Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

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How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?

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Rei is shit said:
Man that china post really got him going.
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I'll grant Bobby two things: 1) it is extremely hypocritical to hate America while stanning for China. Speaks volumes about his self-awareness. 2) Peter Coffin is nuts and he doesn't know jack sqat about China.

"Horn section in a John Williams score?" I doubt he can recognize a horn when they stick one up his fat ass.
(Note to cultural posers: never say "French Horn" like Bobby just did; the instrument is just "Horn".)

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Bobby shits on a successful Christian woman, Amy Coney Barrett.
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Protip: such rampant Fedoraism is antithetical to the BIPOC groups whose asses Bobby is eager to kiss.

Bobby tells a woman to "grow the hell up"
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The fault of Bobby's saying lies in that ISIS is a well-defined group while "Chistofascists" are not.

Bobby's Fedoraism looks even more immature and asinine if you read Hessick's very reasonable remarks:
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Same old tirade about the election college:
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Comic nerds, this is your time to shine! Bobby shares some "problematic" comic panels:
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"Macho Steven's Universe"
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"Queer-coded"
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(I have a feeling, dear comics nerds, that your comments will push this thread to the Glorious 3K)

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Guardians of the Galaxy, daddy issues, plus a shout-out to The Abortion:
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Cow crossover with fellow Disney slave Tony Goldmark:
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In other news, Chris now needs your help more than ever!
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The Shadow said:
So the Dark Crystal is an expensive flop. Gee, sho could have seen that happening.

Again.

Cry some more, Blob.
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It was a really good show, but I'm guessing with Disney+ incorporating more original shows like Muppets Now and Earth to Ned into their lineup, Netflix might not be able to access the Jim Henson library anymore. Either that, or the more obvious reason that they don't want to risk catching Covid while filming a second season.

It still sucks that it was cancelled when there were a lot of unresolved cliffhangers (They just introduced the Garthim at the end of the first season, damn it!), but it's nothing too enraging. I'm still grateful for what we got.

Though I find it weird that Bob is willing to defend Cuties no matter how much everyone hates it to the point that it may be investigated by the DOJ for breaking child pornography laws, yet it's Age of Resistance getting cancelled that angers Bob enough to tell Netflix to fuck off. It really shows he has his priorities straight.
 
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I don't know what's sadder, Bob trying to play like he didn't find out about Metal Men 5 minutes ago or assuming Professor Utonium is a lift (because he's basically just a 50s non-mad scientist archetype.)

Could it be? Sure. But you'd assume a fedoruphoric like Bob would know of Hitchens' Razor.
 
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All the Henson based properties are being moved to Disney+ IIRC

I think this even includes shit like Bear in the Big Blue House and any and all puppetry shit they've done over the decades that was a TV show. Dark Crystal if it's going to get a sequel means the money is going to have to come out of a different company.

There's some weird legal fuckery with Sesame Street though. That's going to HBO Max however Sesame Street is also something PBS is invested in. But Disney has been wanting to make legal inroads to pull it away so it's theirs.

Remember Disney bought the Muppets and there is some clauses that expire for other Henson based stuff that would draw shit into Disney's hands. This also originally included The Fraggles but they've sat on the franchise and have done nothing with it.

I also want to mention that Disney could now release the full unedited episodes of the Muppet Babies since they now own all the movie clips featured in the episodes and the other stuff like the older monster movies has entered public domain.

I don't think Muppet Babies will ever get a new show, they're rumored to want to make a show about quintuplet baby yodas. They would cannibalize the market of shows that deranged white women watch and buy the stuffed toys and pretend that they're real babies and post embarrassing/borderline illegal shit on instagram.
 
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I also want to mention that Disney could now release the full unedited episodes of the Muppet Babies since they now own all the movie clips featured in the episodes and the other stuff like the older monster movies has entered public domain.
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... that is actually rather interesting. I'm too old to probably be able to get much out of them, even accounting for nostalgia, but the copyright status of that show has always been fascinating to me.
 
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Hearing all of this vulture capitalist corporate speak about beloved franchises aimed at children just makes me feel gross. I understand there's a lot of money at stake, but all of this financial fuckery just kills the spirit of the original works. It's like if I ordered a Spiderman impersonator to perform at my kids' birthday party, and a bunch of lawyers showed up and forced me to spend 1/2 hour signing forms in triplicate before letting some college student in a ratty Spiderman costume in to jump around and sign autographs. Meanwhile, the candles on the cake have nearly burned down low enough to set the cake on fire and half the children are crying or sleeping. I'd rather hire Sticky the Clown to perform at my party.
 
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Lord of the Large Pants said:
... that is actually rather interesting. I'm too old to probably be able to get much out of them, even accounting for nostalgia, but the copyright status of that show has always been fascinating to me.
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Supposedly, one of the animators at Toei Animation who worked on Muppet Babies was a fan of the Muppets (Fun Fact: Yasuo Yamada (the man behind the voice of Lupin III until he died in 1995) was the dub voice of Kermit the Frog), but hated Muppet Babies.
 
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REGENDarySumanai said:
Let me guess, you used two warp flutes to World 8 and proceeded from there?
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No, that's if you want to beat the game in under 10 minutes.

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Hearing all of this vulture capitalist corporate speak about beloved franchises aimed at children just makes me feel gross. I understand there's a lot of money at stake, but all of this financial fuckery just kills the spirit of the original works. It's like if I ordered a Spiderman impersonator to perform at my kids' birthday party, and a bunch of lawyers showed up and forced me to spend 1/2 hour signing forms in triplicate before letting some college student in a ratty Spiderman costume in to jump around and sign autographs. Meanwhile, the candles on the cake have nearly burned down low enough to set the cake on fire and half the children are crying or sleeping. I'd rather hire Sticky the Clown to perform at my party.
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We used to have like dozens to hundreds of different media companies in America and now we're down to like 6 or 8 major ones.
 
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Marissa Moira said:
All the Henson based properties are being moved to Disney+ IIRC

I think this even includes shit like Bear in the Big Blue House and any and all puppetry shit they've done over the decades that was a TV show. Dark Crystal if it's going to get a sequel means the money is going to have to come out of a different company.

There's some weird legal fuckery with Sesame Street though. That's going to HBO Max however Sesame Street is also something PBS is invested in. But Disney has been wanting to make legal inroads to pull it away so it's theirs.

Remember Disney bought the Muppets and there is some clauses that expire for other Henson based stuff that would draw shit into Disney's hands. This also originally included The Fraggles but they've sat on the franchise and have done nothing with it.

I also want to mention that Disney could now release the full unedited episodes of the Muppet Babies since they now own all the movie clips featured in the episodes and the other stuff like the older monster movies has entered public domain.

I don't think Muppet Babies will ever get a new show, they're rumored to want to make a show about quintuplet baby yodas. They would cannibalize the market of shows that deranged white women watch and buy the stuffed toys and pretend that they're real babies and post embarrassing/borderline illegal shit on instagram.
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There are three different properties in play. Henson had somewhat firewalled his empire before his untimely death. The Muppet's and related properties were bought by Disney. Sesame Street was in it's own holding controlled by Children's Television Workshop. That was recently more or less bought by HBO. the oddball Henson Productions stuff is it's own thing that is still owned by the Family and largely controlled by the son's. Dark Crystal and Labyrinth, are part of that. Along with some other properties such as The Storyteller, and post Jim Henson stuff such as Farscape (and that horribly bad puppet murder movie from last year, which literally had parts of the Henson Family suing other parts). I'm not sure where stuff like Bear in the Blue House or Fraggle Rock sits in all of that? Maybe with CTW?
 
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The Shadow said:
I don't know what's sadder, Bob trying to play like he didn't find out about Metal Men 5 minutes ago or assuming Professor Utonium is a lift (because he's basically just a 50s non-mad scientist archetype.)

Could it be? Sure. But you'd assume a fedoruphoric like Bob would know of Hitchens' Razor.
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Wait until he finds out about Princess Amethyst which he'll describe as "Steven Universe meets Sailor Moon meets She-Ra" and claim the magical girl genre is a lift. Maybe throw in some weird suggestion about adding an Asian lesbian.
 
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Wait until he finds out about Princess Amethyst which he'll describe as "Steven Universe meets Sailor Moon meets She-Ra" and claim the magical girl genre is a lift.
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Only to prove how ignorant he is about everything he talks about since Princess Knight was made in 1953, and The Secrets of Akko-Chan was created in 1962.

Hell, even an anime that basic bitches would know, Cutie Honey, predates Amethyst.
 
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Positron said:
I'll grant Bobby two things: 1) it is extremely hypocritical to hate America while stanning for China. Speaks volumes about his self-awareness. 2) Peter Coffin is nuts and he doesn't know jack sqat about China.

"Horn section in a John Williams score?" I doubt he can recognize a horn when they stick one up his fat ass.
(Note to cultural posers: never say "French Horn" like Bobby just did; the instrument is just "Horn".)

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Bobby shits on a successful Christian woman, Amy Coney Barrett.
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Protip: such rampant Fedoraism is antithetical to the BIPOC groups whose asses Bobby is eager to kiss.

Bobby tells a woman to "grow the hell up"
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The fault of Bobby's saying lies in that ISIS is a well-defined group while "Chistofascists" are not.

Bobby's Fedoraism looks even more immature and asinine if you read Hessick's very reasonable remarks:
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Same old tirade about the election college:
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Comic nerds, this is your time to shine! Bobby shares some "problematic" comic panels:
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"Macho Steven's Universe"
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"Queer-coded"
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Guardians of the Galaxy, daddy issues, plus a shout-out to The Abortion:
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Cow crossover with fellow Disney slave Tony Goldmark:
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Who gets a contractor for their home before they have the money? Even a crack whore knows to go suck some dicks before looking to score her fix.
 
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Who gets a contractor for their home before they have the money? Even a crack whore knows to go suck some dicks before looking to score her fix.
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Contractors won't waste their time on someone that's not gonna pay them. Contractors don't put up with scrubs without cash when there are people with cash in hand.

[muffled TLC plays in the distance]
 
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