Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

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How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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Would someone like to tell him about these two states that are the most essential for theaters and that they have Democrat governors that are preventing them from reopening.
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Would someone like to tell him about these two states that are the most essential for theaters and that they have Democrat governors that are preventing them from reopening.
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Just because Covid is a nail in the coffin, doesn't mean the industry hasn't been killing itself with uninteresting garbage written and edited in board rooms catering to interest groups. Hollywood can get bent.
 
Memology 101 is against terrorism and criticizes it almost every video. Why does Bob think this?

Because everyone who doesn't mindlessly worship woke Left ideologies is a terrorist. Especially if they criticize MovieBob.

Dissent is terrorism, after all.
 
If covid has mortally wounded Hollywood, it just means Hollywood is obsolete.

Some blue tick compares not able to go to Japan and eat Mario-themed snacks with The Little Match Girl. Bobby seems to concur:
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No update on Bobby can be without his out-of-touch, psychotic rant against his fellow white men:
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It's clear now: the reason no one wants to hire Bobby is because he doesn't have a clean shirt.

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He goes on in a huff; what Walker said must have touched a sore, Mountain Dew-rotten tooth:
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You obsolete ghouls should count your blessing you are even offered a jerb at all! You're supposed to be gunned down by your "victims"!
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I don't even know what Bobby means. Is he suggesting if economic deprivation were the sole cause of radicalization, all white politicians will be killed by the noble savages?

And no, Bobby has no love for the Jews:
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Because he left his heart in San Francisco:
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Memology 101 drama update:
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Bobby throws his weight around on some debate about terves:
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"Peter Coffin Senpai, you're dead wrong again!"
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Two Bobbism for the price of one tweet: "Thinkers vs Believers" and "Christofascist Death Cult"
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Somehow not wanting babies killed makes you a member of a "death cult".

Adam Sandler:
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MCU. No idea:
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Videa:
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Something something black something something working class. No fucking idea:
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And no, the elite, high-IQ, cultural-intellectual workers are not immune from wrongthink:
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(gameindustry.biz article)

On one level at least he is honest, but let's face it he is just using the big words to feel better about himself because he only lives trough the actions of others. Politics is not too much different than fandoms if you are just observing from the sides. It's tribalism where you don't even get to steal stuff from the other tribe, but feel good about owning them while "your team" delivers you nothing.
It just occurs to me that being a fanatic -- sports, entertainment, or politics -- removes the last bit of agency of a consoomer. A consoomer has very little agency to start with, because he can't create things and can only derive pleasure from whatever other people pass down on them, but a regular consoomer can at least pick and choose what to consoom, or whether to consoom or not. A fanatic can't.
 
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I really wonder about Bob sometimes. Does he say such stupid shit because he actually believes it? Does he string together random leftist shit like some sort of parrot hoping to get a cracker? Is he so subtle tongue and cheek that we're all to autistic to notice?

Occam's Razor would have me believe that he's just a fucking retard, but still... Boggles the mind.
I'll just copy > paste the post I made here once that explains how he became the way he is along with revising it a tiny bit.

It all started when he was a kid.

He was a socially awkward geek with just enough autism to care more about dead things than living humans.
Hyper logical and analytical but absolutely clueless when it comes to social ques and emotional intelligence.
Naturally bullying and social ostracization occurs. Becomes an outcast and misses out entirely on all the character building rites of passage that would develop him into a responsible adult. He'd know how to put up with others and co-exist peacefully.

Bobby then goes on to live with his live thinking the future will change for the better. He had hoped his natural traits will be the one which will be appreciated. All those who went up against him in the past would righteously suffer.
He had some limited success on Youtube where he made his "Game Overthinker" series. If only he had stayed on course and improved the show quality along with his health. He might've become successful enough to realize how little high school stage matters. He could find some form of fulfilment and happiness that way. Sadly that did not happen. Like every zero-sum obsessed narcissist, it's never good enough unless you're on top.

Bob is now 40. He does some introspection.
No meaningful friends to fall back on, morbidly obese, no savings, no meaningful property, no trade skills, no love life, no aspirations or dreams. Nothing.

He then checks out his bullies on social media. If he's miserable then surely his enemies (who likely long forgotten about him) suffer more.
Plenty of friends, still sporting six-packs, trust funds, mortgage, trade school diplomas, married with children, productive hobbies focusing effort on creation rather than someone else's creation. Pretty good life.

hOw dArE yOu jOcK! yOu dOnT dEsErVe aNy oF tHiS! He thinks.
yoU gUyS aRe obsolETE mAyO gHOULs who shoUlD'VE DIeD AGes AGO sO That i CoUlD BE on mY waY tO A spACe sHit AND conVERse WiTH InTELlIGeNT RobOtS AboUT WHICh boDY I'lL PIcK TO UplOaD my IMMorTAl ConSciOUSness as I retREAT TO my coSY MOOn HOuSe To CUlTiVaTE space WHEaT! He thinks (not really).

Could it be that it is his own fault for wasting the most productive and energy filled years of his life on pop culture and semi-justified grudges from high school?
Of course not! It's the system that failed him!

Then Gamer Gate happened and all gamers got political.
 
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Would someone like to tell him about these two states that are the most essential for theaters and that they have Democrat governors that are preventing them from reopening.
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"White middle American workers are obsolete and must be phased out. It's their fault if they can't retrain themselves and get new work."
-Moviebob
"NOOO! MOVIE THEATERS ARE ESSENTIAL! WE NEED TO BAIL THEM OUT! IT'S DRUMPF'S FAULT THEY'RE FAILING!"
-Also Moviebob
 
He was a socially awkward geek with just enough autism to care more about dead things than living humans.
Hyper logical and analytical but absolutely clueless when it comes to social ques and emotional intelligence.
I strongly doubt Bobby was ever logical or analytical, and the only things he ever cared about are products of entertainment.

