Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[A Ghost]

Bob has thoughts about Kiwi Farms. But he can’t form them, so he retweeted these:
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imagine need to use a furry and a sexual harasser as a sock puppet because you can't form words

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Bob is just really not that bright. Here he is conflating corporate media with the Republican Party:



But he’s been forced to eat his words for once:



Unsurprisingly, Bob is sharing info about his brother donating stem cells years ago as a way to bask in some reflected glory. But at the time, he was MIA when the rest of the family treated Chris to a celebratory meal. Maybe he was busy, on a date or at some other social function, definitely not sperging out on Twitter about evil cishet white men.

 

[Mola Ram]

Bob is just really not that bright. Here he is conflating corporate media with the Republican Party:

"Governing Alaska [that is, geographically the largest state in the country with numerous unique problems like massive amounts of Federal land, unnerving proximity to Russia, and minimal road access to vast swathes of wildernes] is like being maitre d' at a Wendy's."

Bold words from a guy whose career peaked at "Blockbusters clerk."

 

[Papa Adolfo's Take'n'Bake]

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Bob unironically using "snowbunny" without realizing it makes him look like an even more retarded incel is far more viscerally amusing than it has a right to be. I got $20 he heard that shit on "Gangland" or some other pseudo-documentary tv and ran with it.

 

[LordofCringe7206]

This place isn't fucking WarGames, there is a winning move. We're here to laugh at exceptional individuals, so the secret to success is to read the thread, figure out the behavioral pattern that makes you an exceptional individual, and then change it by improving yourself. Then you won't be entertaining and we'll move on to the next exceptional individual to laugh at. Other people have figured this out and made changes instead of doubling down and becoming a more obnoxious butter golem.

Hell, you don't even have to improve yourself. You just have to avoid having an internet presence if you are an exceptional invdividual. That's they key to not having a thread on here or killing an already existing one.

Take a look at Alison Rapp and her cuck of an ex-husband. Do you really think that either one of them has really improved their lives in the past couple of years? Probably not. They both are likely still doing the exceptional shit that they were doing when they were in their prime as cows.

However, both of their threads have died because they decided to get the fuck off the internet. They could still be doing all the stupid shit they were doing when their threads were active, but no internet presence means no content to the masses.

 

[Mola Ram]

Hell, you don't even have to improve yourself. You just have to avoid having an internet presence if you are an exceptional invdividual. That's they key to not having a thread on here or killing an already existing one.

Take a look at Alison Rapp and her cuck of an ex-husband. Do you really think that either one of them has really improved their lives in the past couple of years? Probably not. They both are likely still doing the exceptional shit that they were doing when they were in their prime as cows.

However, both of their threads have died because they decided to get the fuck off the internet. They could still be doing all the stupid shit they were doing when their threads were active, but no internet presence means no content to the masses.

It's the constant, pathological need to overshare things on the internet that made Chris-chan famous, and it's the defining element of all his horrible progeny. Bob is most definitely included. He handwaves anyone who hits him with that laughable photo of him dressed as Super Mario, but who was the dummy who put it online in the first place?

 

[Benisbro]

But he’s been forced to eat his words for once:
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Geez I wonder why Fat Shaming is the one issue Bobbyboy is willing to reconsider his “no bad tactics, only bad targets” position. Reeeeaaaaally gets my noggin joggin.

What bob, does Punch a Nazi not normalize punching?
(And yes, I do appreciate the use of “eat his words” here.)

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

"Governing Alaska [that is, geographically the largest state in the country with numerous unique problems like massive amounts of Federal land, unnerving proximity to Russia, and minimal road access to vast swathes of wildernes] is like being maitre d' at a Wendy's."

Bold words from a guy whose career peaked at "Blockbusters clerk."

It also has the second lowest population of any state (only Wyoming has less people). The gap between Russia and Alaska is 51 miles and is closing at a rate of 4 inches a year. Bob couldn't govern a state let alone his own life.

 

[Mola Ram]

It also has the second lowest population of any state (only Wyoming has less people). The gap between Russia and Alaska is 51 miles and is closing at a rate of 4 inches a year. Bob couldn't govern a state let alone his own life.

The unique challenges of Alaska are numerous. There's also the high levels of opioid addiction, the tension between conservation and the massive amounts of natural resources locked up in the soil, relations with the aboriginal population, and simply the sheer distance from the contiguous United States. There was a reason Palin was considered a rising GOP star at the time, and while she's certainly largely to blame for how her credibility tanked, just saying "tch, your silly little state is less complicated than running a fast food joint *snort*" is the argument of a drooling moron.

 

[BScCollateral]

Bob couldn't govern a state let alone his own life.

Has Bob ever had someone report to him? I don't believe he has.

