Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

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How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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Bob pointing out that OBJECTIVELY some people would be better off dead.

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Bit of advice Bob, saying someone is racist for saying "All lives matter" is detrimental to the cause you virtue signal about.

Picture this a white guy with libertarian or soft Republican leanings comes up to a protester at a rally and asks how come this "organization" is so focused on a specific racial group instead of America as a whole. Instead of calling them a racist and turning them away from the cause, the protester agrees with them. They agree that "All lives matter" and what "Black lives matter" is doing will ensure that by asking the police to use less lethal methods to subdue suspects, that racial sensitivity training for officers will build a better relationship between the police and the African American community making both more willing to cooperate to apprehend criminals, that demilitarizing the police will ensure the safety and freedom of all Americans. The protesters says that what Black Lives Matter is doing will benefit all Americans in the long run regardless of skin color and wants everyone to fight for those goals together.

You see how one approach can recruit someone whose skeptical of the cause to your side because you treat him like a human being and saying we have similar goals so lets work together, vs you calling him a worthless human being and sending him straight into the closest Trump rally?


I really want to understand the brain parasyte that nested inside Cris' head to pursue this dream. He sees himself as this funny, lovable, entertaining guy.....that absolutely must be rewarded for his efforts.

Peter Coffin could at least kick himself in the nuts on live tv and I paid 0 american dollars to see it. What is your talent Chris and why the fuck are you entitled to my schekels?
Chris is cut from the same cloth as his brother. Due to his enabling parents he grew up with a sense of entitlement and like his brother thinks his mere existence is something worth praising.
 
I was hoping for something a little more crazy. Like demanding only blacks be allowed to mourn the passing of their imaginary nation daddy.

It's on par with I thought he would do. Instead of talking about how much the movie meant to him, he would just use his death to bitch about something.

He did the exact same thing with Stan Lee's death.
 
I couldn't help but get inspired...
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Is this a crossover? We gonna get a cooking with jack?
It's on par with I thought he would do. Instead of talking about how much the movie meant to him, he would just use his death to bitch about something.

He did the exact same thing with Stan Lee's death.
"Stan lee, another dead jew and what he meant to me".
 
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You know, Bob, all those states need that open space to make the food for your average McDonald's meal, right?

And Chaser Chu chimes in:
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You'd think these two for bragging so much about how smart and "up-to-date" they are would know that the pistol in the photo was made deliberately inoperable by the owners.

I couldn't help but get inspired...
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Ok I had to do another because his hypocrisy on this will never stop annoying me.
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You know, Bob, all those states need that open space to make the food for your average McDonald's meal, right?
If City life is "real america" then we should just shut the country down.

City life is shitty and in the age of the internet NOBODY should want to live in a city.
 
If City life is "real america" then we should just shut the country down.

City life is shitty and in the age of the internet NOBODY should want to live in a city.
I really think the Corona virus is gonna permanently fuck cities hard. The need to social distance has forced tele-commuting to work and has proven that it can work, and I think when this is over a whole bunch of people are gonna want to continue working from home and if you're already working from home you might as well live where ever you want. Soon the only people living in the major cities will be the obscenely wealthy, bugmen who love the idea of living in the city, and people to poor to leave.
 
I really think the Corona virus is gonna permanently fuck cities hard. The need to social distance has forced tele-commuting to work and has proven that it can work, and I think when this is over a whole bunch of people are gonna want to continue working from home and if you're already working from home you might as well live where ever you want. Soon the only people living in the major cities will be the obscenely wealthy, bugmen who love the idea of living in the city, and people to poor to leave.
A few years ago a friend of mine gave me a book, The Next Hundred Million, that argued centralized Urban Planning was bad and one of its arguments was that as telecommunications improved; rural areas would become more desirable for business growth. Due to the low rent rates and lack of centralized planning a place like North Dakota could become the next tech hub because of improvements in technology and the rent and cost of living is dirt cheap. Why move to Silicon Valley and share a one bedroom apartment with three other guys when you could do the exact same work in bumfuck North Dakota from a three bedroom house where the mortgage is paid in pocket change?

Bob ironically with his "job" being entirely Internet based in the Boston suburbs where rent is lower than the city proper is ahead of the curve in the transition from physical in-person work to internet based telecommunications work. The issue is that he is one of those bugmen you mentioned who stubbornly insists city-living is better just so he can arrogantly lord over the people he deems inferior.
 
