Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Bolo]

"Professional account"

He isn't getting the same ratios of likes and such on a protected account, and not to mention, that doesn't have his precious checkmark nor is being followed, Robert isn't happy with just randos.

How does no one at the Escapist just sack his ass?

He isn't worth the headache. The Escapist pretty much isolated Robert to a corner. He doesn't do live streams with them anymore , they took out his videogames show and gave a spot to Jack, who I have to admit, is doing a pretty good job at the site. he hosted their Indie Showcase videos, and he became a constant presence in their other endeavors, and oddly, he even makes a good pair with Yahtzee, don't really care for the Civial War thing, but whenever Yahtzee streams with Jack, it is pretty much jack who brings the energy to keep the conversations going, since Yahtzee seems a bit iffy and deadpan about livestreaming.

So, there is no point to sack Robert. Sure, the fatass is a cringy motherfucker, and his "obsolete people" drivel is not something anyone wants to be associated with (guess why the screwattack guys cut him loose), but at the same time Robert doesn't represent The Escapist like Yahtzee does, and like I said, even the newcomer Jack has more presence than Robert at this moment. Right now, Robert has been sidelined, and since he is cheap, he can still bring some views.

Still, doesn't mean that in the future Robert won't get the boot. The escapist views wise ain't doing so hot, and Robert's views on youtube have tanked. He is struggling to break 30k views, when back at the start of the year, his viewership was at the 50k. So, whatever venture Captal Russ Pitt got to bring back the Escapist, it should be running out, even if they have ad deals, it won't pay everybody's checks and I think they will be cutting the fat soon enough, and we all know what that means.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I’m not posting screenshots because I wish I hadn’t seen the posts myself, but Creepy Uncle Bob is tweeting photos of naked babies and mutilated breasts. Yeah.

Reminder: Bob is a little bitch. Crying is fine I guess, but his feed is nothing but rage and tears. The teenage girls I know are better able to manage their emotions than this lump of estrogen.



Bob pretending he’s not afraid of women. Again: little bitch.



At some point, Bob started believing that being the most obnoxious asshole in any given conversation means he “wins.” Instead, he just shows what a thoroughly miserable, bitter bitch he is.



It cracks me up that Bob thinks he’s better than Kiwi Farmers, considering his efforts (and his family’s) to get someone fired for laughing at his book, plus remarks like these about a woman he knows nothing about. At his core Bob is, in every sense of the word, hateful.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

I’m not posting screenshots because I wish I hadn’t seen the posts myself, but Creepy Uncle Bob is tweeting photos of naked babies and mutilated breasts. Yeah.

Spoiler that shit and post it here. Bob will delete it as soon as his brain realizes what he did.

 

[Pokemonquistador2]

This is a crosspost with the Trump Derangement Thread, but someone posted a Nazi Propaganda poster featuring the Untermensch and i couldn't help but notice its resemblance to Bob Chipman:

Only in Bob's case, it'd be the UnterMUNCH, because that's what he does all day...

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Okay, here are the aforementioned gruesome tweets. I edited the baby’s picture to remove the nakedness and fuck the guy who posted it so Creepy Uncle Bob could share it.

Spoiler: CW: Bob creeping on a child and mutilated tits

 

[The tired cat]

Okay, here are the aforementioned gruesome tweets. I edited the baby’s picture to remove the nakedness and fuck the guy who posted it so Creepy Uncle Bob could share it.

Spoiler: CW: Bob creeping on a child and mutilated tits

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[cypocryphy]

"That stupid black man doesn't think like white progressives want him to, please vote for the old white guy."

 

[The tired cat]

"That stupid black man doesn't think like white progressives want him to, please vote for the old white guy."

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Pffft...C'mon Bobo, why don't you just be like every other scummy lefty and call Kanye a race traitor, Uncle Tom, house nigger, or something else. Why tap dance around it.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Every time I think Bob has hit a rock bottom of stupidity and grotesquely bitter self-expression, he finds a trap door to sink even lower. It’s as hard for me to look away from this blubbery car crash of a life as it is for Bob to practice portion control.

So I do enjoy the lighter moments, like Bob trying to pay tribute to someone whose work he’s quite obviously completely unfamiliar with. This is even more cringe than his Carl Reiner tweet, because he’s even more fucking desperate to sound profound and eloquent and, as per usual, fails:



He doesn’t have enough shame to keep his omnipresent God complex on the DL. Either that or he thinks it makes him seem like a badass:



Bob is now an expert in this animal, too:



I love when he gets called out for his brain dead political takes.



Bob, openly fantasizes about mass death and suffering, finds the R-word “unnecessary and cruel”:



What a retard.

 

[Positron]

So I do enjoy the lighter moments, like Bob trying to pay tribute to someone whose work he’s quite obviously completely unfamiliar with. This is even more cringe than his Carl Reiner tweet, because he’s even more fucking desperate to sound profound and eloquent and, as per usual, fails:

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He doesn’t have enough shame to keep his omnipresent God complex on the DL. Either that or he thinks it makes him seem like a badass:

No matter how much he praises Morricone, Bobby still doesn't consider him a better Italian than the guys who played the Incredible Hulk.

