Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[TerminalTryHard]

I thought it was established Bob attended some community college diploma mill. Or am I misremembering?

He went to some state ran 4 year college in Massachusetts, I don't remember the exact name but it's nothing prestigious or well known.

And his degree isn't even in film but in multimedia, I remember that part cause that degree is legit worse than film, hell it might be worse than gender studies. Personally I'm more interested in how he paid for, cause I doubt he got any scholarships. So did ma and pa Chipman pay up or did he take out some loans.

 

[Sir Wesley Tailpipe]

In brick by brick he is playing through SMB3 and it literally takes him a few months to beat.

I can’t wrap my head around that. I borrowed the Japanese version from a friend at school and killed it in a long weekend when the US release was a year away, and no knowledge of the whistle locations or any of the mini game patterns. Taking months to beat a neutered version with all the secrets in magazines easily available is just, and I know this will sound lame, pathetic to me.

 

[BubbleButt]

He went to some state ran 4 year college in Massachusetts, I don't remember the exact name but it's nothing prestigious or well known.

And his degree isn't even in film but in multimedia, I remember that part cause that degree is legit worse than film, hell it might be worse than gender studies. Personally I'm more interested in how he paid for, cause I doubt he got any scholarships. So did ma and pa Chipman pay up or did he take out some loans.

If he's still paying off college loans and dodging debt collectors for that because he's failed at video production, the thing he went to college for, I'll die laughing.

 

[Positron]

Bobby continues to be disgusting. Real-life, righteous indignation is just like acting!

 

[Arthur Morgan]

He pretty much said in his book that his infatuation came because he sees himself as Mario. A fat guy with a mustache from Brooklyn (except not really, which is just another thing that makes both of them alike, when you think about it). He also made a very big deal about Mario being created the year he was born.

What he fails to realize is that Mario is cute, endearing, brave, and athletic (dat long jump) which is why people like him and he's a hero, none of which are qualities Robert possesses. Alas Robbie, your connection is a shallow, superficial one.

For the athletic part, he's admitted his rhead canon for that is the Mushroom Kingdom has a lower gravity than earth, which is why Mario and Luigi can do all their feats.

That's probably what he was talking about when he said he was a survivalist who could bench 310. He meant in the Mushroom kingdom, his true home.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Bob’s claims about his college degree (and yes, he’s still trying to pay it off):



That first sentence cracks me up. Who the fuck would expect to be “trained” for that? It just reinforces my image of Bob as a big fucking baby who expects to be spoon-fed. No wonder he couldn’t beat Super Mario Bros. without help.

 

[Strange Wilderness]

He pretty much said in his book that his infatuation came because he sees himself as Mario. A fat guy with a mustache from Brooklyn (except not really, which is just another thing that makes both of them alike, when you think about it). He also made a very big deal about Mario being created the year he was born.

What he fails to realize is that Mario is cute, endearing, brave, and athletic (dat long jump) which is why people like him and he's a hero, none of which are qualities Robert possesses. Alas Robbie, your connection is a shallow, superficial one.

He's more like Bowser, a fat, gluttonous, obnoxious, authoritarian, asshole, with a creepy obsession with a certain woman.

While I have no doubt this is true, I'm also leaning towards the possibility that a Film degree is about as difficult to obtain (and useful) as a Liberal Arts degree (insert degree printed on toilet paper "please take one" meme here)

I know some people from college who have Film degrees and they all have had varying levels of success in their careers. One guy wound up in retail and is going back to school for a Computer Science degree transferring all his gen eds, one guy works at some right-wing news site as their social media coordinator so he got his foot in the door and does freelance work on the side, and another guy I know is going for his MBA. By contrast a girl I know with a Business degree is still waiting tables in her late 20s. What maters is how you network and use your degree to build a career which Bob didn't, he squandered whatever opportunities he could have had to sperg about gamergate and wish death upon people he hadn't ever met.