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You know, Bob, all those states need that open space to make the food for your average McDonald's meal, right?
Bob is exactly the type of person foreigners conjure up when they think of "Fat stupid Americans."

Yes Bob, the cities with the most illegal immigrants, people on welfare, crime, degeneracy, and ageing hipsters are what America is all about.
It's all about consooming.
The farmers, the rural folk, the suburban families in the mid-west/east. They're practically Canadian!!

Yet I bet this retard thinks that saying there's nothing more to China than Hong-Kong is racist.
 
All normal parents want what's best for their kids and are proud of them. That does not make them 'tists. Exposing them online is also semi-normal since everyone and their grandma has a facebook account.
Chris' wife is an unknown, she may be going along for the ride to humor her husband but she is not part of the Chipman Clan so even she must feel some second hand embarrasment when their friends and relatives talk about "the Chippas". It's one thing to be a class clown for 4K/mo, it's another if you're doing it for 400 and begging people, "It's just 1 dollar, bro!".
I really want to understand the brain parasyte that nested inside Cris' head to pursue this dream. He sees himself as this funny, lovable, entertaining guy.....that absolutely must be rewarded for his efforts.

Peter Coffin could at least kick himself in the nuts on live tv and I paid 0 american dollars to see it. What is your talent Chris and why the fuck are you entitled to my schekels?
IDK man, the 'tism that affects the little girl didn't come from nowhere. Given the notoriety of Blob, the E-begging combined with powerleveling their kids online isn't that great of a plan.
 
In response to @Positron 's massive post a few pages ago, I would first like to say that it's not exactly fair to compare Chris to Bob when you're saying that even fat people can get laid. I think that, sexually speaking (and I'm not gay, so maybe I'm not the most qualified person to talk to about this) Chris is more attractive than Bob, mostly due to their face. Chris's face kinda makes him look like a big friendly dumb-ass, but Bob's face is just creepy regardless of what he does with his hair and beard.

Now, as for the Amazon stuff, why can't Bob talk about anything without trying to portray things as a Hollywood movie? And does he understand what the lefty in that thread is talking about when they talk about Bezo's power? Like, I understand that Bezo isn't the most powerful person in the world, but that doesn't make any of the bad things he's done go away.
 
Now, as for the Amazon stuff, why can't Bob talk about anything without trying to portray things as a Hollywood movie? And does he understand what the lefty in that thread is talking about when they talk about Bezo's power? Like, I understand that Bezo isn't the most powerful person in the world, but that doesn't make any of the bad things he's done go away.

And not to mention that the "Nestle is evil" line always comes from people who had this line fed to them and they use as if they are the only motherfuckers that are "in the known" about the evils o a big corp.

Not to say Nestle doesn't do shady shit, after Monsanto they might be indeed the worst, but the fuck has that to do with Bezo? having worst companies out there doesn't make his monopoly actions any less worse.

But like I said, this isn't about defending Bezo's, and more Robert flexing about his worldly knoledge about the "evil corporations man..." that are destroying the world.

It's the lefty version of the douchebag that whenever someone mentions the Beatles, he needs to bring up that John Lenon used to beat up his first wife.
 
Wouldn't surprise me if Bob was a conspiracy theorist until it became synonymous with stupid.
Well if you believe one black guy who dished on Bob The Bechtloff podcast (and it would be racist not to! :christine:) Roberto used to frequent the same now defunct forum as him many moons ago, before he was an e-celeb (I think it was an atheist forum) where he told him that he believed violent video games like Call of Duty were being used by the CIA to program people into becoming school shooters. He also said that he believed that the collective influence of mass media caused similar things to manifest in reality, IE-more violence in media causes more violence in real life. A sort of pop culture themed version of The Secret.

Everyone in the forum laughed at him.

If the story is true, then he was very much a conspiracy theorist and probably never stopped being one. He just learned to shut up about it. But he believes in the right conspiracies, which are actually true facts, so he's obviously not a conspiracy theorist.

Hi, new member here. I usually lurk but the Chris saga made me MATI enough to register.

His Patreon goal is, if he reaches less than minimum wage he will put on a shitty costume and dance on the internet. For pennies.

He will put on a costume and he will dance to the theme song (that he made up) for a show that nobody watches. All of which will be recorded and the future classmates of his daughter will be able to access. For some reason his attitude is what makes me see red, much more than his brother's autistic tirades.