 

[Flexo]

@Bolo covered a lot of what I was going to say but this tweet...



Fat idiot talked about roads being consumed by nature, and he still can't put together that if you can't get the PHYSICAL REQUIREMENTS for the items needed, you can't do shit.

I mean his freakin' environmental friends are always going on about how we're "running out" of resources - so even by his own side's logic, how can he not understand that if we're running out of resources in the best of times, we're DEFINITELY running out of them when we're not even working on acquiring them?

This guy isn't even a smooth brain because that would imply more brainpower than he has.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

@Bolo covered a lot of what I was going to say but this tweet...

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Fat idiot talked about roads being consumed by nature, and he still can't put together that if you can't get the PHYSICAL REQUIREMENTS for the items needed, you can't do shit.

I mean his freakin' environmental friends are always going on about how we're "running out" of resources - so even by his own side's logic, how can he not understand that if we're running out of resources in the best of times, we're DEFINITELY running out of them when we're not even working on acquiring them?

This guy isn't even a smooth brain because that would imply more brainpower than he has.

This guy relies solely on magic. He truly thinks that everything will appear magically.!

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

This guy relies solely on magic. He truly thinks that everything will appear magically.!

That's the ironic thing. Cinema Robert has more faith in his magic science than many Christians have in God. And while Christians can point to various happenings as God doing things in their lives (whether or not this is pareidolia is beyond the scope of this thread), Bob's magical science, and his faith in it, has yet to do one thing for him. From a point of view, the Christian's faith could be said to be rewarded. Bob's faith has won him nothing (except for the blue checkmark on Twitter and YouTube, but we know how much those are worth nowadays.)

 

[Flexo]

That's the ironic thing. Cinema Robert has more faith in his magic science than many Christians have in God. And while Christians can point to various happenings as God doing things in their lives (whether or not this is pareidolia is beyond the scope of this thread), Bob's magical science, and his faith in it, has yet to do one thing for him. From a point of view, the Christian's faith could be said to be rewarded. Bob's faith has won him nothing (except for the blue checkmark on Twitter and YouTube, but we know how much those are worth nowadays.)

His faith would be rewarded if it wasn't for all those mayonnaise ghouls holding back the future he earned!

 

[Papa Adolfo's Take'n'Bake]

That's the ironic thing. Cinema Robert has more faith in his magic science than many Christians have in God. And while Christians can point to various happenings as God doing things in their lives (whether or not this is pareidolia is beyond the scope of this thread), Bob's magical science, and his faith in it, has yet to do one thing for him. From a point of view, the Christian's faith could be said to be rewarded. Bob's faith has won him nothing (except for the blue checkmark on Twitter and YouTube, but we know how much those are worth nowadays.)

I would add something that I think pisses CinemaRobert off and contributes to his hatred of organized religion: tradition. Regardless of your personal views on organized religion or tradition, adhering to something like Christianity, Hinduism, Islam, etc. begets a feeling of having a connection with the past and the people involved in shaping those things as we know them today. Having a tradition gives you something to connect with other people over (especially family). It also gives some dimension to who you are and where you're from. Both of which Bob fucking hates in his case. It can thus be said that all he has to fulfill the emotional void lacking these things results in, he has his cult-like fascination with an idealised future and a deep, bitter envy for those who are contented with themselves and their families.

 

[CharlesBarkley]

Bob "I love Science" Chipman - man who legit cant even control his weight or make a decent movie review but believes in dictating what is best for American infrastructure and economics.

Might want to start small first, imo

 

[thismanlies]

The "rule" he checks is, of course, the celebrated distinction between tactics and targets.

Hm. Am I okay with someone running a garden hose through Bob's basement window and flooding his apartment?

[thinks]

[checks rules]

"Everything is okay when you're doing it to fascists" - alrighty then

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Bob has never left his hometown to explore the world. How the fuck do you jerk it to the mere idea of “science!” and “progress” but never make it your business to go out and see another part of the planet? His posting about Brexit and the EU is especially lulzy. Has this bump on a log ever been to Europe, let alone lived there? He’s typical of Americans who have very certain ideas about how things are and should be all over the world: He’s never left the square mile where his mom squeezed him out. Fucking rube to the end.

 

[mandatorylurk]

I do wonder if he's ever been outside of North America. Probably Canada I would think, at least Niagara Falls being so close, and he's been to Mexico in the resort only capacity. But yeah Bob, fly somewhere. You've easily got the money to do so, right? Especially if you're avoiding paying your bills. What excuse will you use to avoid going to Japan or even Amsterdam or London, where they speak english so you won't feel like a stupid American mayonaisse ghoul?

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Bob abroad would be stared at and considered a stereotypical uncultured, fat, ugly American. I think he knows it, too. Maybe he keeps his ass in the basement for just that reason.