Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[ConsoleWarVet]

Of course Bob's cum brain won over his hate boner for all things slightly right and he's kind of defending ShoeOnHead while calling the rest of that crowd ghouls.

She won't fuck you, Bob. No matter who she is and no matter what you tweet she will never fuck you.

 

[Mola Ram]

Is it bad that I kinda agree with him about Shoe?

Shoe is an ethot who keeps her clothes on.

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

Is it bad that I kinda agree with him about Shoe?

Bob is just tsundere for Chris Ray Gun. Kind of like how he is with Coffin.

He gets all worked up when peers enter relationships with big titted thots.

 

[Wulfpack Legend]

Never forget that Chris Ray Gun ripped into his final GameOverThinker

https://youtu.be/lHlXkW2ulyo

 

[Meriasek]

Bob is just tsundere for Chris Ray Gun. Kind of like how he is with Coffin.

He gets all worked up when peers enter relationships with big titted thots.

I can imagine how this whole thing really fucked him up. There's an online girl, an actual girl, with correct political opinions and so sexually open that Bob probably thought even he might have a chance. And suddenly, Chris Ray Gun, a shitposter, a jock, a guy who actually puts effort into his content with some actual creativity, A GUY WHO PROBABLY NEVER PLAYED MARIO, gets with her, and she commits the cardinal sin: Listening and talking to THE ENEMY. Chris absolutely ruined her.
Bob's oil-pressure must have been through the roof, and we all know he's never letting go of grudges.

 

[Goyslop Muncher]

Shoe is an ethot who keeps her clothes on.

If you're curious enough, her nudes are out there.

 

[Mola Ram]

If you're curious enough, her nudes are out there.

Meh, there are better nudes.

 

[Namekian George Floyd]

Shoe is an ethot who keeps her clothes on.

From internet sweetheart to youtube prostitute.

 

[Mola Ram]

From internet sweetheart to youtube prostitute.

Ain't it always the way.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I can imagine how this whole thing really fucked him up. There's an online girl, an actual girl, with correct political opinions and so sexually open that Bob probably thought even he might have a chance. And suddenly, Chris Ray Gun, a shitposter, a jock, a guy who actually puts effort into his content with some actual creativity, A GUY WHO PROBABLY NEVER PLAYED MARIO, gets with her, and she commits the cardinal sin: Listening and talking to THE ENEMY. Chris absolutely ruined her.
Bob's oil-pressure must have been through the roof, and we all know he's never letting go of grudges.

I don’t know any of this back story (I’ll try to find it in the archives), but this sounds like classic Bob. He was busting out the emojis last night. MOVIEBOB MAD! I wonder how many Mountain Dew chicken breasts and cans of PBR it took to dissipate his rage.

 

[Judge Dredd]

I guess live-action shows like The 100 (fun fact: the books doesn’t even have the main character be bisexual), The Fosters, Pretty Little Liars, L Word, Orange is the New Black, and others aren’t up in Robert’s alley. You think he would given his hard on for lesbians, but I guess they apparently have to be either pandered capeshit (Harley Quinn-Poison Ivy) or children shows (She-Ra).

Another thing that I see Robert and SJWs hypocritically love is the male gaze. As long as pandered capeshit or children shows have the same male gaze that they bash to death on film and TV, it don’t matter for these simpletons.

That's a good point.

Saying it's live-action doesn't make sense because Bob is a fan of Black Swan and Sucker Punch. I don't know if She-Wolf of the SS is a lesbian film, but that's one of his favorites. He's also shown no interest in anime or manga.

My guess would be that Bob hasn't heard of the shows you list because they're normie entertainment, not "geek" entertainment, but Bob has shown no interest in anime or manga.

Bob has also shown no interest in The Last of Us 2, Mass Effect: Andromeda, or other woke games where the woman are beat with an ugly stick made of dead fish. He jumped on the bandwagon to get Dead or Alive: Xtreme 3 banned, but he might have been clout chasing.

It's not a literal hateboner against the obsoletes, unless there's huge dudebro audience for She-Ra and Josie and the Pussycats I've never heard of.

The only answer I can really think of is that it has to be A. A cartoon he grew up with and B. The lesbianism has to be canon.

TLR I have no idea. It's MovieBob. Lovecraft would look at the inner workings of his mind and say "nope".

 

[Mola Ram]

TLR I have no idea. It's MovieBob. Lovecraft would look at the inner workings of his mind and say "nope".

