Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[KimCoppolaAficionado]

Someone already mentioned it in the video comments but it really says something when Bob thinks someone is a villain for being mad about losing his job.

Well, it's fairly clear that Blob gets a semi whenever he thinks about cyberpunk/transhumanist wankery. Which, really, is ironic: you'd think that a self-labeled "progressive" would BOO at a soulless, industrialized, megacorp-dominated future that'd basically be Victorian England with a chrome paintjob, instead of blowing his load over it. Motherfucker would probably go to bat for Tyrell if they had cast a black woman as the head.

 

[NQ 952]

What's really sad about that green screen halo Bob has because he's terrible at everything is that Adobe Premiere can do color correction that fixes it.

Yet he doesn't know how to do it.

 

[Patrick Buttman]

What's really sad about that green screen halo Bob has because he's terrible at everything is that Adobe Premiere can do color correction that fixes it.

Yet he doesn't know how to do it.

You're talking about a guy so cheap and lazy, instead of buying a decent green screen setup with the thousands a month he gets, he just sprays some green Krylon on a wall and calls it a day.

 

[AngeloTheWizard]

What's really sad about that green screen halo Bob has because he's terrible at everything is that Adobe Premiere can do color correction that fixes it.

Yet he doesn't know how to do it.

I googled how to color correct in ado-and that was far as i got before auto complete kicked in. Got a site that taught me how to do it (and how to use a camera to take full advantage of color correction) in all of 30 seconds. Just to prove how easy this is.

 

[NQ 952]

I googled how to color correct in ado-and that was far as i got before auto complete kicked in. Got a site that taught me how to do it (and how to use a camera to take full advantage of color correction) in all of 30 seconds. Just to prove how easy this is.

I'm actually glad people like Bob exist, mostly because they end up paying stupid high fees to correct simple shit because they're too dumb to do things right.

 

[Replicant Sasquatch]

Well, it's fairly clear that Blob gets a semi whenever he thinks about cyberpunk/transhumanist wankery. Which, really, is ironic: you'd think that a self-labeled "progressive" would BOO at a soulless, industrialized, megacorp-dominated future that'd basically be Victorian England with a chrome paintjob, instead of blowing his load over it. Motherfucker would probably go to bat for Tyrell if they had cast a black woman as the head.

You forget in Bob's superior future corporations won't own the means of production. IGOs like the UN will run all of these robot factories and lunar wheat farms. Because we all know governments always act in the best interest of everyone and are 100% more morally outstanding than any private company.

 

[KimCoppolaAficionado]

You forget in Bob's superior future corporations won't own the means of production. IGOs like the UN will run all of these robot factories and lunar wheat farms. Because we all know governments always act in the best interest of everyone and are 100% more morally outstanding than any private company.

Oh, yeah, how could I have forgotten. Bob's ideal future is a whole lot more like a really :autism: version of The Culture than Blade Runner. God, it says a lot about someone when even their dystopian fantasies are boring.

 

[Kellemdavos]

Why the fuck does Bob fail so hard at greenscreen?

Likely a number of things. You get the best results when you light the screen evenly and independent of your subject. Notice his shiny ass jacket reflects the green off the wall? That's the biggest give away that he's not lighting this shit right. All this stuff can be fixed in post, but the better job you do when you're filming, the easier that stuff is, and the reverse is true also.

Also, just for added Dunning-Kruger point, lots of people will tell you greenscrening when you're as near to bald as Bob is actually an ADVANTAGE. Having a full head of hair tends to introduce a little more work to get it to look right.

 

[vertexwindi]

I'm actually glad people like Bob exist, mostly because they end up paying stupid high fees to correct simple shit because they're too dumb to do things right.

He's the Tommy Wiseau of critics?

 

[Kellemdavos]

My favorite example of Bob's terrible production is this video, where he wheres a shirt with green on it and it keeps flickering because I can only assume it's close enough to the color of his wall to get messed with by the green screen effect.

GOOD JOB BOB YOUR VIDEO LOOKS LIKE SHIT BUT AT LEAST YOU GOT TO REP FOR BALLOON FIGHT!

 

[Gordon Cole]

My favorite example of Bob's terrible production is this video, where he wheres a shirt with green on it and it keeps flickering because I can only assume it's close enough to the color of his wall to get messed with by the green screen effect.

GOOD JOB BOB YOUR VIDEO LOOKS LIKE SHIT BUT AT LEAST YOU GOT TO REP FOR BALLOON FIGHT!

Oh god, just looking at the green on his shirt got me to notice his constant fat jiggle.

 

[muina]

 

[TheImportantFart]

Oh god, just looking at the green on his shirt got me to notice his constant fat jiggle.

 

[Count groudon]

Even by Bob's standards, that wasn't a pitch for a Terminator movie. That was basically him jerking off to his idea of the future for eight minutes disguised as an impossibly shitty, SJW-pandering sci-fi movie.

If you didn't click on the video, Bob's wearing a leather jacket because deep down, he was that husky kid who wanted to be Arnold growing up:
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The closest comparison I could think of for his latest exceptional fashion choice is this:

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Separated at birth?

Ha it's a cute gesture Bob, but we all know that if skynet actually tried to make a terminator in your likeness, the cost of the materials it would take to replicate your gut alone would be enough to bankrupt them. Of course, I suppose they could save some money if the cut out the legs

 

[Positron]

"The He-man cartoon is the new generation's equivalence of mine's not understanding dad until Platoon."
Completely appropriate comment for someone who thinks Nam is equivalent to the console wars.

 

[Replicant Sasquatch]

Ha it's a cute gesture Bob, but we all know that if skynet actually tried to make a terminator in your likeness, the cost of the materials it would take to replicate your gut alone would be enough to bankrupt them. Of course, I suppose they could save some money if the cut out the legs

I think it's all even more amusing because Skynet was a standard sci-fi cautionary tale about letting the drive for a Superior Future get the better of our common sense.

Once the UN's SynFarm Collective decides humanity is no longer necessary, Blob will be one of the first people terminated. Mostly because his lack of feet will make it really easy for Arnold to catch him.

 

[The Colonel]

"Did you really watch terrible cartoons when you were a kid dad?"
"Yes son/daughter. We didn't know any better back then."

The man who can't pay for a proper green screen should not be laughing.

 

[KotAGoR VIII]

I think it's all even more amusing because Skynet was a standard sci-fi cautionary tale about letting the drive for a Superior Future get the better of our common sense.

Once the UN's SynFarm Collective decides humanity is no longer necessary, Blob will be one of the first people terminated. Mostly because his lack of feet will make it really easy for Arnold to catch him.

It's better if Bob's future turned to shit even without the AI betrayal. Once most of humanity was completely useless, and when numbers no longer posed a threat to the ruling class, then the high functioning sociopaths among the oligarchy either passively or actively dispense with the waste of resources. Bob would be liquidated by a utilitarian argument from a benevolent technocrat seeking a superior future. Roll credits.

I also wonder if more of Bob's "how to make entertaining movies" videos are going to be OJ's "If I Did It" tier. I hope so.

 

[TrippinKahlua]

I think Bob Chipman has become a victim of the Mandela Effect. Like, five or seven years ago he wasn't a lolcow of this capacity.

And now look at him.

 

[HY 140]

whine whine whine bitch bitch bitch be glad we're getting a remake of a game we never got over here in any form blob, also dat grammar..