Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

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How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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So I know that he's talking about us here. Because if it was anyone else he would specifically name the website. He always avoids mentioning Kiwi Farms by name.

What I want to know is how was this site originally meant for sharing child pornography? Care to explain Bob? Especially since you have a history of defending people connected to child pornography?
He might be referring to 8chan, another one of those boogeymen that leftists on Twitter refuse to name because something something Voldemort I guess. It's another lie that was spread around by Dan Olson, who deliberately posted CP to the boards and then tried to claim that it was nothing but a den of pedos. I think it wasn't technically child porn in America, but the images would have been considered that in Canada where ol' Dan lives. Still, the irony of downloading child porn to smear another website as being a host for it was clearly lost on him.

Either way, doesn't matter, 8chan got smeared as a pedo site and that's all that retarded lefties like Bobbo know about it. The actual origins as an experimental imageboard where anyone could create a board for whatever topic they wanted to (basically Reddit but as a chan) have been lost to time.
 
He might be referring to 8chan, another one of those boogeymen that leftists on Twitter refuse to name because something something Voldemort I guess. It's another lie that was spread around by Dan Olson, who deliberately posted CP to the boards and then tried to claim that it was nothing but a den of pedos. I think it wasn't technically child porn in America, but the images would have been considered that in Canada where ol' Dan lives. Still, the irony of downloading child porn to smear another website as being a host for it was clearly lost on him.

Either way, doesn't matter, 8chan got smeared as a pedo site and that's all that retarded lefties like Bobbo know about it. The actual origins as an experimental imageboard where anyone could create a board for whatever topic they wanted to (basically Reddit but as a chan) have been lost to time.
Not to mention that he literally defended the softcore child pornography film and just stood on that hill.
 
If Bob considers himself "intellectually evolved" then I believe we need a giant asteroid to hit the Earth so evolution can start over.

"Intellectually evolved" simply means whatever Bob believes is right and logical. I am honestly impressed though Bob can repeat the same Bobisms and still manage to have a fresh take on his hot takes as we edge getting 3k towards this page on Bob. I am honestly believing we might get 3.5k by the end of the year if the election plays out as I think it will.
 
"...terrorize myself, my family, blah blah blah."
Laughing at your book and the fact that you missed your grandma funeral to install an air-con unit is not "terrorizing".

"They aren't looters! They make memorial art!"
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These people dump their junk in public place, and this is already legally dubious. But of course BIPOCs and their slaves are above the law.

Only the basement-dwelling, craft-beer chugging Chipman Boys are entitled to talk about good and evil; anyone else saying so -- even when their lives are regularly on the line -- is "terrifying":
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Ammos are only "freedom seeds" if they are used by BIPOCs and Antifa.

No one cares about Chris's home renovation, and he is stupid if he expected anyone to:
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Since when is Bobby against "essentialism"? Everything Bobby ever said is essentialist to an absurd, even a self-deconstructing reductio ad absurdum, extreme. Mayo ghouls are by their very essence religious, racist, and evil. And I don't get how Bobby drew his conclusion from what Ahmad said.

"Smart people party":
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Most people aren't as smart as Bob (at least he doesn't use the old humble brag "which is frightening considering I'm not really that smart" this time)
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It's clearer to me now: smartness is an "identity", so Bobby is free to identify as smart!

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Chris Hayes's thread. I don't know what exactly Bobby wants to fuck.

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If Bobby really believed this pile of gibberish, he has to concede that:
1) Hillary Rodham, smart woman she is, understood that no one ever won the primary through policy, but by appealing to the emotion and base instincts of stupid people.
2) Hillary Rodham, pragmatic woman she is, has indeed appealed to emotion and base instincts of stupid people in her campaign.
3) She lost the contest of intellectual and creative strength because she is worse than Trump.
4) Bobby should simply shut up.

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Bobby wants to rid the Supreme Court of all Republicans:
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"Doesn't have to be a witch-hunt" but of course it can be. After all there is no such thing as... (I'm sure you can complete the sentence).

Tired bullshit about election college:
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Trump killed Halloween!
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No fucking idea about this one:
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"Fucking Love Science" means you have to "Fucking Love Abortion" as well.
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The thread is hijacked by a soyboy who extols the virtue of women having lots and lots of sex. While this is of course outside Bobby's sphere of knowledge, he manages to slip in a stupid joke:
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Yup, people object to sexual objectification precisely because it turns them on. Tell that to your feminist friends, especially Anita Whatshername!

Bobby gets called out for mansplaining:
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To see what "woke colonialism" looks like, look at any American college. Or if you prefer to stay within walking distance, check out your local library:

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Makes you nostalgic for the Non-woke Colonizers with their tricorne hats doesn't it?

