Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

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How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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Look upon Bob's average sized meal, ye mighty, and despair.

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Oh, I'm despairing alright...

If that's what he thinks a small amount of food for an AVERAGE person is, I'd be terrified for what HE thinks is a small amount of food for himself.

Than again, this guy's brain is mostly gristle at this point, so...

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When even shuwu owns you, it's time to step off twitter for a while.

Jesus, she's a bloody idiot that can't have 2 coherent thoughts in her head and just co-opts the ideology of the dick she currently rides and even her 2 digit IQ can spot bad optics.

Do you want to start a poll whether Bob wrote that email himself?
Well since the email doesn't appear to be from @John Spetsnaz , I feel it's safe to say Bob wrote it himself or had his brother do it for him.
 
I forgot to add this due to the site being down but just a reminder that Bob hate women
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The replies that he loved so much that he retweeted them.
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And lastly, one last thing about Bobbyboi's "targeted harassment"
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Earn your forgiveness, bigot. Work hard and maybe we'll let you serve us at our tables maybe...
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lol jk! No forgiveness ever, you fucking invertebrates.
 
Well since the email doesn't appear to be from @John Spetsnaz , I feel it's safe to say Bob wrote it himself or had his brother do it for him.
It was probably written by him, why would anyone message him through his blog's Contact page instead of a Twitter DM or a direct e-mail?
It has some of the hallmarks of @John Spetsnaz.
-Calls Bob Robert as an obvious insult and only someone who reads this thread would know to use it like that.
-Johnny Boy usually tells Bob to kill himself.
-John also feels that he's targeted as he's supposedly autistic and from the writings I was able to find from him he will use that as a shield and a reason to sperg out.
-This is annoyingly spergy.
-John is very proud of his sperging and lets it show in his writing.

One thing that sticks out, and make me think it isn't John:
-The email address is not some form of John Spetsnaz nor is it signed with that name. Again, John is very proud of his sperging and wants the people he bugs to know it's from him. Though making an email address tedkaczynski117 does seem like a very 1337 GAYMURZ, autistic, Spetsnaz thing to do.

I don't know why Bob blurred out the domain (I think that's what you call it) but left the name up. Maybe it's to add possible credibility without the risk of someone trying to verify it themselves? I'm also doubly curious as to whom this person was making it clear to in the body. I'm also triply curious as to whom this was actually addressed to. Bob states in the tweet that he redacted it to protect the "colleague" but we all know that Bob has no mutuals that care about him. Also, the opening sentence is worded insanely weird for someone sending an angry letter to someone other than Bob
"I'm making it clear to (redacted) right now that you , Robert Chipman, thinks it's good..."
Bob also does say if the proceeding tweet that he believes that it was some "deranged person" who was harassing people around him and had been doing it for some time now. Bob is clearly hinting at this being John but Bob knows better than to name him and give him the attention he desperately wants.

In related news RIP
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Bob states in the tweet that he redacted it to protect the "colleague" but we all know that Bob has no mutuals that care about him. Also, the opening sentence is worded insanely weird for someone sending an angry letter to someone other than Bob

Yeah, that is one thing that is kinda weird with Robert, whenever he bellyaches about harrassement or when he needs to call out someone for targeting him, he always bring up that these harrassers are also going after his colleagues, which are, of course, part of a minority group.

I mean, it isn't hard to see why he does that, Robert is the big fighting Boston man, so he doesn't want to come across as a cry-baby, so when he calls out harassment, he does out of concern for those colleagues he is trying to defend.

But that begs the question, who is getting bundled together with Robert in shitposting? No one in The escapist crew is close to him in order to get in the same talking points, and same goes to his cadre of diverse friends on his Boston critics crew or whatever. That isn't even a question about being friends or close, but as far as the internet is concerned, Robert, and the shit that gets thrown his way, doesn't have any links to any "relevant" personality that would get hate by association or not. And that is not to mention that no one really interacts much with Robert either way, they usually ignore the guy.

Except for the troons.

And that is where Robert might have a leg to stand here, if anyone is putting one the Troons Robert simps to on blast, that emboldens the man to get on his high horse and act as if he standing tall against the hordes of evil.

Said that, I my autism isn't powerfull enough to think that Robert has send hate messagens to himself in order to "own" internet arguments, but I don't see anyone besides the Spetsnaz guy doing it either.
 
Yeah, that is one thing that is kinda weird with Robert, whenever he bellyaches about harrassement or when he needs to call out someone for targeting him, he always bring up that these harrassers are also going after his colleagues, which are, of course, part of a minority group.

I mean, it isn't hard to see why he does that, Robert is the big fighting Boston man, so he doesn't want to come across as a cry-baby, so when he calls out harassment, he does out of concern for those colleagues he is trying to defend.

I think it is also due to a few other reasons. I don't think he likes to stand on his own two feet. He always has be a part of some group, a united front. He doesn't just want to be Bob Chipman alone, Bob Chipman has to be apart of some clique.

I also think there's another reason that he'll rarely admit to: he's a hated person. Regardless of what front he puts on with his persona, he knows deep down he is not well liked. Not just by trolls, but by people he thinks are his friends or who pretend to like him (liked Lindsay Ellis). Even people he throws his support behind will rebuke him and tell him to fuck off for thinking he's on their side.

