Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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Bobby can identify a genocidal intent when he sees one:
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I know this is from a while back but firstly, Robert is a moron who doesn't realize that the definition of genocide doesn't only apply to race. It can apply to religious, political, and cultural groups too. I wonder why he might not want to acknowledge that? Secondly, genocide is actively eliminating a group of people, not passively sitting back while their leaders fuck things up and then blaming said leaders. You could argue that that's unethical, but it's not genocide. Thirdly, the source for this is an anonymous "expert" speaking to Vanity Fair. Without further evidence I don't trust it any farther than I can throw Bob.
 
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All the global corporations working together.

(I'm half serious.)
The difference between Robert and a real leftist is that the leftist says "America isn't really a country. It's five corporations in a trenchcoat with a military" and Robert thinks, "That's fucking awesome! We need to get rid of anything keeping that from being 100% accurate, and expand it to the entire world!"
 
Ayn Rand sperging, Robert spergs about " young males in regional/class vectors taking out their resentment of their own mediocrity by developing a hatred of the society and women":
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The irony of Robert whining about "mediocre" men not being able to get women. He wishes he was mediocre.

Remember, people only exaggerate about how much Robert hates everyone who disagrees with him:
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Ayn Rand sperging, Robert spergs about " young males in regional/class vectors taking out their resentment of their own mediocrity by developing a hatred of the society and women":
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Meanwhile, Robert never had a shot at social power or romantic potential to begin with, so he doesn't have to worry about it being rendered obsolete. It's almost like his venomous gloating about the decimation of the rust belt is because misery loves company...
 
It cracks me up how leftists who have been raging against Black Friday for YEARS (because MUH WORKERS’ RIGHTS!!!) are now decrying its demise. Of course Bob is one of them. But it turns out he has some really extreme feelings about shopping for anything but movies and games. And perusing these historical tweets, it becomes clear Bob has never been happy or even okay— his misery is long-established and has very little to do with coronavirus. Either he is consciously lying about this or is just that lacking self-awareness. I’m guessing the latter.

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Lol he’s never heard of vanity sizing. So cringe that he bragged so much about his supposed weight loss yet has looked exactly the same for years. If anything he’s gotten a lot fatter.
 
Ayn Rand sperging, Robert spergs about " young males in regional/class vectors taking out their resentment of their own mediocrity by developing a hatred of the society and women":
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https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1290352783879790597 (Archive)

The irony of Robert whining about "mediocre" men not being able to get women. He wishes he was mediocre.
These tweets are utter gibberish with no grounding in reality. Bob is using multisyllabic words to make it sound intellectual, but as previous posters have observed, one only has to browse his tweeting history to see that he is himself a bitter, resentful man with no social power. Allow me to add that Bob is especially nasty to conservative women. Perhaps it's because they have more social influence than he does and he has to be incessantly condescending to them to soothe his wounded ego. Expect it to get worse as he progresses through his forties with no appreciable change in social status other than decline.
 
It cracks me up how leftists who have been raging against Black Friday for YEARS (because MUH WORKERS’ RIGHTS!!!) are now decrying its demise. Of course Bob is one of them. But it turns out he has some really extreme feelings about shopping for anything but movies and games. And perusing these historical tweets, it becomes clear Bob has never been happy or even okay— his misery is long-established and has very little to do with coronavirus. Either he is consciously lying about this or is just that lacking self-awareness. I’m guessing the latter.

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Lol he’s never heard of vanity sizing. So cringe that he bragged so much about his supposed weight loss yet has looked exactly the same for years. If anything he’s gotten a lot fatter.

These are legitimately the funniest Bob tweets I've ever seen.

I don't even mean that ironically or as a "ha ha, look at this asshole" thing. I mean these are funny. If this was a persona, say some bitter, world-weary, I-hate-everything-myself-most-of-all shtick, it would be nothing short of brilliant. Columns written from this point of view (and with a startling lack of Bob's usual verbosity) could be comedy gems. However ...

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The lack of self-awareness, again, is breathtaking.

When we see tweets like these, we realize he's not kidding, the bitterness and self-hatred isn't an act, and worst of all, he thinks this disgust and hatred somehow makes him better than all the peons and groundlings. Ah well. A little coat of self-deprecation rather than seething hatred, and we might see a very different Bob.
 
