Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

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How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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Russ Pitts was a sex offender and I think that he felt like rehiring Bob would make Bob feel indebted enough to defend Russ when the inevitable occurred and his dirty laundry came out. (He didn't get his money's worth, Bob folded like a meek little bitch.)
Pitts was a sex offender?!? I don't remember anything like that coming up when Pitts pissed off Quinn.
 
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I'll just assume that being from 2014 and Metokur roasted him just a couple years ago he didn't keep it up, was that a photo of Boogie on his shirt, THAT's what he needed to motivate him to get of his fat ass? Had I known of him sooner I would have called WoR the Bizarro Southern Fried Moviebob who played CoD professional.
Y'know who actually was successful at losing weight was Bennet The Sage, yeah, an otaku (former CA stooge but with watchable content if you're into anime anyway) didn't let that be the reason he had to be an gross cliche (no horrid acne/Pokey dust or body-pillow either LOL) Boy did he look run down in the "Before" part of the video though: https://youtu.be/A1pbofz-2RQ
 
Do you think his spirited defense of Cuties combined with his feuding with Memeology101 might have been the last straw? Because that's the first thing that springs to mind for me. He's been pulling very unimpressive numbers and getting into slap fights on Twitter for a long time, but if the higher ups saw that he was not only defending the notorious pedo movie and catching a lot of heat for it, but very publicly butting heads with a Youtuber who regularly gets two or three times more views than he does over it, that might well have been what got them to realize that this guy is absolute brand poison.

I bet it was a combination of annual general meeting and the smells that are typical of a man of Bob's size, health profile and diet
 
Yahtzee's best content is in a pre-recorded format though like his zero punctuation videos or his let's drown out series, I think his Post-ZP streams with his GF or other escapist employees are just a attempt to get more people to subscribe to the Escapist's twitch channel.
I liked his Let's drown out series, there are some boring episodes sure, it's inevitable when deliberately playing boring games as a premise but the chemestry of Yahtzee with Gabe is great, rather than forcing the jokes like the streams and videos with other Escapist employees they just spend the whole time making fun of each other, the audience and let the topics flow naturally with both of them having really distinct viewpoint on each issue rather than serving as politically correct yes men for one another (like in the aforementioned escapist streams)
 
Wait, wait, wait. Hol'up for a second there.

It's okay to defend reprehensible pedophillic material just because you dislike some of the other people calling it out? That's fucked up, man. Anyone whose moral compass says that's an acceptable excuse to defend that kind of crap can go suck a muffler.
Man, you missed out on a lot of hilarious content. I'm not sure where in the thread it starts, but over the past couple months, you can probably find at least one tweet defending Cuties in any of the compilation posts @Positron has so graciously provided. Bob chose the dumbest hill to die on, and even if we never know exactly what got him shitcanned, I really hope defending softcore child porn was a contributing factor. Superior thinker indeed.
Yeah, this is cope. His videos got no views even when he was bumming off of The Escapist's million+ subscribers, even though he claimed that wasn't a big deal because they still got tons of views on the website itself (citation needed). Now, he has no help from a big channel and has to upload everything to his personal channel that was already beginning a slow decline even before all this mess began. Any money he was making from those supposed tons of Escapist website views is gone. He's still got that $3k a month Patreon somehow, but that's also been on a downturn for months now. It seems unlikely he'll get hired at another publication; Geek.com doesn't really exist anymore (its content got folded into Mashable), and the last time he wrote for ScreenRant was July 2018 (it was for a Marvel movie, of course). His toxic internet presence is definitely a liability, and I'm sure potential hiring managers are gonna back away after spending five seconds looking at his Twitter.

Bob's in a real sink-or-swim moment (insert your own fat joke here). It's not the end of the world, but he's not in a great place. Losing out on that Escapist paycheck is going to hurt his bottom line, and unless he can find another place willing to pay him for his awful content, he's gonna be in trouble. $36k a year isn't awful when you only have yourself to support, but if that Patreon keeps dwindling, expect a much more desperate Bob than the front he's putting on.
 
Bobby just has to push this thread over 3.2k pages before the election doesn't he? :story:

Question: now that he's truly and honestly jobless and unemployable does he need to keep separate public and personal accounts?

As some of you have seen, Bobby tries to keep it cool with irrelevant movie and animal trivia.

Politisperging over The Boys and MCU. Again, no idea:
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Bobby's Angels. (Business idea: he can very well start a series called Bobby's Angels in which he interviews troons, "sex workers", and random cat ladies who extols the spiritual, yoni-cleansing experience of abortion). Lukey is getting more similar to Bob with his "manual workers deserve it ha ha ha" attitude; Bobby is getting more similar to Luke by the virtue of being unemployed:
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I hope Chris sees what happened to Bob and changes his ways :optimistic:
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Isn't something that comes straight from Bob's erstwhile employer even better? Again I thought engineers are supposed to be logical?
 
Yahtzee's best content is in a pre-recorded format though like his zero punctuation videos or his let's drown out series, I think his Post-ZP streams with his GF or other escapist employees are just a attempt to get more people to subscribe to the Escapist's twitch channel.
Probably. Like putting a carrot in front of a horse to make it go. More money for almost 0 work. Surprised Blob isn't doing watch parties on twitch with amazon. Or is he?
At that point I think Jim Sterling had gotten big enough to not want anything to do with the Escapist
Probably. Still don't understand why anyone likes him. Like I genuinely don't get it. I can understand liking blob because of capeshit and a mutual hate for trump, but Sterling always came off as just stating the obvious while wearing retarded costumes.
 
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