If he even had a modicum of intelligence he would have figured out social cues the behavorialist way (press button A and people smile; press button B and they push my head in the toilet bowl) even if he was terminally autistic and lack insights.
 
Like everyone else has pointed out, Bob got in early enough for there to not be too much competition and he's mostly coasted on a mix of grandfather clause and low-info leftists wanting to trigger the chuds and own the chuds without going full BreadTube. He was sort of like Nostalgia Critic, except Nostalgia Critic had enough finesse to become part of the Channel Awesome/TGWG crew.

Bob couldn't even manage that and even in his peak days at The Escapist, he was a B-Lister at best.
also his videos are so shit in quality, thye still look like something done in 2008
 
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Never stop doubling down Bob, that hill is yours dammit, you belong on it for the rest of your life.
Those evil Cuties-haters just need to deny their lying eyes and pretend that it's not obvious, in your face pedo material.

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"REPORT EVERY NEGATIVE REPLY FOR TARGETED HARASSMENT"

Just amazing how he sees nothing ridiculous about that "order".

1st Tweet - How is it politically motivated Bob? It is moronic and will fail but how is it political? Is Netflix a person, Bob? Is Netflix a political actor, Bob? Most people have probably not even watched the movie or head the noise surrounding it how many points is it going to score, Bob?

2nd Tweet - Bob you might need to step away from Twitter for...ever if the consequences of your own monumental stupidity have become so painful that you have to preemptively tell your supporters to report anything that can be construed as negative toward you.

Isn't memeulous that guy who complained for a week flat about being "false DMCA'd?"

None of that guys content is even remotely interesting or entertainment. I wish i could make hundreds off dollars making shitty slideshows on Youtube.
LOL

He really has a good formula:
  • Look at Twitter/YT/FB
  • Find controversial topic
  • Look for other people's work
  • Take stills
  • Run them over copyright free music with text
People gobble that shit up.

Would someone like to tell him about these two states that are the most essential for theaters and that they have Democrat governors that are preventing them from reopening.
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Those that failed to contain it? You mean the people who were advising everyone to ignore the existence of the disease and go party in Chinatown? The people who refused to modify public transit immediately to limit exposure? The people who shuttered small shops which funneled people into big box stores where maintaining six feet was almost impossible? The people who forced positive patients on nursing homes? The people who said not to wear masks only to flop and say that masks are the one true savior ignoring the inaccuracy of that if you are talking about anything short of well fitted n95 or better masks?

Also, I do not believe that theaters are vital to the industries survival anymore. We live in an era where super high resolution televisions of ridiculous size can be had at the cost of a pair of sneakers and have fair quality speakers.

If anything the profit margin of offering their own direct to consumer services would be greater than cutting in distributors and theaters.

The problem is that ruins the glory and makes accounting fuckery harder.

Hollywood does not need a bailout they want a cut. Fuck 'em.
 
If covid has mortally wounded Hollywood, it just means Hollywood is obsolete.

Some blue tick compares not able to go to Japan and eat Mario-themed snacks with The Little Match Girl. Bobby seems to concur:
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No update on Bobby can be without his out-of-touch, psychotic rant against his fellow white men:
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It's clear now: the reason no one wants to hire Bobby is because he doesn't have a clean shirt.

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He goes on in a huff; what Walker said must have touched a sore, Mountain Dew-rotten tooth:
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You obsolete ghouls should count your blessing you are even offered a jerb at all! You're supposed to be gunned down by your "victims"!
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I don't even know what Bobby means. Is he suggesting if economic deprivation were the sole cause of radicalization, all white politicians will be killed by the noble savages?

And no, Bobby has no love for the Jews:
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Because he left his heart in San Francisco:
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+ + + +
Memology 101 drama update:
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Bobby throws his weight around on some debate about terves:
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"Peter Coffin Senpai, you're dead wrong again!"
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Two Bobbism for the price of one tweet: "Thinkers vs Believers" and "Christofascist Death Cult"
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Somehow not wanting babies killed makes you a member of a "death cult".

Adam Sandler:
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MCU. No idea:
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Videa:
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Something something black something something working class. No fucking idea:
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And no, the elite, high-IQ, cultural-intellectual workers are not immune from wrongthink:
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(gameindustry.biz article)


It just occurs to me that being a fanatic -- sports, entertainment, or politics -- removes the last bit of agency of a consoomer. A consoomer has very little agency to start with, because he can't create things and can only derive pleasure from whatever other people pass down on them, but a regular consoomer can at least pick and choose what to consoom, or whether to consoom or not. A fanatic can't.
It never ceases to amaze me how cynical Bob is with everything except pop culture. No one who was a fan of Fuller House gave a shit about San Francisco beyond the pretty victorians in the title card. It was brought back for 90's nostalgia.
 
It never ceases to amaze me how cynical Bob is with everything except pop culture. No one who was a fan of Fuller House gave a shit about San Francisco beyond the pretty victorians in the title card. It was brought back for 90's nostalgia.
It almost seems Bobby considers the world of pop culture the pristine, Platonic realm of which our real world is a poor copy, and further ruined by such demiurges as Christofascists and Mayonnaise Ghouls.

Everything he dislikes is aligned with each other. Hence why he's blamed Gamergate for giving us Trump. Or has blamed Trump for the decline of retail stores he likes. Everything he hates is one big linked advisory in his eyes.
When you picture yourself, at the age of 39, as a high-school victim, everyone else looks like high-school bullies.
 
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