Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

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How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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I honestly don't understand why they hired him back. There were stories around about how little money they make for years, and they decided try to hire bob back? I think Yahtzee is the only person paid full time.
I mean I'm a big Yahtzee fan, but at this point what competition does Yahtzee have for the title of "Alpha game reviewer" ? As far as I know the closest competition would be Total Biscuit and he's dead.
 
I love the fact they signed over all of his content to him. Like, it's such utter dogshit they don't want it.

I know, I know... It's probably a standard contractual thing and people like Jim Sterling probably got the same deal, but still... I'm just gonna go ahead and believe they know it's shit. It makes me feel warm inside.
 
Maybe he doesn't know yet.

There's a reason it came from Enthusiast (the parent company) and not nick himself. I don't think it was any particular tweet, the higher ups just didn't know about some of the heinous shit he said about women and other humans being biologically inferior subhumans. He can cry about it all he wants but his tweets say those things. Maybe someone informed them
 
I honestly don't understand why they hired him back. There were stories around about how little money they make for years, and they decided try to hire bob back? I think Yahtzee is the only person paid full time.
To own gamergate basically, his first firing happened back when that went down in 2015, after the election he got rehired because wrong think had been purged from the escapist the previous years and now they needed to show the evil alt right that they support people like Moviebob
 
He defends cuties because MAGAtards were the ones complaining,

Wait, wait, wait. Hol'up for a second there.

It's okay to defend reprehensible pedophillic material just because you dislike some of the other people calling it out? That's fucked up, man. Anyone whose moral compass says that's an acceptable excuse to defend that kind of crap can go suck a muffler.
 
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"D-don't believe people who say I was fired. I won't say what happened, but whatever it was, it isn't what they think happened."
 
I honestly don't understand why they hired him back. There were stories around about how little money they make for years, and they decided try to hire bob back? I think Yahtzee is the only person paid full time.
Supposedly, it was 'correcting an injustice', but actually...

To own gamergate basically, his first firing happened back when that went down in 2015, after the election he got rehired because wrong think had been purged from the escapist the previous years and now they needed to show the evil alt right that they support people like Moviebob
Russ Pitts was a sex offender and I think that he felt like rehiring Bob would make Bob feel indebted enough to defend Russ when the inevitable occurred and his dirty laundry came out. (He didn't get his money's worth, Bob folded like a meek little bitch.)
 
I mean I'm a big Yahtzee fan, but at this point what competition does Yahtzee have for the title of "Alpha game reviewer" ? As far as I know the closest competition would be Total Biscuit and he's dead.
The escapist is dieing and he should probably do patreon or something. I dunno how well his streams do, but I doubt it's as good as he could get from Patreon.
To own gamergate basically, his first firing happened back when that went down in 2015, after the election he got rehired because wrong think had been purged from the escapist the previous years and now they needed to show the evil alt right that they support people like Moviebob
Why not hire back Jim the cuck sterling? Didn't he leave because "they didn't do enough against gamergate" or some shit?
 
You know Bob, I can't help but think that if say... you were very likeable and your videos had a consistent draw of people to the website, the escapist would be more than willing to keep you on board.

But then, you wouldn't be of interest to this board if you didn't choose a profession that had a simple requirement (draw eyeballs to your content) and then proceeded to do everything you could to work against that requirement.
 
He's literally "cope" objectified, or that mask over face meme. He knows if he gets all bent out of shape on the timeline that people will laugh and mock and gloat. It's probably the first time he has ever shown any emotional restraint for his own benefit. There's no way he wouldn't be losing it over this loss of income. You've seen how much he spergs over dumb shit like not being on spaceships and someone "stealing Halloween". He knows his career just took a massive broadside hit, as did his quality of life probably. Even the sperging over memology proves it, its not like meme man really was any threat to Bob's income but he acted like he was being slandered and character assassinated.

The lack of reaction is the reaction, its unique for him.
 
Russ Pitts was a sex offender and I think that he felt like rehiring Bob would make Bob feel indebted enough to defend Russ when the inevitable occurred and his dirty laundry came out. (He didn't get his money's worth, Bob folded like a meek little bitch.)
Forgive me for asking for a remedial course, but what got Pitts in trouble? I missed that one.
 
The escapist is dieing and he should probably do patreon or something. I dunno how well his streams do, but I doubt it's as good as he could get from Patreon.

Why not hire back Jim the cuck sterling? Didn't he leave because "they didn't do enough against gamergate" or some shit?
Yahtzee's best content is in a pre-recorded format though like his zero punctuation videos or his let's drown out series, I think his Post-ZP streams with his GF or other escapist employees are just a attempt to get more people to subscribe to the Escapist's twitch channel.
 
Predictions from here:
  • Denial: He will not acknowledge that this happened while quietly dropping all references to his former employer. Escape.who?
  • Cope: To protect his ego, he will pretend this split was completely amicable. He might even imply that it was him that dropped them, since the Escapist was only holding him back.
  • Delusion: Bob will see himself as a James Gunn-esque figure targeted by an alt-right hate campaign. Surely, just like Disney, the Escapist will eventually see the light and take him back.
  • Complete Meltdown: Bob will give in to his nature and start flinging shit in all directions. The Escapist were obsolote mayonnaise fascist coal miners all along.


Looks like it's leaning towards "Cope" with a hint of "Denial".
 
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