Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Koby_Fish]

Speaking of misplaced pride, Chris Chipman is super proud of his town for having a protest (that he declined to attend). He actually thinks he gets to be proud about what other people did.

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I enjoyed being reminded that even the Chipmans by marriage are borderline illiterate. Though Chris’s wife Sarah writes as if she’s borderline retarded. Also, what kind of pussy rallies his wife to come defend him in FB debates?

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Again, Chris Chipman made a huge fucking deal about some protest in Lynn over the weekend, posting about it at least a half-dozen times and telling people to show up. Did Chris attend? Of course not. He had tweets to send, beers to chug, and begging to do! Anyone who sends this morlock cash so he can binge on pizza and beer deserves to lose that money. Chippa has no shame about being a fat, lazy glutton who doesn’t love his children enough to work hard for them rather than e-beg.

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Wow, just goes to show the exceptional genes didn't come from just one side when it comes to having made an exceptional child.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I don't know what's worse, the giant ceiling stain or the fact that he has to look at himself in the camera the entire time.

His wart-covered face is worse. Far, far worse. Catie Chipman Kim got ALL the looks in that family. Not a single pleasant feature was reserved for her hideous brothers.

 

[BubbleButt]

To paraphrase a certain bloated windbag: "Bob is like the stupid person's version of a smart person."

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Remember when Bob claimed the only reason he didn’t perform well academically was because he had “too much of a problem with authority.” He actually says he was no good at schoolwork because of his “problem with authority,” and not because of the fact that he’s just not a bright person. God he’s embarrassing. (And it’s pretty clear from his present day conduct that yes, he did have an unhappy childhood. Probably just trying to spare his parents further shame by claiming otherwise, but that ship has sailed.)

 

[Positron]

Remember when Bob claimed the only reason he didn’t perform well academically was because he had “too much of a problem with authority.” He actually says he was no good at schoolwork because of his “problem with authority,” and not because of the fact that he’s just not a bright person. God he’s embarrassing. (And it’s pretty clear from his present day conduct that yes, he did have an unhappy childhood. Probably just trying to spare his parents further shame by claiming otherwise, but that ship has sailed.)

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He has not grown up one bit; at the ripe age of 39, he continues to pry his way in the Kool Kidz Klub by calling other people names.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Bob thinks people must be “obsessed” with him if they make fun of him. So I guess that means he’s obsessed with everyone he tries (and fails) to pwn on Twitter, right? Talk about projection.



The tweet that’s got him so upset is pretty lulzy:

 

[Sundae]

Bob is now an expert in this animal, too:

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Shows what Bob knows, moray eels have been known to be quite affectionate:

That's not to say they won't bite someone if agitated or threatened, but they can be gentle creatures. All it would have taken for Bob to know this is a quick google search, so I'm not surprised he's too lazy to do even that.

 

[Positron]

Yes, morays that live around tourist dives are accustomed to human contact and are often quite docile. But keep in mind that they are fish, and fish don't have much brain. If the diver hands out morsels, food instinct can easily take over and the fish can snap very suddenly.

 

[Strange Wilderness]

The term "Death of the Author" came from Roland Barthes. The term doesn't mean "I can ignore how the author behaves in real life, or what she says that is unrelated to the work, in my appreciation of the work". So, "Death of Author" or not, nobody needs to keep tabs on some author's inane blatherings on Twitter:
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"Death of the Author" means "I can ignore what the author says about the work in my interpretation of it". My favorite example is how Tolkien claims LoTR is not an allegory because he is averse to allegories, yet I can't help seeing certain passage as anything but allegories -- and what Tolkien claims doesn't delegitimize my analysis of LoTR as a Christo-political allegory, if I choose to make such an analysis.

One of the things the beautifully sums up the Death of the Author mindset is how exceptional individuals try to apply their modern day political views to an early 20th century author where current year idiots claim Tolkien was either a racist or white supremacist because he dared to draw on history to characterize his fantasy races in his fictional world. So many interpretations of Tolkiens works are influenced by current year politics he could have never seen coming yet they use his books to support their views.

This is how it goes when one retard argues with another. First, the retarded primo:
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This is how normal people might respond:
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But where's the fun in that? so let's welcome the retarded secundo!
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Lol female authors and all fiction in general didn't exist until major corporations sponsored them and used them as political cudgels to sell product.

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More about the political significance of Disney movies, in this case Hamilton:
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I have no idea what a story that is purportedly about the Founding Fathers has anything to do with "globally-mobile citizens", but then I didn't major in Digital Media.

I wish I had Bobs brain so I could watch Hamilton and interpret an OK musical as some tangent about globalization. I'm sure the real Alexander Hamilton was for an urban/trade based economy but I'm also sure he wasn't for erasing Americas national identity and becoming nothing but a free trade economic zone where borders didn't exist and the filthy French were allowed to do their business on American soil.

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"THOR RAGNAROK was the first big blockbuster to argue that institutions, even whole civilizations, founded in corruption and disenfranchisement must be completely torn down" -- Here's the retarded primo again.

Uhhh I liked the part where Thor fought the Hulk in the gladiator arena, that was a fun fight. I don't think I was applying too much political thought to a movie where a Norse God with a magic hammer fights a not-so jolly green giant. If I want an obvious movie about tearing down a corrupt society I'm going to pick Fight Cub or They Live.

Something something Justice League fans bad:
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Why are you going to give yourself a heart attack ranting about Justice League Bob? No one remembers it and Tweeting in a blind drunken rage about how it reminds you of dumb people on the Internet isn't good for your cholesterol clogged heart.