Bob probably mentions his "colleagues" because he knows it will be easier for people to rally against his detractors on the behalf of others rather than on the behalf of him. All because it's harder to sympathize with him due to his fucked up reputation.
 
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Ok, Bob...let's look at how the rest of the world handles abortion:

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He really thinks everywhere outside the midwest and southern U.S. is some progressive utopia.
Bob, like most American progressives, (and I'll be fair- a disproportionate number of Americans, period) Bob has a very skewed idea of how the rest of the world works. He ain't no man of the world.

When even shuwu owns you, it's time to step off twitter for a while.

Jesus, she's a bloody idiot that can't have 2 coherent thoughts in her head and just co-opts the ideology of the dick she currently rides and even her 2 digit IQ can spot bad optics.
But unlike Shoe, Bob is fat and I would not have sex with him.
 
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Illegal babies are innocent but white babies are just clumps of cells. Got it.

Bob is Batman:
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This is one of those rare times I agree with the Chipman bros:
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Bobby takes fucking walks:
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Such an obvious bait, everyone who swam by his Twitter took a bite.

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More about the latest "harassment". At least Tough Guy Bob can never be a "victim":
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Joe Biden is your last chance to "bomb" the country into Superior Future -- I'm not entirely comfortable with this turn of phrase, are you?
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I don't read Nazi. Anyone care to translate this?
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As usual, I'm not the only one who are baffled:
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No fucking idea with the following either; Googletranslate doesn't have Schizo-to-English yet:
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Indecipherable political word-salad (Bobby wants you to read the tweets by InGritty, although InGritty isn't exactly on the same wavelength as Bobby)
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Bobby rambles about protein source that won't go bad (i.e. Big Macs) and how it will benefit the world's poor (presumably by introducing them the wonders of his own "immune compromised condition"), while the differences between him and InGritty intensify. InGritty downright says Bobby's Superior Future won't ever materialize:
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Is InGritty a Breadtuber? He sure sounds like one.

Bobby thinks the current "elites" are "idiots and failgrandsons", presumably because not all of them are named Clinton.
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Breadtube:
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New video about MCU. I'm not watching it:
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In Bobby's Angels, Ellie Troon continues to be mad at "the Wizard Book Lady"
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Ellie Troon wants everyone to move to blue states in order to benefit greedy capitalists. Do It Faggot!
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Another troon yells at Harry Potter:
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We knew all along that Rowling is a hack and HP is just a bloated Cinderella tale. It's just odd that no one seems to want to talk about it -- until this year.

And Bobby confides that all capeshit are basically Cinderella tales, but it is okay because they are written by woke people, as opposed to "garbage person".
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Titty Wu demands equal representation in FBI wanted posters:
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AOC and her saggy tits send Bobby gibbering:
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P.S. The rooster eyes make their appearance again.
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"We're all Batman"?

If Bob was halfway competent he'd be closer to one of Batman's villains- I mean he's got Penguin's build, delusions of grandeur and "I'm better than you" affectations. He's just missing the umbrella and fashion sense.

Bob doesn't know what injustice is. Bob has never had to live uncomfortably, has never missed a meal. Bob is someone that preaches violent revenge against people he perceives as having the wrong opinions. Bob defends the indefensible because he thinks it'll look good to his friends.
 
Wow! The world has got really crazy in the past few days. I used to watch Moviebob's reviews a long time ago as a little kid. It seem's like to me he's afraid the Cuties "pedophile" thing is going to become the new "eugenics" that pops up next to his name on a google search. Once that happens, as a large old prematurely balding man, its over my dudes.
 
The Republican Party runs on Faith, Steel and Gunpowder? I know they love their pop-culture references but holy shit.
LET FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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Do it you tubby faggot. Rise up and tear everything down. I dare you. I triple dog dare you. Get your "chronic immunocompromised condition" ass out of your basement, hit the streets, and protect all those oppressed peoples you claim to fight for on the internet, internet tough guy.
What's with each side thinking the other is a bunch of ruthless, single-minded "ends-justify-the-means" sociopaths? Is it just a way to explain why the "good guys" aren't steamrolling despite having an alleged monopoly on admirable traits?
 
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Joe Biden is your last chance to "bomb" the country into Superior Future -- I'm not entirely comfortable with this turn of phrase, are you?
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Jesus effing Christ. There's so much stupid here, it's a wonder Bobby can even manage to remember to breathe.

First off, that's not what the SCOTUS is supposed to be doing, fuckwad. Legislation from the bench has been an increasingly big problem in recent years, where a judge or group of judges decides to "reinterpret" some existing law and inject a whole new meaning into it that wasn't there to begin with. Despite many people in the country continuing to be opposed to gay marriage (even the liberal paradise of California striking down a measure to legalize it), the Supreme Court decided to just magic it into existence by claiming that it was enshrined in existing civil rights laws, forcing people to accept it even if they didn't want to.

