Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

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Yeah, back in the seventies? It wasn’t the Republicans and the Mayonnaise ghouls that were itching to slash NASA’s budget to fund the Great society.
Yeah, i remember pictures of the protest from mainly black people saying that the poor were being abandoned for the impossible glory dream of living outside earth.

I wonder how Bob thinks the space program is funded. I bet his main train ouf though would be "print more money".
 
Yeah, back in the seventies? It wasn’t the Republicans and the Mayonnaise ghouls that were itching to slash NASA’s budget to fund the Great society.
Why go back so far? It was Obama who defunded NASA and turned it from Space Exploration to being the cabana boy of the NSA.

Do you want to piss off Bob even more? Find his Big Picture video from 2010 where he says that he'd rather see cities on Mars than end world hunger if he had to choose.

(Image related, imagine being such a failure that even TvTropes can catch onto your bullshit)

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Why go back so far? It was Obama who defunded NASA and turned it from Space Exploration to being the cabana boy of the NSA.

Do you want to piss off Bob even more? Find his Big Picture video from 2010 where he says that he'd rather see cities on Mars than end world hunger if he had to choose.

(Image related, imagine being such a failure that even TvTropes can catch onto your bullshit)

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It was less a defunding of NASA as a whole and more shitcanning the Constellation program that Bush had spearheaded as another attempt to return to the Moon. Part of it was an attempt to appear fiscally responsible (admittedly, the program was over budget and behind schedule, but we're talking the government here, what do you expect), but I think most of it was the desire to cancel any positives the Bush presidency might have had. If Constellation had succeeded in putting a man on the moon again, then Bush would have gotten some credit for getting the ball rolling, and Barry wasn't about to let that happen. Instead, NASA had to make do with a few unmanned probe missions while a lot of the agency ended up focused on global warming.

Of course, Obama sycophants didn't have any problem with this, but I'm guessing Bobby did. You heard the same sort of reasoning from leftists then as you do now, with a common refrain being "why go to space when there are still problems on Earth to deal with?" They conveniently ignore all of the major advances to science and technology from the space program and just demand more gibs for the poor.

I absolutely love how Bob has to twist himself in knots to avoid being happy about a return to manned space exploration, all because the Bad Orange Man is behind it. That's why I really do hope that Artemis can proceed on schedule and do the first moon landing in 2024. If Trump gets reelected, that means the moon landing would happen on his watch. Bob's tears would be wonderful.

Also, fuck off, Seth Rogen. Go make another sex pervert "comedy" and leave the important stuff to people who know way more than you do.
 
The GOP tweeted about how they want to advance space travel. Naturally, this has Robert foaming at the mouth with rage because the party of loathsome troglodytes are appropriating the superior future™:
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Billy-Bob says this when he venerates and worships a fucking children's ride that no longer exists in that format at EPCOT... and uses it and the commercials put there by random companies as his own understanding of science. I wouldn't be shocked if he also got his beliefs in NASA as the only approach from the October Skies movie, where a gang of hill ghouls becomes obsessed with rocketry and tries to enter a national science fair for it. It's a great film, but Billy-Bob would probably only take the side of "THESE GHOULS TOOK MAH FUTURE" since their folks were more concerned about ensuring their kids went to mining (since their hometown lived and died by the mine, as many West Virginian towns did).

And on the GOP killing NASA in the '70s? Nope, that was bipartisan. The biggest advocate to killing NASA even before it got cut was a Wisconsin progressive Democrat named Proxmire, who saw the money funneled to it as a waste of resources that could be spent fixing roads or providing subsidies to housing or farms. Nixon just signed on for it.

And then there's Obeme's terms which utterly slashed its budget.

But the stupidest thing of all? Billy-Bob, despite being a corporatist shill, gets angry and tantrums if you bring up private investments for space. SpaceX and any other companies are a no for him and causes him to whine like the baby he is.

Billy-Bob is just a scientifically illiterate moron who worships science as an idol, a very stupid, near retarded cargo cultist who is desperate to want to live forever in a virtual world or in a robot body. He latches onto NASA because sometime as a child he had a religious experience I bet with Cape Canaveral like he did with EPCOT. The whole family clearly went to Orlando, so why the fuck not?
 
