Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

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How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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*Memeology 101.

Different guy.
*Memology101
pronounced "mem-ology"

I can't wait for Bob to hemorrhage another anal gasket and accuse Memology of being an alt-right mayo ghoul.
Spoiler: He's actually a Honduran taco who recently managed to purchase his very own brick hut thanks to lolcows like Bob, congrats.
 
I wish I could remember where I heard it (possibly a talk by James Burke?) but I remember someone once making the point that conspiracy theorists are capable of maintaining - at the same time - the two completely contradictory beliefs that everyone involved in the conspiracy is essentially omnipotent and omniscient enough to control these vast organizations to commit and hide these atrocities... while at the same time being so powerless and stupid that they can be undermined by a few ‘true believers’ who have seen the completely obvious evidence that these geniuses couldn’t realize would expose their plans... (this is a fucking weak recap. If someone knows what the real quote is, please post it and @ me. I’m frankly embarrassed at being this far off.)

I think it’s something similar with Trump. They think that because he was in power at the time, any deaths could have potentially been stopped, and so any deaths that weren’t aren’t due to inability or systemic failures or simple ”time and circumstance”, but due to malfeasance and hatred.
"...Government is staffed with mostly well-intentioned but incompetent people... Conspiracy theorists reverse this: They think government is evil-intentioned but supremely competent. That's crazy-talk, Count Chocula."
Jonah Goldberg, National Review Online, 9/13/06
Bobby compares those girls with Cardi B (archived)
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What an idiot. People aren't complaining about that pedo porn because "some weirdos MIGHT unironically root for the girls", but because actual children have been sexually exploited.

Worse, he seems to believe all the scenes involving the girls are done with cinema magic:
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To be fair you need a very high IQ to understand Cuties.
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Just allowing for a moment if true, anybody posted a making of video or credits list of the body doubles used in the film? Or even the vfx warehouse they used to Photoshop the girls faces onto the body doubles? C'mon on, Bob. If you're such a great film brain, prove how the magic is done.

Wait, hasn't his senpais complained about cartoons and video game depictions of women? So why are the Lara Crofts harmful but the real kids not?
I sincerely can't tell if this is just Bob being a stubborn asshole who can never be wrong, even to the point of defending a morally repugnant piece of cinematic trash; or if this is the 'tism talking and demonstrating that he has genuine difficulties separating artifice from reality.
Why not both? I think they cause a feedback on each other.
Robots/Amazon drones.


I remember people liking Unskipable back during the sites prime.
Unstoppable and Yahtzee I would watch religiously.

And Goodbadflicks but i was watching him before the escapist picked him up.
 
Grant Morrison explored it a little (rather badly IMO) in the Legends of the Dark Knight miniseries "Gothic".

I say badly because it suggests the headmaster at Bruce's private school was a semi-immortal medieval monk that was killing kids to feed his immortality and Bruce asking to be taken out of school early indirectly causes his parents to be killed. It's such a dumb idea that it took me 15 years to give Morrison another chance with the (better but still pretty overrated) Doom Patrol.

I mean Bruce before his parents were killed, he was just a rich kid. I mean, you could just watch Richie Rich and imagine Mac's parents get offed halfway through.

I knew someone with deeper comic knowledge than I would have more examples.

Okay so let's break it down:
One of these women is Batman's good friend's daughter with a mentor relationship.
One is his cousin who is a lesbian.
The one actually touching him is typically romantically linked to him and he's apparently being respectful by not staring at the sweaterkittens on display.
The other two have tried to murder him on countless occassions. What is Batman supposed to feel here? He's right to project something between confusion and boredom.


One of the two that tried to murder him has also been romantically linked to him before, but I mean, it's clearly supposed to be a 'Batman with his most notable female characters' artwork rather than a 'Batman with his harem' picture.
Bobby compares those girls with Cardi B (archived)
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Ah, yes, Cardi B, a stripper who decided she could make more money 'rapping' than selling her body, who's most recent song includes lines such as

Put this pussy right in your face
Swipe your nose like a credit card
Hop on top, I wanna ride
I do a kegel while it's inside
Spit in my mouth, look in my eyes


And

Now get your boots and your coat for this wet-ass pussy
He bought a phone just for pictures of this wet-ass pussy
Paid my tuition just to kiss me on this wet-ass pussy
Now make it rain if you wanna see some wet-ass pussy


Real PG13, Bob.

But besides Cardi B not sanitizing shit, if the point is that the audience is too young to understand what they're hearing/repeating, how is that any different than the view point of the Parents Television Council in the 90s? And last I checked they never resorted to actual acts of child sexualization in order to denounce a television show.

