Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Homer Simpson]

Meh, it's a Real Doll beater at best.

Jawsh needs to put in more choices for the liking cause this is top tier lol.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Chris's Wedding had a Jay and Silent Bob theme.

Even among this herd of hulking beasts, Bobby still stood out.

I don't wanna make fun of the wedding, even the idea of it based of a throw away movie like Jay and Silent Bob and somehow not Clerks, or that he claimed he had a mosh pit at his wedding to ska music, is flat out embarrassing, because it's a wedding. They're supposed to be fun and create a little bit of a ruckus. I will make fun of Bob being so painfully out of place, awkward, and having a hunch like his neck was broke and improperly reset.

He never stops hunching. It only increases and lessens but never goes away.

I hope they’re teaching his niece not to accept candy from men who look like Creepy Uncle Bob.

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They use him as an example of what bad men look like.

How did he get that tan line?

We know Bob likes hiking so much that he knows what wilding is and how it takes about a week for nature to reclaim a shopping center. It's either that or he gets so little sun that merely walking past an open window uncovered gives him a sunburn.

 

[cypocryphy]

Not brand new, but I don't recall seeing it. Bob is a legit C cup here.

 

[Marissa Moira]

The reception hall looked like one of the shire houses from LOTR and the bride looked like a hobbit.

 

[Judge Holden]

Not brand new, but I don't recall seeing it. Bob is a legit C cup here.

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Please tell me thats not a one piece bathing suit.....

 

[Koby_Fish]

I had to see Blob in a tank top, so now so do you. He’s got the creepy uncle look down pat.

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hm, after seeing the niece's facial expression, that's exceptional, all right. Hard to say if it's legit downs or just really severe autism or cerebral palsy.

Well, that's what you get when two obvious autists breed...

 

[dickass42069]

I had to see Blob in a tank top, so now so do you. He’s got the creepy uncle look down pat.

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Who knew all those conspiracies about Nibiru hitting earth were true?

 

[Classist.]

Not brand new, but I don't recall seeing it. Bob is a legit C cup here.

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It should be illegal for men as fat as Bob to go out without at least a bra under his nerd wifebeater.

 

[Johan Schmidt]

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https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1260304119446863872 (Archive)
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I love how he pretends to be confused as to why he's a literal fucking joke.
"We've never spoken before." I've never spoken to that one homeless guy who rapes the geese in my local park but we all sure as shit know about him.

 

[Mola Ram]

I love how he pretends to be confused as to why he's a literal fucking joke.
"We've never spoken before." I've never spoken to that one homeless guy who rapes the geese in my local park but we all sure as shit know about him.

Hey, Bob wanted to be famous. Ain't anyone's fault he's getting it via Monkey's Paw.

 

[XtrmGamr719]

Hey, Bob wanted to be famous. Ain't anyone's fault he's getting it via Monkey's Paw.

I think the Monkey's Paw got the shorter end of it.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

It’s just so bizarre to me when people 1) live in squalor and 2) aren’t ashamed of it. The Chipmans have zero pride or shame for being the way they are. Meanwhile, Bob thinks he’s a member of the elite.

 

[Judge Holden]

It’s just so bizarre to me when people 1) live in squalor and 2) aren’t ashamed of it. The Chipmans have zero pride or shame for being the way they are. Meanwhile, Bob thinks he’s a member of the elite.

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Mother of god....I have a literal derelict fucking shed full of rusty garden junk and rat feces thats tidier and more hygenic looking than that kitchen

If you edited out the hobbit-ho and tardlet and told me this was chris chan's house I would believe you in a heatbeat

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

It’s just so bizarre to me when people 1) live in squalor and 2) aren’t ashamed of it. The Chipmans have zero pride or shame for being the way they are. Meanwhile, Bob thinks he’s a member of the elite.

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It might be mean to point out buuuuuuuut we are internet assholes sooooooooo

That's a nice sized "apple juice" Sara's got there. It's good to stay hydrated when making cookies.

 

[Mola Ram]

It’s just so bizarre to me when people 1) live in squalor and 2) aren’t ashamed of it. The Chipmans have zero pride or shame for being the way they are. Meanwhile, Bob thinks he’s a member of the elite.

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Even in my imagination I did not think Chez Chipman would have literal piles of food heaped up like a cornucopia of shit.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

It might be mean to point out buuuuuuuut we are internet assholes sooooooooo
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That's a nice sized "apple juice" Sara's got there. It's good to stay hydrated when making cookies.

They’re beer enthusiasts and I don’t care. That could be someone else’s beer, but even if it’s hers, this is the least appalling part of this image. How do people live like this in the first place? And then post pictures of it online? They think it was normal because they were raised in filth, too, I’m guessing.

 

[Marissa Moira]

It’s just so bizarre to me when people 1) live in squalor and 2) aren’t ashamed of it. The Chipmans have zero pride or shame for being the way they are. Meanwhile, Bob thinks he’s a member of the elite.

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There are rooms of weebs that are far more cleaner and well organied.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Not to mention: What is this family’s fucking deal with lining their empties up along every available surface? Throw garbage away and you’ll have room to organize and store your packaged food properly, you ditch pigs.

 

[Marissa Moira]

You know what? If all that shit is out on the counter, just imagine the putrid trash that's taking up room in the cabinets.

The real gold is always hidden.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

They’re beer enthusiasts and I don’t care. That could be someone else’s beer, but even if it’s hers, this is the least appalling part of this image. How do people live like this in the first place? And then post pictures of it online? They think it was normal because they were raised in filth, too, I’m guessing.

It was more to imply that she needed to get wasted to endure the task of making cookies with her kid, which is on me for whiffing the joke. As for the why, I have no damn idea why anyone would post personal pictures on ANY social media in this day and age. To be fair to them, this is their house and not Bob's. To the best of my knowledge no one else in Bob's family has proudly declared their superiority over wide swathes of the nation, unlike Bob.

Not to mention: What is this family’s fucking deal with lining their empties up along every available surface? Throw garbage away and you’ll have room to organize and store your packaged food properly, you ditch pigs.

It runs in the family.

Holy fucking shit.
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