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We'd never hear about it, because trying to climb the stairs with a loaded weapon would give him a heart attack.
Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic
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If Bob could scrape the money together he would definitely be one of those sex tourist creeps who travels to Thailand to shoot porn with uncomfortable looking destitute women.
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As if he would ever knowingly be in the same room with a gun that’s not in a cop’s holster.
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I thought Bob has bragged about having a gun a few times but he is probably lying. He should flash his piece on Twitter a few times to prove he has one.
Sir Wesley Tailpipe
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Robert innately detests democracy, so I don’t think we would see that one from him.
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With the first shot he takes, the bullet will perfectly sever a man's unknown malignant growth, effectively saving his life. The second will ricochet and pop the tire of a minivan that will have a malfunctioning brake system, saving the lives of a woman and her two children. This will keep going until everyone in the store will have their lives helped somehow by Bob shooting at things, giving him a killcount of -37.
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It’s the one thing he’s right about. Unfortunately he wants to replace it with a fucking committee of “experts” rather than letting people live their damn lives in peace. He lusts for totalitarianism.
Sir Wesley Tailpipe
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He’s a textbook member of The Liberal Party of Canada! A party that even appoints candidates over the wishes of local constituencies, then wonders why they lose grassroots support.
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Let's be honest, early teens are going to be exploring their sexuality whether we like it or not, the difference is that doing it privately instead of publicly is being maligned.
I'm gonna powerlevel a bit here:
For reasons I won't dwell into I have some insecurity and trust issues, and regarding sex that means I won't have sex unless is with someone I absolutely trust which doesn't sound bad but it can feel bad and it can reach a negative extreme.
Applying Occam's razor and ignoring pedophile conspiracies my idea is that current parents of teens just want to spare their children from these negative extremes and let them be more sexually liberated, which 20 years ago it might even have been healthy but in the age of social media where teens seek validation from not just from others like any teen but from complete strangers can be extremely dangerous for their self-esteem and sexual independence.
And as you said the virtue shit is just another layer of objectification, is girl watchers club all over again with new judging scales
Just imagine a 12 year old on twitter going like:
"Hi, my name is Amy, I'm 12 but everyone who knows me says I look like 16"
and then Bob appears:
"Is great to have African American representation on twitter of early developed tweens since
of course African American girls develop a lot faster than white kids, wonder if she's Bi
would add a lot more value, keeping an eye on this
"
Applying Occam's razor and ignoring pedophile conspiracies my idea is that current parents of teens just want to spare their children from these negative extremes and let them be more sexually liberated, which 20 years ago it might even have been healthy but in the age of social media where teens seek validation from not just from others like any teen but from complete strangers can be extremely dangerous for their self-esteem and sexual independence.
And as you said the virtue shit is just another layer of objectification, is girl watchers club all over again with new judging scales
Just imagine a 12 year old on twitter going like:
"Hi, my name is Amy, I'm 12 but everyone who knows me says I look like 16"
and then Bob appears:
"Is great to have African American representation on twitter of early developed tweens since
of course African American girls develop a lot faster than white kids, wonder if she's Bi
would add a lot more value, keeping an eye on this
"
Fan of Food Aaron Welch
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Wonder why bob deleted this. EDIT: He reposted it, guess a typo or something.
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Robert simping for one of his failed presidential candidate waifus:
https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1284265712383676416 (Archive)
https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1284265712383676416 (Archive)
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So Voltaire was "a neo-Nazi convicted of child porn?" ( I'm not sure where the quote originated, but Voltaire is the one most often given credit for it. )
I think there are problems with the quote as written; (since no one is allowed to criticize underage cancer patients, does that mean that underage cancer patients are ruling over us all?) There are also plenty of powerful institutions that don't care what the lower orders have to say about them, since their rule is so secure that they know they're essentially bulletproof. So Bob is right about the quote being inaccurate, but he's obfuscating the truth as well. He totally downplays how badly a powerful group with thin skin could fuck up the life of a person who criticizes it.
A more accurate version of that quote might be, "To find out which groups rule over you, find out which ones will fuck you up for thwarting their desires or for opposing their will." Cops, The IRS, and the Twitter Mob have the power to fuck you up, but the things you have to do to tick them off will vary in deed and scope and may or may not include actual criticism.
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No one goes to brunch at 12:16am.
In order to go to brunch you need to have friends. Without friends going to brunch is no different than staying home and getting sloshed.
Just because you gorge yourself on eggs benedict and down entire pitchers of mimosas while angrily yelling at people who are all laughing at you on Twitter doesn't mean you went to brunch--it means you scraped rock bottom.
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Except of course at a quarter past midnight Bob wasn't eating eggs benedict or drinking mimosas, because he wasn't at an all night diner and damn sure isn't capable of preparing either of those things on his own.
I'm going to guess he was devouring Pop Tarts and guzzling Mike's Hard Lemonade.
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Pizza Crust and shaking through the recycling for beer left in cans.
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Like a big fat raccoon going through your trashcans, muttering to himself "Call me Rocket!" all the while.
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Settling accounts after autumn: a favorite commie tactic. (And of course there is no such thing as a bad tactic)
Reminder that Bobby gloated in 2016 that Hillary Rodham would expunge all news organizations who had ever badmouthed her (can't remember his exact wording so can't find the tweet.)
Dob Chipman:
Reminder that Bobby gloated in 2016 that Hillary Rodham would expunge all news organizations who had ever badmouthed her (can't remember his exact wording so can't find the tweet.)
Dob Chipman:
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It's becoming harder and harder to tell Dobson and Bob apart from one another.
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Dobson's the one who can sort of, kind of do the thing he claims to make a living at. He can draw. His art is inane and self-indulgent, but you can tell what it is he's trying to portray.
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I can just hear him frothing at this thought, Jesus Christ
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