Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[muina]

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

I know absolutely nothing about this issue but that guy has a funny name.

Next thing you know, Bob's going to be picking on Mohammed Durkadurka and his metamorphosis into an alt-right faggot will be complete.

 

[Foltest]

Bob is never going to get over that his waifu lost the election.

 

[A Random]

I'm honestly starting to think that Bob believes the whole Trump/Hillary shitshow was somehow an IRL battle between princess Peach and King Koopa, and now that Koopa has won he thinks it's his job to play Mario and "defeat" him. Of course with Bob being the diabetic tub of lard he is, he prefers sitting around throwing shade on Twitter instead of storming the whitehouse in overalls and a red cap and Knocking Trump into the giant pit of lava he's undoubtedly had installed in his office.

But Bob is jealous of Peach for being Mario's girlfriend, he wanted to be Mario's girlfriend.

That was probably Rosalina, the 'ONE TRUE GODDESS' of his Mario nonsense.

 

[muh_moobs]

But who's Luigi? is he gonna have to dress up as both Mario and Luigi?

@WeeGee

But since I've seen this statement about the election made in relation to Christine, I'd say CWC would be Luigi.

 

[TonyTopps]

What Bob is talking about is Sessions talking to a Russian after a conference I believe. It is the most nothing story and nothing will come of it other than all the hand ringing that these people do thinking they finally got Trump.

 

[AnOminous]

"He is evil because he is from a geographic location I do not like."

 

[Mola Ram]

"He is evil because he is from a geographic location I do not like."

"Shitkicker" is a dead giveaway. I really can't wait for the day some black Republican like Tim Scott says something pro-Trump and Bob calls him a house nigger.

(When Tim Scott was last called a house nigger, he answered with a single-word tweet: "Senate." Tim Scott kinda rocks.)

 

[HY 140]

Bob is severely autistic and thinks the left will make Star Wars and Star Trek happen irl.

"the right is like the Borg and the sith lords, trust me as a person who cannot go 5 seconds without making an autistic reference I know a lot about politics"

 

[Replicant Sasquatch]

I don't get it. Obama talked and met with Putin constantly. But apparently Trump and his administration can't even look at a Russian without everyone declaring it's proof the guy is a spy.

 

[The Colonel]

How long before Bob goes full Columbine?

 

[Mola Ram]

How long before Bob goes full Columbine?

I know I'll regret asking this, but this made me wonder: has Bob ever shared his no-doubt blistering insight on gun control?

 

[TheImportantFart]

I know I'll regret asking this, but this made me wonder: has Bob ever shared his no-doubt blistering insight on gun control?

It's not something he really brings up (he's too busy saying he's smarter than most of the US population) but I'd be surprised if he wasn't a gun grabber. He thinks Activision did 9/11 and Call of Duty is neocon military propaganda so draw your conclusions from that.

 

[Mola Ram]

It's not something he really brings up (he's too busy saying he's smarter than most of the US population) but I'd be surprised if he wasn't a gun grabber. He thinks Activision did 9/11 and Call of Duty is neocon military propaganda so draw your conclusions from that.

I was just curious, because the sheer ignorance of gun grabbers on "military style assault weapons" and the like is already pretty hilarious; delivered through Bob's greasy lens I would imagine it to be unforgettable.

 

[Count groudon]

How long before Bob goes full Columbine?

Unless he can somehow get his hands on a fire flower I seriously doubt he'll ever be able to shoot anyone. Guns are used by those evil dudebro gamers that love Call of Duty and caused 9/11 after all.

 

[The Nothingness]

Unless he can somehow get his hands on a fire flower I seriously doubt he'll ever be able to shoot anyone.

What about a flamethrower? That's the closest he'll get to a fire flower equivalent. Of course, he'll have to carry the tanks on his back and I don't think he has the shoulders for it.

 

[Emperor Julian]

It'd go no where the moment he put he lined up his sites he'd start losing his shit once he realized it looked like the world had become a first person shooter and he turn the gun on himself to escape.

 

[AngeloTheWizard]

It'd go no where the moment he put he lined up his his sites he'd start losing his shit once he realized it looked like the world had become a first person shooter and he turn the gun on himself to escape.

Good.

 

[Duncan Hills Coffee]

I don't think Bob could even fit his pudgy fingers around the trigger.

 

[Replicant Sasquatch]

Pretty hard to shoot up a school or mall when you're bound to a wheelchair.

Just sayin'.