I'm trying to elaborate on why this makes me so mad but I'll list it instead:

1) He's a fucking pathological liar that is doing a vanity project for himself at the cost of his family. This is not a sulprus income, if he wanted he could have got additional gigs to cover whatever costs he needs. He is in a profession that is in demand, not some desk jockey or burguer flipper.
2) Midlife crisis, most guys would lease a sports car or start a garage band. He needs e-fame. The specific kind of efame that tiktok teenagers have.
3) He wants to be MovieBob. He is doing everything in his power to have the "perks" of his brother's lifestyle.
4) Do you remember being embarrased of your parents in middle school? Imagine the bullying his kids will receive by association.
5) His content is garbage but he wants to play pretend that he has a brand. A brand where he does *things*. Not a gaming channel, or a video channel or a music channel. He just exists and all that he puts out is golden. He is absolutely delusional.

I think this last point is what kils me. Why on Earth does he think he has shit that is worth sharing? He doesn't have a mental illness that forces him to overshare or lack in social graces. He looks like he could (and had) function in society, he was down to earth, paid his taxes, etc. But now he considers it a REWARD for the world to see him dance in a costume to a theme song of his life. Linkara also had a theme song where every second word was his name and he was never not an insufferable faggot.

There was a blog, The Last Psychiatrist, which said (paraphrasing here) that Chronic Narcissists believe that they are the main characters of the movie of their lives. They are incapable of seeing things from any other perspective and all their decisions have to lead to some grand conclussion.

Chris, since I know you google your own name, stop being a fucking faggot and snap out of your midlife crisis. If you want to play with your borther's projects for shits and giggles do so but don't become him.

Chris' wife, have a very serious talk with your husband. This is not just a harmless hobby he has to pass the quarantine, he legitimately wants to be an eceleb. Either bring him back or start looking for divorce lawyers before its too late.
The girl being autistic might actually be a blessing in disguise. If she ends up in a special ed class, her classmates might be too exceptional to pick on her for her embarrassing daddy.
 
Well if you believe one black guy who dished on Bob The Bechtloff podcast (and it would be racist not to! :christine:) Roberto used to frequent the same now defunct forum as him many moons ago, before he was an e-celeb (I think it was an atheist forum) where he told him that he believed violent video games like Call of Duty were being used by the CIA to program people into becoming school shooters. He also said that he believed that the collective influence of mass media caused similar things to manifest in reality, IE-more violence in media causes more violence in real life. A sort of pop culture themed version of The Secret.

Everyone in the forum laughed at him.

If the story is true, then he was very much a conspiracy theorist and probably never stopped being one. He just learned to shut up about it. But he believes in the right conspiracies, which are actually true facts, so he's obviously not a conspiracy theorist.


The girl being autistic might actually be a blessing in disguise. If she ends up in a special ed class, her classmates might be too exceptional to pick on her for her embarrassing daddy.
Nowadays I think most schools are mainstreaming autistic and other disabled kids with normie kids, in which case, her chances are 50/50 for being bugged about her spergy dad and super-spergy uncle.
 
A few years ago a friend of mine gave me a book, The Next Hundred Million, that argued centralized Urban Planning was bad and one of its arguments was that as telecommunications improved; rural areas would become more desirable for business growth. Due to the low rent rates and lack of centralized planning a place like North Dakota could become the next tech hub because of improvements in technology and the rent and cost of living is dirt cheap. Why move to Silicon Valley and share a one bedroom apartment with three other guys when you could do the exact same work in bumfuck North Dakota from a three bedroom house where the mortgage is paid in pocket change?
Bob used to make that argument himself before he hopped on the "superior future" train. It should be in one of his old videos, though I don't know which.
 
Well if you believe one black guy who dished on Bob The Bechtloff podcast (and it would be racist not to! :christine:) Roberto used to frequent the same now defunct forum as him many moons ago, before he was an e-celeb (I think it was an atheist forum) where he told him that he believed violent video games like Call of Duty were being used by the CIA to program people into becoming school shooters. He also said that he believed that the collective influence of mass media caused similar things to manifest in reality, IE-more violence in media causes more violence in real life. A sort of pop culture themed version of The Secret.

Everyone in the forum laughed at him.

If the story is true, then he was very much a conspiracy theorist and probably never stopped being one. He just learned to shut up about it. But he believes in the right conspiracies, which are actually true facts, so he's obviously not a conspiracy theorist.


The girl being autistic might actually be a blessing in disguise. If she ends up in a special ed class, her classmates might be too exceptional to pick on her for her embarrassing daddy.

