Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

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How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?

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muina said:
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this kid
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When people tantrum like children, real children show up thinking they're in good company.
 
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Sexy Times Hitler said:
>Tries too hard to present himself as culturally enlightened/snobbish.
>Uses the term "Broadway" like an insult.

Stay classy, Bob.
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Name five Broadway musicals that aren't Disney adaptions, Phantom, Le Mis or Hamilton, Bob. And three off-Broadway musicals for good measure.

(On Broadway: Hairspray, RENT, The Music Man, South Pacific, Gypsy. Off Broadway: Godspell, High Fidelity, Lone Star. You can't use these either and I can name tons more. I thought you were supposed to be cultured, Bob? Can you even name one major figure from Broadway history who isn't Lin Manuel Miranda, God bless his little heart?)
 
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Does Bob have any kind of degree past his high school diploma? I'm all for alternative forms of higher education like trade certificates but we know Matey hates the people who pursue those.

With the way the guy talks about himself you'd think he believes he's got a Master's in theoretical physics or robotics or some shit.
 
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Replicant Sasquatch said:
Does Bob have any kind of degree past his high school diploma? I'm all for alternative forms of higher education like trade certificates but we know Matey hates the people who pursue those.

With the way the guy talks about himself you'd think he believes he's got a Master's in theoretical physics or robotics or some shit.
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He mentions in his book having degrees in multimedia and film studies.

I was getting pretty good at cutting together silly mock-trailers, but I had far greater amusement watching the more polished shows other guys were putting out. James Rolfe, another aspiring moviemaker, was transforming into an internet-age celebrity as “The Angry Nintendo Nerd” almost overnight, establishing “excitable Gen Xer rants about obscure stuff from his/her childhood” as the most popular web video genre going. A few years later, a British-born Australian gamer named Yahtzee Croshaw became overnigh the first “superstar” video game critic when his hilarious, insightful and mercilessly objective animated review show “Zero Punctuation” was picked up by an online game magazine called “The Escapist.” Hm...

I’d like to say that I saw my future then... struck by visions of a new path forward by a beam of sunlight down from heaven. But the truth is, I didn’t have the slightest inkling that I might’ve stumbled into a useful career outlet for both my (thus far) useless multimedia and film studies degrees and my gradually-reawakening video game fixation. My mind was focused elsewhere, both at work and at play. I’d come back to Mario and Nintendo fandom, but as a nostalgia infusion—something to keep on the memory shelf with He-Man and Little League trophies.
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He also mentions that he went to a college he could commute to, so not even college got the guy out of the basement. :story::story::story:
 
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The fact that Blob thinks "Broadway" is an insult only shows exactly how much of an uncultured simpleton he really is. As someone who comes from a "Broadway" family (that is, I had family members that worked on Broadway, not that we had money) I can say that my experiences were that Broadway is filled with a varied political spectrum. I really don't know why Blob would associate "Broadway" with "libertarian"

Perhaps in his infantile brain he associated "Broadway" with "rich" and "only the rich are libertarian"? I honestly don't know, and his insult makes little sense.

It exposes just how small his worldview actually is. The guy doesn't really understand that Broadway is one of the few truly prized American cultural experiences out there. Yes, other places have grand musicals - London being the other notable location - but Broadway is one of the few places in the world where you can actually be surrounded on all sides by theater (and a McDonalds).
 
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LordKaT said:
The fact that Blob thinks "Broadway" is an insult only shows exactly how much of an uncultured simpleton he really is. As someone who comes from a "Broadway" family (that is, I had family members that worked on Broadway, not that we had money) I can say that my experiences were that Broadway is filled with a varied political spectrum. I really don't know why Blob would associate "Broadway" with "libertarian"

Perhaps in his infantile brain he associated "Broadway" with "rich" and "only the rich are libertarian"? I honestly don't know, and his insult makes little sense.

It exposes just how small his worldview actually is. The guy doesn't really understand that Broadway is one of the few truly prized American cultural experiences out there. Yes, other places have grand musicals - London being the other notable location - but Broadway is one of the few places in the world where you can actually be surrounded on all sides by theater (and a McDonalds).
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I was operating under the assumption that his tiny mind mistook Broadway for Beltway. Granted, it still wouldn't make sense considering the libertarian's powerbase is more in the midwest.
 
LordKaT said:
The fact that Blob thinks "Broadway" is an insult only shows exactly how much of an uncultured simpleton he really is. As someone who comes from a "Broadway" family (that is, I had family members that worked on Broadway, not that we had money) I can say that my experiences were that Broadway is filled with a varied political spectrum. I really don't know why Blob would associate "Broadway" with "libertarian"

Perhaps in his infantile brain he associated "Broadway" with "rich" and "only the rich are libertarian"? I honestly don't know, and his insult makes little sense.

It exposes just how small his worldview actually is. The guy doesn't really understand that Broadway is one of the few truly prized American cultural experiences out there. Yes, other places have grand musicals - London being the other notable location - but Broadway is one of the few places in the world where you can actually be surrounded on all sides by theater (and a McDonalds).
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Anybody know if he was cheering on the cast of Hamilton when they were lecturing Mike Pence?
 
I really hope Blob reacts to Trump talking about unlocking the mysteries of space. I remember him sperging out about Trump killing the space program or something.
 
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Yes, truly you're a king, presiding over your Twitter land from a basement your bright, shining castle:
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Because the Democrats can't be flawed people in Bob's eyes. Truly, he's an enlightened individual:
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Blob Chimpman, the critic who won't accept criticism. He's like if Jay Sherman was real and had zero charm to him:
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And also, here's the reason why he was in NYC last month:
I personally wouldn't put him in a show called "Gifted and Talented", but then again, I'm not dumb enough to hire him in the first place.
 
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