Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?

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mandatorylurk said:
I do wonder if he's ever been outside of North America. Probably Canada I would think, at least Niagara Falls being so close, and he's been to Mexico in the resort only capacity. But yeah Bob, fly somewhere. You've easily got the money to do so, right? Especially if you're avoiding paying your bills. What excuse will you use to avoid going to Japan or even Amsterdam or London, where they speak english so you won't feel like a stupid American mayonaisse ghoul?
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Not to powerlevel too much, but I have been beyond the great nation of Americaland and have sampled the delights of foreign and distant lands, and I can say this: however much money Bob has now, he would likely lose it all somewhere else. When foreigners (particularly in second and third world countries) find out you're American, they subtly overcharge you, because they assume you're unbelievably rich and can afford it.
Given how much Bob believes an "average" person eats, it's good (for him) that he doesn't travel the world. He'd be broke by dinnertime.
 
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Sexy Senior Citizen said:
Not to powerlevel too much, but I have been beyond the great nation of Americaland and have sampled the delights of foreign and distant lands, and I can say this: however much money Bob has now, he would likely lose it all somewhere else. When foreigners (particularly in second and third world countries) find out you're American, they subtly overcharge you, because they assume you're unbelievably rich and can afford it.
Given how much Bob believes an "average" person eats, it's good (for him) that he doesn't travel the world. He'd be broke by dinnertime.
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Bob wouldn’t go to the developing world or anywhere that didn’t have McDonald’s. He could barely cope with how a Mexican resort fucked with his ability to tweet nonstop. I’d love to see him tard rage as he struggles to get on crappy WiFi in sub-Saharan Africa.
 
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John Andrews Stan said:
Bob wouldn’t go to the developing world or anywhere that didn’t have McDonald’s. He could barely cope with how a Mexican resort fucked with his ability to tweet nonstop. I’d love to see him tard rage as he struggles to get on crappy WiFi in sub-Saharan Africa.
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Places that are big with tourists (like New Dehli) do.
Of course, if he ever left his room, he'd be so glued to the phone he'd never notice when his wallet was lifted...
 
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Sexy Senior Citizen said:
Places that are big with tourists (like New Dehli) do.
Of course, if he ever left his room, he'd be so glued to the phone he'd never notice when his wallet was lifted...
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Blobbo desperately flubbing about after a favelado that lifted his phone in Brazil would be a fitting and ironic end to the Chipman saga.
 
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Positron said:
To Bobby, "dystopia" is a world that doesn't allow pee o'sea to come and go as they please:
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I'm sure you'll agree that Bobby is an expert in "moving across many professions and regions" and "skillsets".
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he'd have a fit if he heard about this English-speaking country called Australia, which has similar immigration rules to the ones proposed, and has had them for a very long time

John Andrews Stan said:
Bob wouldn’t go to the developing world or anywhere that didn’t have McDonald’s. He could barely cope with how a Mexican resort fucked with his ability to tweet nonstop. I’d love to see him tard rage as he struggles to get on crappy WiFi in sub-Saharan Africa.
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or anywhere in the Scottish isles
 
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John Andrews Stan said:
Based on when Bob finally goes quiet on Twitter, it looks like he stays awake until 10 in the morning and then sleeps until evening. But sure, he could easily be the governor of Alaska.
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It occurs to me that the sexually charged epithet "snowbunny" (which has nothing to do with being from a cold region, in case you needed to be told) is yet another in a long list of creepy examples of Bob harboring ugly, perverted thoughts concerning attractive conservative women.

I bet he has Nailin' Palin on both his hard drive and multiple thumb drives, just in case.
 
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Mola Ram said:
yet another in a long list of creepy examples of Bob harboring ugly, perverted thoughts concerning attractive conservative women. I bet he has Nailin' Palin on both his hard drive and multiple thumb drives, just in case.
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Pretty sure Bob just jerks it to Mike Tyson discussing his fantasies of Palin “meeting the wombshifter” and getting raped by a “black stallion.”

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Does Bob think his WK efforts and self-proclaimed feminism mask his rage toward women for ignoring and ridiculing him? Or is he just going through the motions of what he thinks will win him prog cred?
 
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