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Bobby discusses Heavenly Creature with Chaser Chu, and somehow he has to slip in a slur against J. K. Rowling:
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Simp:
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Bob likes to frame the whole "I FUCKING LOVE ENDING FETUSES" thing as a scientific thing, but science doesn't tell us that a fetus isn't human OR a "person". Science does tell us the fetus has Hyooman DNA, so it can't NOT be hyooman, at least. Whether or not it's a "person", however, is a LEGAL question (and a moral and probably Metaphysical question), not a scientific one. Y'know, as in, "Person Under the Law." Which Ironically enough, has been denied to the very minorities Blob claims to stan for.
Belief in a "sky daddy" is not required to have the mindset that a fetal life is deserving of protection from arbitrary, unnecessary annihilation.

TL;DR, bob isn't as smart or scientific as he thinks he is.
 
Bob likes to frame the whole "I FUCKING LOVE ENDING FETUSES" thing as a scientific thing, but science doesn't tell us that a fetus isn't human OR a "person". Science does tell us the fetus has Hyooman DNA, so it can't NOT be hyooman, at least. Whether or not it's a "person", however, is a LEGAL question (and a moral and probably Metaphysical question), not a scientific one. Y'know, as in, "Person Under the Law." Which Ironically enough, has been denied to the very minorities Blob claims to stan for.
Belief in a "sky daddy" is not required to have the mindset that a fetal life is deserving of protection from arbitrary, unnecessary annihilation.

TL;DR, bob isn't as smart or scientific as he thinks he is.

Bob likes abortion because he thinks doing so will win him enough feminine approval to inseminate a future abortion of his very own. Too bad for him the women who screech about abortion the loudest are the ugly ones who have the least chance of being inseminated.
 
Bob likes to frame the whole "I FUCKING LOVE ENDING FETUSES" thing as a scientific thing, but science doesn't tell us that a fetus isn't human OR a "person". Science does tell us the fetus has Hyooman DNA, so it can't NOT be hyooman, at least. Whether or not it's a "person", however, is a LEGAL question (and a moral and probably Metaphysical question), not a scientific one. Y'know, as in, "Person Under the Law." Which Ironically enough, has been denied to the very minorities Blob claims to stan for.
Belief in a "sky daddy" is not required to have the mindset that a fetal life is deserving of protection from arbitrary, unnecessary annihilation.

TL;DR, bob isn't as smart or scientific as he thinks he is.
Bob's view of intelligence in general is extremely black and white which is influenced from media of how a lot of smart characters are essentially good guys while dummies are bad guys. Any villain who is smart is something Bob discredits for the most part (except the villain from Chronicle and Magneto) as a mental illness or not being that intelligent to begin with. Bob basically conflates being intelligent with being a virtuous person which is dumb because morality and intelligence do not overlap from each other as there could be a sociopathic CEO that's intelligent while there is a poor high school drop out living a minimum wage job that is a very virtuous person.

Bob however does not understand this and believes that intelligence automatically makes someone morally superior while being stupid makes them evil (as evidenced by Bob's constant tweets about killing stupid people). He even goes as far as to say that stupidity is even worse than ignorance, which is ironic given Bob is a major idiot who blindly believes everything at the surface value that fits his beliefs while being ignorant of stupid people being human as how he believes everyone who lives in a red state is objectively evil and should be treated as creatures that should be nuked despite how obviously stupid that is.
 
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Bob's view of intelligence in general is extremely black and white which is influenced from media of how a lot of smart characters are essentially good guys while dummies are bad guys. Any villain who is smart is something Bob discredits for the most part (such as the villain from Chronicle and Magneto) as a mental illness or not being that intelligent to begin with. Bob basically conflates being intelligent with being a virtuous person which is dumb because morality and intelligence do not overlap from each other as there could be a sociopathic CEO that's intelligent while there is a poor high school drop out living a minimum wage job that is a very virtuous person.

Bob however does not understand this and believes that intelligence automatically makes someone morally superior while being stupid makes them evil (as evidenced by Bob's constant tweets about killing stupid people). He even goes as far as to say that stupidity is even worse than ignorance, which is ironic given Bob is a major idiot who blindly believes everything at the surface value that fits his beliefs while being ignorant of stupid people being human as how he believes everyone who lives in a red state is objectively evil and should be treated as creatures that should be nuked despite how obviously stupid that is.
I suppose after all that, it goes without saying that Bob doesn't understand what morality actually is.
 
Here ya go. A not-8-year-old eugenics tweet:

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Remember, this smoothbrain got his entire idea of the future from a dated tour ride at EPCOT from 30 years ago and has never changed it or bothered to learn anything about what he saw. He still clings to some of the ads they had, including ones from the rocket age provided by Otis.

