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Not until it gets it's blood sugar under control.
Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic
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Funny you mention that, Saturday is his 6th anniversary of the Day of Retribution. I can't imagine any woman wanting to sleep with a leftist fascist dork like MovieBlob anyway. He's like the walking stereotype of what the general public thinks an incel is.
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These shows are just shipbait, and the real plot is who will kiss who. Once you get to the climax, there's not much left to do after.
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Sperging out about lesbians is very much on-brand for Bob. He is a literal basement-dwelling, morbidly obese, involuntarily celibate, 40-year-old virgin. You think he‘d rein it in a bit when it comes to stereotypically loser behavior — but that would require self-awareness, of which Bob has none. It’s fucking hilarious.
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I want to remind people this tweet. Notice Bob's reasoning for attacking Pence? "Looks like 2-4 bad guys from the X-MEN movies."
Bob would attack someone, because they LOOK LIKE the villains from some Marvel movies.
What do I keep saying? Bob forms his worldview from movies.
(Just imagine if a kid attacked a black guy because he looked like Killmonger from Black Panther.)
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The especially funny thing about this is that Bob has exposed himself as someone who doesn't read the source material. Because if Pence looks like any X-Men bad guy, it's Reverend William Stryker from the God Loves, Man Kills graphic novel.
The likeness is honestly pretty uncanny.
Meanwhile, this is Stryker in the movies:
A lot less resemblance.
I also wouldn't be surprised if Robert is recycling a half remembered Tweet from someone else, since people were noticing the resemblence between Pence and comic Stryker back in 2016.
Either way, judging someone because they look like a villain from one of your children's fiction franchises is the highest form of political autism. Well, that and rooting for a politician because they resemble a hero from your children's fiction franchises.
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Reminder that this is the physical specimen playing internet tough guy and bragging about how he’d assault the VPOTUS if only he had a clear shot. Bob “20 - 30 pounds from my goal weight” Chipman:
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Wouldn't the superior future preclude the need for safe spaces? For the most part, we don't really need them NOW (with the exceptions of abuse or rape victims, which doesn't really mesh well into IDPol without negating some victims arbitrarily). Why would lesbians in 2050 need special clandestine symbols when they can openly meet and even get married in 2020?
Is the superior future, with neoliberal luxury corporation-assigned outlooks or see-through big booby fembots (mmm, wires and support framing behind tit-shaped plexiglass), not guaranteed to come or something?
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alternatively, the Superior Future is overrun with third-world savages (i.e. cheap labour), and they tend to be violently intolerant towards homosexuality
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For the first time ever, I believe Bob.
I'm willing to bet that his knowledge of animated, lesbian tongue battles is very, very extensive.
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The more I think about it, the more revealing it is that Bob has never left the square mile where he was born. I haven't played vidya since high school (SMB3 for NES actually is my favorite game of all time), but I'd still love to go to Japan and see all the Mario shit there. Not to mention all the next-gen technological innovation in Japan and Korea. So I'd imagine Bob and his Mario boner would be even more determined to visit the place where his hero and "best friend" originated. Yet the closest he's ever come to Asia is the drive-thru at Panda Express. Is he such a mama's boy that he can't stand the idea of being more than a five minute drive from her?
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How can a POC hold an obsolete view similar to a mayo ghoul Iowan strawman farmer? Next you'll tell me that women are just as pro-life, if not more so, than patriarchal men. Or that Disney is a soulless sterile megacorp ran by risk-adverse bean counters and not a bold, free thinking artist collective.
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Or as clownfish labeled it: multimillion dollar fan fiction project.
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And it's not even good fan fiction. Instead of being a love letter to the source material, it's just a big wank fest of how progressive everything is and complete with massive shipping wars of who gets paired up with who.
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What a shocker. Dedicated philistine Bob Chipman, who fancies himself a member of the "intellectual elite," is projecting delusions of anthropological and cultural relevance onto what amounts to softcore Tumblr porn.
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She's still not going to fuck you, Bob.
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Bob's hard-on for hating "problematic" women is truly disturbing. It doesn't take much to bring out his rage against other people's wives, girlfriends, sisters and mothers. It's a good thing he's too much of a pussy to own a firearm.
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ditto
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Male feminist hate is just sex gone sour.
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