Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

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the redneck family from texas chainsaw massacre look more high class that the chipmans, what the fuck

 

[Sir Wesley Tailpipe]

the redneck family from texas chainsaw massacre look more high class that the chipmans, what the fuck

Leatherface probably has less repugnant political views than Robert does.

 

[Me12123]

I just recently saw this picture. And, and.......and I need more. Is there any others? I need them. My life needs them. My body needs them. If this has been asked before I apologize but I must have them. More of these pictures please?

 

[Mola Ram]

I just recently saw this picture. And, and.......and I need more. Is there any others? I need them. My life needs them. My body needs them. If this has been asked before I apologize but I must have them. More of these pictures please?

The Cancun Wedding saga is around page 1396. I'm not sure how many of those pictures still work, but it looks like most of them do.

The tweeting during a wedding reception picture is a classic, but for my money the best part is the realization that Bob is almost certainly wearing that powder blue polo shirt with his tuxedo.

 

[Jazz never died!]

Happy Halloween my niggas!
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You know you are dealing with a sped when you see a grown ass man non-ironically dresses up as a Super Mario character not for parties or Nintendo but as a halloween costume while looking like he does it everyday is funny.

 

[Me12123]

The Cancun Wedding saga is around page 1396. I'm not sure how many of those pictures still work, but it looks like most of them do.

The tweeting during a wedding reception picture is a classic, but for my money the best part is the realization that Bob is almost certainly wearing that powder blue polo shirt with his tuxedo.

I was hoping for more but I thank you for the reply.

 

[Chilson]

Its kind of amazing how in just a few months Chris went from slovenly but somewhat respected family man with a engineering job, to an e-begger so desperate, unsuccessful and pathetic it would make DSP blush.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Its kind of amazing how in just a few months Chris went from slovenly but somewhat respected family man with a engineering job, to an e-begger so desperate, unsuccessful and pathetic it would make DSP blush.

You can tell he has Chipman DNA, because he thinks a global pandemic during which hundreds of millions face financial devastation is the perfect time to beg for money to fund his $150 cases of beer and home remodeling.

 

[Jazz never died!]

Happy Halloween my niggas!
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You know you are dealing with a sped when you see a grown ass man non-ironically dresses up as a Super Mario character not for parties or Nintendo but as a halloween costume while looking like he does it everyday is funny.

More vacation pics.
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You gotta love how Chris is mingling and taking pictures, while Bob's hunched over his phone.
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Bob looks like he wants to be anywhere else preferably his basement watching marvel movies or playing super mario bros 3

Bob, if you really are reading this thread:

• You look much better without the videogame t-shirts
• Take a break from Twitter, you don't need to be on there constantly and all it's doing is making you bitter and hateful
• Try to enjoy the sun, drinks, food and good company on your vacation. Your phone will still be there when you return to the US, but this is your opportunity to experience another country and if you don't seize it you will regret it later. Try doing stuff you wouldn't be able to do at home!
• Try to excerise regularly, it will improve your health as well as your confidence and studies have shown that people who excerise regularly are happier than those who don't.
• Try to go out and meet new people more. If you don't regularly hang out with friends you will become lonely and resentful of the world. I know you want friends, but you're currently alienating yourself from making friends with your lifestyle. Go join a group or community of something you care about or would find fun, maybe Magic: The Gathering or a film society? Or even better; do something you never thought you would like. Expand your horizons! Try joining a sport or go rock climbing or something. That way you will get both exercise and meet new people.
• Stop projecting your own failures and hate onto others. It is clear to me that you have a lot of internalized self-hatred that makes you lash out against others online by wishing they were dead and cheering on every negative thing that happens to them. See a therapist/psychologist about that. It's not healthy to still not be over having been bullied in high-school. You need to deal with your own demons in a healthy way if you want to grow as a person.

This is good advise for anyone Bob however is a angry middle aged man with a twindling "critic" job/fanbase as he eats himself and his pride to death.

 

[Jetpack Himmler]

Now, it's all bitterness, hatred, and brutality.

I'm no mindreader but I believe that Bob saw Obama's election as the final defeat of the GOP and that we reached the end of history. However, for all the vitriol and invective that he hurls at religion, Bob held onto that belief like a religious zealot because nature abhors a vacuum. Trump's inauguration in 2017 was a refutation of Bob's belief system so he has descended further into his irrational zealotry and psychosis. One has to wonder what will happen is Trump wins reelection this week. Would Bob finally take action and riot in the streets or bring the war to the MAGA ghouls?

