Just gonna respond to a couple of these so that I don't go crazy (bless you for tolerating his feed long enough to cap these,
@Positron):
A year without
Black Widow. Peter Coffin can't resist a cheap crack at MCU's expense:
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Brevity is the soul of wit, so Pete's quick joke got a sensible chuckle out of me. Bob, meanwhile, gets booty-blasted over people making fun of his precious MCU. Since autists aren't good at picking up on humor, I really wonder if he was just never diagnosed.
It's almost like one setting takes pride in getting into the details of how stuff works, and the other is more about the adventure playing out. It's really not that clear a separation between the two (there's a lot of documentation on how the tech in Star Wars works, and there are fantastical elements in Trek), but as usual, Bob doesn't handle nuance well because he's a moron.
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"Uncle Pennybags", Part II. If you didn't sense the all-important tactic-target distinction before, Bobby is gracious enough to spelling it out for you.
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As you might expect, the longer Bobby writes, the more deranged and incomprehensible he gets:
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I'm not sure how much of this his interlocutor understood, but she sure has lost patience:
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If you think like Bob, you deserve the Fall.
It's really telling that Bob views people like Mitch McConnell and Brett Kavanaugh as "the worst human beings alive on the planet," and not, oh, I dunno, Winnie Jinping? Y'know, the bloated head of the CCP that imprisons or murders dissidents, is engaging in ethnic cleansing, and has generally been seeking to undermine the US to assert a Chinese global hegemony? No? Not ringing any bells, Blobbo?
Another funny part about his unhinged screeching here is his lament at wasting his time trying to empathize with bullies. As the adage goes, everyone's likely to meet an asshole every day, but if everyone you meet is an asshole, then the asshole is probably you. Bob's tisms probably had him completely fail to understand that nobody really gives a shit about Mario, and so he internalized that as "everyone hates me because I'm so much better than them." Instead of learning how to engage with people of different backgrounds, he shut himself off and made any rationalization that would save his ego. Hence, "they're just bullies and they're not worth anything."
Finally, dear god I cannot parse that analogy in that last tweet. Bob, lay off the word salad and eat an actual salad.
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Targeting the bad target is always THE WORST.
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This is why Trump needs to win reelection. I want these people to get even more unhinged that they're totally living in a fascist hellhole and screech about it for another four years. Then when it doesn't happen, there'll be four more years worth of things to make fun of them for. Please, keep telling me how you're
this close to getting rounded up and thrown in a camp, I
love it.
A 10-year-old girl is writing a script. Superior Future ensues.
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Chu-chu concurs:
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And that girl's name? Alberta Einstein.
Seriously, this "story" screams fake so much. What 10-year-old girl is trying to write a professional script? For what purpose? If this is for a school project, nobody's gonna care that it's not up to pro standards, because nobody's going to expect that. Nor is a 10-year-old going to even know anything about scriptwriting unless their parents are working in the industry, and even then they still probably won't, not even enough to berate their classmate about it. But dumbfucks like Bobby and Arthur will fall for it hook, line, and sinker because something something female empowerment.