He is the Orc.
Bob's view of intelligence in general is extremely black and white which is influenced from media of how a lot of smart characters are essentially good guys while dummies are bad guys. Any villain who is smart is something Bob discredits for the most part (except the villain from Chronicle and Magneto) as a mental illness or not being that intelligent to begin with. Bob basically conflates being intelligent with being a virtuous person which is dumb because morality and intelligence do not overlap from each other as there could be a sociopathic CEO that's intelligent while there is a poor high school drop out living a minimum wage job that is a very virtuous person.

Bob however does not understand this and believes that intelligence automatically makes someone morally superior while being stupid makes them evil (as evidenced by Bob's constant tweets about killing stupid people). He even goes as far as to say that stupidity is even worse than ignorance, which is ironic given Bob is a major idiot who blindly believes everything at the surface value that fits his beliefs while being ignorant of stupid people being human as how he believes everyone who lives in a red state is objectively evil and should be treated as creatures that should be nuked despite how obviously stupid that is.
It's even funnier because it's clear that he knows he isn't remotely smart and gets really pissy when you highlight this (it's why he sulks and hates IQ tests and why he has to admit he lacks the smart part of being a nerd). So he tries to desperately hide and pretend that he is by googling random shit whenever people mock his stupidity.

So by his own tardlogic, he's evil for being a dumbdumb. But this is what happens when you dabble in Objectivism or LeVayan Satanism.
 
Bob is a visual person, everything is all about looks to him. His favorite movies are ones that are light on story but very heavy on the visuals. Stuff like the MCU or Mulan remake where stuff is constantly happening on screen, where cgi explosions and highly choreographed fights are the main selling points. The action scenes in those kinds of films are pretty impressive at times, but its all style no substance. There is no reason to care about the action scenes because the characters act in ways that take you out of the story; either they are too jokey during supposed times of crisis or are so overpowered and devoid of personality you don't really care what happens to them, but hey that laser fight scene was cool amiright? At their worst those films are nothing but a bunch of colors on screen but Bob loves them because they look cool.

A week or two ago he was posting pictures of Singapore's airport saying people should emulate them, not realizing or caring that Singapore has a very authoritarian government and having an impressive looking airport isn't worth the loss of freedom. Its a distraction from the problems at the core of their society, meant to show how advanced their country is just look the other way when you get fined 500 dollars for littering or caned for jaywalking. To him the future needs to psychically change how society looks to show we have made progress, its like his view of evolution and changing is pokemon or something whereas things change they physically get bigger and better. Even though your cell phone has more computing power than the biggest supercomputer from 1969 unless it has pylons emitting electricity from it then its not a visual representation of the future.

Like you said our current world has achieved a lot of what Bob wants out of the SUPERIOR FUTURE but in a more efficient way. One of the biggest reason why all those doomsday scenarios people have put out over the years like Malthusian collapse, Peak Oil, and Climate Change drowning New York by 2010 is because we get more efficient with technology and use less resources. Society has progressed over the last 50 years because the auto industry has created more efficient engines for buses that use less gas than before and has experimented with hybrid vehicles using renewable fuels, not because it put a shiny looking monorail that looks cool but can only go from point A to point B. The worlds universities may not be awesome looking Art Deco buildings made of glass with spires, they're a bunch of brick and mortar buildings but they can instantly communicate with sister university's across the world and your student email grants you access to knowledge from hundreds of library's for free. I know I live in a sort-of superior future compared to my Dad because when he was in college he was still using an abacus and cardboard punch cards while I was using the calculator on my cell phone between quick sessions of Candy Crush and Cookie Clicker.

As cool looking as these buildings are they are not a real representation of mankind's scientific and technological progress but Bob because of his limited mental capacity thinks a visual change to society is indicative of change and progress. He is so ignorant and so anti-intellectual he will never look into how society works and see all of the details that make it work, preferring to have societal progress spelled out to him in the most obvious way because that's the only way he can understand anything. All visual not mental.

Actually scratch everything I just said. Its easier to call him a retard and move on.
So does he worship the stuff they build in Dubai &c.? Since their society consists of Sheikhs with near-infinite money and disposable laborers they're the one society on earth that's most likely to actually to build these impractical hyper-modern glass palaces for him to gawk at. Maybe that's part of why he doesn't hit Islam with the "Dark Age goatfucker religion" characterisation that someone like Thunderf00t would use, rather than purely pandering to his SJW friends.
 