Just allowing for a moment if true, anybody posted a making of video or credits list of the body doubles used in the film? Or even the vfx warehouse they used to Photoshop the girls faces onto the body doubles? C'mon on, Bob. If you're such a great film brain, prove how the magic is done.

You know, it might just be Bob's ass backwards way of talking, but I read it not as cinema magic meaning the girls didn't actually do those things, but that it was okay because they jumped through all the proper legal loopholes like getting parental consent and running it past execs.

But that doesn't make it okay. It just means the whole industry needs to burn as well to get whatever parents and producers thought this was a good idea.
 
You know, it might just be Bob's ass backwards way of talking, but I read it not as cinema magic meaning the girls didn't actually do those things, but that it was okay because they jumped through all the proper legal loopholes like getting parental consent and running it past execs.

But that doesn't make it okay. It just means the whole industry needs to burn as well to get whatever parents and producers thought this was a good idea.
That just makes them terrible parents who willingly sell their children’s bodies for drugs fame and money
 
Isn't it funny that a guy that started his youtube career not 3 years ago, never shows his face and behaves like an OG imageboard shitposter, albeit watered down for Youtube, is already magnitudes bigger than Bob in fame, subs and considering he has several editors working with him, money? Same for Emperor Lemon and Sam O'Nella Academy (who uses MSpaint for his videos), and that' while working against the algorithm since they put out videos with months of difference between each other.
That is the great irony of Bob: he's a man who cries endlessly about other people not having evolved with the rest of the world and being obsolete. He's also a man who is so stunted in his career that virtually everyone has passed him and virtually anyone can do it with even the most half-assed effort on their part.
 
I think he worked for blockbuster and I remember he worked in retail when ps3 was out. He "convinced" a guy to get a wii instead of the ps3, which pissed off his boss.
If I remember his book, is at blockbuster where his boss was making his public access show at the back of the blockbuster. He worked at Wal Mart or something before that.
 
even the most half-assed effort on their part.
While this is true, neither of those youtubers half ass any effort.
Historian nowadays pulls out 30+ minute videos of so incredibly complex photoshop he needs a whole team for them and research deep enough to be better than actual documentaries, if the Fyre Festival is a standard.
Emp makes very well edited videos.
And Sam O'Nella not only draws the things himself, he has a very expressive art style and really has a way with words, like a shitposting poet while at the same time balancing this with a STEM college education.

Bob has the same tricks of adobe premiere he's had since 2010 while doing nothing else with his time, I'm pretty sure that at his prime he probably could've hired an assistant or something to put out better content, but he refuses to make the effort, I think he refuses to even test what his editing software can do and pays full price for it while the same result could be achieved by any freeware nowadays.
 
That is the great irony of Bob: he's a man who cries endlessly about other people not having evolved with the rest of the world and being obsolete. He's also a man who is so stunted in his career that virtually everyone has passed him and virtually anyone can do it with even the most half-assed effort on their part.
Bob blames the white working class for holding society back scientifically and preventing people from becoming androids, has done nothing to make this kind of future and just makes shitty Youtube videos. He wants society to become more sci fi.
 
Bob will not stop until the Honduran menace is delt with.
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Get fucked Bob "Cancel culture doesn't exist" Chipman.
 
Bob really shows how little he cares about others because he can tweet about killing white people, but he flips his shit when someone documents some of the dumb shit he says while crying to Mommy Susan about it.

If Internet Historian did a video on Bob that's as famous as he would ever get and then his career would just take the bullet, forever.

Isn't it funny that a guy that started his youtube career not 3 years ago, never shows his face and behaves like an OG imageboard shitposter, albeit watered down for Youtube, is already magnitudes bigger than Bob in fame, subs and considering he has several editors working with him, money? Same for Emperor Lemon and Sam O'Nella Academy (who uses MSpaint for his videos), and that' while working against the algorithm since they put out videos with months of difference between each other.

The funny thing about Emplemon is that he made fun of Movieblob in his blue checkmark video which features his troglodytes tweet and Emplemon has made fun of it. Movieblob is slowly become a mainstream lolcow

https://twitter.com/EmperorLemon/status/1301630251089489921
 

Wow. Memology really did a great job rustling Cinema Roberto's jimmies for him to go this hard on trying to erase it. If it didn't go down early. It's not going down now.

Get F U C K E D. Keep crying, Bob. Nobody is coming to acknowledge you.
 
"No bad tactics, only bad targets" Remember those word, Bob!?

"Bad things should happen to bad people" also comes to mind. Defending a pedobait movie -- hell, not merely defending it but claiming those who disapprove of it are nothing but alt-right troglodytes -- sounds like something a pretty bad person would do.
 
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