Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

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[TopTierHealer]

But even modern computers have a recycling bin to store useless stuff in before deleting just in case it becomes useful later.

You have raised a very valid point and combined with this situation here:

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I don't know what they are going to find (mostly nothing since it's a french film) but it has been established that Bob is only useful to be a useful idiot.
At some point, the pedo machine will need to go, "yes, the modern left is in dire need of reform that is why we are putting people like moviebob behind bars where he belongs".
The Moviebob 2.0's of the world will lap it up and he will be the perfect scapegoat.
After all, the only reason you fatten up a goose is to slay it.
You don't even need to have a trial. The sheerheartbreak of the system he loves destroying him just because it can will be enough for 10 heart attacks in a row. He won't even be able to say, "I love you Big Brother" before the light goes out from his eyes.

That's why, even if I get MATI at Bob, I always have a deep sense of pity for him. I will say that he makes a great literary character except it already exists and his name is Ignatius J Reilly.

P.S. A Confederacy of Dunces is a book very near and dear to my heart. In chapter 3 or 4, when detective Mancuso first comes to visit Reilly's home, his mother opens the door and says something along the lines of, "Ignatius can't come now because he spends his saturdays watching children cartoons, getting mad at the obscenities on screen and sending his review to the newspaper." In that regard, I would say he's the Anti-bob but the mayonaise ghoul hatred is spot-on. I'll channel my inner Bob and leave this quote from the wikipedia:

"He disdains modernity, particularly pop culture. The disdain becomes his obsession: he goes to movies in order to mock their perversity and express his outrage with the contemporary world's lack of "theology and geometry". He prefers the scholastic philosophy of the Middle Ages, and the Early Medieval philosopher Boethius in particular.[4] However, he also enjoys many modern comforts and conveniences and is given to claiming that the rednecks of rural Louisiana hate all modern technology, which they associate with unwanted change."

 

[Draventren]

If the film wanted to be about the damage of sexualizing young girls, I'd probably be fine with some depictions of said acts to create context, but Cuties never gets around to showing the actual damage of their acts. This is like a film about the horrors of war showing climatic gun fights with swelling music and acts of bravery, then forgetting to show the PTSD, potential physical injury and rehabilitation, and piles of dead bodies. In Cuties, the MC just kind of moves on, and there's no suggestion of probable therapy for years to come, issues of physical intimacy or emotional detachment that comes from usual cases of child sexualization. Rather it's portrayed as a rather turbulent phase in her life before she grows up.

As a movie critic, that's absolutely something that Bob should be able to see and note, regardless of whether he thinks the glorification is intentional by Doucouré. Bob is gullible enough to take the filmmaker at her word, but if he truly understood even the basics of storytelling, he would still have a problem with Cuties, even if he wants to ignore the moral implications.

I tend to be the sort of person who wants to see art push boundaries. I think that's the whole point of any sort of real creative endeavor, whether it be technical boundaries, like how Star Wars made people re-imagine what you could do with technology to make films with, or societal and ethical boundaries to make you evaluate or re-evaluate your thoughts on something, like how the Romero's "of the dead" trilogy would unintentionally have messages and subtext. I think art should be allowed to be controversial if only just for controversy's sake, and I am pretty flexible on what should be allowed in art. The only line I see as important is that everyone involved consents and understands what may be asked of them to do.

The actors in Cuties could not do that. And it is infuriating that people like Bob want to shield the makers of the film, not only from criticism, but from actual consequences of making a film that, whether intentional or not, was exploitative. I like to come to laugh at Bob here, and I don't post here because I'm usually behind on his latest shit, but this isn't really funny to me anymore. It's concerning.

 

[Fictional Character]

That's why, even if I get MATI at Bob, I always have a deep sense of pity for him. I will say that he makes a great literary character except it already exists and his name is Ignatius J Reilly.

This is insulting to Ignatius J Reilly and if he was actually real, I would be deeply offended on his behalf.

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

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Thanks Cliffy.

Say hi to Sam and Danny Devito's ex for us.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

That's why, even if I get MATI at Bob, I always have a deep sense of pity for him.

Me too fren. Bob, to me at least, is this fascinating creature that so desperately wants to be more than what he is and yet sabotages himself at every turn with his own lazy hubris, for want of a better word. It's like he expects just to be magic'd into greatness. Since you're new here I'd like to share with you the thing that broke my heart and mind.

for a tl:dw, it's a 20+ minute video of Bob, baby brother Chris, and Chris's wife Sara sitting on a couch watching a recording of someone else playing the Sega game Altered Beast and commenting on the game. It is so sublimely dumb and pathetic that I stepped away from Bob for a bit just to collect myself, but only for a bit. I'll keep saying it because it's true, Bob is truly fascinating to me. He's deplorable, horrible, bizzarely hateful, yet he's so inept, dumb, and impotent that he's below contempt. He is purely human.

