Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Doctor Placebo]

LMAO this is a treasure trove. This is my favorite so far.

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/217101995771838464

https://archive.vn/lqts8

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No Robert, it's not healthy. It's creepy and makes you the male feminist equivalent of a yaoi fangirl. Any other questions you'd care to ask the gallery?

 

[Wulfpack Legend]

Bob must be the most bitter and miserable human on the planet. Imagine living in constant hatred, bitterness and entitled rage.

Also "dumb smart people". What the fuck is he talking about? Does he also hate tall short people and skinny fat people?

My guess is that to him, "dumb smart people" are just smart people who disagree with him. For a while, Bob had a bug up his ass against Jordan Peterson to the point of making a "parody" video of him with the name, get this, Peter Jordanson (real clever).

 

[Flexo]

What's funny is that the Apple store joke (which I actually found pretty funny) is clearly not dehumanizing. It's part of that cynicism I found strangely endearing: he's not dehumanizing them. He's grousing about how young they are compared to his grizzled weariness.

He's calling them ... babies.

I'll wait for the irony to sink in.

oh quite true, but as I always say, how often is he that understanding of anybody who disagrees with him? (especially politically)

My guess is that to him, "dumb smart people" are just smart people who disagree with him. For a while, Bob had a bug up his ass against Jordan Peterson to the point of making a "parody" video of him with the name, get this, Peter Jordanson (real clever).

For further irony, someone else on youtube already did a video of that - and it was funnier.

 

[Doctor Placebo]

My guess is that to him, "dumb smart people" are just smart people who disagree with him. For a while, Bob had a bug up his ass against Jordan Peterson to the point of making a "parody" video of him with the name, get this, Peter Jordanson (real clever).

He also seemed to have mixed Peterson up with some PUA masculinist writer like Matt Forney. He sounded absolutely nothing like Peterson, either in vocal style (I wouldn't expect Film Robert to be any good at impressions, but there wasn't even an attempt to imitate Peterson's distinctive Kermit voice) or subject matter. It's not like Peterson is hard to parody. His mannerisms are so strong he's like the Christopher Walken of right wing intellectuals. It was such an awful "parody" that it made me wonder if he'd even seen Peterson in anything before making it, or had only read about him in articles by angry feminists.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

@Ralph Barnhardt I think Bob was making a joke (or, rather, trying) about how how the typical phone buyer isn’t as important or innovative as he is, and so the sales staff is not used to answering his super (super-super-super-duper) technical questions. Bob is saying they’re only used to serving customers who use the phone to frext their friends. “Tammy” is a name Bob picked for this hypothetical teen.

TL;DR Bob has never been funny or clear in his writing.

@Mola Ram I wouldn’t assume Bob has an iPhone. He gives off very strong Android vibes. I’d bet he’s a Metro PCS customer, too.

 

[Positron]

Why does a cultural elite like Bobby need to ask the "fetuses in polo shirts" about expansion storage? You can read it on the phone's site! Indeed before you shop for a new phone you should have a no-buy list ready: if you need storage expansion, don't buy Apple. If you don't want to be locked into a propriety storage medium, don't buy Huawei.

And I doubt Bobby has a lot of pesky things to transfer between phones given he has no social life.

That's another thing I can almost "relate" to with Bob, a few years ago I was very pro-machines replacing humans, machines are infallible etc. In fact, I still am, but I actually went to college and got a degree in computer science. The type of automation Bob talks about is decades away. Some jobs are easy to automate, but ironically physical labor is probably one of the hardest... its really hard to get a robot to do something as "simple" as walking, because the human body is actually pretty advanced.

This is an excellent example that knowledge is a humbling corrective to grandiose fantasies. Bobby is deficient in knowledge (and as his phone-shopping experience shows, can't even be bothered to acquire knowledge), hence he is forever imprisoned in his unrealistic fantasies, and throws tantrums whenever he finds that reality is just not like that.

For people who rejects knowledge, the world will forever remains a threatening place:


Andy Ngo fought for NAZIs!


"I don't hold to the stereotype that every X is 'bad' but... "


Bobby continues to maintain a boner for Hillary Rodham:


Who knows lockdowns have consequences?


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Ellie Troon gets huffy because some wags say they don't like "grey morality" in games. Bobby tries to placate him by suggesting Mario is morally grey too.

"The only winning move in TLOU2 is not to play", what truth!

Cultural analysis of a long-forgotten 80s cartoon:


A pop-culture hedonist with a big boner for Disney, yet has only been to Disneyland for 3 times.