It cracks me up how leftists who have been raging against Black Friday for YEARS (because MUH WORKERS’ RIGHTS!!!) are now decrying its demise. Of course Bob is one of them. But it turns out he has some really extreme feelings about shopping for anything but movies and games. And perusing these historical tweets, it becomes clear Bob has never been happy or even okay— his misery is long-established and has very little to do with coronavirus. Either he is consciously lying about this or is just that lacking self-awareness. I’m guessing the latter.

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LMAO this is a treasure trove. This is my favorite so far.
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I have never heard of "frexting" before this and after looking it up it's not shocking that Bob got the definition wrong, but it's how he got it wrong that...well, it's interesting to say the least. In the few article that I was able to find no where does it say, specifically, that it's the same gender. It seems more of some dumbass trend thots did to each other, or have guys do to them, to "empower" themselves and not at all some bizarre vanity thing.
Number 7 may surprise you!
Ready for everything you should know about the best trend that has hit the world as of late? Frexting is the in trend and here’s why you should do it.


I’m sure you’re all familiar with how to sext. You’ve all probably been on both the receiving end of some hot and steamy sexts and you’ve probably sent out dozen of saucy pictures of your private bits to potential hook-ups and even people you’re in a relationship with.

What is sexting?

If you’ve been living under a rock since text messaging started allowing photos to be sent through as well, then it would make a lot of sense that you have no idea what sexting is – I mean there’s not a whole lot of cell service beneath THAT big of a rock, after all.

So for you stone-aged folk, sexting is a term used to describe sending naughty text messages and pictures to someone. It can really be anyone. As long as it’s raunchy, dirty, and relates to sex, then it’s a sext. [Read: 30 hot, sexting examples to start a naughty marathon]

Frexting decoded

Now take sexting a step further and only send these types of text messages and pictures to your friends and you have what the media and the entire world has begun calling frexting. AKA: friend sexting. Who knows if that word will ever make it into the Oxford Dictionary, but there it is in all its made-up glory.

Why you should be sexting your friends

Why this trend is just making it big now is news to me because I have been frexting my best friend since I discovered that I could, in fact, send pictures to her – and don’t get me started on how snapchat has made this SO much easier.

I know why I’ve been frexting my friends for years now, but do you know why everyone else – and even you – should be? Here are all the reasons sexting friends has become so popular as of late and why you should jump on this bandwagon, too. [Read: 10 naughty texting games to have fun all night long]

#1 It gives you a killer confidence boost. I don’t know about you, but whenever I show up somewhere that my friends are at, they all make me feel like a million bucks with all the compliments they give me. However, friends aren’t always around when I’m looking for a confidence boost.

If you can relate, then you’ll love frexting because it gives you that confidence boost you’re so desperately needing but don’t want to subject yourself to some creepy stalking from that guy you only had 2 horrible dates with. Sexting a friend will get you that confidence boost you need!

#2 You get an unbiased second opinion. Although using the word “unbiased” may be stretching it a bit, frexting your friends is a great way for them to give you honest feedback on a sexy picture of you. They’ll let you know just why it’s great or why it might be a bit much to send it to that Tinder guy you just met.

You can ask them for their opinion on how a bra looks, if the panties you’re wearing are too tight/not flattering, or even if you’re looking toned and fit. This is great before a big night out where you could potentially get laid, or just if you want to send the same photo to a new beau. [Read: How to send sexy, nude selfies without getting into trouble]

#3 You’ll strengthen your friendship. There’s a bond that is forged between friends who sext that just can’t be made through anything else. There’s just something about sending each other half naked pictures that builds upon your relationship in a great way.

#4 You know you’ll get the reaction you deserve. No, getting a reply of “nice ;)” from a guy is NOT the reaction you deserve for sending that amazingly hot and sexy photo that took you hours to get the right angles and lighting.

You deserve a, “Hell yeah, girl! Get it! Ow ow! Looking sexy!” And that’s exactly what you’ll get from a friend versus some guy – even if he is your boyfriend.



#5 It’s safer than sending to someone you just met. You know that your friend isn’t going to save the photo and file it away in some folder labeled “blackmail” for future uses. They’re your friend! They’ll view the sext, send you the reply you’re looking for, and never look at it again.

There’s a pretty good chance that when you send these to a guy, they could show it to their friends, keep it to use if you ever try to leave them, or do who knows what else with it. You’re safer frexting.

#6 It’s fun! Sometimes, I have absolutely no reason to take off my clothes and send a sext to my friend other than the fact that I think it’s fun and it keeps things interesting during an otherwise boring day. So if you’re bored and don’t know what to do, start frexting!

You never know how much fun you can have sending dirty pictures to your friend unless you’ve done it. It’ll make you laugh, feel great about yourself, and you’ll just enjoy it overall. [Read: 20 crucial girl code rules for a less drama-filled life]

#7 There’s no ulterior motives. You’re not trying to get something out of the sext – other than a nice compliment, maybe – and your friend isn’t looking to get laid the second you come over like the effect sexting a significant other could possibly have.

You know that when you send this sext you’re just having fun and there are no strings attached anywhere. It gives you peace of mind knowing that you can guiltlessly be sexting a friend.

#8 You have someone to share your fitness progress with. This one is a lesser-known reason to sext but it’s still a great reason. I recently have taken it upon my petite self to lift weights and grow myself a hot and bodacious booty.

Who better to share my fitness successes with than a close friend? I throw on some lace panties, pop my booty out, and begin frexting. It’ll not only make you feel sexy and good about yourself, but you’ll also be able to track your progress and it’ll keep you motivated.

#9 It gives you a way to show off your new panties even if you’re single. Otherwise, how else would anyone know that you just spent $100 at Victoria’s Secret on the hottest panties you’ve ever owned? I was single for an entire year recently and had a minor panic attack when I realized that no one would see my adorable underwear.

Luckily, I remembered that frexting is a real thing and began showing off my purchases to some friends. They loved getting to see the cute panties and it even made them want to go out and get some for themselves, too. [Read: How to look much better naked using 15 real-life tips]

#10 It improves your sexting game. Practice makes perfect, right? In the realm of sexting, that is most definitely true. You only get to know the best photo angles and lighting that makes you look amazing when you practice them often by frexting.

You’ll also get feedback from your friends on what works and what doesn’t and that can make you an expert in the sexting field when it comes time to actually send a racy photo to someone you’re crushing on.

[Read: 40 naughty, playful texts to keep things hot and horny]

Frexting has been getting a lot of hype lately and I can see why. With all of these great reasons, sexting friends is the newest trend out there, and everyone should be trying it.
and of course there's a fucking Medium article about this.
Girl, Send Me a Frext
How female friends have turned sexting into an act of bonding and empowerment
Alana Hope Levinson
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Apr 30, 2015 · 6 min read




