Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

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How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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Even that doesn’t get that hard until halfway through. Robert is a pussy.
I assumed part of his Mario obsession was his love of playing the game, the challenges and eventual triumph of beating it. But since he openly admits he wasn’t able to complete the game unaided, it just makes his Mario boner more hilarious. He says he filled page after page with drawings of Mario. It had nothing to do with the game.

TL;DR — Bob has had a lifelong crush on a fat, pixelated plumber.
 
I assumed part of his Mario obsession was his love of playing the game, the challenges and eventual triumph of beating it. But since he openly admits he wasn’t able to complete the game unaided, it just makes his Mario boner more hilarious. He says he filled page after page with drawings of Mario. It had nothing to do with the game.

TL;DR — Bob has had a lifelong crush on a fat, pixelated plumber.
Christ, he really is a mongoloid, isn’t he?
 
Bob is horny on main again. Probably best to use his already dying “personal account” for his thirsty tweets/retweets.

She ain’t going to sleep with you either, mate.
"She" is faker than a three dollar bill and doesn't even run her own Twitter. Either her Twitter account is being run by her 50-something "maker" boyfriend who mysteriously vanished off the internet when they got married, or it is being run by a CCP agent who is manipulating horny nerds like Bob through their dicks, or "she" is a tranny. In all three cases, Bob's thirsty replies are being read by a man. Naomi Wu has her own thread for a reason.

Whatever else he's saying in that rambling monologue, it's clear to me these are the ramblings of an autist. One who realizes "something" is wrong. A true narcissist would never admit something is wrong with them. Some of the manifestations of autism can be mistaken for narcissism but there are clear differences. The one thing that really speaks to me regarding his clear autistic traits is suddenly losing "friends" (most likely acquaintances; autists have severe trouble especially early on figuring out what a friend actually is and will say "friend" when the world would call it an "acquaintance", and behave as if acquaintances equal friends). The truth is that acquaintances are not invested enough to BE friends, therefore the ease at which Bob loses "friends" because of "saying the wrong thing" (another hallmark of autism). If they actually WERE friends, whenever Blob says the "wrong things" they'd just go, "Oh, that's just Bob being Bob" and think nothing more of it.
I'm pretty sure that autism lends itself to the development of actual narcissism. However, I've noticed that mental health professionals are reluctant to diagnose additional conditions when there's any overlap in symptoms, preferring to explain everything in terms of the first-diagnosed condition. Thus, I believe that narcissism in autistic people, whether as full-blown NPD or merely as a strong negative character trait, is massively underdiagnosed.

Given Bob, Chris, and the niece are we sure this family isn't the result of generations of inbreeding, I mean who would fuck a Chipman but a Chipman?
A few months ago in this thread, I noted that given Bob's notorious propensity for projection, his frequent descriptions of the people he hates as having "family trees that don't fork" suggests something about his own family. The fact that many of them are obvious speds only reinforces this. I wish we had a Kiwi genealogist here on the farms, I'd love for one to look into this guy. (I'm also genuinely curious as to whether any of Graeme Kelly's ancestors were ever hanged for fucking horses, but that's another thread.)
 
With how much of a big dumb ape he is, you'd think Slobby Bobby would've gravitated towards Donkey Kong.
Bob was born too late to get into the original Donkey Kong. That Mario was a carpenter, not a plumber, wasn't from Brooklyn, and disappeared from subsequent Donkey Kong entries. Though you'd think he'd have seen the Donkey Kong cartoon on Saturday Supercade on CBS (unless he was watching something else on another channel during that time slot on the regular), where Mario was voiced by Peter Cullen.

I find it hilarious that he couldn't beat SMB1, because I've beaten it many times, without help. It's hard as fuck, but I did it. Me and my bros even did the "million extra lives trick" by jumping on a turtle shell a certain way on a staircase on the way to the flagpole (likely the trick Bob said in Brick By Brick that his father knew how to do to get lots of extra lives in world 2-1).
 
I assumed part of his Mario obsession was his love of playing the game, the challenges and eventual triumph of beating it. But since he openly admits he wasn’t able to complete the game unaided, it just makes his Mario boner more hilarious. He says he filled page after page with drawings of Mario. It had nothing to do with the game.