The problem is that this goes against the entire concept of separation of powers. The legislative branch is supposed to create the laws that govern our nation, while the judicial interprets and the executive enforces. Each branch has checks and balances against the others; for example, if the legislature creates a law that would annul a First Amendment right, the judiciary can strike that down as unconstitutional. But if the judiciary not only gets to interpret laws, but also de facto create laws, we now have a bunch of unelected judges (often with lifetime appointments, no less) that get to decide how the country is run, instead of a legislature that has a slow but steady change of members over the years.

Bob and others like him only care about short-term gratification. They love shit like the gay marriage legalization only because it serves as a big dopamine hit; they owned those damn Bible-thumping conservatards and the Superior Future™ is nigh! They don't even begin to consider the ramifications of legislating from the bench. All that matters is that they feel good about it.

Second, way to go oversimplifying the American Revolution, you fucking moron. Claiming that it was only because "a bunch of assholes didn't want to pay extra for their breakfast drink" is about the dumbest take I could possibly imagine...actually, scratch that, I legitimately would never have thought of that before I just read it. Congrats, Bobby, your opinions are worse than even I could have come up with. You're beyond parody.

Third, do you even understand how much it would take to change something as fundamental as the head of our judiciary branch? It's enshrined in the fucking Constitution. The process of replacing the SCOTUS with some other leftist-approved system would involve going through the amendment process, which would require a two-thirds majority in both chambers of Congress to propose it and a three-fourths majority of state legislatures to ratify it. Last I checked, the Democrats are nowhere close to having control of enough of those to pass an amendment like that, and no way in hell would Republicans go along with it.

Unless, of course, you're referring to overthrowing the government entirely and setting up a new one. To that I say, good fucking luck. We've seen the extent of what Antifa can do over the past few months of rioting: they pussy out at the first sign of confrontation. If these are the shock troops that are supposed to deliver the leftist utopia by overthrowing Drumpfler, then quite frankly, I think we have nothing to worry about.

Finally, Bob has no room to shittalk another person's intelligence, especially not Trump's. Setting aside all the complete wrong I just covered, if you were anywhere near the genius you envision yourself being, you wouldn't have an almost 3000-page thread on Kiwifarms.

I can't even bother with the rest of those tweets. So much idiocy condensed into a few sentences, it's almost given me a headache.
 
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Mayonaise ghouls engage in misogyny and racism because they don't have a Nintendo Switch to distract them. Who knows societal problems are so easy to solve?

Tough Robert issues a violent threat against a Republican senate:
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It is time for the right to find new superstitions. How about "transwomen are women", "nobody is illegal", and "a fetus is just a clump of cells" ?

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The anti-media sentiment is really anti-intellectualism (what Bobby replied to has been deleted):
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The following is a diversion of Peter Coffin's "China owes us" convo. Bobby is called out (again) for his piss-poor understanding of politics and public administration, and predictably he chalks it up as "bullying and harassment":
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Honestly, de-winging Bobby would be fun, if Bobby had wings.

When a troon speaks out, Bobby is made to admit that the bullying that he's endured for a third of his life wasn't really bullying:
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How easy it is to make a Tough Guy humble!

Another cheap diss to Peter Coffin (The "she" might refer to She0nhead, but that's not important)
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Why are you so cruel Senpai!!!!

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Addendum to Bobby's Angels:
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Bobby discusses political violence with his fellow angry man:
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The reply is so typically Robert: "I want the streets burned down as long as I am not the one who actually get up and do the burning", although, of course, Bobby still imagine himself as one of the "extraordinary" who bashes his political opponents until the gooey bits ooze out of their skulls.

I can't parse the following except that Bobby considers pushing J. K. Rowling in front of the bus a "correct" thing to do.
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White-knighting some random troon; all context has been obliterated:
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Bobby hanged around in tough white hoods when he grew up:
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Chris feels betrayed by the people he hangs out with. Swimming with sharks and all.
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Meanwhile Chris is wondering about the correlation between politics and religion:
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More discussion on Chris's Facebook:
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Chris has committed two very common errors among Christians. The first is that you should not evaluate the Bible based on the sinful behaviors of fallible human beings, even people in the church. The temptation to pass judgement is very understandable; I succumb to this even now, but Chris should bear this in mind if he were still in the flock (which he is no longer). The second is that you cannot take the Bible a la carte, I agree with this but object to that. If you have doubts about whatever part of the Bible you should ask for pastoral assistance.

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I have a similar experience as this person. The Senior Pastor in my church is very leftist (while his wife is extreme right), but he is spiritually sophisticated enough not to let politics become the stumbling block for the flock -- well, most of the time. I did very occasionally get angry at some of his throwaway comments -- and when I got angry at church matters, I pray and then talk it out with pastors.

There are more to this discussion; feel free to drop by Chris's Facebook.
 
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Illegal babies are innocent but white babies are just clumps of cells. Got it.

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As usual, I'm not the only one who are baffled:
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As far as his comment on Der Spiegel he is basically saying ''God Damn when you are German and you do not understand things like this''. Basically he feels like Germany is way to sympathetic to Trump supporters and not understanding of the danger of sexism and racism giving it's prior history.

As far as the Ace guy is conserned he says ''Did you not say that we should march into Poland again?''
 
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