Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Mola Ram]

I feel like if Bob was spending money on OFs he'd brag about how he supports strong empowered hoes women.

I dunno. I think it'd legitimately be a source of shame. Yes, he obviously feels no shame from blatant simping for thots and trannies, but creepy flirting on Twitter and torching hundreds or thousands of dollars on them are very different things.

There have been debates here about whether Bob would ever get #MeToo'd, and I'm firmly of the belief he's never been close enough to a woman to behave inappropriately ... but it might be worth considering if he'll ever get #MeToo'd for creepy, stalkerish online behavior. I find that extremely plausible.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

"I'll never forgive the troglodytes who stole the future I EARNED to prolong their worthless existence by laughing at my Mario book and not liking Hillary Clinton".
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IIRC Brace Belden's "war crime" was accidentally peeing on a dead ISIS guy. also Gwen is the kind of person who sees no difference between a swastika and an MS paint drawing of a frog

I've seen Bob quote Gwen for quite awhile now but I never had any idea of who she, assuming she was a she, is. For your viewing pleasure, I present the "woman" who is fighting for the working class and POCs. She's so into fighting the good fight against Drumpf and Chapo that she suffered a miscarriage from tear gas. Tear gas and no other outstanding circumstances whatsoever which may have killed off her child (assuming she's not a lying woman but I repeat myself).

Spoiler: Simply Stunning

I can see some beautiful alimony being made between Bob and Gwendolyn if Bob ever dared to broaden his horizon past the dive bar and the closest D&B. Neither can touch their toes but they can touch each others!


The sources for the pics and the tear gassed baby story.

Spoiler: quoted posts

Gwen Snyder of Philly. She looks 'healthy'

Here's an even more glam picture of Gwendolyn Snyder (1985-09-11)
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She's been on a great tear over the past couple days, accusing various Jews (of which she is not one) of anti-semitism for 'making jokes' and 'mildly criticizing the Zionist entity.' Standard antifa stuff
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Criticizing landlords in New York who won't repair the broken plumbing in your apartment for months is antisemitism
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Not sure if she still lives at Apt #3 4235 Baltimore Avenue, Philadelphia, PA 19104. Looks like her parents Barbara and James Snyder and sister Caitlin are still living back in NJ. Gwen is married to a Matthew Sullivan, who doesn't sound like a deranged beta male at all
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This crazy bitch is now claiming that she had a miscarriage caused by 'tear gas'. Funny how there don't seem to be any healthy pregnant women who have encountered anything of the sort. She's using her participation in riots as an excuse for being incapable of carrying a child to term by reason of obesity.
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'Antifa detention camp' lol
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Noone supports her.. for fear of GAMERGATE
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Meanwhile, 'all cops are bastards', but she will call the cops on people making fun of her on Twitter.
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The 'trying to get Pizzagaters to kill me' thing is a

Spoiler: long story

, but basically, people made fun of her for being a neoliberal DNC type who worked for an organization funded by friend-of-Epstein Bill Gates. That's antifa for you.
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[Krokodil Overdose]

"I have a million followers AND a blue checkmark AND a NYT bestseller, how about you?". The Abortion Chick should bunk up with Bobby and make a dozen abortions.
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James Lindsay (the guy she is quite foolishly challenging to a debate) has about a 10,000% greater chance of nailing Nostalgia Thot over Bob. Evidence: unlike Diabeeto, she will engage with him.

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PSA to the Footless Fuhrer (and anyone else who needs it): the vast majority of people are straight, and, as a direct result, have less emotional investment in a same-sex relationship as opposed to an identical opposite-sex relationship, because they can't empathize with the experience of being attracted to someone of the same sex. Just because you and your friends are a bunch of troons and fujoshits doesn't mean your preferences play in Peoria, so stop shoehorning faggotry into everything. (I mean, I could see a Coen brothers movie about Harmodius and Aristogeiton, because that whole thing was this retarded gay soap opera that could turn into black comedy very easily.)

Spoiler: Fag Spergs About Fag Movies

"Gay movies" in general suck for the same reason "Christian movies" do: they focus way too much on pandering to their target niche and lose sight of good storytelling. Gay movies in particular have a nasty habit of running out of steam around the end of Act 2, leading to abrupt, unsatisfying resolutions.

Moreover, [current year] Hollywood is uniquely ill-suited to make any kind of good gay movie simply because it's ideology forbids it from understanding that men and women are different and interact with each other in different ways. Being 17 and (to a lesser extent) God's Own Country would be very different movies with straight couples, because of the behaviors of, and expectations on, men vs. women. But understanding this dynamic is transphobia or something.