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Today's Realtalk:

To be fair Birds of Prey is better than Captain Marvel (and I've seen neither).



Dob Chipman:


Kissing up to furry-tranny Casey Cronin, who has shut down his Twitter because of some furry-art drama:


Food (that is above Bobby's class):

I couldn't either.

 

[Bland Crumbs]

Robert Chipman has made almost 130,000 tweets since registering his twitter account on March 11, 2011. That is 37.76 tweets per day.

Because twitter accounts are so easily lost to the ether, I thought I would ensure that his twitter history is preserved for the ages. I have saved the following:

• MovieBob's twitter timeline as of the evening of August 2nd, 2020
• A simple list of MovieBob's followers as of the evening of August 2nd, 2020
• A detailed list of the twitter accounts MovieBob follows as of the evening of August 2nd, 2020
• Every photo that MovieBob has ever posted on his twitter

I saved the first, second, and third of these as CSV files per some scripts I ran. For the fourth, after running a script to download every image, I found that I have 3,362 images saved, a total of 438 megabytes, and and at first glance it mostly appears to be incredibly banal. I might could upload it somewhere if someone's abso-fucking-lutely sure there's a dong or something to be found.

As for the CSVs, see the attached. As a word to the wise, since CSV files are extremely easy to doctor, if you run into something juicy you should probably paste the link (helpfully included as column U of each line on the CSV) into an archiver. Have fun, frens!

Absolute fucking legend.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

That thirsty bitch wanting headpats for a picture of her lunch was embarrassing to watch. But the replies to Bob’s dumb tweet about it make me think Bob isn’t so bad after all — not compared to his followers, who are next-level obnoxious, arrogant, and stupid. And they’re all embarrassing try-hards, just like Bob:



This dingbat doesn’t know the difference between deli “lunch meat” and decent cured meat, between aged imported cheeses and Kraft Singles, between Vlasic pickles and cornichons, between Wonder Bread and a rustic baguette, or between snack nuts and Marcona almonds. Xi also doesn’t have a clue what any of this shit costs.



And this guy seems perfectly fucking insufferable:

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

@Ralph Barnhardt I think Bob was making a joke (or, rather, trying) about how how the typical phone buyer isn’t as important or innovative as he is, and so the sales staff is not used to answering his super (super-super-super-duper) technical questions. Bob is saying they’re only used to serving customers who use the phone to frext their friends. “Tammy” is a name Bob picked for this hypothetical teen.

TL;DR Bob has never been funny or clear in his writing.

You're probably right but a lonely man stuck in solidarity can have horrible nightmares right?

It's just written so poorly that I can't tell who's point of view the quote us supposed to be from. It doesn't make much more sense if it's from the clerk's pov as Bob's definition of frexting makes it clear that in this instance it's supposed to be between women. I certainly hope that Bob wouldn't have used such despairing language to refer to a woman clerk. Though, he is the same guy who admitted that when he sees two women he instantly hopes they start scissoring so who the hell knows what's going on with him?

 

[John Andrews Stan]

As someone who only discovered Bob this year, it’s fun to read his old posts and see how miserable, defensive, and fat he’s always been. Why does he claim that he’s lost over 50 pounds when he’s still fat as ever? We have eyes, Bob.





The jacket in question is one thing (and it’s not proof of weight loss like Bob thinks it is). Why is he standing like this?! Has he spent so much of his waking hours in a computer chair that he has to re-learn how to stand up properly?

 

[Meriasek]

Bob pretending to be this Ron Swanson of the tech world is just supreme cringe.
"What about storage expansion? Keyboards? Look, I'm a professional, you dingus, I need my phone to do more than frexting!!"
I mean, sure he needs a ruggedized for all the high speed, low drag frontline tweeting he does with his greasy fingers, but what else would he do on his phone? Video recording and editing?
Wait, that's exactly what he uses it for, innit.
Everyone knows Bob is technologically impaired and his nerd-cred extends to consuming similar pop culture as actual nerds do.

The jacket in question is one thing (and it’s not proof of weight loss like Bob thinks it is). Why is he standing like this?! Has he spent so much of his waking hours in a computer chair that he has to re-learn how to stand up properly?

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It's his heroic pose, power stance. Fists clenched in demonstration of power, raised chin(s) in an heroic gaze towards the superior future.
The superior future where his branch of the family tree withered and died.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

So how much weight do we think Bob has gained in lockdown? I’m guessing at least 35 pounds.