 

[BubbleButt]

for a tl:dw, it's a 20+ minute video of Bob, baby brother Chris, and Chris's wife Sara sitting on a couch watching a recording of someone else playing the Sega game Altered Beast and commenting on the game. It is so sublimely dumb and pathetic that I stepped away from Bob for a bit just to collect myself, but only for a bit. I'll keep saying it because it's true, Bob is truly fascinating to me. He's deplorable, horrible, bizzarely hateful, yet he's so inept, dumb, and impotent that he's below contempt. He is purely human.

... Did they seriously pull a Family Guy?

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

Me too fren. Bob, to me at least, is this fascinating creature that so desperately wants to be more than what he is and yet sabotages himself at every turn with his own lazy hubris, for want of a better word. It's like he expects just to be magic'd into greatness. Since you're new here I'd like to share with you the thing that broke my heart and mind.

for a tl:dw, it's a 20+ minute video of Bob, baby brother Chris, and Chris's wife Sara sitting on a couch watching a recording of someone else playing the Sega game Altered Beast and commenting on the game. It is so sublimely dumb and pathetic that I stepped away from Bob for a bit just to collect myself, but only for a bit. I'll keep saying it because it's true, Bob is truly fascinating to me. He's deplorable, horrible, bizzarely hateful, yet he's so inept, dumb, and impotent that he's below contempt. He is purely human.

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"Is this the arcade version or the Sega Genesis version?"

 

[Adamska]

Out of all the hills to die on, Bob chooses Chuck E Cheese out of all places.

His favorite bar is a Dave and Busters bootleg that has childrens' arcade games and toys you can win if you pump enough money into it. He's a smoothbrained child par excellence.

 

[Doctor Placebo]

As a movie critic, that's absolutely something that Bob should be able to see and note, regardless of whether he thinks the glorification is intentional by Doucouré. Bob is gullible enough to take the filmmaker at her word, but if he truly understood even the basics of storytelling, he would still have a problem with Cuties, even if he wants to ignore the moral implications.

Well he hasn't actually seen the movie, so he can't see and take note. He has to take someone at their word and when it's between a proud French WOC and literally everyone else those damn mayonnaise ghouls, it's an easy choice for him to make.

 

[cypocryphy]

even though other cows have done worse things, bob's complete unawareness of how worthless he is on every conceivable level makes me hate him the most. like this for instance:
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his combination of uselessness and flagrant obnoxiousness is just astounding to me

Who decides who are "good people"? Bob and some miserable twitter trannies?

 

[blablabla]

Me too fren. Bob, to me at least, is this fascinating creature that so desperately wants to be more than what he is and yet sabotages himself at every turn with his own lazy hubris, for want of a better word. It's like he expects just to be magic'd into greatness. Since you're new here I'd like to share with you the thing that broke my heart and mind.

for a tl:dw, it's a 20+ minute video of Bob, baby brother Chris, and Chris's wife Sara sitting on a couch watching a recording of someone else playing the Sega game Altered Beast and commenting on the game. It is so sublimely dumb and pathetic that I stepped away from Bob for a bit just to collect myself, but only for a bit. I'll keep saying it because it's true, Bob is truly fascinating to me. He's deplorable, horrible, bizzarely hateful, yet he's so inept, dumb, and impotent that he's below contempt. He is purely human.

Just look at this, the guy is 100% a retard.

 

[Flexo]

I couldn't help myself.

 

[Neko GF]

https://twitter.com/clinton1550/status/1305289426986172418 (Archive)

She should give it a watch, especially from 1:02:40 - 1:05:25. Get a good idea of Robert's belfies.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

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She should give it a watch, especially from 1:02:40 - 1:05:25. Get a good idea of Robert's belfies.

Good job, Bob and Bob fan. You just let everyone know about said video and guaranteed at least some will go watch it.

 

[Flexo]

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She should give it a watch, especially from 1:02:40 - 1:05:25. Get a good idea of Robert's belfies.

Is this why Bob is such a hilary fan? Because one of his hottest followers is also named clinton?

