Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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I like how she has to do the "pregnant belly hold hands" to show that she's pregnant, because she sure doesn't look pregnant.
Also, when was that? They're having a second child? They can barely afford the first potato, and Chris refuses to work to take care of them. Now they're gonna have a second one?
 
Yanno, considering Bob is a thirsty slobber misogynist who will gleefully thirst after women on the wrong side, as we've seen [whether it be insulting Megan Fox or stalking Aimee Therese], it just ends up prompting a question.

He has met Anita Sarkeesian, and we know he went full-in on defending her despite her being Jack Thompson with boobs. Does anyone think he might have confused her being friendly with flirting, or something?
 
I do genuinely wonder his opinion on someone like Werner von Braun. Like he isn’t a complete fool and knows about Operation Paperclip, he’s referenced it before. So Braun (who is, whether you like it or not, one of the best rocket scientists of the 20th century and instrumental to the moon landing, without him it wouldn’t have happened probably at least until 1980 unless maybe the Soviets did it, even then with Nazi help) is either a stupid dumbo McStupid or instrumental in bringing about the Superior Future. Which is it Bob? I doubt he’s even considered the implication. He jacks off about the moon landing all the time, if thats all that matters, then explain the dude being a literal Nazi. Is von Braun a Thinker or a Believer? Like Bob has reiterated that he really does view the world with this complete lack of nuance, so which is it Bob? Someone needs to ask him. If he can’t give a straight answer he’s a lying sack of shit.

I genuinely think Trump being elected has affected him, because he wasn’t this cruel or hateful of say, Republicans, in 2015. I think if Trump is reelected Bob may spiral into Holocaust denial territory with the Nazi scientist and eugenics stuff. I half expect him to be like “glad that n!gger Herman Cain is dead” entirely un-ironically and he’s be surprised when the backlash hits.
 
I do genuinely wonder his opinion on someone like Werner von Braun. Like he isn’t a complete fool and knows about Operation Paperclip, he’s referenced it before. So Braun (who is, whether you like it or not, one of the best rocket scientists of the 20th century and instrumental to the moon landing, without him it wouldn’t have happened probably at least until 1980 unless maybe the Soviets did it, even then with Nazi help) is either a stupid dumbo McStupid or instrumental in bringing about the Superior Future. Which is it Bob? I doubt he’s even considered the implication. He jacks off about the moon landing all the time, if thats all that matters, then explain the dude being a literal Nazi. Is von Braun a Thinker or a Believer? Like Bob has reiterated that he really does view the world with this complete lack of nuance, so which is it Bob? Someone needs to ask him. If he can’t give a straight answer he’s a lying sack of shit.

I genuinely think Trump being elected has affected him, because he wasn’t this cruel or hateful of say, Republicans, in 2015. I think if Trump is reelected Bob may spiral into Holocaust denial territory with the Nazi scientist and eugenics stuff. I half expect him to be like “glad that n!gger Herman Cain is dead” entirely un-ironically and he’s be surprised when the backlash hits.
That's a really interesting question, actually. What DOES Bob think about nazi scientists like Werner von Braun?

According to his worldview, they must be stupid since they're nazis, but they also must be smart since they put man on the Moon.

Someone should tweet at him and ask.
 
Originally posted in 2018. So the kid is about 1 and half now.
The son turned two last week. Both he and their older daughter are adorable. But Catie Chipman Kim is proof that being a cute kid in a family of deformed uggos is no guarantee that you won’t grow up to be a complete shitbag. I shudder to think of the values those kids are being indoctrinated with. Maybe they play a game of pretending to call the employers of all the big, bad people who laugh at Creepy Uncle Bob.
 
I don’t want it to get lost in my spaghetti spilling posts, but this is the actual reality: Robert “Moviebob” Chipman either believes Werner von Braun, a Nazi, is a “Thinker” and therefore Good, or that he had nothing to do with he moon landing, something that essentially amounts to denying the historical fact of the influence of former Nazis in America and Murica’s nonchalant attitude towards Nazism. It’s not Holocaust denial but its close, like denying FDRs Japanese internment or FDR turning away Jewish refugees. (Or FDR starting redlining).

(You could substitute IBM for Braun, or any number of things)

Its (one of) the point(s) of Doctor Strangelove, there’s too many Nazis behind American military/science policy. Certainly he’s seen the movie right? “Oh yeah, Doctor Strange, the cool cap avengers man!”

I don’t want it to get lost in my spaghetti spilling posts, but this is the actual reality: Robert “Moviebob” Chipman either believes Werner von Braun, a Nazi, is a “Thinker” and therefore Good, or that he had nothing to do with he moon landing, something that essentially amounts to denying the historical fact of the influence of former Nazis in America and Murica’s nonchalant attitude towards Nazism. It’s not Holocaust denial but its close, like denying FDRs Japanese internment or FDR turning away Jewish refugees. (Or FDR starting redlining).

(You could substitute IBM for Braun, or any number of things)

Its (one of) the point(s) of Doctor Strangelove, there’s too many Nazis behind American military/science policy. Certainly he’s seen the movie right? “Oh yeah, Doctor Strange, the cool cap avengers man!”
Actually, he does kinda remind me of Nick Land (and I hate to say this) to the extent he believes technology and “space” is all that matters even if millions die, because technology is inherently good. Land of course at this point has devolved into advocating for “hyperracism” so I guess we’ll see what happens
 
I don’t want it to get lost in my spaghetti spilling posts, but this is the actual reality: Robert “Moviebob” Chipman either believes Werner von Braun, a Nazi, is a “Thinker” and therefore Good, or that he had nothing to do with he moon landing
You have spilled your spaghetti a lot, but this post is good because this is absolutely how Bob's dichotomous thinking works. If he was forced to give it a lot of thought, he'd probably come up with some completely unsupported conspiracy theory about how von Braun "stole" his work from some unsung black Jewish lesbian scientist or something. I doubt he would say von Braun did nothing wrong, because that would suggest that good people can align with bad causes due to circumstance or being tricked, which would undermine his "All Trump supporters are evil and get the gas" mentality.
 
Bob thinks Wernher von Braun is stupid because he's a Nazi. To Bob, "intelligence" isn't just doing well in science, it's doing good in science. Von Braun is a stupid person that is good at engineering. Not to mention that Bob will downplay all the scientific progress of the Nazis as being basically memes and not actually significant in any way.
 
Bob thinks Wernher von Braun is stupid because he's a Nazi. To Bob, "intelligence" isn't just doing well in science, it's doing good in science. Von Braun is a stupid person that is good at engineering. Not to mention that Bob will downplay all the scientific progress of the Nazis as being basically memes and not actually significant in any way.
Then he is denying historical fact that the US helped former Nazis because of how useful they were (and didn’t really hate Nazism that much) and is a historical revisionist that should have as much legitimacy as people who think Hitler never really wanted the Holocaust and was an alright dude.
 
The son turned two last week. Both he and their older daughter are adorable. But Catie Chipman Kim is proof that being a cute kid in a family of deformed uggos is no guarantee that you won’t grow up to be a complete shitbag. I shudder to think of the values those kids are being indoctrinated with. Maybe they play a game of pretending to call the employers of all the big, bad people who laugh at Creepy Uncle Bob.

The daughter is apparently special needs (Bob has implied autism but I think he means himself). So who knows if she is even mentally aware enough to hold opinions greater than dog soft and uncle creepy.
 
Then he is denying historical fact that the US helped former Nazis because of how useful they were (and didn’t really hate Nazism that much) and is a historical revisionist that should have as much legitimacy as people who think Hitler never really wanted the Holocaust and was an alright dude.
Well, yeah. Are you surprised? To Bob and his ilk, history is written by the victors. That's why it's so important to him to be on the right side of history.
 
The daughter is apparently special needs (Bob has implied autism but I think he means himself). So who knows if she is even mentally aware enough to hold opinions greater than dog soft and uncle creepy.
I believe her father, Chris, outed the child as autistic. He doesn’t give a shit about her right to privacy or the consequences of him broadcasting her health issues on the internet so he can panhandle online. If the Chipman family was truly intimidated or upset by KF and trolls in general, they wouldn’t unleash a firehose of personal information that should have remained private.
 
I genuinely think Trump being elected has affected him, because he wasn’t this cruel or hateful of say, Republicans, in 2015. I think if Trump is reelected Bob may spiral into Holocaust denial territory with the Nazi scientist and eugenics stuff. I half expect him to be like “glad that n!gger Herman Cain is dead” entirely un-ironically and he’s be surprised when the backlash hits.
This all that I've seen him say about Herman so far.
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He was far less kind to the co founder of Turningpoint USA
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That's a really interesting question, actually. What DOES Bob think about nazi scientists like Werner von Braun?

According to his worldview, they must be stupid since they're nazis, but they also must be smart since they put man on the Moon.

Someone should tweet at him and ask.
Bobs definition of stupid and smart changes on the context he's arguing in. Dumb actually usually just means "people I don't like or think are mean" and smart means "a person that supports space and technology/liberal woman/person or color".

This is one of the reasons arguing with Bob is so pointless. He changes his words and meanings around constantly and if he accidentally says something the left doesn't support he'll "change" what he meant later.
 
I do genuinely wonder his opinion on someone like Werner von Braun.
That's a really interesting question, actually. What DOES Bob think about nazi scientists like Werner von Braun?

He'd just claim that some gay, black woman could have gotten the US to the moon in half the time.

In all seriousness, he'd hate Von Braun, because Von Braun converted to Christianity in America. 'Smart' people don't believe in God, and since Von Braun believed in such a superstition, he must have been a believer rather than a thinker, so his opinion and any good he did can be completely disregarded.
 
Bobs definition of stupid and smart changes on the context he's arguing in. Dumb actually usually just means "people I don't like or think are mean" and smart means "a person that supports space and technology/liberal woman/person or color".

This is one of the reasons arguing with Bob is so pointless. He changes his words and meanings around constantly and if he accidentally says something the left doesn't support he'll "change" what he meant later.

The only thing to do with people like Bob is point and laugh as they slowly lose relevance.
 

In 2006, Cain was diagnosed with Stage IV cancer in his colon and metastases to his liver and given a 30 percent chance of survival. Cain underwent surgery and chemotherapy following the diagnosis, and the cancer was subsequently reported to be in remission.[107]
Cain was diagnosed with COVID-19 on June 29, 2020 and admitted to an Atlanta-area hospital on July 1.[108] His staff on July 2 said that he was "awake and alert."[108] Four weeks later, he was still hospitalized and being treated with oxygen.[109] Cain died of complications of COVID-19 on July 30, 2020.[110][111][112][113]
Cain had attended a Trump rally in Tulsa on June 20 without wearing a mask or socially distancing.[114] On the day he was hospitalized, Cain praised South Dakota Governor Kristi Noem for not requiring masks at an upcoming Trump campaign event, tweeting "Masks will not be mandatory for the event, which will be attended by President Trump. PEOPLE ARE FED UP!"[115] His staff on July 2 said there was no way to be certain where or in what way he contracted the disease."[108] Dan Calabrese, the editor of Cain's website, said, "I realize people will speculate about the Tulsa rally, but Herman did a lot of traveling [that] week, including to Arizona where cases [were] spiking."

He was high risk because of his previous cancer and chemotherapy and chose not to wear a mask (although in large crowds I seriously question how protective masks actually are) and to travel a lot, to various events, which while it's sad it turned out this way, is on him. He might even have been okay with that risk considering he was a devout Christian and was in his older years. An "If I go it was my time" sort of thing. Anyway, there's no proof that he contracted COVID at the rally.

As for Bill Montgomery, he was 80. Another high risk case, who'd lived a pretty full life.

He'd just claim that some gay, black woman could have gotten the US to the moon in half the time.

In all seriousness, he'd hate Von Braun, because Von Braun converted to Christianity in America. 'Smart' people don't believe in God, and since Von Braun believed in such a superstition, he must have been a believer rather than a thinker, so his opinion and any good he did can be completely disregarded.
Once more the people who have done the most tangible work towards Robert's superior future are the exact kind of people he hates.
 
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