Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[John Andrews Stan]

What kills me is good clear projection in these tweets yet he doesn't seem to even look at them and think "huh, did I show people an embarrassing amount here?"

Bob tweets pure butthurt, political rage and thirst for unattainable women (read: any woman) for 20 out of 24 hours in every day. His baseline for "an embarrassing amount" is way higher than a normal person's.

 

[Malagor the dank omen]

Bob tweets pure butthurt, political rage and thirst for unattainable women (read: any woman) for 20 out of 24 hours in every day. His baseline for "an embarrassing amount" is way higher than a normal person's.

It is amazing how he has such a thin skin when it comes to dissenting voices or when talking about the sickness that must not be named, but his skin is thicker than a king tiger's plating when it comes to being self concious or taking criticism without being snotty about it.

 

[Doctor Placebo]

It is amazing how he has such a thin skin when it comes to dissenting voices or when talking about the sickness that must not be named, but his skin is thicker than a king tiger's plating when it comes to being self concious or taking criticism without being snotty about it.

Fear of humiliating yourself isn't an issue when you have no self awareness.

 

[Koby_Fish]

If bob had a wrestler name it would either be Bob Diabetus or Bobby the Smoothbrain Chipman.

 

[Doctor Placebo]

If bob had a wrestler name it would either be Bob Diabetus or Bobby the Smoothbrain Chipman.

Personally I was thinking...

 

[Mola Ram]

If bob had a wrestler name it would either be Bob Diabetus or Bobby the Smoothbrain Chipman.

There was that one in the Forrest Gump novel ... The Turd.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

There was that one in the Forrest Gump novel ... The Turd.

He already has one...

The Blob.

 

[Strange Wilderness]

Oh I got one: The Big-Boned Boston Butterball

He already has one...

The Blob.

Hes even got his own entrance music

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Okay, I got a different one.

The Boston Retard.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

“Pinch a Bomb” and “An Bob Chimp” are both anagrams of “Bob Chipman,” just sayin’.

 

[LordofCringe7206]

It is amazing how he has such a thin skin when it comes to dissenting voices or when talking about the sickness that must not be named, but his skin is thicker than a king tiger's plating when it comes to being self concious or taking criticism without being snotty about it.

Well it's very hard to take a look in the mirror and evaluate yourself for faults. It's even much harder to do that when said person has a massive god complex.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Well it's very hard to take a look in the mirror and evaluate yourself for faults. It's even much harder to do that when said person has a massive god complex.

And it’s extra-hard to do that when the only mirror said person ever sees is his reflection in screens.

 

[John Spetsnaz]

I might have said this before, but reading that description of what Bob wants, it reminds me that its not actually far fetched to call him a fascist or at least fash adjacent. His beliefs on who and how the world should be run actually sound very similar to Mencius Moldbug, a neoreactionary ‘’’’’’thinker’’’’’ and Steven Bannon influencer. He thinks corporations should run the world, no democracy, and pro-feudalism. Which is exactly what Bob wants, or at least, what he feels is inevitable.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Moldbug is as far from lefty Bob as you can get.

 

[Fictional Character]

Moldbug is as far from lefty Bob as you can get.

Horseshoe theory strikes again!

 

[Positron]

And also, most people know what's best for them. They might not know what it's best for society at large, but they will know better than anyone what they want. Specially when they are in the low end, where it's usually "I want to be able to give my family a good life".

"Jerbs" always trump abortion rights, LGBT rights, and nigga rights.

Chris continues his shameless e-begging:


Bobby stomps his diabetic feet and claims he won't review any only-in-cinemas movies, no, not even Black Widow.

The World laments the lost of a source of wisdom comparable to the Library of Alexandria.


I hope Bobby realize that studios are under contractual agreement with cinemas and simply cannot legally stream their films to cater for a certain "immunocompromised" critic.

The discussion takes an interesting detour, showing what kind of people follows Bobby:


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Bobby will vote for Biden just to spite the Agricultural sector:


Bobby and his customary take on the Election College:

Because brainy young people are attracted to human excrement in the streets, used syringes, looting, and job-stealing illegals -- hey! at least there is no megachurches!

Sociopathic troon Faith Naff sides with Bobby:

"Muticulturalism" = embracing my favorite culture, but not yours.


If Bobby's metric of "mattering more" is achievement in commerce, art, culture and technology, he has to agree that the white community matters more than a black community.





And you know what true eugenics is? It is the theory that some people should be put permanently in jail and that we should not waste resources "saving them" (video)

Sheriff David Beth should be the model of police officers worldwide. And note Bobby's Hollywood reference.

Understand left-right politics through movies:


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The discussion about MKUltra continues. Bobby is having a hallucination himself:


And Bobby's skull is as thick as ever:


This is Bobby's idea of a "joke":


And Chaser Chu chimes in:


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Bobby white-knights some TikTok whore.

In the first sentence this whore claims she doesn't think Math is real, and she went on to wonder how people in the ancient world discovered the Pythagoras's Theorem given they had no modern-day technology. Or how people would come up with the concept of Algebra when there was no practical application for it. She is dumb, her school is dumb for not teaching her the that the overwhelming number of math ideas -- indeed all math findings prior to the proof of the Four Color Theorem in 1976 -- are just pen and paper work, and Bobby is dumb for white-knighting her.

Today's in Bobby's Angels: more crossover with Banana Wu. It is pretty rich for Johnny boy to talk about "lying" and "snake oil".


Ellie Troon wants to be praised for fetishizing lesbians.

Trooning out is wrong; this is the hell you created yourself.


On the other side of a certain percentage, I presume.

And a crossover with Zach Antolek:

 

[Marissa Moira]

Since they're coming for She-Ra and it's superfans right now, do you think bob will be one of the ones who gets a massive google strike on his youtube account?

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Bob’s delusions of relevance strike again! After being shown he is a non-entity to studios who have deliberately excluded him from their online screenings, he thinks anyone will care if he refuses to review their movies?

Also, Bob is way too sensitive to have a public Twitter account under his own name. He must be a masochist.

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

Moldbug is as far from lefty Bob as you can get.

Go ahead and tell me Bob wouldn't advocate for Hilldawg as USA CEO for life.

 

[CervixHammer]

>MovieBlob talking about MK-ULTRA as if he knows anything about it that wasn't in Stranger Things
I kind of wish someone would covertly dose Blob with MDMA just to see if he is actually capable of perceiving "hinterland shitheels" and "obsolete mayonnaise ghouls" as human beings.