Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Mola Ram]

His editing has steadily declined over the last 10 years and OH LORDY is the first minute of that video a COPE.

"Kind of a bummer for me." He didn't know it was coming, or else he'd have said something before his, uh, fans' favorite seasonal installment.

Also this is the first live video of him I've watched in a while and I can't get over how weird his head is. Too big for his body, no neck, perfectly potato shaped. The texture looks like someone tried to make a Muppet out of circus peanuts. Aging gracefully Bob is not.

 

[Sir Wesley Tailpipe]

Also this is the first live video of him I've watched in a while and I can't get over how weird his head is. Too big for his body, no neck, perfectly potato shaped. The texture looks like someone tried to make a Muppet out of circus peanuts. Aging gracefully Bob is not.

Robert is incapable of doing ANYTHING gracefully.

 

[Absolutego]

"Kind of a bummer for me." He didn't know it was coming, or else he'd have said something before his, uh, fans' favorite seasonal installment.

Also this is the first live video of him I've watched in a while and I can't get over how weird his head is. Too big for his body, no neck, perfectly potato shaped. The texture looks like someone tried to make a Muppet out of circus peanuts. Aging gracefully Bob is not.

He's literally storing his fat in such a way as to give himself a big head. I can't imagine anything more thematically appropriate for Bob.

 

[RodgerDodger]

I still have a little trouble believing that this is specifically because of his recent behaviour, silverscreen robert has been spewing such bile for years, are they really only NOW going to realise 'Oh wait, having this tub of lard air out his genocidal fantasies all day long with the Escapist's name in his bio might have some negative impact on the brand.' I'm leaning towards just shitcanning a failing asset because his content sucks on top of his personality being absolutely abbhorent

That said, obviously it's still hilarious.

I assume it’s because, as an easily identifiable Escapist Employee and Contributor, he openly and unapologetically called down his and the Escapists audience to attack and harass a more successful Youtuber.

If he had just used his fucking "personal" account after they all but shouted at him to start separating his spergery from their public image, he'd still be employed.
Is there anyone who deliberately ruined their own life over twitter horseshit more than Bob? They literally gave him an out and he still fucked up.

Bob was told the same thing back at the start of #GG. The Escapist had to block him from all their official channels because he was spewing so much bile. Hours after promising Archon he would stop he was back to calling the customers “Fucking Nazi’s worse than ISIS”.

Worth mentioning, is that last time he was let go, he couldn't take his shows. He wasn't doing The Big Picture and Escape to the Movies when he left the first time. They just let those rot while he was gone. I wonder if they are on The Escapist. Well, it seems the links to them on the front page are gone. They still seem to be on Youtube, but time will tell.

At that time the Escapist retained the rights to everything it published. After Pitt’s took over he returned Bob’s shows to his own ownership. Probably instead of giving him much in the way of money.

 

[instythot]

His editing has steadily declined over the last 10 years and OH LORDY is the first minute of that video a COPE.

This is probably the most mature statement one could expect from Bob because we all fucking knew he couldn't just say "my videos are here going forward" and kept their name out of his mouth.

Christ. Can't he get through a single sentence without a jump cut after 10 years of doing these things? What the fuck is it like having to hear him speak in person?

 

[TrippinKahlua]

Bob got fired from the Escapist again.

Okay guys. This is it. The final straw for my former YouTube Mentor.

I commented on Bobs video the same thing. I’m finished. Bob is far too past the point of no return.

Get Woke, go Broke.

Defending Cuties has ruined Bob. He’s gonna lose his feet because he’s diabetic and won’t stop eating McNuggets.

 

[Positron]

The guy pandered so hard to lefties you'd think his tongue was their toilet paper, but they crucified him all the same.

What a familiar story.

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

Bob should go full DSP. Has he ever streamed himself gaming? He could probably scrape by with what he's making on Patreon and begging for tips to uh, pay his bills for quite a while, dood.

That would require actually playing a game, I am not convinced he has actually played anything except his friends Copy of Super Mario Brothers 3.