It was less a defunding of NASA as a whole and more shitcanning the Constellation program that Bush had spearheaded as another attempt to return to the Moon. Part of it was an attempt to appear fiscally responsible (admittedly, the program was over budget and behind schedule, but we're talking the government here, what do you expect), but I think most of it was the desire to cancel any positives the Bush presidency might have had. If Constellation had succeeded in putting a man on the moon again, then Bush would have gotten some credit for getting the ball rolling, and Barry wasn't about to let that happen. Instead, NASA had to make do with a few unmanned probe missions while a lot of the agency ended up focused on global warming.

Of course, Obama sycophants didn't have any problem with this, but I'm guessing Bobby did. You heard the same sort of reasoning from leftists then as you do now, with a common refrain being "why go to space when there are still problems on Earth to deal with?" They conveniently ignore all of the major advances to science and technology from the space program and just demand more gibs for the poor.

I absolutely love how Bob has to twist himself in knots to avoid being happy about a return to manned space exploration, all because the Bad Orange Man is behind it. That's why I really do hope that Artemis can proceed on schedule and do the first moon landing in 2024. If Trump gets reelected, that means the moon landing would happen on his watch. Bob's tears would be wonderful.

Also, fuck off, Seth Rogen. Go make another sex pervert "comedy" and leave the important stuff to people who know way more than you do.
Come on, man. Cancellation is the end game for 90% of NASA long term projects.
 
The GOP tweeted about how they want to advance space travel. Naturally, this has Robert foaming at the mouth with rage because the party of loathsome troglodytes are appropriating the superior future™:
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This pig is fuming over the fact his perceived enemies and supposed "inferiors" are willing to go ahead with something he wanted for God knows since when. All because it's the people he hates the most having a go at it.
No, seriously, he finally has a chance to see space travel become a thing again, and instead of being glad at some progress being made in this regard, all he sees is "flat-earthers" being put in charge of a program they supposedly "pretend to care about". If they don't care about it, why are they planning on reopening it and fund it favorably? I can't even question if he thought about that before his pig hooves touched the phone to type that tweet, because this is a beast of no discernment we are dealing with.

I wonder if he would refuse a million-dollar-a-year cushy job if he knew his higher-ups were all Trump supporters, or registered Republicans, or from "flyover" states like Wyoming or South Dakota?
 
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I wonder if he would refuse a million-dollar-a-year cushy job if he knew his higher-ups were all Trump supporters, or registered Republicans, or from "flyover" states like Wyoming or South Dakota?
My guess is that he would accept it, but he will be fuming and terribly passive aggresive to everyone at the job to the point he would be fired the second he gets caught stepping out of line or fucking up. And add that the fact that he will be badmouthing them in social media 24/7 saying "He's infiltrated the enemy to dismantle their oppression machine."
 
The GOP tweeted about how they want to advance space travel. Naturally, this has Robert foaming at the mouth with rage because the party of loathsome troglodytes are appropriating the superior future™:
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It seems Bob's hatred of The Obsolete God Botherers greatly outweighs his love of the Superior Future. He'd rather have no Moon Wheat than have it grown by the people he loathes.
 
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This is Bob as a teenager, at an age when he was definitely going to lots of parties and absolutely having Judy Blume-inspired threesomes.

Bob has always, at least since puberty hit, been a shapeless, doughy, greasy outcast. So no, Bob has never looked much better than he does now.


That right there is what a pedophile looks like.

No, not the kind of pedo who’ll trawl the darkweb looking for pics of 14 year olds while sweating profusely.

But the kind of pedophile who’ll stalk 8-10 year old girls, waiting for the opportunity to knock her off her bike and drag her into some bushes.
 
It seems Bob's hatred of The Obsolete God Botherers greatly outweighs his love of the Superior Future. He'd rather have no Moon Wheat than have it grown by the people he loathes.
It's like he doesn't actually have any real beliefs or philosophy, and really just wants to be mad at and hateful towards people. :thinking:
 
The GOP tweeted about how they want to advance space travel. Naturally, this has Robert foaming at the mouth with rage because the party of loathsome troglodytes are appropriating the superior future™:
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Ahh boo boo, Democrats don’t give a shit about space.
 
Normalize telling incels to keep their lesbian fetishes to themselves.
But remember Bob isn't an incel because whenever he goes to a cookout he "never has to make his own plate". Which is blob-speak for getting loads of sex.
Bob only cares about two kinds of movie: mass market nerd shit, and movies with lesbian sex scenes.
And Cuties
 
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