Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Mola Ram]

Was Bob one of those people who went and saw the Ghostbusters remake multiple times?

He might have been that guy, yeah.

 

[Gordon Cole]

Was Bob one of those people who went and saw the Ghostbusters remake multiple times?

Well, he hosted a panel called "Ghostbusters as a Creatively Successful Reboot". Not "Commercially Successful" or even Successful in general, "Creatively Successful".

I would say it's okay for him to admit that nu-Ghostbusters sucked, but given his fans and his own naked greed, he'll keep his mouth shut.

 

[Patrick Buttman]

Well, he hosted a panel called "Ghostbusters as a Creatively Successful Reboot". Not "Commercially Successful" or even Successful in general, "Creatively Successful".

Nothing says "creative" like taking someone's else's idea, gender swapping the characters, and slapping in a bunch of queef and crotch shot jokes.

 

[Lensherr]

New MovieBob video up. How he would do a Terminator sequel.

So, blue collar jock is jealous of the new nerd utopia, goes back in time because he's been replaced by machines, potentially teams up with rednecks because their future lifestyle is at risk, while the heroine is a black woman because we so progressive.

Quite frankly, I could have forgiven him recommending Blythe Dyson as the heroine because he doesn't want to use Danny because he was in Terminator Genisys and he wants to avoid referencing any Terminator film/TV product after T2, and being the daughter of Miles Dyson would be more likely privy to the knowledge of the future and thus what to avoid, therefore allowing for a black female lead. But the fact that he has to point this out, "Hey, we've got a black female lead" just makes this one more bit of obnoxiousness in a video already saturated with it.

So is every one of these videos from now on going to be Blob projecting his masturbatory geopolitical fantasies onto classic franchises?

 

[Replicant Sasquatch]

Someone already mentioned it in the video comments but it really says something when Bob thinks someone is a villain for being mad about losing his job.

 

[The Nothingness]

I'm not surprised at Bob's silence regarding the vitriol being spewed on Twitter at Steve Harvey, Zoe Saldana, and Nicole Kidman (especially what Joss Whedon called her) because they are not ripping on Donald Trump like the rest of the Hollywood echo chamber.

 

[Replicant Sasquatch]

I'm not surprised at Bob's silence regarding the vitriol being spewed on Twitter at Steve Harvey, Zoe Saldana, and Nicole Kidman (especially what Joss Whedon called her) because they are not ripping on Donald Trump like the rest of the Hollywood echo chamber.

Joss Whedon is basically Movie Bob if he actually knew how to write.

 

[Ludibrium]

Why the fuck does Bob fail so hard at greenscreen?

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

Joss Whedon is basically Movie Bob if he actually knew how to write.

and loved him some footsie

 

[TheImportantFart]

Why the fuck does Bob fail so hard at everything?

FTFY

 

[Replicant Sasquatch]

Why the fuck does Bob fail so hard at greenscreen?

You know, there's just something indescribably lame about a pasty bald fat guy trying to rock Terminator cosplay.

 

[Assorted Nuts]

Why the fuck does Bob fail so hard at greenscreen?

I think it's rather fitting. It looks like he's taking up two seats because he's so fat.

 

[Gordon Cole]

Why the fuck does Bob fail so hard at greenscreen?

Spoiler: I think you & I & everyone else know the answer:

:autism:

 

[Feline Darkmage]

I WANT THIS MORE THAN LIFE ITSELF!

"Ruin Terminator for the SJWs"
Why am I not surprised that Blob's audience can't into grammar?

Because the implication of this is that SJWs would hate this new Terminator the Blob proposes. But I'm fairly certain he's anticipating anti-SJW backlash here.

 

[SuperSheep]

"Ruin Terminator for the SJWs"
Why am I not surprised that Blob's audience can't into grammar?

Because the implication of this is that SJWs would hate this new Terminator the Blob proposes. But I'm fairly certain he's anticipating anti-SJW backlash here.

From what I can tell, the poster is saying that white guys will lament that Terminator has been ruined in order to pander to the SJW crowd and that he will enjoy their tears.

 

[Feline Darkmage]

From what I can tell, the poster is saying that white guys will lament that Terminator has been ruined in order to pander to the SJW crowd.

That's what I was thinking too. Blob's fanbase is just too brain-damaged to properly say that though, thus leading to confusion.

 

[HY 140]

Why the fuck does Bob fail so hard at greenscreen?

my guess is that he either doesn't have a proper green screen or is too stupid to figure out how editing works.

 

[vertexwindi]

He has a green wall.

 

[HY 140]

He has a green wall.

so he has a wall he pry painted green really sloppily, and then he tries and fails to edit in the effects, but then again what do you expect from someone who looks like they ate Mario and Captain N for breakfast.

 

[ZehnBoat]

i'd like to know how bob managed to light a green screen in a way that it made a green halo?

so he has a wall he pry painted green really sloppily,

that would do it