 

[Jaimas]

The escapist is dieing and he should probably do patreon or something. I dunno how well his streams do, but I doubt it's as good as he could get from Patreon.

Why not hire back Jim the cuck sterling? Didn't he leave because "they didn't do enough against gamergate" or some shit?

Yes, he fucking did. It was specifically in response to The Escapist refusing to blanket censor GG at the time, which he called "giving a platform to madmen."

 

[ditto]

Bob starts out his new video on his ass being let go. Spoiler for Bob: I highly doubt it was a bummer for the Escapist when they decided no to renew your contract. Its hard to tell if Bob sounds like he is going to cry, or if the editing just makes him seem incoherent. Some nice e-begging in there as well.

Also is Bob's editing always this fucking bad? I know he clips out pauses, but I don't remember him (presumably accidentally) also cutting off the last syllable of every fucking line.

Archive of just the intro

 

[Captain Manning]

Yep. He virtue-signalled so hard against the old owners that they filed a libel lawsuit for calling them alt-right nazis, and they dropped the lawsuit because the new owner, Russ Pitts, got into a controversy for... something? He said something that could be seen as sexist? IDK. The guy pandered so hard to lefties you'd think his tongue was their toilet paper, but they crucified him all the same.

So basically the non-SJWs were pissed off at him, but they couldn't get to him before the SJWs destroyed him so thoroughly that there was nothing left for the non-SJWs to fight?

Brilliant. I bet he feels stupid now.

 

[RodgerDodger]

That would require actually playing a game, I am not convinced he has actually played anything except his friends Copy of Super Mario Brothers 3.

Oh he pretty clearly got owned by some skilled FPS dude bro’s the very first time he fired up Doom multiplayer.

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

Oh he pretty clearly got owned by some skilled FPS dude bro’s the very first time he fired up Doom multiplayer.

He sure acts that way, but I am not at all convinced it happened.

 

[Gustav Schuchardt]

Quarterpounder shits on MovieBob

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=425keMqy_Pc
https://archive.vn/wip/yOMvR

MovieBob responds. Well, sort of. He retweeted a reply to the Quarterpounder's video from someone called dtoidnero who claims to work for a company that publishes Escapist.

https://tw.tinf.io/dtoidniero/status/1317252489322754049
https://archive.vn/wip/8pKG4

dtoidnero is not a very active Twitter user

https://tw.tinf.io/dtoidniero/with_replies
https://archive.vn/wip/hDswA

 

[CEO of Pickles]

Archive of just the intro
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"I targeted a Honduran Z-list YouTuber, they fired me. Business is business. It's boring." - Professional Content Creator / "Cuties" Shielder

 

[Absolutego]

Yep. He virtue-signalled so hard against the old owners that they filed a libel lawsuit for calling them alt-right nazis, and they dropped the lawsuit because the new owner, Russ Pitts, got into a controversy for... something? He said something that could be seen as sexist? IDK. The guy pandered so hard to lefties you'd think his tongue was their toilet paper, but they crucified him all the same.

He was driven out of the Escapist after making a sarcastic quip at Zoe Quinn along the lines of "I thought you were over things being all about you" when she screeched about something they covered not mentioning her by name.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Well then...

 

[Ferryman]

I mean at this point is being employed by Escapist much better than just straight up ebegging? Shit's been on life support for a while now and it's only a matter of time before it chokes on its own neon-blue vomit.

 

[Megaroad 2012]

Well then...
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Was the Pixels thing the only Stern related thing or is there more?

 

[Arthur Morgan]

This is probably the most mature statement one could expect from Bob because we all fucking knew he couldn't just say "my videos are here going forward" and kept their name out of his mouth.

Christ. Can't he get through a single sentence without a jump cut after 10 years of doing these things? What the fuck is it like having to hear him speak in person?

Multiple takes are for the obsolete MAGA chuds, apparently.

Also, interesting to note, the new movie guy Darren is actually getting less views for his opinion pieces than Bob was, yet Bob was the one who was fired. And he's trying to claim it was just a business decision.