Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?

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You can tell he's joking because the winky emoticon says so.
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I'm assuming this is what he's meaning as I haven't seen the movie, not because I cannot even begin to care about yet another indie zombie movie that isn't Pontypool but because I am extremely racist towards them injuns.
WHY CAN'T THESE MONGROLS JUST SHELTER IN PLACE LIKE SUPERIOR UBERMENCHES WITH CHRONIC IMMUNOCOMPROMISED CONDITIONS THAT MATTER!?! FUCK THEM KIDS TRYING TO BE KIDS WHILE FOLLOWING ALL OF THE PRESCRIBED SAFETY PRECAUTIONS!
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The vid which was clearly filmed by some faggot on a tv

Because Bob has said repeatedly that he cannot go outside due to his "chronic immunocompromised condition" so the only thing I can think of is that he can't stand the thought of kids enjoying life, playing the X-men arcade cabinet with friends, and eating shitty pizza while he's stuck inside. If Bob must suffer then all must suffer because just like Murray you get what you fucking deserve.
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Ralph Barnhardt said:
You can tell he's joking because the winky emoticon says so.
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I'm assuming this is what he's meaning as I haven't seen the movie, not because I cannot even begin to care about yet another indie zombie movie that isn't Pontypool but because I am extremely racist towards them injuns.
WHY CAN'T THESE MONGROLS JUST SHELTER IN PLACE LIKE SUPERIOR UBERMENCHES WITH CHRONIC IMMUNOCOMPROMISED CONDITIONS THAT MATTER!?! FUCK THEM KIDS TRYING TO BE KIDS WHILE FOLLOWING ALL OF THE PRESCRIBED SAFETY PRECAUTIONS!
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The vid which was clearly filmed by some faggot on a tv
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Because Bob has said repeatedly that he cannot go outside due to his "chronic immunocompromised condition" so the only thing I can think of is that he can't stand the thought of kids enjoying life, playing the X-men arcade cabinet with friends, and eating shitty pizza while he's stuck inside. If Bob must suffer then all must suffer because just like Murray you get what you fucking deserve.
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I know the only places Bob has probably been in months are his basement and Chip's meth den, but places have been putting up signs advertising their cleaning and safety procedures since Nancy Pelosi was telling you not to worry and to go give blowjobs down in Chinatown.

What a ridiculously sheltered idiot.
 
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Ralph Barnhardt said:
You can tell he's joking because the winky emoticon says so.
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I'm assuming this is what he's meaning as I haven't seen the movie, not because I cannot even begin to care about yet another indie zombie movie that isn't Pontypool but because I am extremely racist towards them injuns.
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QUICK! Someone give the Trump supporters BLM signs! That'll make it safe for them to congregate en masse!
 
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Holy shit Bob... you have said some incredibly stupid things but this...
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"Q steals from old mythology"

What the hell Bob, what the hell.


You know, we're all frens here right? Can I be honest with you fam? I never, NEVER, would've thought we would've reached 3k pages until after the election and NEVER would've thought the impetus for the surge of postings would've been defending a shitty, pedo bait movie that as best as I can tell he will NOT actually review.
 
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Bob needs to stop being angry at flat earthers since he humored the thought that we're actually living inside a simulation.

If we're living inside a simulation, the earth is indeed flat. Why? Well the simulation only loads the necessary data that people can perceive. The Earth is actually made up of 6 billion+ individual instances, and the models get swapped out for higher resolution ones the closer or father you get to them. So unless someone is looking down at earth from space, there is currently no spherical earth model loaded in the simulation, and even then the people on earth are not loaded into the space faring individual's personal instance.

And you may say OH BUT THE SIMULATION MUST BE AN ALL POWERFUL COMPUTER, IT SHOULD BE ABLE TO LOAD EVERYTHING! Well no, computers over the natural course will prefer efficiency above all else, so why would it load useless or unused data?
 
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Ralph Barnhardt said:
You know, we're all frens here right? Can I be honest with you fam? I never, NEVER, would've thought we would've reached 3k pages until after the election and NEVER would've thought the impetus for the surge of postings would've been defending a shitty, pedo bait movie that as best as I can tell he will NOT actually review.
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As the prophecy foretold...

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70 pgs to cover over 2 months?

Yeah we'll hit that before election day.
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EDIT: Btw, for that to work out, I calculated we'd need to generate 35 pages per month in Bob's thread.

Mid september now, and how far are we from 3k?

38.
 
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Man it is a good thing Bob is no longer a Catholic otherwise he would have been subjected to moral lessons like today's first reading.

Wrath and anger are hateful things, yet the sinner hugs them tight.
The vengeful will suffer the LORD’s vengeance, for he remembers their sins in detail.
Forgive your neighbor’s injustice; then when you pray, your own sins will be forgiven.
Could anyone nourish anger against another and expect healing from the LORD?
Could anyone refuse mercy to another like himself, can he seek pardon for his own sins?
If one who is but flesh cherishes wrath, who will forgive his sins?
Remember your last days, set enmity aside; remember death and decay, and cease from sin!
Think of the commandments, hate not your neighbor; remember the Most High’s covenant, and overlook faults.
 
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Godzilla@1989 said:
Out of all the hills to die on, Bob chooses Chuck E Cheese out of all places.
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Really makes you think with all pedo stuff he's defended lately...

Wait a sec...

All those toys and stuff he's talked about earning with arcade tickets...

What if Chuck E Cheese is where he's been earning them?
 
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Bob needs to stop being angry at flat earthers since he humored the thought that we're actually living inside a simulation.

If we're living inside a simulation, the earth is indeed flat. Why? Well the simulation only loads the necessary data that people can perceive. The Earth is actually made up of 6 billion+ individual instances, and the models get swapped out for higher resolution ones the closer or father you get to them. So unless someone is looking down at earth from space, there is currently no spherical earth model loaded in the simulation, and even then the people on earth are not loaded into the space faring individual's personal instance.

And you may say OH BUT THE SIMULATION MUST BE AN ALL POWERFUL COMPUTER, IT SHOULD BE ABLE TO LOAD EVERYTHING! Well no, computers over the natural course will prefer efficiency above all else, so why would it load useless or unused data?
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Bob exists and so far hasn't stopped. You can't get more inefficient than that so the simulation model can be discarded.
 
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Bob exists and so far hasn't stopped. You can't get more inefficient than that so the simulation model can be discarded.
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But do we actually know that he exists? All we have are his tweets and some poor-quality videos. And these are things that we aren't far-off from simulating now. A computer powerful enough to simulate every living human is surely far more than powerful enough to run a Twitter bot and generate the occasional deepfake video, especially since Bob doesn't even need to look or sound entirely human. So the simulation hypothesis still can't be ruled out. Even if a computer isn't simulating all humans, it still might very well be simulating Bob.
 
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I can’t believe how obtuse you’d have to not understand the criticism of Cuties.
If I make a film called Puppies and it’s critical of people having sex with dogs, I don’t have to actually show real, live dogs being fucked.
The dance scene in Cuties is fucked up and shot with an exploitive lens even if the rest of the movie is supposed to be critical of it.
It’s not even a documentary where they captured it off the cuff, hired and purposefully shot the scene.
If you found that video on an actual pedophile’s computer, I guarantee the DoJ would classify it as child porn and charge the person with it.
 
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