"Peter Coffin is a bad person because he's joined Gamergate!"
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Yet bad as Coffin my be, Bobby still observes his pronoun "they".

Bob is both dismissive of Coffin and envious that he has the following he does. At the end of the day Bob will always be a lesser of the man who married a real doll and has banged it multiple times.

 

[XtrmGamr719]

Shows what Bob knows, moray eels have been known to be quite affectionate:

That's not to say they won't bite someone if agitated or threatened, but they can be gentle creatures. All it would have taken for Bob to know this is a quick google search, so I'm not surprised he's too lazy to do even that.

I think Bob doesn’t understand affection or any form of empathy.

Side note: What decided to make this underwater snake a long dog?

 

[John Andrews Stan]

In how many tweets per day does Bob flat-out tell his audience that he’s smarter than everyone else in the world? It’s got to be at least a half-dozen times per 24 hours. The latest development is that Bob already figured out the entire Epstein case and everyone else is a dumb-dumb:

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

In how many tweets per day does Bob flat-out tell his audience that he’s smarter than everyone else in the world? It’s got to be at least a half-dozen times per 24 hours. The latest development is that Bob already figured out the entire Epstein case and everyone else is a dumb-dumb:

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Since I know Bob reads this thread, I'll put a pop culture quote he's sure to get.
"A man who must remind others he is the king is no true king."
-Tywin Lannister

 

[Pokemonquistador2]

Speaking of misplaced pride, Chris Chipman is super proud of his town for having a protest (that he declined to attend). He actually thinks he gets to be proud about what other people did.

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Wow. There are an awful lot of white faces and legs in that protest picture. Lynn MA is 11 percent black. You'd think if Bob really thought that Black Lives Mattered, he'd move to a place where black people actually lived. If I ever win the lottery, I'm buying the houses on either side of Bob's basement apartment and cramming one of them with gang members plucked from the streets of downtown Chicago, and the other one with rock-ribbed, Trump loving Black Republicans. See how he feels about Black Lives after THAT.

Also, Chris Chipman needs to stop wearing that chicken headdress in his avatar and at his convention appearances. That more than anything convinces me that Chris would rather live a happy go lucky existence as a "pop culture commentator" than get a real job and support his kids. No adult who wants a future filled with professional work would ever wear such a thing, and certainly not in any kind of professional capacity. You know those 17 year old kids who get giant ear plugs thinking they'll become big in some kind of creative profession, and then a few years later, when their dream fails to pan out, they find themselves having to work dead end jobs because no one wants to hire a washed up artist with giant saggy earlobe holes? Well, Chris is soon to be the forty-something version of that 17 year old kid when he applies for serious jobs and his resume gets sent to the round file because his prospective employer googled him and found clips of him chugging hard liquor and wearing a gay fake mohawk.

 

[cypocryphy]

Remember when Bob claimed the only reason he didn’t perform well academically was because he had “too much of a problem with authority.” He actually says he was no good at schoolwork because of his “problem with authority,” and not because of the fact that he’s just not a bright person. God he’s embarrassing. (And it’s pretty clear from his present day conduct that yes, he did have an unhappy childhood. Probably just trying to spare his parents further shame by claiming otherwise, but that ship has sailed.)

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Good lord...imagine being picked on by Bob.

 

[Neko GF]

One of Robert's BreadTube senpais blocked him:

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1280399289693491201 (Archive)

What?! Why would someone who at least pretends to care about people from the South and Mid-West not want to associate with a eugenist who frequently talks about oppressing them?!

Of course, Robert is too stupid and ignorant to understand why many lefties don't like him and want nothing to do with him:

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1280401893446111233 (Archive)

 

[iRON-mAn]

Uhhh I liked the part where Thor fought the Hulk in the gladiator arena, that was a fun fight. I don't think I was applying too much political thought to a movie where a Norse God with a magic hammer fights a not-so jolly green giant. If I want an obvious movie about tearing down a corrupt society I'm going to pick Fight Cub or They Live.

In fairness, to overthrow an evil, tyrannical conquer, they do call upon a fire demon that burns their entire sky city to the ground since they can't conventionally beat the big bad with fists and hammers, so I can kind of see where they're getting their theme of revolution from. That said, only a child would use it as the basis or as support for actual attempted regime change. It's also severe TDS to compare Trump to Hela, the goddess of death.

 

[Kabuki Actor]

Good lord...imagine being picked on by Bob.

You see it a lot. He's just underwhelming.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Bob is such a fucking liar. Didn’t someone make a collage of all his pro-eugenics bullshit over the years? He should never be allowed get away with claiming he was “joking.” Lying POS.



Bob, should we donate to this terminally ill WOC or send your fat drunk brother our charity money for his e-begging campaign so he can work as little as possible?



Lol at Bob not realizing that people he likes might REALLY not like him. Too bad he lacks the courage to reflect on why this is. (Thanks for sourcing this, @Your Local Neko Girl GF.)

Good lord...imagine being picked on by Bob.

I’m pretty sure MANY unfortunate people who were made miserable by Bob in high school are absolutely delighted to see what a terminally miserable virgin loser he is and always will be. The world IS a just place after all!

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

One of Robert's BreadTube senpais blocked him:
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https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1280399289693491201 (Archive)

Bob is so confused by finding out that nobody actually likes him that he forgets who people are and thinks he's "decent people"

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[John Andrews Stan]

This is rather rich coming from Bob, who EVERY DAY posts his delight at legit suffering (e.g. COVID-19 diagnoses of any Republican) and fantasies about mass deaths. But yep, Bob is a cretin.