Oh, who am I kidding? Bob's too lazy and too much of a pussy to leave the safety of his musty basement. If anything, I expect his tweets to become incomprehensible gibberish because the language centers of his walnut brain completely rotted away.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I'm no mindreader but I believe that Bob saw Obama's election as the final defeat of the GOP and that we reached the end of history. However, for all the vitriol and invective that he hurls at religion, Bob held onto that belief like a religious zealot because nature abhors a vacuum. Trump's inauguration in 2017 was a refutation of Bob's belief system so he has descended further into his irrational zealotry and psychosis. One has to wonder what will happen is Trump wins reelection this week. Would Bob finally take action and riot in the streets or bring the war to the MAGA ghouls?

Oh, who am I kidding? Bob's too lazy and too much of a pussy to leave the safety of his musty basement. If anything, I expect his tweets to become incomprehensible gibberish because the language centers of his walnut brain completely rotted away.

The left thought they’d rule forever after Obama’s election. They were wrong. The walls were breached and now they’ll never be able to relax or take victory for granted ever again. You’d need a heart of stone not to laugh your ass off over this.

 

[TopTierHealer]

How strange, Halloween has come and gone but the thread has barely moved. Is it because Bob has shut his trap for a solid 5 minutes or because, when something interesting happens the general audience couldn't give a wet fart about Bobby's 60 tweets per day average?

This just goes to to show that Bob's only claim to fame will be to make more and more outrageous statements for people to look at him. I mean, being the eugenics guy was funny for 15 minutes but now it's passé, he needs to be Goering 2.0 or else people will ignore him the next time a tik tok dance comes out.

 

[King Dead]

He wasn't always like this. No one's born being this level of an asshole, and mere Autism doesn't create a Bob Chipman.

He also has systemically abandoned positions he used to actually care about. No, this is the result of years of careful crafting and cultivation. Back when he first surfaced onto the interwebs, he used to be able to do the Chris-Chan thing where he could talk about things he actually loves at length for pages, without a single drop of bile being thrown, filtered as it were by the rainbow-colored glasses only someone with stunted development could muster. It's what got him early fans.

Now, it's all bitterness, hatred, and brutality.

While he harbors insane fantasies of punishing those who disagree with him, make no mistake, Bob's own side does not take issue with him making such statements. They take issue with the fact that he's overt about them and makes them patently clear to the normies.

Putting on my armchair psychiatrist hat for a bit here:

Spoiler: trying my damnedest to understand Bob

My guess would be that his complete turn into assholery stems from a resentment of his life not panning out the way he wanted it to, or possibly what he believes he was told it would be. We've speculated at length about the possibility of Bob having a sheltered upbringing, where he was told (or absorbed from pop culture, more likely) things like "don't worry about the bullies, they'll be working for you one day," which warped his worldview into believing that he'd become successful just by being a nerd. By his own admission, of course, he was never the academically-successful sort of nerd that might have given him an advantage in life, instead being just a prototypical consoomer.

Funnily enough, Bob did have some early success by breaking into Youtube early. His first video was posted back in May 2006, barely a year after the site launched, and the Game OverEaterThinker started a couple years later. The idea of being an internet critic was new, and since it was still a small pond, Bob could stand out and build a following just because there weren't many other options. Standards were also considerably lower, so stringing still images together with rudimentary effects (at best) was acceptable for standard audiences.

But that was over a decade ago. As more and more people decided to try their hand at launching their own criticism channels, viewers had more to choose from, and would gravitate towards those that produced entertaining and engaging content. Those that invested in better equipment and taught themselves how to edit their videos more professionally would stand out even more, to the point where you can have a few drunks lampooning shitty B-movies for over an hour and get hundreds of thousands of views per video on a consistent basis. Hell, you can even do essentially what Bob does in just talking about a movie for ten minutes or so, couch it in a more entertaining persona, and blow his performance out of the water.

Bob, meanwhile, didn't really capitalize on his initial momentum. Sure, he managed to land jobs at various nerd-centric outlets, but none of those ended up truly lasting, either because the site itself was bought out by new owners that didn't keep him around (ScrewAttack, Geek.com), he got himself fired due to not learning how to shut the fuck up and stop antagonizing his audience (Escapist), or he was simply not worth keeping around any longer (Escapist the second time). His Patreon has been supporting him all this time because somehow there are over a thousand people dumber than MovieBob with enough disposable income to throw a few bucks a month his way, but he's really lucky that his living situation allows him to use that as his only source of income now that he's been fired from yet another steady gig. He's still making the same videos he always was, with the same production values and the same retarded opinions, and he's barely getting any views out of it, lucky to get into five figures. His subscriber count has been on a downward trend (though we can't see exactly how much thanks to Youtube obfuscating the real numbers), so he's really not building an audience anymore, and with the views he's getting, only about 10-20% of his subscribers are actively watching his videos. Who knows how many of those are decade-old accounts that haven't been signed into in years?

