Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

A cardboard box "pumpkin." Chris, you know you can get cheapass foam pumpkins from a dollar store right? A fucking cardboard box. And you couldn't even be bothered to cut it; you just drew a face on it in sharpie.
I have no words. I don't think even white trash would stoop that low.


ETA: Oops, I didn't read the whole thing. It's supposed to be a pinata. My point still stands, though. It is ridiculously low class.

 

[Adamska]

Zero self awareness
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High IQ puns to go with some high IQ takes
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Some kind of strange twitter shit going on
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BONUS - I can't wait to see what "the chippa" makes for thanksgiving
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Apparently, it's too hard to use a big old fruit dish or any other oval like bowl and then make two halves you bind together after the formation, then you cover in the colors. Fuck me, I'm not even that great with crafts as an art and that just fucking came to me.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Zero self awareness
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High IQ puns to go with some high IQ takes
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Some kind of strange twitter shit going on
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BONUS - I can't wait to see what "the chippa" makes for thanksgiving
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These recent Blob tweets really highlight how much of a low empathy sociopath Bob is by wishing all his political enemies to suffer for simply not supporting his side. It makes me worry how far he'd go into being a psychotic lunatic no matter who wins (Trump winning will make him wish more death and possibly actually harm someone while Biden winning will make him act like his fantasies are true and beg for Left Wing Death Squads)

 

[Adamska]

These recent Blob tweets really highlight how much of a low empathy sociopath Bob is by wishing all his political enemies to suffer for simply not supporting his side. It makes me worry how far he'd go into being a psychotic lunatic no matter who wins (Trump winning will make him wish more death and possibly actually harm someone while Biden winning will make him act like his fantasies are true and beg for Left Wing Death Squads)

He'd happily kill the normals if he wasn't a spineless and near retarded baby who mostly just tantrums online. Hopefully, his desire to never take an L never goes into spree killer territory, as much as the fucker acts like one.

 

[TigerGoblin]

Jesus Christ, Chris. No one fucking cares. At least half of his FB friends have already muted him over his constant begging.

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Like anyone sane will come out and say: "You know what I am really glad I paid for during the worldwide plague? Episodes of THIS MADE THE CHIPPA"

 

[TigerGoblin]

Zero self awareness
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What film critics do is take from their knowledge of art an reality to form opinions about films.
What Bob does is taking from specific pop culture "movie knowledge" ("media literacy", LOL) to form all his opinions about reality.

You are not a film critic BOB. you are the opposite of that.

 

[Pokemonquistador2]

A cardboard box "pumpkin." Chris, you know you can get cheapass foam pumpkins from a dollar store right? A fucking cardboard box. And you couldn't even be bothered to cut it; you just drew a face on it in sharpie.
I have no words. I don't think even white trash would stoop that low.


ETA: Oops, I didn't read the whole thing. It's supposed to be a pinata. My point still stands, though. It is ridiculously low class.

Amazon and Walmart have Pumpkin Pinatas. Also, if you insist on making a pinata yourself using a box, a tombstone makes a more suitably shaped object.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I went back to page ~150 to see what Bob was tweeting four years ago this week. To say he hasn’t matured or evolved in four years is an understatement. This tweet is from Election Day, November 8, 2016:



We’re about a week shy of hitting the four year mark, but Bob was right about one thing: He’s spent every day in a constant state of anger and hate. And look where it’s gotten him. If only he’d walked away from Twitter...and if only he still had feet.

 

[Koby_Fish]

Apparently, it's too hard to use a big old fruit dish or any other oval like bowl and then make two halves you bind together after the formation, then you cover in the colors. Fuck me, I'm not even that great with crafts as an art and that just fucking came to me.

I guess maybe chippy there tried to use the old pro method of applying paper mache (strips of newspaper with glue/paste? Or just wet masticated newspaper in glue/paste solution?) to a balloon and maybe the balloon popped too soon before shit was dry. Or it was the wrong kind of paper mache and it just collapsed in on itself because whatever he was using for a template wasn't strong enough.

 

[Cactuar King]

He’s spent every day in a constant state of anger and hate. And look where it’s gotten him.

That's just his default state.

 

[Les Morfalous]

.......He’s spent every day in a constant state of anger and hate.....

It's impressive, honestly.A lesser man would have died from an anger induced ulcer at this point, but not Cellulose Rob - he keeps on jugging.

 

[Neko GF]

Peter Coffin called a Contrapoints a brunch Liberal. Naturally, Robert shows up to suck tranny cock:

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1322823833426997248 (Archive)

 

[Smithfield Ham]

Bob is like a fucking miner bird at this point, repeating the same shit over and over ritualistically.

 

[Pointless Pedant]

Peter Coffin called a Contrapoints a brunch Liberal. Naturally, Robert shows up to suck tranny cock:
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It's a funny idea that a massively important historical figure would just become damnatio memoriae. It would make life very difficult for historians.

