Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Malagor the dank omen]

Come with me, friend. I shall show you the future according to the dreams of Robert Chipman.

Spoiler: Extreme Autism warning

The year is 2021. After losing the election in a landslide (the recounts found more votes for Biden/Harris ticket and turned Texas blue), DRUMPF was found guilty of Russian collusion and hanged in Times Square to the cheers of the crowd. MAGA Chuds were declared terrorists by Her Highness Empress Kamala the I, to be shot on sight. The America That Matters(TM), energized by being on The Right Side of History, easily hunted down and killed the obsolete subhumans holding the world back. But don't worry! It's not as if they were actually people.

The moment the carcass of the last mayonnaise ghoul falls to the ground lifeless, good news resound through the nation. THE SCIENCE (praise be unto it) has made significant breakthroughs now that it is no longer being held back. In less than a week the United States has mastered Space Travel, Moon Wheat Cultivation, Robotics and all other Star Trek technology. Holy Empress Kamala passes a law through Executive Order to make it so that all the internet will be monitored by Twitter's Safety Council and Reddit's Anti-Evil Operation team in order for peace to prevail. Disney announces the new movies on the Marvel Universe will focus solely on Captain Marvel and her lesbian POC lover. As he eats a reasonably sized McDonald's Family Meal for brunch, Bob watches the happenings from his ground level apartment, fascinated. The future he worked so hard for during all his life is finally within his grasp.

Donning his best Super Mario Bros. suit, Bob waddles from his enclave to the outside world to choose a robotic body to upload his consciousness onto. But tragedy strikes! As a cis white male, Bob is too privileged and is relegated to the lowest priority in the process. It will take years, if not decades, before Bob's mind can be put on a robotic body. "Do you know who I am, friendo? I am an internet movie reviewer! I worked for the Escapist! I EARNED this!" are the only words he can say before security is called to remove this out of control dangerous white supremacist from the premises.

Bob reaches for his phone, his Twitter followers must know the injustice he just suffered. But something is amiss. No matter what he does, Bob cannot connect to the internet. "Your Citizen ID number has been prohibited from using this service. If you believe this to be a mistake please contact out support channel." And so he does. The reply is clear and merciless: "Your Citizen ID was found to have violated the Terms of Service. The Security Council has reviewed your internet history and discovered you called Megan Fox, a woman, a 'blow up doll' once eight years ago. Our review process also pointed out you did not reach the quota of tweets in support of the #BLM movement last year. This is not an acceptable behavior and we are not interested in platforming people who hold such despicable views. You are not allowed on the internet until further notice."

And so humanity ushers in the dawn of the Dark Age of Technology.

 

[The tired cat]

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"The Science"

Robert is feeling cute tonight fellas, he is posting as if he is a 20 something thot, tottaly cool and not at all pathetic for a 40 year, single, childless and unemployed man.

Also, what the fuck is "The Science" supposed to do, who will fucken Joe Biden pull out of his magic hat that will do something the entire world still haven't managed to do, because there isn't a solution, it is a fucken flu!

And no, saying "muh Australia and South Korea" doesn't count because those places have a quarter of the population os the USA and much lower than other heavly affected countries.

If you wanna go to a fucking bra Robert, go, we all know you are going to go alone either way, so just keep your distance from others and you will be fine.

The way Bobo talks reminds me of a scene from one old cartoon, where the character said if people stopped bothering with washing their clothes they would invent time travel and find a cure for the common cold.

 

[Red Hood]

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"The Science"

Robert is feeling cute tonight fellas, he is posting as if he is a 20 something thot, tottaly cool and not at all pathetic for a 40 year, single, childless and unemployed man.

Also, what the fuck is "The Science" supposed to do, who will fucken Joe Biden pull out of his magic hat that will do something the entire world still haven't managed to do, because there isn't a solution, it is a fucken flu!

And no, saying "muh Australia and South Korea" doesn't count because those places have a quarter of the population os the USA and much lower than other heavly affected countries.

If you wanna go to a fucking bra Robert, go, we all know you are going to go alone either way, so just keep your distance from others and you will be fine.

But Bob, you can drink yourself to death in your basement hovel!

 

[dzonatan]

Coronavirus pandemic gets worse under Biden? It'll be due to Trump. Economy tanks under Biden? It'll be due to Trump. Decades from now (if Bob miraculously lives that long) when the Supreme Court makes a bad decision? It'll be due to Trump. Bob is going to live the rest of his days thinking his progress in life had been stunted due to Trump's presidency ("I was supposed to be on a starship by now").

Is anyone suprised? He's a grown up who mentioned high school bullying like it mattered. That's the only natural progression left for him, remain impotent and pick up new excuses to justify it.

 

[Force and Character]

God, Chris is embarrassing as hell. The left still can’t troll, but mayo ghouls like Christopher Chipman don’t know from “EXPERT” trolling.

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So EXPERT is their trolling that they couldn't even be bothered to print a new sign.

