that aren't all in "flyover country" either.

 

[Fulda's Gap]

Bob basically thinks of a lot of those guys as jocks who learned to code.

These are jocks:

You know this by the "SMASH PUSSY" tattooed on Carmack's head.

 

[Clay Claymore]

Bob reviews ass creed movie

I usually don't keep up with MovieBob all too much aside from whatever I hear secondhand.

And I know much has been said about his wardrobe, but seriously...a Mario sweatshirt with a very red blazer over it? The only time I've seen anybody wear a grey Mario sweatshirt like that one are elementary school kids.

 

[Kellemdavos]

I usually don't keep up with MovieBob all too much aside from whatever I hear secondhand.

And I know much has been said about his wardrobe, but seriously...a Mario sweatshirt with a very red blazer over it? The only time I've seen anybody wear a grey Mario sweatshirt like that one are elementary school kids.

IIRC, Bob bought that blazer when he was drunk one night as a way to celebrate going down a belt size and knowing that it feels REALLY REALLY REALLY SAD to me..

These are jocks:

You know this by the "SMASH PUSSY" tattooed on Carmack's head.

Here's the original tweet, note the use of "brah!" which has always been his way of dogwhistling that he's projecting something on people who shoved him in a locker in highschool.

 

[Dr. Dik]

that would imply that he would touch anything that doesn't have Marios stupid face on it.

But Mario is in assassin's creed!

I wonder if this is sacreligious to Bob, a dirty dude bro franchise should not dare take Mario's name in vain!

 

[Reality]

I'm guessing he means that the NES popularized the idea of narrative in games as opposed to mindless high score racking

Now I know you're retarded. The NES was mindless high score racking compared to PC gaming up until the late 1980s when Dragon Quest got worldwide release. It's like you missed half the titles I fucking mentioned. Sierra and LucasArts were making "narrative driven" video gaming a household name while Nintendo was still doing straigtforward baddie beating with a "GO TO PRINCESS" infographic.

Even then, there were still games with narratives developed without Japanese influence during this time, like Doom.

1) DOOM was 1993, the year the NES was discontinued.
2) DOOM is literally famous for its lack of story emphasis and being an example of PC gaming being mechanically focused and narratively barebones like console titles. If you're looking for "narrative" in a popular Western title that's like the last place to look, I mean FFS Ultima VII came out the year before.

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what

 

[Fulda's Gap]

IIRC, Bob bought that blazer when he was drunk one night as a way to celebrate going down a belt size and knowing that it feels REALLY REALLY REALLY SAD to me..




Here's the original tweet, note the use of "brah!" which has always been his way of dogwhistling that he's projecting something on people who shoved him in a locker in highschool.
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What Bob fails to realize is that we prize individuals like that because programming is mind numbing, but our thirst for tech is insatiable.

Now I know you're exceptional. The NES was mindless high score racking compared to PC gaming up until the late 1980s when Dragon Quest got worldwide release. It's like you missed half the titles I fucking mentioned. Sierra and LucasArts were making "narrative driven" video gaming a household name while Nintendo was still doing straigtforward baddie beating with a "GO TO PRINCESS" infographic.


1) DOOM was 1993, the year the NES was discontinued.
2) DOOM is literally famous for its lack of story emphasis and being an example of PC gaming being mechanically focused and narratively barebones like console titles. If you're looking for "narrative" in a popular Western title that's like the last place to look, I mean FFS Ultima VII came out the year before.

lol no need to get mad over video games, autist.

 

[Adamska]

lol, Doom is a fossil of a game and y'all are acting a bit on the Blobby side regarding it. Now let's get back to him multiposting tweets advocating gassing the midwest because they don't understand the future of society, which is being able to become Mario in a virtual world while the slaves farm wheat on the moon.

 

[muina]

 

[FatNero]

Many of these sentences don't actually form coherent ideas.

 

[TheImportantFart]

None of these sentences actually form coherent ideas.

FTFY

 

[NQ 952]

Many of these sentences don't actually form coherent ideas.

Many of the things Bob says don't make sense.

 

[Patrick Buttman]

He really does believe in his heart that Nintendo invented video games, or at least good ones*. Which reminds me:


"VIDEO GAMES COME FROM JAPAN"

No, Blob, video games you like come from Japan. They didn't even fucking originate the medium. You have the baka 'Murkins to thank for that from Space War in the '60s all the way to 1983. I'm sorry that you refuse to acknowledge the "gaijin garbage" that's been outselling your candy coated cartoon jumpathons for over a decade now, but that is how it is and no wishful thinking on your weebicated heart is going to change that.


*something demonstrably incorrect as developers like Origin Systems, Sierra Online and Infocom had been making substantive titles while the Famicom was still shitting out arcade ports.

LOL. RPGs weren't even a thing in Japan until a Dutch gaijin named Henk Rogers created the Black Onyx by himself. and released it in the country. If it wasn't for his game and Ultima (another RPG made by the white devil), Dragon Quest and Final Fantasy wouldn't exist today.

 

[Lensherr]

Not an ounce of self-awareness.

 

[Kellemdavos]

Okay, who followed Bob. Was it Mario?

 

[FatNero]

Not an ounce of self-awareness.

Holy shit, he's totally self aware here, it's troll shielding, all of this blah blah is because he's lonely and throwing out the plumage to get a girl.