Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Adamska]

I remember he picked The Handmaiden as the best film of 2016. I haven’t seen the movie, but I heard it has some erotic lesbian sex scenes, so it’s not surprising he’s addicted to the male gaze of two women fucking each other.

He picked it because it's also a woke book adaption that feminists sometimes trot out that no one heard about until this bullshit current year started.

He's also a massive smoothbrain who forgot that it was a big dig and highlight of the Iranian Revolution.

 

[BubbleButt]

He picked it because it's also a woke book adaption that feminists sometimes trot out that no one heard about until this bullshit current year started.

He's also a massive smoothbrain who forgot that it was a big dig and highlight of the Iranian Revolution.

I believe you're thinking of The Handmaiden's Tale. The Handmaiden is a Park Chan-wook film.

 

[Waluigi_Galleani]

Bob, he doesn’t merely think he “made a funny.” We’re all laughing at you. He made a funny. Learn how to laugh at yourself or at least not take yourself so goddamn seriously. It’s a calibration that will improve your depression and is long overdue.

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ETA: Sorry for the double post, I had 5-day Mountain Dew marinated chicken for breakfast and didn’t realize what I’d done until after I’d posted it.

Holy shit Blob didn't even get the fucking joke. Real intellectual.

I remember he picked The Handmaiden as the best film of 2016. I haven’t seen the movie, but I heard it has some erotic lesbian sex scenes, so it’s not surprising he’s addicted to the male gaze of two women fucking each other.

Handmaiden is a legitimately good movie but I doubt he likes it because he suddenly sprouted taste so I assume there is absolutely no other reason he liked it other than the lesbian scenes. Didn't he have a blistering take about jerking off to Blue Is the Warmest Color that would back that theory up or am I thinking of another fat moron enlightened centrist?

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

How do I, someone who torrented the first two episodes of Mezzo Forte, a hentai series, comes off as LESS sleazy than a man who wants a cringy LGBTQ porn film disguised as a disaster film?

 

[XtrmGamr719]

How do I, someone who torrented the first two episodes of Mezzo Forte, a hentai series, comes off as LESS sleazy than a man who wants a cringy LGBTQ porn film disguised as a disaster film?

Because you wouldn't be praising it for LGBTQ shit while also having your hand down your pants?

 

[Positron]

It's nice to see the circle of nepotism complete itself. Get yourself a book deal by knowing someone in publishing, then get it made into a movie because they know someone in film or vice versa. A nice little happy ring of people jacking each other off and calling it art.

Don't you relish the fresh scent of laundered money?

Bob, he doesn’t merely think he “made a funny.” We’re all laughing at you. He made a funny. Learn how to laugh at yourself or at least not take yourself so goddamn seriously. It’s a calibration that will improve your depression and is long overdue.
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Beijer is wrong to call Bobby a "liberal"; he has no ideology except "I really hate people I hate".

A game streamer made it to Hollywood; Bobby's rage of envy is palpable.




Bobby can identify a genocidal intent when he sees one:


"If Hillary had won, the GOP will wither to a local extremist party":

People like Bobby literally thinks Rodham is capable of magic. If this isn't superstition, I don't know what is.

Niggers say dumb things, and it's still wypipo's fault.


Trump stole my childhood summer!


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"I have a million followers AND a blue checkmark AND a NYT bestseller, how about you?". The Abortion Chick should bunk up with Bobby and make a dozen abortions.


Bobby has become our divining rod for the most bizarre and degenerate of troons:



Things I Learned from Mario's Butt isn't slated for publication until next year. Here's the site for the "book".

This is the first time I see Bobby retweeting Criterion. I haven't seen this film so can anyone tell me why did Bobby find it notable?



I concede that Bobby has a half-decent idea here: searching for the mysterious guy/gal with a mask, though it is hardly original (e.g. Auber's opera Le Domino Noir).

When he watched He-Man as a kid, he thought about lesbians.

 

[Adamska]

I believe you're thinking of The Handmaiden's Tale. The Handmaiden is a Park Chan-wook film.

Ah. So he's just pretending to like it because it shows Asian titties.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

He-Man was the gayest thing of the 80s. As if the name Fisto wasn't enough of an indication, along with He-Man's choice of clothes.

 

[Flexo]

I concede that Bobby has a half-decent idea here: searching for the mysterious guy/gal with a mask, though it is hardly original (e.g. Auber's opera Le Domino Noir).

In other words... Serendipity with masks this time.

Serendipity (film) - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

 

[Laughingjoke2]

Titanic with Lesbians "Women and Children 1st" The End.

 

[Pokemonquistador2]

The Handmaiden (Korean: 아가씨; RR: Agassi; lit. '"Lady"') is a 2016 South Korean erotic psychological thriller film directed by Park Chan-wook and starring Kim Min-hee, Kim Tae-ri, Ha Jung-woo and Cho Jin-woong. It is inspired by the 2002 novel Fingersmith by Welsh writer Sarah Waters, with the setting changed from Victorian era Britain to Korea under Japanese colonial rule. ~From Wikipedia.

Shame, shame, Bobby, liking a movie that culturally appropriated a story from another race's culture! The Welsh are people too!