Bob, openly fantasizes about mass death and suffering, finds the R-word “unnecessary and cruel”:
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What a retard.

Can you guess the film that Bobby talks about?
Hint: **** It is from Disney.****
Answer: *****Hamilton*****

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

Rules for ree but not for me?

 

[Mola Ram]

So I do enjoy the lighter moments, like Bob trying to pay tribute to someone whose work he’s quite obviously completely unfamiliar with. This is even more cringe than his Carl Reiner tweet, because he’s even more fucking desperate to sound profound and eloquent and, as per usual, fails:

"Sonic epoch"?

See, this is how you know Bob is forever tweeting with a thesaurus close at hand (or more likely looks for suggested alternate words on Google): he has no understanding of connotation. "Sonic" is of course a word related to audio, but it's more technical than other words you'd generally use to describe music. It may be a technically correct use of the word, but it rings false on the ear and looks ugly in writing. Poor Bob the Writer. He learns nothing, no matter how long he keeps at it.

 

[DarkEmoMario64]

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[Meriasek]

"Sonic epoch"?

See, this is how you know Bob is forever tweeting with a thesaurus close at hand (or more likely looks for suggested alternate words on Google): he has no understanding of connotation. "Sonic" is of course a word related to audio, but it's more technical than other words you'd generally use to describe music. It may be a technically correct use of the word, but it rings false on the ear and looks ugly in writing. Poor Bob the Writer. He learns nothing, no matter how long he keeps at it.

And "an entire sonic epoch falls silent" doesn't even make much sense. If anything, epochs end, an epoch falling silent is just bizarre. But he was dead-set on using more big words and metaphors from the musical/tonal/aural spectrum, so that's how it had to be.

Could have done some nice alliteration there. An aural era ended.

 

[Positron]

No composer, no matter how great, defines our "sonic epoch": our culture is too fragmented for that. To suggest so makes you as silly as Kevin Allred, the Beyoncé Studies professor.

If Bobby really wanted to commemorate Morricone he should have given examples on how his music complements the scenes.

"Sonic" is of course a word related to audio, but it's more technical than other words you'd generally use to describe music... it rings false on the ear.

The connotation of the word "sonic" gives us the impression that Morricone was an experimenter in timbre, like Toru Takemitsu and Miklós Rózsa did in their respective film works. As far as film music is concerned, Morricone's invention is largely melodic.

 

[Adamska]

Every time I think Bob has hit a rock bottom of stupidity and grotesquely bitter self-expression, he finds a trap door to sink even lower. It’s as hard for me to look away from this blubbery car crash of a life as it is for Bob to practice portion control.

So I do enjoy the lighter moments, like Bob trying to pay tribute to someone whose work he’s quite obviously completely unfamiliar with. This is even more cringe than his Carl Reiner tweet, because he’s even more fucking desperate to sound profound and eloquent and, as per usual, fails:

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He doesn’t have enough shame to keep his omnipresent God complex on the DL. Either that or he thinks it makes him seem like a badass:

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Bob is now an expert in this animal, too:

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I love when he gets called out for his brain dead political takes.

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Bob, openly fantasizes about mass death and suffering, finds the R-word “unnecessary and cruel”:

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What a retard.

The eel sperging was clearly him creeping on an AnimalLogic video from one year ago. I now know where this smoothbrained idiot steals his info from to pretend to be smart when he spergs about animals.

 

[Red Hood]

Robert Chipman, pizza delivery boi respecter

https://twitter.com/notallbhas/status/1279620983146590208

https://archive.vn/2ZVJy

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Fast food through obesity, diabetic and hypertension related comorbidity probably contributes to the deaths of more Americans than cops, radiation, or smoking. And I'm imagining they're talking about mortality rates- police ending up with serious injuries, PTSD, and related issues probably isn't brought up.

Everyone drink.

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Lol. Someone wandered off the set of the Hobbit and straight into the hillbilly corn squeezins.

 

[Irrational Exuberance]

Come on, everyone knows "underwater basket weaving" is the go-to elective for people like him.

 

[Imposteroak]

The eel sperging was clearly him creeping on an AnimalLogic video from one year ago. I now know where this smoothbrained idiot steals his info from to pretend to be smart when he spergs about animals.

I also saw it floating around twitter completely detached from Bobs fuckery. I think its just one of those things that are being passed around for no real reason at the moment. He is just commenting on whatever animal crap shows up in his timeline. Imo morrays are downright cute compared to how some of its deep sea brethren look.

 

[BubbleButt]

I also saw it floating around twitter completely detached from Bobs fuckery. I think its just one of those things that are being passed around for no real reason at the moment. He is just commenting on whatever animal crap shows up in his timeline. Imo morrays are downright cute compared to how some of its deep sea brethren look.

But for real, fuck lampreys.