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How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?

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DuckSucker said:
Fucking LOL Cuties could not ask for a more stereotypical-looking public defender to defend a movie about sexualized preteens. Dude looks like the science teacher you always try to get your kids out of the class of.
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I don't get why people feel the need to defend it. Its pervey, and to be honest when you ignore that it isn't even a decent coming of age movie. Its literally :

  1. Child meets other child who does something different
  2. Child wants to do the same thing because kids are lemmings
  3. Parents say no
  4. Child does it anyway
  5. Inspirational scene
  6. End
Its just unoriginal, the only reason its been noted is due to the race of the director.
 
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He keeps going and going and going.
Responding to being called a pedophile by making yourself sound like an actual Nazi is exceptional damage control.
 
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A Big Bumbling Black Man said:
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He keeps going and going and going.
Responding to being called a pedophile by making yourself sound like an actual Nazi is exceptional damage control.
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This post sprung up a memory of someone talking about Hitler Youth boys being sexually molested by the leaders or something.

Bob tries to deny that he is a full-on progressive Nazi and fantasizes about being the one in charge working under a genocidal female dictator (if his fetish for the leader of NK's sister was anything) to wipe out the "obsoletes." That and with this Cuties debacle, I can't seriously not think he would abuse his power for sexual favors.
 
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bluegenius8585 said:
I don't get why people feel the need to defend it. Its pervey, and to be honest when you ignore that it isn't even a decent coming of age movie. Its literally :

  1. Child meets other child who does something different
  2. Child wants to do the same thing because kids are lemmings
  3. Parents say no
  4. Child does it anyway
  5. Inspirational scene
  6. End
Its just unoriginal, the only reason its been noted is due to the race of the director.
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Same. No matter where one is at on the political spectrum, a critic can write the film off as pedo shit and blow it off. There's nothing to gain by defending that hill.
 
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A Big Bumbling Black Man said:
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He keeps going and going and going.
Responding to being called a pedophile by making yourself sound like an actual Nazi is exceptional damage control.
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"People who criticize me for defending a movie about twerking 11-year-olds aren't people". Dehumanizing and pedo-shielding classic CinemaRoberto.
 
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Mr._Blonde said:
Sure it may not hurt Disney much, but something tells me that they might be selling some of their property off in the end. Having their parks closed and not having many movies coming out tends to get costly though. Me? I just hoping they drop Marvel altogether.

EDIT: This came to my attention. What really hurt them was that $78 Billion Fox acquisition. They brought other properties for way less. If they wanted the rest of the Marvel shit, they should have played the waiting game and let the clock run out. I'm probably wrong and take what I say with a grain of salt. Besides the X-Men and the rest of the Marvel and the Simpsons (Ugh. Why can't they just end the thing already), they didn't really get anything of true value.
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As if being able to own and remake 20th Century Fox's entire catalog isn't a plus for Disney.
Die Hard reboot incoming.
 
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It's been 2 weeks since Bob got to 3000 and already we have 45 more pages from Bob defending Cuties and getting into manbaby rage from @Memology 101.

This makes me curious on how many pages we'll get to with both the ACB hearings and the upcoming election. I am curious what will happen to Bob if Biden wins, will he be wishing death on the "mayonnaise ghouls" in smug satisfaction or hope Biden dies. But Trump winning will really mess with him further since then Trump will steal his Christmas.
 
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XtrmGamr719 said:
This post sprung up a memory of someone talking about Hitler Youth boys being sexually molested by the leaders or something.

Bob tries to deny that he is a full-on progressive Nazi and fantasizes about being the one in charge working under a genocidal female dictator (if his fetish for the leader of NK's sister was anything) to wipe out the "obsoletes." That and with this Cuties debacle, I can't seriously not think he would abuse his power for sexual favors.
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Doesn't he want eugenics in some form?
 
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