Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Wulfpack Legend]

As far as attitude and personality, he sounds like the 11 year old in GTA 4 PLR: https://youtu.be/jG9BgjnpGGY?t=742

 

[Mola Ram]

But he's still a fucking peasant as far as I can see.

Pff. A peasant could harvest crops, tend to the livestock, keep the streets free of garbage.

Bob is more like a village idiot.

 

[Meriasek]

Pff. A peasant could harvest crops, tend to the livestock, keep the streets free of garbage.

Bob is more like a village idiot.

True enough. Bob would barely qualify as a dirtfarmer out of Monty Python bit.

 

[LordofCringe7206]

“My last bench was 310”

LMAO I just noticed that, given how he worded this claim, Bob could very easily perform a classic Movieblob backpedal.

If someone somehow constructed a scenario where there was pressure on Bob to put his money where his tweet is, he could say “No I was referring to a 310 pound (seating) bench which I previously owned, duh.” He didn’t say he performed a 310lb bench, or even say the words “bench press” or “pounds”. Hell, he could be referring to a 310 gram bench press, or a bench press performed at 3:10 PM.

Is he smart enough to intend for this specific semantic loophole? Surely not. Does he intentionally say smugly vague BS like this and his “girl getting macaroni salad for me at a party” tweet, to obfuscate the truth and allow for later backpedaling? Absolutely.

I’ll die laughing though if I’ve predicted exactly how he’ll weasel out of this.

He isn't smart enough for that. Because even if doesn't have way to backpedal out of something he said, he'll still do it anyway. He does it all the time.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Bob has a massive superiority complex. It's not enough for him to believe that he's smarter than the mayo ghouls, he also has to be better looking, more skilled, and stronger then them. See, physical strength might be pointless to Bob these days, but even then he's better than those subhuman scum! Bask in the glory of Bob!
Whatever it is, he'll one-up whom he perceives as an obsolete mayo ghoul.
See these roughnecks throwing chain?

Obviously, they're obsoletes. Bob could easily do all of this (but better), and he's basically already doing it. He's a roughneck down on the drill floor of Twitter, putting his life on the line to whiteknight troons and chinks, and he's perfect the art of tweeting as fast as possible. Where others would use quotation marks around movie titles, Bob knows that getting to the quotation marks on his phone keyboard he'd need to hit more buttons wasting valuable time, so he throws chain and uses ALL CAPS instead.
Bob sees himself as the true working class hero.
But he's still a fucking peasant as far as I can see.

A superiority complex forged from nothing. I have yet to see Bob do something that he is genuinely good at that is also healthy.

 

[Maggots on a Train v2]

Bobby is apprehensive that cinemas will soon be filled with Rape Culture:
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And I love how equates "young female films" with "arthouse fare".

"...the fuck does that even mean?"
This is what happens when you never interact with any actual normal women. Almost every woman or her best friend has a caregiver job or kids. Most women are going to avoid the theater for a while, it doesn't matter what the legbeards and troons on Twitter want.

 

[Bolo]

Bitch made, straight from Bhastan!

 

[cypocryphy]

Every balding 39 year old man eagerly rushes to his Mother to tell her about the little girls' cartoon with lesbians kissing, right?

 

[John Andrews Stan]

It passed me by at first, but note that Bob claims his mother watched his recent shows specifically to have something to talk to him about when he came over to return Tupperware. How awkward could their dynamic possibly be?

 

[Johan Schmidt]

It passed me by at first, but note that Bob claims his mother watched his recent shows specifically to have something to talk to him about when he came over to return Tupperware. How awkward could their dynamic possibly be?

Imagine your grown ass son being so out there that you have to do homework on children's material to try and connect with him.
"So, about that weather son?"
'What weather?'

 

[Flexo]

Bobby is incredibly condescending even to those who support him:

His cousin? I think I was just driving behind them.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

It passed me by at first, but note that Bob claims his mother watched his recent shows specifically to have something to talk to him about when he came over to return Tupperware. How awkward could their dynamic possibly be?

Why the fuck would any seventy year old woman want to watch crappy cartoons that their forty year old manchild son watches?

 

[The Nothingness]

Catching up on this thread and seeing Chris Ray Gun was mentioned along with Shoe, I take it Bob heard about Chris being on a livestream he brings up in this video?

Spoiler

 

[Papa Adolfo's Take'n'Bake]

I'd feel bad for his mum having to learn about lesbo kiddie cartoons if she weren't the one that inflicted him upon society in the first place.

 

[Adamska]

I am now beginning to suspect that Billy Bob's recent string of thirst posting is because he's the type of creep who'd leer at the women and fume when they ignore or reject him. It's getting more and more apparent his hipster Dave and Buster bootleg runs wasn't just for manchild games, but to probably oggle the bar flies.

This moron is getting blue-balled.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Imagine your grown ass son being so out there that you have to do homework on children's material to try and connect with him.
"So, about that weather son?"
'What weather?'

Not just that, but imagine having to make HIM the center of attention. Anyone who’s had elderly parents (especially a widowed parent) knows that there’s usually a ton of parent-focused stuff to talk about: doctor’s appointments, which of their friends are dying off, whether they need anything from the store, what’s going on with the rest of the family, etc. In a global pandemic with elderly people at the highest risk, Bob’s mom knows he won’t stand the spotlight being off him for too long. Better watch the cartoons where his “friends” come out to play. I wonder if Bob’s mom or his late father ever tried to play SMB3 so they could understand their weirdo son better.

 

[Flexo]

What's that, Bob? Are you saying sometimes a bad tactic is bad even if it's at the right target?

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Bob knows he’ll never get cancelled for (again) trivializing what the Nazis did to Jews, so he keeps on doing it (archive). This motherfucker posturing as someone uniquely enlightened on this topic would be pretty goddamn funny if it weren’t so pathetic. What a buffoon.



Also, he’s still a fucking moron (archive). Bonus points for cisplaining this shit to a trans person.

 

[Jack Awful]

Bob knows he’ll never get cancelled for (again) trivializing what the Nazis did to Trump's Chosen People, so he keeps on doing it (archive). This motherfucker posturing as someone uniquely enlightened on this topic would be pretty goddamn funny if it weren’t so pathetic. What a buffoon.

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Also, he’s still a fucking moron (archive). Bonus points for cisplaining this shit to a trans person.

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I guarantee you can find members of the KKK who hate blacks less than Moviebob hates people that disagree with his ideology.

Literally. I'm not joking.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I guarantee you can find members of the KKK who hate blacks less than Moviebob hates people that disagree with his ideology.

Literally. I'm not joking.

Oh I know. Hell, you can also find members of the KKK who hate blacks less than MovieBob hates people who disagree with his pop culture takes.