 

[Chan the Wizard]

Just look at this, the guy is 100% a retard.
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Surrounds himself with children’s toys and games. Lives in a basement. Pedo glasses.
Starting to see why MovieBob is defending Cuties so hard.

Is this why Bob is such a hilary fan? Because one of his hottest followers is also named clinton?

nah it’s another weird dude

One of those two

 

[Flexo]

nah it’s another weird dude
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One of those two

Hmm... you think Bob realizes this or do you think he believes the avatar is who they are?

 

[None Drunk Username]

If NYC or LA is so great Bob, why don't you live at either of those places!?

There are no "basement apartments" for him to "rent."

 

[Positron]

But do we actually know that he exists?

No Republican ever acknowledged Bob's existence, ergo he is a real thing.

We will reach 3K pages before October, simply because Bobby can't stop playing the pedo's advocate:

Tactics, targets. Folks!

More "targeted harassment":



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More Netflix.

Sound boring; so many male actors have used this plot before, but mah BIPOC woman!

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Poor Bobby. The Trump virus has stopped his dastardly plan for global consumption:


While the battlefront has now moved on to Netflix's pedo porn, Bobby has not neglect covering up the bases. Here he is talking about MKUltra -- with Dan Olsen, of all people -- again:

No, Bobby was not "harassed". He was ridiculed for claiming MKUltra was a conspiracy theory.

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You can always count on Bobby to deliver the most insightful political commentry:


Bob cares about child molestation, as long as the suspect supported Trump:


NO YOU!!!!!


QAnon:


In today's Bobby's Angels, Ellie Troon reveals his aspiration to be the Wachowskis brothers (the 23dgy for u early Wachowskis only please) What injustice that no one has offered to collaborate with him!

This is probably a bad idea but I need to get some frustrations out. Full disclosure: this is a frustrated artist rant, I want to make art, I can't bc no one will collaborate with me and I am not satisfied with prose, and so I've resigned myself to a stable office job.

My dreams of making stories will die whenever I die, but hopefully I'll be able to live a comfortable life making websites or whatever.

But anyway, the rant: I hate transfem aesthetics when it comes to art. It permeates EVERYTHING and if you don't want to be treated as a freak among freaks you're expected to buy into it. It's either pastel coated uwu purity, or irony-tinged kinky sex with uncomfortable to me levels of graphicness. There's no concern for fiction about tension or action unless it's sexual tension, and honestly even the sexual stuff gets pastel tinged. I would assume this was a function of earlier transitioners being more common and gaining access to more feminine socialization earlier, so they didn't grow up with action movies and stuff, but that's clearly not the case since this decline happened TO THE WACHOWSKIS.

Like, the Wachowskis in 1996 made this beautiful, violent film that just happened to be about two lesbians behaving like a heterosexual couple in a crime misadventure film. Honestly probably the best film ever made. Earnest, beautiful, unironic. Then in 1999 they made a hyperstylized, ultraviolent for the time, goth-aesthetic pseudocyberpunk thriller. It was great.

By 2012 they were making these sunlight tinged odes to the human spirit.

By 2015 or whenever Sense8 started they were making stories about people who have orgies in their minds and just feel, so much feelings, about love. It's like the edge was literally forcibly drained from the Wachowskis

This is what trans women creators, with some notable exceptions, make. None of them want to make a lesbian western or crime drama. They want to make tentacle dating sims or whatever. Which would be fine if it wasn't THE AESTHETIC. And then I feel besieged for liking a queer themed game by cishet people. NONE OF YOU ARE MAKING SHT I WANT TO CONSUME "IN THE COMMUNITY" NOR ARE YOU HELPING ME MAKE IT. STOP TELLING ME I SHOULD OPPOSE CISHETS GIVING ME WHAT I WANT, MY LIFE IS ALREADY MISERY WHAT THE FUCK. Not that either deserves shaming but, I feel like in the transfem community "liking normal media like cis people like, but wanting queer people in it" is treated the same way "having extremely niche and weird kinks" is among cishets.

Like at best it's like "ok, buddy, you go enjoy that, I'll be over here enjoying my thing that I'm not SAYING is objectively morally and aesthetically better and makes me a better person, but, I mean". Make my world and existence better so I can stand to exist without escapism if you intend to take my escapism away from me

And no I cannot subsist on your sprite games about dating tentacle girls while doing incredibly difficult bullet hell puzzles and learning violence is bad

Meanwhile Sir Bob is concerned because Chinky Tits is assaulted by a western tranny, all over the definition of the word "mill":



Simp: