Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Red Hood]

We had a lot of laughs when it was discovered that on Osama Bin Laden's computer were emulators of Mario games.

Anyway I'll find you the citation later today if nobody else has. (Should be on the OP.)

Were they hacked to give Mario a long beard and some bandoliers and called Super Mujihadeen Bros?

 

[TopTierHealer]

Looking forward to this.

4 years ago we had a gold mine of quotes that hold up to this day.
I wonder what he will come up with this year.

The Poland Invasion? The Nazis gave Eugenics a bad name? The medium sized meal for an average guy fast food meal? Or when he got shut down by a black guy for not being woke enough and called cinema Roberto by hbomberguy on the same week?

So many good memories this year

 

[breadandcircuses]

You can tell what the Founding Fathers really cared about just by looking at the Bill of Rights.

The Quartering of Soldiers was so important to them that it's the Third Amendment.

 

[Wulfpack Legend]

Brief mention of Bob at around the 7 minute mark.

 

[Quixotic Man]

Bob simps for China, gets in to slap fight.

 

[Table Country]

if anyone figures out how to predict and prevent earthquakes and volcanoes - and thus tsunamis - it sure as fuck won't be you.

It's pretty easy to predict geological disruptions when you're someone as monumental as Chipman. An earthquake? Bob stubbed his toe. A volcano? A particularly wet fart. God help us if the whole Chipman clan collectively fell over.

Addendum to Bobby's Angels:
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you can't misgender me when i'm the whole spectrum

...Too easy.

 

[Jetpack Himmler]

Bob simps for China, gets in to slap fight.

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No, Bob. That means most, in not all, of said billionaires are members of the CCP getting rich off the system that has transformed into an oligarchy.

 

[Rei is shit]

Man that china post really got him going.

(I'm done now)

Robert replies because he saw a tweet that said 'buffet'


NOOOOOOOOO I MUST CONSUME NETFLIX


just lol

 

[Marissa Moira]

Chris has committed an even more basic error. The Bible "as we have it" absolutely was NOT compiled by "17th century white dudes", as though the KJV is "The Bible".

The selection of books was formed by centuries of church consensus, not any one individual or committee (which is why Catholic and Protestant canons differ slightly). Even then, that canon was extremely well established by the time the KJV came out.

And while he's entirely correct that a lot of translations in the KJV (and even translations today) are politically and theologically motivated, any retard can compare translations side by side and see where that's taken place. Even if you're not a Hebrew/Greek speaker, there are plenty of resources on the difficult and controversial translation choices. Not to mention that modern translations have FAR MORE manuscript evidence than older ones. Modern translations aren't revisions of the KJV, the vast majority of them are entirely new, using the best compiled manuscripts available (which, while not perfect, are generally reckoned to be pretty damn close). They're more accurate, not less.

Maybe Chis should've been held back a couple grades in Catholic school.

Christianity has a long and interesting history when it comes to canon and how the different sects preserved certain works(or just how monks and other scholars went about preserving information in general) and it gets thrown out because they want to hate on the religion because their only exposure is Televangelists and society has deemed Christianity the safe religion to hate.

 

[A Big Bumbling Black Man]

Man that china post really got him going.
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(I'm done now)

"Captain America will outlive America" is quintessential Bob, in other words, perspective-free fake woke capeshit consoomer corporatist neoliberalism.

 

[Captain Marvelous]

"Captain America will outlive America" is quintessential Bob, in other words, perspective-free fake woke capeshit consoomer corporatist neoliberalism.

Yes, Captain America will totally outlive America. Just like how Battle Cossack outlived the Soviet Union instead of becoming a relic of the late 1970's.

 

[Adamska]

Man that china post really got him going.
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That's a lot of typed diarrhea just to say he has an autistic love of China because they're legally able to get away with genocide and murdering people who disagree with them.

Amusing to see a person who is clearly a fascist defend a crumbling state whose incompetence is leading to a massive disaster unless they get lucky and the dam breaks in just the right way. Amusing he simps for a nation that literally builds bridges out of garbage.

 

[Marissa Moira]

That's a lot of typed diarrhea just to say he has an autistic love of China because they're legally able to get away with genocide and murdering people who disagree with them.

Amusing to see a person who is clearly a fascist defend a crumbling state whose incompetence is leading to a massive disaster unless they get lucky and the dam breaks in just the right way. Amusing he simps for a nation that literally builds bridges out of garbage.

Hold it there friendo, China and Iran exist to keep the United States in check so those fucking Yankees don't go around taking over the world and ruining indigenous cultures so I can still have an exotic place to vacation and rub my social circle's noses in via social media.

 

[Flexo]

So according to Bob, Al Qaeda launched an attack on the World Trade Center because they really liked Goldeneye?

Alright, because I am in a mood this week (things finally turned around in the girder factory), I'll dig some of this up. A lot of the meme is cobbled together from rando Bob points over the years (like he'll do a brief tangent sentence in the middle of one of his rapid-fire videos). For now, I'll concentrate on digging the lore out of his book.

Which was posted way back on page 2735 btw.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/bob-moviebob-chipman.5873/page-2735#post-6631772

. . .

Hmm.... can't find it yet. Maybe it was an earlier blog post. But dear lord this book... I get the feeling @Mola Ram and I could roast it something fierce.

Spoiler: From section about the game

While traveling through levels, the objective is to reach the goal without being killed and sent back to the Map Screen – such deaths coming from collision with an enemy, enemy projectile, lethal hazard (spikes, lava), or falling into a pit. “Death” is instant from hits while Mario is in his standard or “small” form, while most hits taken while Super or otherwise “PoweredUp” will simply revert you to the next less-powerful form. Lava and pits, however, are instant-killers no matter what form you are in

Spoiler: From INTRO of the section about the game

On the one hand, that’s perhaps not something I should be too concerned with since the “target audience” for a book of this type can be safely assumed to have a comfortable familiarity with the subject, i.e. if you’ve read this far you probably don’t need to be told what a Goomba is. However, since keeping everyone on the same page and having a solid on-hand reference is unquestionably a good idea, that’ll be the purpose of this section: to name, identify, and describe the various “pieces” that make up “Super Mario Bros. 3.”

 

[Mola Ram]

Alright, because I am in a mood this week (things finally turned around in the girder factory), I'll dig some of this up. A lot of the meme is cobbled together from rando Bob points over the years (like he'll do a brief tangent sentence in the middle of one of his rapid-fire videos). For now, I'll concentrate on digging the lore out of his book.

Which was posted way back on page 2735 btw.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/bob-moviebob-chipman.5873/page-2735#post-6631772

. . .

Hmm.... can't find it yet. Maybe it was an earlier blog post. But dear lord this book... I get the feeling @Mola Ram and I could roast it something fierce.

Spoiler: From section about the game

While traveling through levels, the objective is to reach the goal without being killed and sent back to the Map Screen – such deaths coming from collision with an enemy, enemy projectile, lethal hazard (spikes, lava), or falling into a pit. “Death” is instant from hits while Mario is in his standard or “small” form, while most hits taken while Super or otherwise “PoweredUp” will simply revert you to the next less-powerful form. Lava and pits, however, are instant-killers no matter what form you are in

Spoiler: From INTRO of the section about the game

On the one hand, that’s perhaps not something I should be too concerned with since the “target audience” for a book of this type can be safely assumed to have a comfortable familiarity with the subject, i.e. if you’ve read this far you probably don’t need to be told what a Goomba is. However, since keeping everyone on the same page and having a solid on-hand reference is unquestionably a good idea, that’ll be the purpose of this section: to name, identify, and describe the various “pieces” that make up “Super Mario Bros. 3.”

If you make me read this piece of shit, I can't promise I'm not finally going to break, drive up to Lynn, and murder Bob by feeding him a bucket of red hot cast iron quotation marks.

Sorry, that's a "joke," by which I mean a "humorous" exaggeration, a "tall-tale," if you "will."

 

[LordofCringe7206]

If you make me read this piece of shit, I can't promise I'm not finally going to break, drive up to Lynn, and murder Bob by feeding him a bucket of red hot cast iron quotation marks.

Sorry, that's a "joke," by which I mean a "humorous" exaggeration, a "tall-tale," if you "will."

I think the word you are searching for is "hyperbole" Mola.

 

[Flexo]

If you make me read this piece of shit, I can't promise I'm not finally going to break, drive up to Lynn, and murder Bob by feeding him a bucket of red hot cast iron quotation marks.

Sorry, that's a "joke," by which I mean a "humorous" exaggeration, a "tall-tale," if you "will."

You've got to break it up into chunks. I hadn't delved into depth into it and it's just so....

I mean, if anybody questions whether Bob is autistic, they need to read this book and see if it makes them reconsider. Here, i'm going to do a screen shot of a couple pages late in the book.

It's just.... random and surreal.

 

[Mola Ram]

You've got to break it up into chunks. I hadn't delved into depth into it and it's just so....

I mean, if anybody questions whether Bob is autistic, they need to read this book and see if it makes them reconsider. Here, i'm going to do a screen shot of a couple pages late in the book.
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It's just.... random and surreal.

Autistic? I suppose. Whatever you call it, Bob is obviously out of his goddamn mind.

 

[Marissa Moira]

It took me about 45 minutes to beat SMB 3, bob's book takes longer to read than to actually play and beat the game.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

The Poland Invasion? The Nazis gave Eugenics a bad name? The medium sized meal for an average guy fast food meal? Or when he got shut down by a black guy for not being woke enough and called cinema Roberto by hbomberguy on the same week?

So many good memories this year

Just wait until November. The salt he'll produce on Election Night will be like nothing we've ever seen. It will be glorious to behold.
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