So does he worship the stuff they build in Dubai &c.? Since their society consists of Sheikhs with near-infinite money and disposable laborers they're the one society on earth that's most likely to actually to build these impractical hyper-modern glass palaces for him to gawk at. Maybe that's part of why he doesn't hit Islam with the "Dark Age goatfucker religion" characterisation that someone like Thunderf00t would use, rather than purely pandering to his SJW friends.
Too new for him, since his cargo cult worship of science like the mongo he is hails mainly from a mix of Star Trek parodies he's heard of, EPCOT, Ayn Rand's cliff notes guides, and whatever other z-grade sci-fi cartoons that was from the '80s. Probably Bill Nye's show and the Magic School Bus too.
 
His ego is largely tied with his self-perceived intellect to armour against his other failings, he mistakes his fondness for nerd culture trappings and pop culture for a deeper understanding. If he's stupid he really doesnt have anything going for him since he's also a bit of prick, ugly and in poor health.
He's ultimatly quite stupid but it's because he doesnt acknowlague his emotive side rather than any natural stupidity, he never considers that emotion precedes thought and thought precedes language. This means he goes with his initial emotions and then wastes a lot of time rationalizing it to come to really bad take

Bobs not naturally dumb, his problem is he's average and never says ""okay I'm angry lets take a step back and consider this." or "my emotions are clouding my judgement. " he's stupid by choice and not nature which contrasts with many other lolcows who are naturally stupid.
 
Bob again lacking the power of any foresight and how this kind of thinking will be used against him. Though to be fair, there is not a single person, even trannies, that would ever hashtag me 2 Bob as there is not a single thing, even on social status level, to gain by bringing Bob down.
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Fun fact! I had to click the tweet link Bob quoted in this last one to bring it up. I thought it was deleted but no. She's just got Bob blocked.
So I know that he's talking about us here. Because if it was anyone else he would specifically name the website. He always avoids mentioning Kiwi Farms by name.

What I want to know is how was this site originally meant for sharing child pornography? Care to explain Bob? Especially since you have a history of defending people connected to child pornography?
You are right. He will name drop 8chan.
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The thing with the CP, I imagine, is possibly one of two things:

1. He's such a disengeous, exceptional individual that he'll label anything that does what we do as child pornographers

2. He's such a creepy and obsessive exceptional individual that he knows Null worked on 8chan and owns this site so Bob will just throw out the tired Vordy line of Null being a chester.

either are a possibility in my no good, badbad, and flat out evil flyover state brain.
 
Bob's view of intelligence in general is extremely black and white which is influenced from media of how a lot of smart characters are essentially good guys while dummies are bad guys. Any villain who is smart is something Bob discredits for the most part (except the villain from Chronicle and Magneto) as a mental illness or not being that intelligent to begin with. Bob basically conflates being intelligent with being a virtuous person which is dumb because morality and intelligence do not overlap from each other as there could be a sociopathic CEO that's intelligent while there is a poor high school drop out living a minimum wage job that is a very virtuous person.

Bob however does not understand this and believes that intelligence automatically makes someone morally superior while being stupid makes them evil (as evidenced by Bob's constant tweets about killing stupid people). He even goes as far as to say that stupidity is even worse than ignorance, which is ironic given Bob is a major idiot who blindly believes everything at the surface value that fits his beliefs while being ignorant of stupid people being human as how he believes everyone who lives in a red state is objectively evil and should be treated as creatures that should be nuked despite how obviously stupid that is.
It's hilarious how unintentionally appropriate Bob's child-like view of intelligence and morality is when reflected upon him. Bob is a loathsome person, and he is also not particularly intelligent.
 
Bob: pro-life is bad.

Also Bob: Chinese sweatshops and kids being fingered by my anti-gamergate cliques, good.

Bob: I'm a man of science.

Also bob: but I can't understand the science of cholesterol and wrote a shitty book about vidya.

Bob: I hate rural people. They are all hillbilly methods addicts.

Also Bob: i hate stereotypes against the groups I'm in.

Bob: I'm a techno wizard

Also bob: I have trouble with green screens and blood sugar readers.
 
Bob: pro-life is bad.

Also Bob: Chinese sweatshops and kids being fingered by my anti-gamergate cliques, good.

Bob: I'm a man of science.

Also bob: but I can't understand the science of cholesterol and wrote a shitty book about vidya.

Bob: I hate rural people. They are all hillbilly methods addicts.

Also Bob: i hate stereotypes against the groups I'm in.

Bob: I'm a techno wizard

Also bob: I have trouble with green screens and blood sugar readers.
The duality of Bob Chipman is covered in hypocrisy, sugar, butter, and fat.
 
You are right. He will name drop 8chan.

I think his aversion to mentioning us is pretty simple: he doesn't want anyone finding this thread, because (aberrations like Spetznaz the Spaz aside) there's very little stalking or "targeted harassment" here, and, more importantly, it's an exhaustive catalogue of what a hateful but laughable shithead he is.
 
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