It’s weird how he addressed the jacket no one commented on, yet never addressed the goofy-ass look on his face. Are his eyes closed under the weight of his forehead gut, or did someone just reject Mario’s canonical place of birth? Or is he trying to do a tough guy squint? Either way, he ruined his sister’s wedding AND the pictures.



Lmao imagine being Bob’s therapist. Bob should ask for a refund. Did he ever give more details or otherwise discuss why he didn’t have the courage to an hero when the moment of truth arrived? Julayyyy was more of a man than Bob is.

 

[Pokemonquistador2]

My mousing skills are utter shit, but I've managed to draw this outline of Bob's body to give you a better idea of the weirdness of his proportions in that wedding picture:

The original:

My outline:

Basically a baked potato balancing on a couple of pipe cleaners. Also, I'm sorry. Very very sorry....

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Imagine carrying 90% of your excess weight in your moobs, gut, and face. It’s one of the most unfortunate body types a man can have. You’d think his legs would at least have some muscle from carrying around his 350 pound body, but I guess they don’t get much practice when he sits on his ass all day. You get to sit down while you do leg presses, but Bob — using his impeccable logic — is too stupid to know resistance work is great for weight loss and getting in shape.

 

[Meriasek]

The body of a man who benches 310 lbs.
Always fascinating how he has such skinny legs.
Even I have thicker legs, and I have notoriously slender bones.

 

[Koby_Fish]

Bob must be the most bitter and miserable human on the planet. Imagine living in constant hatred, bitterness and entitled rage.

Also "dumb smart people". What the fuck is he talking about? Does he also hate tall short people and skinny fat people?

I think he means people who are "supposed" to be smart, have jobs in things like tech, but are in actuality really, really fucking dumb. Maybe it's booksmarts but not common sense smarts; I'm not sure. But generally speaking, I know people who would probably fall into this category.

 

[Foltest]

I can still not got over that he wore a damn poloshirt to his sister weeding. Surly, he most had acess to a regular dress shirt like all normal humans have?

 

[Karl der Grosse]

Mexico is a real country, with actual stores that sell all sorts of clothing, including dress shirts. Even if he forgot his dress shirt (he likely only has one) or the airline lost it or it no longer fit due to weight gain (the most likely explanation), he could have spent a little effort and gone out and bought a shirt. No, too much trouble. He'd rather spend his time (at a resort! In Mexico!) hunched over his phone obsessively twittering.

Plus Bob's way too timid to venture out on his own in a spanish language country.

 

[Meriasek]

I think he means people who are "supposed" to be smart, have jobs in things like tech, but are in actuality really, really fucking dumb. Maybe it's booksmarts but not common sense smarts; I'm not sure. But generally speaking, I know people who would probably fall into this category.

I think he has several categories of "dumb smart people". There are the tech store clerks, whom he thinks should be smart because they're the new evolved working class and working with the newest technology, but he doesn't understand that a store clerk doesn't need to be a genius, and that it's this newest technology that made them kinda sorta dumb in the first place.
And then there are the highly educated people who disagree with Bob, like the totally real Harvard fratboys he clashed with in Boston pubs.
To Bob, it is impossible to disagree with him unless you're really stupid, because he doesn't understand nuance, different viewpoints, or how life isn't a fucking movie.
Tl;dr: Bob's a fat fucking autist and doesn't understand people or life. What a shocker.

 

[LordofCringe7206]

Who knows lockdowns have consequences?
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Lord and Taylor has been going downhill long before the pandemic started. I had a relative who worked for them get laid off early in 2019. Like I mentioned in response to his Black Friday rant, the retail apocalypse has been wiping out physical stores across the country. The pandemic is just the latest factor. It's not Trump's fault like Bob wants to believe. This has been going on for years and is now finally culminating in a massive wave of closings.

Imagine carrying 90% of your excess weight in your moobs, gut, and face. It’s one of the most unfortunate body types a man can have. You’d think his legs would at least have some muscle from carrying around his 350 pound body, but I guess they don’t get much practice when he sits on his ass all day. You get to sit down while you do leg presses, but Bob — using his impeccable logic — is too stupid to know resistance work is great for weight loss and getting in shape.

You can't build up muscle mass when you don't actually use those muscles. If he wasn't living a sedentary lifestyle he might actually have more muscle in his legs.

It's the same problem that effects CWC and his mother. Lack of activity and movement leads to low muscle tone.