And how is a cartoon depicting a dysfunctional lesbian relationship an "absolute good?" Listen up, Bobby Boy:

THIS, is an absolute good:

These volunteers performed an act of absolute good:

A deranged cartoon artist hijacking a popular children's media franchise to ship a villainous furry and a gender-ambiguous author self-insert is NOT an Absolute Good. In fact, you could argue that it will harm little girls who see it as they will be taught that these kinds of relationships are good and normal, just because the people in them are LGBT.

This, more than anything, shows how out of touch Bob is from anything approaching reality. Even more than when he said that the Console Wars were his own personal Vietnam. To Bob, an "Absolute Good" is anything that will provide him with fap material or increase his chances of a fake-titted troon touching his willie. In reality, Bob's ramblings on morality only make him look like more of a petty and self-absorbed asshole.

 

[Mola Ram]

The Handmaiden (Korean: 아가씨; RR: Agassi; lit. '"Lady"') is a 2016 South Korean erotic psychological thriller film directed by Park Chan-wook and starring Kim Min-hee, Kim Tae-ri, Ha Jung-woo and Cho Jin-woong. It is inspired by the 2002 novel Fingersmith by Welsh writer Sarah Waters, with the setting changed from Victorian era Britain to Korea under Japanese colonial rule. ~From Wikipedia.

Shame, shame, Bobby, liking a movie that culturally appropriated a story from another race's culture! The Welsh are people too!

And how is a cartoon depicting a dysfunctional lesbian relationship an "absolute good?" Listen up, Bobby Boy:

THIS, is an absolute good:

These volunteers performed an act of absolute good:

A deranged cartoon artist hijacking a popular children's media franchise to ship a villainous furry and a gender-ambiguous author self-insert is NOT an Absolute Good. In fact, you could argue that it will harm little girls who see it as they will be taught that these kinds of relationships are good and normal, just because the people in them are LGBT.

This, more than anything, shows how out of touch Bob is from anything approaching reality. Even more than when he said that the Console Wars were his own personal Vietnam. To Bob, an "Absolute Good" is anything that will provide him with fap material or increase his chances of a fake-titted troon touching his willie. In reality, Bob's ramblings on morality only make him look like more of a petty and self-absorbed asshole.

There's this mentally ill, incredibly hostile cow I follow who fancies himself a writer. One of his many, many flaws is that he clearly does not understand the things he writes down. He uses stock phrases with no comprehension of their larger meaning or their origin, and is obviously using them just because he thinks they sound good. I think that's what's going on here. Bob has soaked up the phrase "absolute good" and thinks it sounds great when he wants to heap praise on something, but when he uses it he does so in a way that is so far removed from what it should mean that it becomes something grotesque. Even if the new She-Ra weren't troubling in its implications (and I think it's less troubling than some think, because I doubt many little kids are really watchig it), it's so utterly trivial that him quoting Schindler's List to describe it is beyond absurd.

I don't think Bob is as mentally unwell as the cow I referenced, but good God almighty he's got some fucked wiring upstairs. Or maybe it's just that his whole life is devoted to nothing but trivialities, and, pretensions aside, doesn't really understand larger matters or great philosophical riddles at all.

Or maybe he's just fat and stupid.

 

[cypocryphy]

"If I sleep,who will let people know they're subhuman?"...

 

[The Nothingness]

I guess Bob is well off financially, and has no one that depends on him, that he's not afraid of going into poverty.

 

[BubbleButt]

I guess Bob is well off financially, and has no one that depends on him, that he's not afraid of going into poverty.

If we're to believe anything Robert tells us, and we shouldn't, he's doing very poorly financially. How? I don't know, but he is.

 

[wopirish]

If he did have money he spent it on dumb amiibo bullshit, alcohol, twitch thots and other dumb shit.

I'm pretty sure he has tried to get hookers escorts before but they see him and don't actually do anything just chat for a hour.

 

[Mola Ram]

twitch thots

I think an examination of how much Bob shells out to things like OnlyFans could be highly revealing of his current financial straits.

 

[CervixHammer]

"I'll never forgive the troglodytes who stole the future I EARNED to prolong their worthless existence by laughing at my Mario book and not liking Hillary Clinton".

IIRC Brace Belden's "war crime" was accidentally peeing on a dead ISIS guy. also Gwen is the kind of person who sees no difference between a swastika and an MS paint drawing of a frog

Bobby can identify a genocidal intent when he sees one:
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he would be 110% okay with this if exactly one word were changed. (for bobbo the slow-in-the-minds: "blue" to "red")

 

[The Littlest Shitlord]

If we're to believe anything Robert tells us, and we shouldn't, he's doing very poorly financially. How? I don't know, but he is.

His Patreon is dropping, his views are dropping, YouTube ads don't pay out what they once did, he wastes money on dumb bugman shit, he has health problems, a drinking problem, and when he's not mortally afraid of the coof, he goes to bars where he blows money playing stupid games to win stupid prizes. And we know that he's too dumb to manage his money properly. Also, as a fatty, we know he spends a ton of money just on food. It's not really that hard to believe that he's doing badly.

 

[TerminalTryHard]

I think an examination of how much Bob shells out to things like OnlyFans could be highly revealing of his current financial straits.

I feel like if Bob was spending money on OFs he'd brag about how he supports strong empowered hoes women.