 

[Positron]

A cardboard box "pumpkin." Chris, you know you can get cheapass foam pumpkins from a dollar store right? A fucking cardboard box. And you couldn't even be bothered to cut it; you just drew a face on it in sharpie.

Chris is broke; those craft beers cost something you know.


I'm almost sure Bobby deliberately misted his specs because we called out on those "rooster eyes"

Chris also retweets this picture of uncertain vintage.

If any of you recognize the pass please tell us.
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What film critics do is take from their knowledge of art an reality to form opinions about films.
What Bob does is taking from specific pop culture "movie knowledge" ("media literacy", LOL) to form all his opinions about reality.

You are not a film critic BOB. you are the opposite of that.

You don't say:






Something tells Bobby that we are at war.

Like all good leftists, Bobby and his Angel want the streets to burn:


Bernie Sanders. Bobby is disappoint (Newsweek article).



Bobby meets his mirror image: someone who refuses to reason with the left and see them as enemies. Bobby takes this opportunity to spew his bizarre, dehumanizing anger:


Crocodile tears and false outrage over illegal children:

Yup. ICE during Obama was just a "technicality"; it became genocide under Trump.


What's the matter? We already have a National Be More Racist Month.

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Rando @acczibit criticized him for fantasizing the FBI to "entrap" MAGAites. (First message posted by Godzilla@1989)


But of course it is all projection:


Suddenly the subject switched to LGBTBBQ:


Another rando, @timmyhoteps, gives a profile of Bobby's totalitarian, genocidal psyche. Predictably he was dismissed as -- you guessed it -- "projection"!

The thread is very long with @timmyhoteps and Bobby's drones bickering to and forth.
https://twitter.com/timmyhoteps

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No post about Sean Connery from Bob; Chris has more heart than he:


As did Bobby's dream boyfriend:

Sean is still more feminine than you can ever dream of, "Ashley"!

Bobby isn't eager on films that reflects the world we are living now, presumably because he doesn't want such films to take up the precious space earmarked by MCU:

Unlike Bobby I know a lot of film makers, many of them indie and pee o'sea, are exploring the human-interest stories under covid as we speak.

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Bobby's idea of Halloween fun: fantasizing people getting nabbed for having fun.

Who will enforced those "legal regulations"? #ACAB.

Simping:


Bobby adds Edward Gorcenski to his roster of Angels:


While Archangel Nicholas is sullied by Peter Coffin:


Coffin rags on Nick Parrot by posting a video "If Biden wins we can go back to brunch". Shit is now personal!



We'll see.

 

[CharlesBarkley]

I wonder if Bob can't sleep at night knowing deep down if Trump never existed and Warren was the president, he would still be a fat loser that both political sides hate and the symbol of gluttonous fat and absurd pride forever.

Must be haunting, really.

 

[Mola Ram]

If any of you recognize the pass please tell us.

It's PAX East, but I don't know the year. Bob probably went on The Escapist's dime; the only con I know of where he's been a panelist is Arisia.

Bobby meets his mirror image: someone who refuses to reason with the left and see them as enemies. Bobby takes this opportunity to spew his bizarre, dehumanizing anger:

That "saving 10 for Rush" thing is exceptionally gross; Rush Limbaugh has terminal lung cancer and Bob is 100% aware of it.

 

[Positron]

I know it must have been asked before, but has the Blob ever shared his taste in music? I guess it's as basic bitch as his movie preferences.

He listed his musical preference in a blog that I'm sure has never been updated at all. Otherwise he never talked about music, not even film music.

 

[Jaimas]

That's just his default state.

He wasn't always like this. No one's born being this level of an asshole, and mere Autism doesn't create a Bob Chipman.

He also has systemically abandoned positions he used to actually care about. No, this is the result of years of careful crafting and cultivation. Back when he first surfaced onto the interwebs, he used to be able to do the Chris-Chan thing where he could talk about things he actually loves at length for pages, without a single drop of bile being thrown, filtered as it were by the rainbow-colored glasses only someone with stunted development could muster. It's what got him early fans.

Now, it's all bitterness, hatred, and brutality.

While he harbors insane fantasies of punishing those who disagree with him, make no mistake, Bob's own side does not take issue with him making such statements. They take issue with the fact that he's overt about them and makes them patently clear to the normies.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

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You reprehensible, disingenuous butt hole, you didn't merely suggest that the FBI pay more attention to people you don't like. You stated that you wanted them to break the law like they were your own personal Gestapo. It was even funnier because you wanted them to use the same exact tactics that they supposedly use on minorities and at the same time trumpeting your black Kween Kamala who has done more damage to minorities, black men in particular, then Trump has.

This shit is why none of your "mutuals" EVER come to your defense because none of them are willing to risk their career or standing by being associated with a lying nobody like you.

"We're at war" bigga nigga please