Following up on the "gay disaster movie" idea presented here/upthread, I could see something like Dante's Peak with a gay couple- say, one's an EMT, one's a fireman, and when the SHTF they're both trying to do their jobs and find each other at the same time, allowing for "love vs. duty" navel-gazing while giving us an excuse to get to all the big disaster setpieces that the audience bought the tickets for.

 

[Flexo]

I'm pretty sure he has tried to get hookers escorts before but they see him and don't actually do anything just chat for a hour.

If you were a Hooker, would you rather talk with Robert for an hour or just fuck him for 5 minutes?

(I think the sex would be more merciful.)

 

[LordofCringe7206]

I dunno. I think it'd legitimately be a source of shame. Yes, he obviously feels no shame from blatant simping for thots and trannies, but creepy flirting on Twitter and torching hundreds or thousands of dollars on them are very different things.

There have been debates here about whether Bob would ever get #MeToo'd, and I'm firmly of the belief he's never been close enough to a woman to behave inappropriately ... but it might be worth considering if he'll ever get #MeToo'd for creepy, stalkerish online behavior. I find that extremely plausible.

Bob also has nothing to lose. He doesn't maintain any position of power or some level of influence. He's an absolute nobody.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I love reading how miserable Bob and his intellectual brethren have made themselves by staying home since March. These big fucking babies are too stupid to acknowledge or understand the concept of calculated risks, which we take every day and have since time immemorial. They deserve every ounce of misery and have earned their inescapable sense of powerlessness. Because that’s what happens when you turn responsibility for your life over to politicians, dipshits.

 

[Pokemonquistador2]

I love reading how miserable Bob and his intellectual brethren have made themselves by staying home since March. These big fucking babies are too stupid to acknowledge or understand the concept of calculated risks, which we take every day and have since time immemorial. They deserve every ounce of misery and have earned their inescapable sense of powerlessness. Because that’s what happens when you turn responsibility for your life over to politicians, dipshits.

It's the r-selected, risk-averse, rabbit thinking of people like Bob that keeps them from doing anything remotely challenging. I also think their atheism is also in play here. People like Bob are terrified that they'll die and be consigned to oblivion before their consciousness can be uploaded into immortal bodies. (Never mind the fact that if their brain is completely replaced by an inorganic simalcrum that only contains their memories, they'll be pretty much dead anyway.)

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I love how the shlub who’s been a basement-dwelling shut-in for years, without children or a wife to support, acts like quarantine has drastically changed his daily routine, significantly worsened his quality of life, and added an immense burden of stress to his load. This is, at best, rather tone deaf of the leftist who considers himself an ally and champion of the downtrodden. What a self-centered prick.

 

[The tired cat]

It's the r-selected, risk-averse, rabbit thinking of people like Bob that keeps them from doing anything remotely challenging. I also think their atheism is also in play here. People like Bob are terrified that they'll die and be consigned to oblivion before their consciousness can be uploaded into immortal bodies. (Never mind the fact that if their brain is completely replaced by an inorganic simalcrum that only contains their memories, they'll be pretty much dead anyway.)

I dunno why el Blobbo fatto always goes about being uploaded into an immortal android body. Those things will prob have a bigger chance of breaking down or something, I'd settled for like a cloned body while having a device that stores all my thoughts, memories and when I die that shit gets uploaded into a new clone body.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

If, using Bob logic, he’s too stupid not to trash the body he was born with, why does he think he has the brains to keep an android body in tip-top shape?

 

[BScCollateral]

It's kind of a shame that "I really fucking love science" became a meme about dullards like Bob because IIRC the original listserv was actually quite clever, but it's amazing how well it applies.
In the planet I live on, voluntary, non-cosmetic body modifications are pretty fucking rare, because it's always a downgrade. Yeah, my glasses are fine, but I'd rather have vision that didn't need correction, and I'm sure that applies to anyone with an artificial hip or limb.
There are studies into reproducing brain function. The last experiment I heard of involved a room full of servers trying to replicate the function of a part of a cat's brain. (They use cats a lot in neurology. I don't know why.)
And somehow, Bob has convinced himself that we're going to upload our brains into robot bodies in the near future. And he's babbling about a future "stolen" from him. This is all reptillian-level delusion.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

More hilarious than the idea of some wonderful future being “stolen” from Bob is his conviction that he “earned” such a thing. It’s crazy that it didn’t occur to me till now that Bob must be a mama’s boy, accustomed to being told how he deserves only great things. Who the fuck else would have told him he should be exempt from harsh reality?

 

[Homer Simpson]

More hilarious than the idea of some wonderful future being “stolen” from Bob is his conviction that he “earned” such a thing. It’s crazy that it didn’t occur to me till now that Bob must be a mama’s boy, accustomed to being told how he deserves only great things. Who the fuck else would have told him he should be exempt from harsh reality?

I don't know the actual term, but he lives in his head. There is a version of himself that he sees that he thinks is the real him that no one else sees. He wants so desperately to be accepted and get ass pats, that he does it through twitter, since every other avenue was a failure.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I don't know the actual term, but he lives in his head. There is a version of himself that he sees that he thinks is the real him that no one else sees. He wants so desperately to be accepted and get ass pats, that he does it through twitter, since every other avenue was a failure.

Shit, at least Walter Mitty left the fucking house and had a wife.

 

[Emperor Julian]

it's probably more Bob having beatus, it's one of the big 'risk' groups to it rather some lack of rugged murica determinism. Combined with limited social Events chonko would be interested in he doesnt really have much incentive to leave the house.

Catching Diabeties is however his own fault.

 

[The Littlest Shitlord]

If, using Bob logic, he’s too stupid not to trash the body he was born with, why does he think he has the brains to keep an android body in tip-top shape?

We can apply the same logic to humanity and space travel. Unless we discover a practical way to travel faster than light (questionable at best), interstellar travel will take generations. If we can't even maintain a stable society that doesn't trash the environment on earth, how will we ever manage the far less forgiving task of keeping a starship habitable and functioning for generations? And how will we maintain our technological base long enough to terraform a distant world once we've reached it?

We can't have a generation ship's population plummeting because people decided that they'd rather play around than have kids, or failing to pass on vital skills because everyone decided to major in fucking English, or killing each other because it was decided that people with a certain skin color were not accountable for anything that they do, or working the population so hard for the sake of personal greed that they don't have time to spend with their kids causing them to grow up to be useless wastrels. Until we solve our major social problems, space travel past Mars (and I'm being generous here) is a waste of time. But Bob doesn't even understand how society works here on earth, he thinks that "smrt peepull in charge, kill all teh stupids!!!1" is not merely a viable social program, but a self-evidently superior one.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Catching Diabeties is however his own fault.

Being a fat fuck is his fault, too. Why should my life be negatively affected because Bob is too stupid to put down the fucking fork? It’s typical Bob to be fuming and wallowing in self-pity while rational people are sensibly and responsibly carrying on with their lives to the best of their ability. He refuses to press the learn button.

 

[Positron]

I love reading how miserable Bob and his intellectual brethren have made themselves by staying home since March. These big fucking babies are too stupid to acknowledge or understand the concept of calculated risks, which we take every day and have since time immemorial. They deserve every ounce of misery and have earned their inescapable sense of powerlessness. Because that’s what happens when you turn responsibility for your life over to politicians, dipshits.

For many people around Bobby's age (39), this summer is the time they go jobless, have their income severely curtailed, or have to adapt to a new work scheduled or environment. Many of them may have relatives who have fallen ill or died. And here is Bobby, who is fuming in the safety of his basement because how Trump and the MAGA ghouls have supposedly "stole" his summer. By this he means, of course, the opportunity to masturbate to leotard-clad women wrestling in front of a CGI backdrop. This is something that makes anyone Mad At The Internet.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

For many people around Bobby's age (39), this summer is the time they go jobless, have their income severely curtailed, or have to adapt to a new work scheduled or environment. Many of them may have relatives who have fallen ill or died. And here is Bobby, who is fuming in the safety of his basement because how Trump and the MAGA ghouls have supposedly "stole" his summer. By this he means, of course, the opportunity to masturbate to leotard-clad women wrestling in front of a CGI backdrop. This is something that makes anyone Mad At The Internet.

But literally WHAT is stopping him from doing that and everything else he’s always done? Bob wasn’t exactly a social butterfly who was always on the go before coronavirus. Shit, his vitamin D deficiency has been profound for his entire life. He makes zero fucking sense.

 

[Positron]

But literally WHAT is stopping him from doing that and everything else he’s always done? Bob wasn’t exactly a social butterfly who was always on the go before coronavirus. Shit, his vitamin D deficiency has been profound for his entire life. He makes zero fucking sense.

Cinemas closed; MCU revised its release schedule.

For someone who calls himself MovieBob, he sure never gave a fuck about the plight of the cinema business. I think even Chris Chipman did a little bit of virtue signaling about that.