And of course, if Trump did something like this, the Super Chipman Bros would be calling him an immature manchild. "No bad tactics" really is a way of life with them.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

If Bob was super annoying in high school, it makes me wonder if Chris was equally annoying in school or slightly worse.

 

[Judge Dredd]

They cannot and will not get their aggression under control. The permission structure that has built up around the American left lacks limiting principles and it lacks a mechanism for self-reflection. If you don't get what you want? You're oppressed and someone is to blame. Every single bit of negative feedback is attributable to an outside force.

So they only, ever, double-down.

ResetEra and Chaz were great examples of a progressive utopia in action. Every time something goes wrong, which is all the time, they push it to others, but since the others are fellow travellers, they have to blame an outside force of secret nazis or accuse others of not being real progressives.

At every stage, one group of the progressive stack has a problem with another group of the progressive stack, leading to purity spirals and oppression olympics.

Do people buy into the narcissistic "woke" culture because they're already narcissists, or do they become narcissists by buying into it?

I notice many anti-woke people were progressives at some point in their lives, but feel as though progressivism left them behind. Woke people also seem fond of entryism. Maybe narcissists hijacked the movement and ran it into the ground, and anyone who wasn't a narcissist or crazy jumped ship.

 

[mandatorylurk]

This is a recently released video from Procrastitara about how Movie Bob's books are worse than Onision's along with the two being more similar than you would think. She also repeatedly points out how sad of a man Bob is with his high school mentality and twitter takes. Will Bob try and take down this video made by an Australian women of color? Oh yeah.

 

[ravensboy]

ResetEra and Chaz were great examples of a progressive utopia in action. Every time something goes wrong, which is all the time, they push it to others, but since the others are fellow travellers, they have to blame an outside force of secret nazis or accuse others of not being real progressives.

At every stage, one group of the progressive stack has a problem with another group of the progressive stack, leading to purity spirals and oppression olympics.

I notice many anti-woke people were progressives at some point in their lives, but feel as though progressivism left them behind. Woke people also seem fond of entryism. Maybe narcissists hijacked the movement and ran it into the ground, and anyone who wasn't a narcissist or crazy jumped ship.

Well people have been accusing the "far left" of diving itself with idpol since OWS. If idpol hadn't been shadily injected into the OWS movements they'd probably have actually gone some where, which brings rise to the conspiracy that the CIA started having certain people do idpol among leftist movements. I personally believe it, because it plays into the CIA handbook on "disrupting social movements" by flooding them with random bullshit talk any time someone brings up doing something that would cause actual change.

 

[Jack Awful]

They cannot and will not get their aggression under control. The permission structure that has built up around the American left lacks limiting principles and it lacks a mechanism for self-reflection. If you don't get what you want? You're oppressed and someone is to blame. Every single bit of negative feedback is attributable to an outside force.

So they only, ever, double-down.

That, and their belief that their enemies are objectively evil. This allows them to do whatever they want to the other side and not feel guilt, including children like the Covington Kids.

 

[ravensboy]

That, and their belief that their enemies are objectively evil. This allows them to do whatever they want to the other side and not feel guilt, including children like the Covington Kids.

The reason they believe that is because of IDpol and Critical race theory. It creates a class of people that believe their political opponents are utterly evil while giving them no traction and making them spin their wheels forever.

 

[Quixotic Man]

Bob once again getting tsundere for coffin Senpai when he points out AOC's ridiculous whining.

Coffin tweet in question.



Bonus Bob retweet: Only black trans women can talk about Kamala!

 

[BubbleButt]

Are we just going to gloss over this one?

 

[Malagor the dank omen]

Are we just going to gloss over this one?

This is some Chris-chan level kind of idiocy. I love it.

 

[Water-T]

"bros"? "guys"?

How dare you misgender non-binary Peter like that! Bob should get a Twitter ban for such gross misgendering!

 

[Pointless Pedant]

Are we just going to gloss over this one?

It's confirmed the obvious.

 

[Kingfisher9000]

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Did Bob just call AOC a slut?

 

[A Watchful Ghost]

Bob once again getting tsundere for coffin Senpai when he points out AOC's ridiculous whining.

Coffin tweet in question.

Jesus fuck, Bob. Seems not even the block button isn't enough to stop him from Spreging about his side being wrong. I'm not surprised one bit if they take distance whenever he begins going full-on Hitter on the 'undesirables'. And how ironic he RT that autistic rights tweets. Just....the cherry on the cake.

 

[CheezzyMach]

Bob once again getting tsundere for coffin Senpai when he points out AOC's ridiculous whining.

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Coffin tweet in question.

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Bonus Bob retweet: Only black trans women can talk about Kamala!

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And this is why I love this election. Progtards got their shit pushed in just like MAGAtards did.

AOC is now one chimpout away from being the Left's Trump.

 

[Foltest]

This is a recently released video from Procrastitara about how Movie Bob's books are worse than Onision's along with the two being more similar than you would think. She also repeatedly points out how sad of a man Bob is with his high school mentality and twitter takes. Will Bob try and take down this video made by an Australian women of color? Oh yeah.

I have never read his book, but Procrastitara did a good job covering it.