 

[Flexo]

He went to some state ran 4 year college in Massachusetts, I don't remember the exact name but it's nothing prestigious or well known.

And his degree isn't even in film but in multimedia, I remember that part cause that degree is legit worse than film, hell it might be worse than gender studies. Personally I'm more interested in how he paid for, cause I doubt he got any scholarships. So did ma and pa Chipman pay up or did he take out some loans.

Amiibos hadn't been invented yet so Bob still had all his blockbuster money.

(I don't know if this is actually true, but you believed me for a second there, didn't you?)

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Bob has been shilling for Mitt Romney lately ever since he joined the protests.

Case in point.

But remember Robert, the internet tells no lies.

https://www.google.com/amp/s/moviebobcentral.com/2012/11/07/what-part-of-yes-we-can-did-you-not-understand/amp/

And here’s a cringe meme from it.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Isn’t this the girl who blocked Bob but he keeps stalking and tweeting about her anyway? What a fucking psycho incel.

 

[Meriasek]

I'm late on this but what the fuck was the point of adding a green square to that video clip besides farming likes? Is he really doing some dumb shit like that to lay one clip on top of another?

He probably read this thread and how people made fun of his ineptitude with chromakeying correctly.

 

[Positron]

Bobby is happy that a much-loved, extremely influential movie got pulled off HBO.


Bobby white knights "the top tech channel in a country of 1.3b", hosted by two bouncing blobs of silicone:

 

[MightyBiteySnake]

He's more like Bowser, a fat, gluttonous, obnoxious, authoritarian, asshole, with a creepy obsession with a certain woman.

Bowser is a stellar father and a capable military leader, has a killer sense of humor, treats his workers well, and can on occasion settle his differences with his enemies.

Bob has not one of those redeeming qualities. Bob has more in common with Wario than any other Mario character.

 

[The Littlest Shitlord]

Bowser is a stellar father and a capable military leader, has a killer sense of humor, treats his workers well, and can on occasion settle his differences with his enemies.

Bob has not one of those redeeming qualities. Bob has more in common with Wario than any other Mario character.

But people have drawn porn of Wario. No one will ever draw porn of Bob.

 

[The tired cat]

Hm, I'm surprised el Blobbo Fatto hasn't been screaming his fat rolls about some BS how ICE is busily gasing them poor illegals Nazi-style. Since, that shit has apparently popped up on twitter and tumbrl.

 

[Meriasek]

But people have drawn porn of Wario. No one will ever draw porn of Bob.

Bob is the exception to Rule 34.

 

[Red Hood]

Bobby is happy that a much-loved, extremely influential movie got pulled off HBO.
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Bobby white knights "the top tech channel in a country of 1.3b", hosted by two bouncing blobs of silicone:
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Bob Chipman, thirsty beta orbiter extraordinaire.

 

[Archeopthryx]

Bob's superior future is Chinese. Should have known.

 

[Clark Kent]

Bob is the exception to Rule 34.

THIS IS HOW YOU GET BOBPORN

Do you want Bobporn?

Stop jinxing it! That's how our reality works! That's how we got President Trump and Multicultural-Intersectional Commie-Nazis. Fuck, dude. We probably got Commie-Nazis because enough saw that Simpsons gag and said, "ha-ha, it's funny because they don't exist!" It's like a monkey's paw on Opposite Day!

 

[Meriasek]

THIS IS HOW YOU GET BOBPORN

Do you want Bobporn?

Stop jinxing it! That's how our reality works! That's how we got President Trump and Multicultural-Intersectional Commie-Nazis. Fuck, dude. We probably got Commie-Nazis because enough saw that Simpsons gag and said, "ha-ha, it's funny because they don't exist!" It's like a monkey's paw on Opposite Day!

The existence of Bobporn is a good way to answer some fundamental questions.
Does God love us?
Is this Hell and we're being punished for sins unspeakable?
Is there even a God, or does the Cheeto-dust in Bob's pubes prove that no purity can have existed in the multiverse at any time?