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Well if things get hard in the Chipman household they can always cut Bob open and climb in his carcass for warmth.
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I mean I'm a big Yahtzee fan, but at this point what competition does Yahtzee have for the title of "Alpha game reviewer" ? As far as I know the closest competition would be Total Biscuit and he's dead.I honestly don't understand why they hired him back. There were stories around about how little money they make for years, and they decided try to hire bob back? I think Yahtzee is the only person paid full time.
Maybe more likeBob's only fans account would be people paying him money to put his clothes on.
To own gamergate basically, his first firing happened back when that went down in 2015, after the election he got rehired because wrong think had been purged from the escapist the previous years and now they needed to show the evil alt right that they support people like MoviebobI honestly don't understand why they hired him back. There were stories around about how little money they make for years, and they decided try to hire bob back? I think Yahtzee is the only person paid full time.
CULTURAL APPROPRIATION!!!!I hope bob can find a full time job as mario
He defends cuties because MAGAtards were the ones complaining,
Supposedly, it was 'correcting an injustice', but actually...I honestly don't understand why they hired him back. There were stories around about how little money they make for years, and they decided try to hire bob back? I think Yahtzee is the only person paid full time.
Russ Pitts was a sex offender and I think that he felt like rehiring Bob would make Bob feel indebted enough to defend Russ when the inevitable occurred and his dirty laundry came out. (He didn't get his money's worth, Bob folded like a meek little bitch.)To own gamergate basically, his first firing happened back when that went down in 2015, after the election he got rehired because wrong think had been purged from the escapist the previous years and now they needed to show the evil alt right that they support people like Moviebob
The escapist is dieing and he should probably do patreon or something. I dunno how well his streams do, but I doubt it's as good as he could get from Patreon.I mean I'm a big Yahtzee fan, but at this point what competition does Yahtzee have for the title of "Alpha game reviewer" ? As far as I know the closest competition would be Total Biscuit and he's dead.
Why not hire back Jim the cuck sterling? Didn't he leave because "they didn't do enough against gamergate" or some shit?To own gamergate basically, his first firing happened back when that went down in 2015, after the election he got rehired because wrong think had been purged from the escapist the previous years and now they needed to show the evil alt right that they support people like Moviebob
You know Bob, I can't help but think that if say... you were very likeable and your videos had a consistent draw of people to the website, the escapist would be more than willing to keep you on board.The Lord of Lynn assuages his people.
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At that point I think Jim Sterling had gotten big enough to not want anything to do with the EscapistWhy not hire back Jim the cuck sterling? Didn't he leave because "they didn't do enough against gamergate" or some shit?
Forgive me for asking for a remedial course, but what got Pitts in trouble? I missed that one.Russ Pitts was a sex offender and I think that he felt like rehiring Bob would make Bob feel indebted enough to defend Russ when the inevitable occurred and his dirty laundry came out. (He didn't get his money's worth, Bob folded like a meek little bitch.)
Yahtzee's best content is in a pre-recorded format though like his zero punctuation videos or his let's drown out series, I think his Post-ZP streams with his GF or other escapist employees are just a attempt to get more people to subscribe to the Escapist's twitch channel.The escapist is dieing and he should probably do patreon or something. I dunno how well his streams do, but I doubt it's as good as he could get from Patreon.
Why not hire back Jim the cuck sterling? Didn't he leave because "they didn't do enough against gamergate" or some shit?
Predictions from here:
- Denial: He will not acknowledge that this happened while quietly dropping all references to his former employer. Escape.who?
- Cope: To protect his ego, he will pretend this split was completely amicable. He might even imply that it was him that dropped them, since the Escapist was only holding him back.
- Delusion: Bob will see himself as a James Gunn-esque figure targeted by an alt-right hate campaign. Surely, just like Disney, the Escapist will eventually see the light and take him back.
- Complete Meltdown: Bob will give in to his nature and start flinging shit in all directions. The Escapist were obsolote mayonnaise fascist coal miners all along.
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