Let's play a game. Take away all the electronics, cut all ties with creepy uncle bob, sign her up for summer camp and ask child psychologist Dr Pharmastein for a refund. See if she still has the 'tism diagnosed after 3 months.
Is the internet making kids stupid? That's a boomer argument but I'd say "not by that much", I just see a lot of underemployed, overqualified college graduates that need a return on their diploma investment. If we have to create a cottage industry by overdiagnosing and then selling cures at the expense of kids nowadays then so be it!
The college-industrial complex needs to keep pumping out interest repayments.

Reading about Bob's conspiracy theory world makes me want to ask him a question: if American tripple A companies are weaponizing videogames to turn kids into serial killers then what about Sony, Konamy and Capcom? Is Nintendo the only one that gets a pass because his mind can only see in black and white and he needs an underdog rebel army vs the giant bad guy empire? That's a rethorical question.

If what Bob says is true then he just tacitally admitted that Jack Thompson was right about everything. Violent rap songs, violent videogames, sex and gore on tv, all that the christian fundamentalists raged on about in the late 80's mid 90's was true, it would normalize the public to this form of entertainment. Congrat's Bob!

But the only thing that I take from his past posting in a forum for supersayan atheists is:

A) The guy who talked about him couldn't even get Plato's cave right.
B) He was a sped that thought himself smarter than everyone else in the room since he was 15 (no new information there).
C) He thinks that videogames are made out of unicorn horns and pixie dust instead of math and that looking at them is akin to looking at the arc of the covenant.
D) His spiel about belief afecting the real world made me install Planescape again (so good on Bob for that one).

Has anyone reviewed Chris' content? I have some morbid curiosity about what is worth a dollar in his fat-addled mind but if some poster has already done the heavy lifting why do it again. If not, I'd like to stop being a faggot ang give the thread something back.
 
Angie Speaks, Peter Coffin's lackey, at long last blocked Bobby's "personal" account, and he in turn insinuates that she is an anti-semite:
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More Peter Coffin-related drama. It starts inconspicuously, just another of Bobby's rant about the "obsolete".
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And it turns out Bobby is the exact mirror image on the Japanese soldiers: he declares The War has already been won, and the task at hand for the Neolibs is, of course, dealing with the obsoletes.
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And Bobby cannot write such a spiel without throwing a Hollywood reference or two:
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His convo partner voices an all-to-familiar complaint:
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But don't mind him; here's an ultra-SJW pointing how problematic Bobby is:
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And this is where Breadtube comes in. Bobby has no complaint about Breadtube, just certain "not very nice" individuals:
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What a fucking pussy. And Bobby should have listened to his own advice: the "war" between himself and Peter Coffin is over, and they are both losers.

Another person tries to encourage Bobby to spill more gobbledygook on neoliberalism. Consider it footnote:
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It is easier for me and you if I just copy and paste:
Bobby said:
I don't know that they have names as such yet, but using portmanteaus of current nomenclature I'd posit a dominant cultural force that you might call "Green Democratic-Progressive Feudalism" versus a reactionary "Militant Egalitarian Primitivist" movement. The first representing the "matured" evolution of the current unspoken/awkward but none-the-less clear alliance of tech/science industries and knowledge-workers sufficient in size and function to implement the inevitably necessary drastic machinations necessary to manage the reshaping of the world through climate crisis mitigation, the adjacent art/culture/media sector and the creative class workers (both industries so global and powerful that "nationalizing" them under a Green New Deal is really more like an allegiance OF nations)

The other knowledge and intellectual-capital workers of the finance industry (the so-called "PMC"), Left and Center-Left Parties in Democracies, the marginalized citizens of various groups who generally vote for them across class AND the mounting numbers of immigrant and refugee populations brought to those same Democracies by climate change, etc. Right now, a chaotic coalition at best - but given time and realignment? Quite sensible. The other side, in my projection, would comprise an ever-present/ever-shifting reactionary opposition. Initially borne of myriad nationalist resistances to the sweeping changes and unifications necessary to secure the future and thus philosophically/aesthetically grounded in a rough anarcho-primitivist ideology; but in practice: Neo-Fascists, as ever.

Mind you: That's not to say I look at the scenario of "Aesthetically 'woke' future-tech megacorps ruling the planet in quasi-democratic Feudal protectorates because they built the engines making the sky blue again" as a UTOPIA - just plausibly one of our better case scenarios, versus "scorched-Earth dune buggy gang warfare by 2030." I don't want to do FURY ROAD. I don't tan well.