It's safe to say this isn't what Bob had in mind for his life's trajectory. He's mentioned before that he wishes he could have had the same career path that James Gunn did, going from schlock indie filmmaker to mainstream high-profile director, but instead he's stuck in the same rut he's been in for over a decade. He wants to be making movies, not just critiquing them, but he's never managed to move past where he first got started. He makes videos that barely anyone watches, he fails to grow his audience despite being promoted by big and big-ish names multiple times, and he no longer has anyone backing him up.

I dunno if Bob does in fact have narcissistic personality disorder like @Mola Ram suggested, but the fact he fits basically every description of the disorder sure does lean heavily into that. It also would explain why he's such a major antagonistic asshole to everyone that disagrees with him politically. He believes that his lot in life isn't the fault of his own laziness and refusal to improve, but actually the fault of the bullies of the world. Originally, this would be those who teased him in school, but he's come to associate "bully" with "anyone who isn't onboard with my personal political views 100%." He always had these tendencies, but like many other lolcows, Gamergate would be the impetus for him to start openly stating his hatred of the obsoletes, with Trump's election completely removing his filter. He seeks companionship with those who he believes should be his fellow travelers in the Superior Future™, and he wishes death and destruction on the Mayonnaise Ghouls from Sisterfuck County, Methsylvania who stole the future he earned. Entitlement seems like it's not even close to strong enough a word for Bob's beliefs.

I think that's what makes Bob fascinating as a lolcow, even if you have to take this thread in small doses sometimes. The difference between how he believes his life should be and how it actually turned out is what fuels his seething bile towards anyone he believes is standing in the way of his success. It's hilarious how he completely fails to understand that his problems are entirely his own doing. Truth is, he'll probably never figure this out on his own, so we'll likely have content for years to come. Assuming, of course, he doesn't die of an anger-induced heart attack if Trump gets reelected.

tl;dr: Bob's couched himself in delusions of grandeur, and the fact that his life isn't living up to his dreams is what makes him such a colossal asshole.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Bob is the ultimate cautionary tale in taking yourself too seriously, and the folly of focusing your mental energy on how you’d change the world instead of putting all your efforts into changing your own circumstances. He will never, ever have a moment’s serenity. And that — not his virginity, basement, weight, baldness or ugly face — is what makes him a giant loser.

 

[Smithfield Ham]

Bob is the ultimate cautionary tale in taking yourself too seriously, and the folly of focusing your mental energy on how you’d change the world instead of putting all your efforts into changing your own circumstances. He will never, ever have a moment’s serenity. And that — not his virginity, basement, weight, baldness or ugly face — is what makes him a giant loser.

When it comes to other people, you don't demand change or mope because you can't get it, you inspire it.

If MovieBob was in any way enviable, people would be more like him.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

When it comes to other people, you don't demand change or mope because you can't get it, you inspire it.

If MovieBob was in any way enviable, people would be more like him.

Put it this way: “Here’s how we should run the world” isn’t credible coming from a guy who can’t even run his pathetic, morbidly obese, diabetic basement life. Bob is just like millions of other normies on Twitter. He’s not special, and I suspect he knows it.

 

[Ghostface Killer]

Zero self awareness
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High IQ puns to go with some high IQ takes
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Some kind of strange twitter shit going on
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BONUS - I can't wait to see what "the chippa" makes for thanksgiving
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Lol bob loves to fanfic on twitter so hard. Nobody is running around being MAGA terrorists attacking buses and biden supporters like ISIS you sped. Of course the FBI doesn’t care about people driving around with maga flags. Its not a crime smart one.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

My large metropolitan, 99.9% Democrat city is already boarded up in anticipation of Election Night aftermath. And it ain’t because those Democrats are fearful of rioting Republicans. Bob needs to stop taking credit for living in an urban area of Boston when he lives in a suburban basement in Lynn. His fat ass won’t be the one paying out on the “looting and arson are justified” checks the left is writing.

 

[Jack Awful]

Zero self awareness
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High IQ puns to go with some high IQ takes
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The way Bob and so many other soy filled Marvel fans genuinely seem to believe in a comic book style black and white dichotomy of good and evil where, one side is always in the right, and the other side is evil for the sake of evil and doesn't deserve rights, including kids, REALLY makes me wonder if media really does influence people psychologically.

 

[Bland Crumbs]

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I wonder how hard Bob raged when he found the full video where you can clearly see the staffer car rams the truck. I bet he screamed ACAB until the people who own the basement he lingers in told him to keep it down when the sheriff said that the truck did nothing wrong.

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Pretty sure most game companies have product managers. I am not sure who Emily is but being that Bob is sniffing their ass they must be some corporate activist.

I like when Bob talks about work environments as I am reminded he has never had a job or produced anything of any value but he spends his days telling other people what is valuable and how things should be done.

This is a man who, when his basement hovel was flooding, took pictures and posted to Twitter instead of trying to staunch the flow of water or save things that might be damaged. A man who shows up to family events in a poor fitting Mario Bros sport jacket but feels comfortable saying other people are childish.

Never change Bob.