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By Alana Levinson
Illustration by Amanda S. Lanzone
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The first time I saw my best friend half-naked was late one night on the small lit up screen of my iPhone.
“Do you like??” she texted, and attached a picture of herself in some new lingerie: a lacy bra, some knee-high stockings, a garter belt. Sexting is supposed to be serious and, well, sexual. But getting this pic from just-a-friend was humorous and, well, platonic. It reminded me of how I felt when I was a young girl and would see grown women undress in the locker room. I was excited and in awe and also a little embarrassed.
The text really wasn’t much different from female cultural rituals I’m used to. Alana Massey, who lives by the motto Dick is abundant and low value, thinks sexting with friends is like the “performative activities and hobbies that women are encouraged to do at a young age.” She remembers the first time she put on a ton of makeup. It wasn’t for a boy; it was to make Hole and No Doubt music videos with her friends. “It’s the extension of the very old idea that women dress up for each other,” Alana says. “Part of showing off is about sharing yourself with your girlfriends.”
And just like riffling through a box of costumes and plastering makeup on your face when you’re 8-years-old: IT. IS. FUN.
“I just got the most amazing sext!” I blurted out, forgetting about the man trying to fall asleep next to me. He immediately perked up and asked to see.
“Never,” I responded. His request was ridiculous and almost insulting. It wasn’t explicitly said, but I knew the picture was for my eyes only — and especially not for this straight man’s. Because unlike what we’d come to expect from the opposite sex, there was no chance I’d secretly critique her body, or get a boner and expect more. It was simple.
I didn’t know this behavior had a name until I saw a blog post on writer Kelly Williams Brown’s tumblr calling it “Frexting” — a mash-up of “friends” and “sexting”:
Essentially, instead of sexting that random person (who might not appreciate it OR might share it with the world) send them to a close friend, who will tell you you look hot. Only send PG or PG-13 rated pics, obviously.
Frexting etiquette includes replying with positive emojis, including but not limited to the little fire, a cat with hearts for eyes and clapping.
This is a surprisingly fun and empowering thing to do.
It was a woman’s great ass that first inspired Kelly to frext (and then think of the term). “If she put pictures of her butt on Instagram, she would be a celebrity,” she says of one of her friends. Kelly tried to explain the butt’s beauty to another girlfriend of hers, but words just couldn’t do it justice.
“Hey, I know this sounds weird but can you send me picture of your butt?” she texted her friend.
“Of course,” she responded, attaching a pic.
Just to be fair, Kelly sent one of her own — in underwear — back. “It’s an awesome way to feel attractive and celebrate whatever it is you like about your body in a way that feels playful and fun,” she says. This always consensual practice is now popular in her close friend group of about 8. Kelly says she exchanges about 2 to 3 a week: Some standbys include the “classic bathtub frext” — just legs in the tub and whatever 1992 era YA literature she’s reading — or a mouth-down shot of her boobs in a very low-cut “Dolly Parton dress.”
The picture would probably be the same if meant for a guy, but the subtext is completely different. Elizabeth Schulte, one of Kelly’s frexting friends, is comfortable sending sexy selfies to her girlfriends, but not her fiance. Because with men, the contract is different. “It wouldn’t be as profoundly hilarious to send them to someone who would take them really seriously,” she says. “It’s much more empowering to receive the response ‘damn girl, look at you’; it’s more fun that way.”
We know that technology is used to abuse minorities of all kinds (cc: comments sections, Twitter, etc.), but I’m fascinated by the way it can sometimes help people change their own culture. In frexting, women are “coopting a device that was built for one specific intention, and turning into something that’s used for female bonding,” says writer Jenna Wortham, who interviewed over 60 people for her Matter project Everyone Sexts. Our phones are just vehicles for these intimate feels and connections.
Frexting also lets women feel attractive and safe simultaneously — a rarity when even walking down the street in sweatpants can be sexualized. “[Sending a frext] is about my personal need to be sexual but not to be sexualized back,” says Alana. “My [sexuality] can be affirmed without making anyone want more than I’m offering.” The offering here is less about being a sexy thing, and more about being a sexual human being.
"Theres's that double standard where girls are supposed to be sexual objects, but not subjects," says Amy Adele Hasinoff, author of Sexting Panic: Rethinking Criminalization, Privacy, and Consent. This is the root of the hubbabalo around selfies: In taking one, a woman who learns at a young age to hate the way she looks in pictures takes control of her own image. She counters the male gaze by saying “I THINK I LOOK GOOD, AND I DONT GIVE A SHIT IF YOU THINK I’M A NARCISSIST.”
It’s not a shock then that frexting, unlike sexting, doesn’t conjure up the same fears: That I’m being judged against an unrealistic ideal. That a stranger will see me naked. That I’m a drunken lover’s spat away from the revenge porn apocalypse. Women are “much more accustomed to being vulnerable and protecting each other in online spaces,” Jenna says. “There is a culture of women looking after each other.”
The night I received my first one, I instinctively knew that part of this “blood pact,” as Jenna calls it, was participating myself. I wrote “😍😍😍amazing😍😍😍” in response to my friend and attached one of me flirtily looking at the camera from under my floral sheets.
“Gorgeous,” she writes back, and I believe her.
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And urban dictionary defines frexting as texting while playing frisbee or dancing.

But let's assume for a moment that Bob, as he is want to do, let the mask slip and he was indeed frexting this Tammy person (I seriously hope this was the "lesbian" who taught him how to peel an orange with his mouth). Can you imagine the horrors that would've transpired from Bob doing friendly sexting? Bob showing off his tighty whities in a playful manner and Tammy and her fellow muff diver, assuming it is the lesbian from college, laughing at him? The abyss is starting to stare back at me fam and we're both smiling.
 
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Okay, here are the rest of the gems I unearthed. There’s something here for everyone: aspirations to sell screenplays, delusions about his prospects for romance, historical efforts to get close to Lindsay Ellis, creepy lesbian fantasies and other inappropriate sexual content. Enjoy!

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Why in the world would ANYBODY think Robert dehumanizes people?

What's funny is that the Apple store joke (which I actually found pretty funny) is clearly not dehumanizing. It's part of that cynicism I found strangely endearing: he's not dehumanizing them. He's grousing about how young they are compared to his grizzled weariness.

He's calling them ... babies.

I'll wait for the irony to sink in.
 
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