Anyway, the TL;DR there should really be: Good news - We're GOING to get a "Green New Deal."

IRONY: We're gonna get it because, despite the crunchy name, the *smart* capitalists are SALIVATING for it, because they're going to become *God Kings* implementing the thing (Thumb emoji). And the reason the GOP isn't onboard, is because the cheap jack nationalist companies that fill THEIR coffers don't have a place in the world that comes after.
Fuck that Hollywood reference.

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Bobby's lack of nuance is vexing, even to his fellow leftists:
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But he is very clear about getting people fired for their beliefs, as he and his brother have demonstrated:
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"Riot" in quotation marks:
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For a while I thought Bobby is writing another book, but it is probably another of his "clever monologue", a joke that is dead before delivery.
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Bobby's criticism of Burgis's book soon devolved into his customary rant, because he is encouraged by his equally insane friends:
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Here are the cliff-notes of the following rant:
1. Morality is a fable.
2. Deuteronomy is a breeding menu.
3. Reconciliation is no longer necessary in the globalist utopia because cooperation within your social group is no longer necessary (presumably because there is a world of "good people" to choose from). Hence we should leave people we hate in the dust, while keep on nursing our wounds and hating them until our cortisol pushes our blood sugar to the diabetic range.
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Politics in video games. No idea:
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Bobby analyses the self-emasculinization of Al Bundy (of Married With Kids)
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Critique of She-Ra with Ellie Troon:
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Bobby kisses up to some no-name film person -- and the surprise is that this one is male!
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What a big softie! Bob even cares about whether a woman is able to buy a She-Ra dolls for her kid!
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And don't you know that his heart is breaking and breaking and breaking all over again over some no-name actor?
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Let's play a game. Take away all the electronics, cut all ties with creepy uncle bob, sign her up for summer camp and ask child psychologist Dr Pharmastein for a refund. See if she still has the 'tism diagnosed after 3 months.
Is the internet making kids stupid? That's a boomer argument but I'd say "not by that much", I just see a lot of underemployed, overqualified college graduates that need a return on their diploma investment. If we have to create a cottage industry by overdiagnosing and then selling cures at the expense of kids nowadays then so be it!
The college-industrial complex needs to keep pumping out interest repayments.
Tbh, i've seen a lot of people saying the same. That the internet or videogames cause autism. Nah, that a bunch of bullshit. What it does however is to underdevelop the social skills of growing children that isolate themselves on the internet instead of socializing like normal people. This kinda happened with the supreme gentleman and he ended up as a man that couldn't muster a single word to strangers. I also think college diplomas are wet paper unless you go for something technical and people would benefit more learning a trade from experience than getting into crippling debt for a paper that will allow them to flip burgers for 5 years until they finally get an entry level soul crushing job.

As for Chris' content, go ahead. I would do it myself since it's just 1 dollar and we would get around 3 more pages in this thread at least from it. But i'm away from home and my internet is shit ATM.
But he is very clear about getting people fired for their beliefs, as he and his brother have demonstrated:
I absolutely love that his "Shitty people should better themselves" is said without a single hint of irony. And also, his way of people to better themselves is not to overcome their flaws, leave behind grudges and become more wholesome and adjusted. It's just "Think the way i think" way that Bob is such a huge fan of.

If someone needs betterment, it's you Bob. Because at this point the drunk hobo that pisses next to garbage piles and lives off collecting garbage cans is a far better person that you.
Here are the cliff-notes of the following rant:
1. Morality is a fable.
2. Deuteronomy is a breeding menu.
3. Reconciliation is no longer necessary in the globalist utopia because cooperation within your social group is no longer necessary (presumably because there is a world of "good people" to choose from). Hence we should leave people we hate in the dust, while keep on nursing our wounds and hating them until our cortisol pushes our blood sugar to the diabetic range.
The absolute state of this magnificent brainlet. Holy shit if i'm fucking angry at him right now. "Morality is a fairy tale" might be for you, Bob, a man that cannot differentiate beyond black and white and that takes everything he has from inane corporate products. Can someone tell this idiot that morality and religion is what gave birth to law and order in society? It's not like our moral compass tells us what is right and wrong objectively and everyone has a sense of what is right and wrong. And what is more important, humans cannot bear with commiting acts that they deem wrong unless they have a justification to do so.

Is this Bob implying that he is a legit psycho? Or is he so mentally stunted that he has let go of an important part of human behaviour?
 
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