TL;DR — Bob has had a lifelong crush on a fat, pixelated plumber.
Wait. He's so inept and mentally feeble he couldn't even beat the original Mario.

How. How is he so fucking incompetent at everything and how the fuck did he still manage to get a Bachelor's Degree?
 
Wait. He's so inept and mentally feeble he couldn't even beat the original Mario.

How. How is he so fucking incompetent at everything and how the fuck did he still manage to get a Bachelor's Degree?
to be fair, it was a bachelor's degree in film, so it's like one of those degrees where you don't actually have to do anything difficult to earn it. Like, say, math or science.
 
Wait. He's so inept and mentally feeble he couldn't even beat the original Mario.

How. How is he so fucking incompetent at everything and how the fuck did he still manage to get a Bachelor's Degree?

Like OPL. Teachers gave his work a pass when they should have given it the honest criticism it desperately needed
 
to be fair, it was a bachelor's degree in film, so it's like one of those degrees where you don't actually have to do anything difficult to earn it. Like, say, math or science.
If he couldn't even beat the bogstandard game of Bing Bing Wahoo, no way he earned any of that degree fairly. I almost suspect now that his brother or mom did his out of building work.
 
Bob has been very busy being stupid today. Guess he hasn’t gone to bed yet.

Calling yourself a humorist is like calling yourself beautiful or smart. If you have to tell people...

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I'm late on this but what the fuck was the point of adding a green square to that video clip besides farming likes? Is he really doing some dumb shit like that to lay one clip on top of another?

Wait. He's so inept and mentally feeble he couldn't even beat the original Mario.

How. How is he so fucking incompetent at everything and how the fuck did he still manage to get a Bachelor's Degree?

In brick by brick he is playing through SMB3 and it literally takes him a few months to beat.
 
I assumed part of his Mario obsession was his love of playing the game, the challenges and eventual triumph of beating it. But since he openly admits he wasn’t able to complete the game unaided, it just makes his Mario boner more hilarious. He says he filled page after page with drawings of Mario. It had nothing to do with the game.

TL;DR — Bob has had a lifelong crush on a fat, pixelated plumber.
He pretty much said in his book that his infatuation came because he sees himself as Mario. A fat guy with a mustache from Brooklyn (except not really, which is just another thing that makes both of them alike, when you think about it). He also made a very big deal about Mario being created the year he was born.

What he fails to realize is that Mario is cute, endearing, brave, and athletic (dat long jump) which is why people like him and he's a hero, none of which are qualities Robert possesses. Alas Robbie, your connection is a shallow, superficial one.
 
If he couldn't even beat the bogstandard game of Bing Bing Wahoo, no way he earned any of that degree fairly. I almost suspect now that his brother or mom did his out of building work.
While I have no doubt this is true, I'm also leaning towards the possibility that a Film degree is about as difficult to obtain (and useful) as a Liberal Arts degree (insert degree printed on toilet paper "please take one" meme here)
 
While I have no doubt this is true, I'm also leaning towards the possibility that a Film degree is about as difficult to obtain (and useful) as a Liberal Arts degree (insert degree printed on toilet paper "please take one" meme here)

I thought it was established Bob attended some community college diploma mill. Or am I misremembering?
 
I'm late on this but what the fuck was the point of adding a green square to that video clip besides farming likes? Is he really doing some dumb shit like that to lay one clip on top of another?
It doesn't even make any sense, because usually you greenscreen a video background, or blank out an image. There's not even any point to blanking out that particular image because it already has a defined rectangle to place things into. His gesture was entirely useless.
 
While I have no doubt this is true, I'm also leaning towards the possibility that a Film degree is about as difficult to obtain (and useful) as a Liberal Arts degree (insert degree printed on toilet paper "please take one" meme here)
I thought it was established Bob attended some community college diploma mill. Or am I misremembering?
I don't want to power-level or bash community colleges (since I never went to one and don't know much about them), but I took a few undergraduate humanities courses at a reputable university (though this was decades removed from Bob's time in college) and I remember them as being extremely easy. I think that Bob could have handled it. Also you should probably remember that we don't know what Bob's GPA was and (correct me if I'm wrong), but I'm pretty sure you can pass classes and get a degree with a very low GPA. It would probably cause problems when looking for a job or applying to grad school, but you can do it.
 
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