Lovecraft would take one look at Bob and instantly decide such a degenerate specimen could only be a Welshman, possibly with some Italian stock degrading the mix even further.

 

[Benisbro]

No, he hasn't claimed a bench press of 300 lbs.
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He claimed 310 lbs.

“My last bench was 310”

LMAO I just noticed that, given how he worded this claim, Bob could very easily perform a classic Movieblob backpedal.

If someone somehow constructed a scenario where there was pressure on Bob to put his money where his tweet is, he could say “No I was referring to a 310 pound (seating) bench which I previously owned, duh.” He didn’t say he performed a 310lb bench, or even say the words “bench press” or “pounds”. Hell, he could be referring to a 310 gram bench press, or a bench press performed at 3:10 PM.

Is he smart enough to intend for this specific semantic loophole? Surely not. Does he intentionally say smugly vague BS like this and his “girl getting macaroni salad for me at a party” tweet, to obfuscate the truth and allow for later backpedaling? Absolutely.

I’ll die laughing though if I’ve predicted exactly how he’ll weasel out of this.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

“My last bench was 310”

LMAO I just noticed that, given how he worded this claim, Bob could very easily perform a classic Movieblob backpedal.

If someone somehow constructed a scenario where there was pressure on Bob to put his money where his tweet is, he could say “No I was referring to a 310 pound (seating) bench which I previously owned, duh.”

Is he smart enough to intend for this semantic loophole? Surely not. Does he intentionally say smugly vague BS like this and his “girl getting macaroni salad for me at a party” tweet, to obfuscate the truth and allow for later backpedaling? Absolutely.

I’ll die laughing though if I’ve predicted exactly how he’ll weasel out of this.

More likely he’d just say “Didn’t I mention my last bench was in 1995? Yeah, I was super ripped during the first basement era.” Then claim an injury stopped his bodybuilding career short. Jason Genova better watch out in case Bob ever decides to come out of retirement!

 

[Meriasek]

“My last bench was 310”

LMAO I just noticed that, given how he worded this claim, Bob could very easily perform a classic Movieblob backpedal.

If someone somehow constructed a scenario where there was pressure on Bob to put his money where his tweet is, he could say “No I was referring to a 310 pound (seating) bench which I previously owned, duh.”

Is he smart enough to intend for this semantic loophole? Surely not. Does he intentionally say smugly vague BS like this and his “girl getting macaroni salad for me at a party” tweet, to obfuscate the truth and allow for later backpedaling? Absolutely.

I’ll die laughing though if I’ve predicted exactly how he’ll weasel out of this.

He weaseled out in the following posts of course.

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1131891328537759744

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1131912120310870017

He immediately backpedals that it's been decades since he actually worked out and just assumes that he's still superstrong.
Not that I believe he could ever actually benchpress 310 lbs.

 

[ConsoleWarVet]

He has to be lying about his weight in that post too, didn't he need like a 4x in that Mario jacket from a few pages ago? He's tallish but I'd guess he's much closer to 300 than 260.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Bob also claims to be “20 - 30 pounds from [his] goal weight.” He looks exactly as fat and neckless now as he always has. What could this tub o’ lard’s goal weight be — 275?

 

[Laughingjoke2]

I think Blobby meant his last bench weighed 310lb you need something sturdy to hold the kind of weight Blobby will be putting on it.

 

[Foltest]

He looks after them what he did years ago. Maybe his ideal weight is 250 kg?

 

[Meriasek]

Bob has a massive superiority complex. It's not enough for him to believe that he's smarter than the mayo ghouls, he also has to be better looking, more skilled, and stronger then them. See, physical strength might be pointless to Bob these days, but even then he's better than those subhuman scum! Bask in the glory of Bob!
Whatever it is, he'll one-up whom he perceives as an obsolete mayo ghoul.
See these roughnecks throwing chain?

Obviously, they're obsoletes. Bob could easily do all of this (but better), and he's basically already doing it. He's a roughneck down on the drill floor of Twitter, putting his life on the line to whiteknight troons and chinks, and he's perfect the art of tweeting as fast as possible. Where others would use quotation marks around movie titles, Bob knows that getting to the quotation marks on his phone keyboard he'd need to hit more buttons wasting valuable time, so he throws chain and uses ALL CAPS instead.
Bob sees himself as the true working class hero.
But he's still a fucking peasant as far as I can see.