Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?

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I thought the idea was silly at first but if he sees Peach as equivalent to a chess queen, Hillary as Peach, and Trump as Koopa, it would fit the requirements of being both entirely fixated on Mario and mindnumbingly autistic, which are the basic building blocks of Bob's sense of reality. So it's actually a plausible theory.
 
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wow Bob, you truly cannot get over your hatred for the Midwest. Most everyone else has moved on to complaining about other things related to Trump, but here you are still bitching and complaining about the voters. What's done is done, and the most you can do, fat man, is own up and improve yourself.

Oh wait, I'm talking to the chump who gave himself beetus against his own patronizing advice. You're not hot shit, Bob. You've proven time and time again to be a repellent stain of a human being, from not reporting Faraci to smugly trying to present yourself as an Ubermensch compared to everyone else you look down on.

If I come off as angry or autistic in this post, it's only because I'm so sick of Bob treating people from a region where much of my family lives in as being no better than dog shit. And Bob, in the unlikely event you're reading this, I have two words to say to you.

Grow up.

Stop having your whole life revolve around vidya and popcorn movies, try moving out of the basement, go to therapy since you never stopped being that pretentious asswipe in high school and try to be more of a pleasant human being.

If you're still reading this Bob, and your non-response is along the lines of "(anime avatar)" or making fun of my username, I'll know that you're not good enough to truly change your ways for the better. If that's the case, you're not as superior as you think you are. Well, "second verse, same as the first":

Grow up.
 
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Sexy Times Hitler said:
Bob truly cannot get over his hatred for the Midwest. Most everyone else has moved on to complaining about other thing related to Trump, but here you are still bitching and complaining about the voters. What's done is done, and the most you can do, fat man, is own up and improve yourself.
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Ever see Mississippi Burning? There's a good scene between Willem Dafoe and Gene Hackman where Dafoe is puzzled about the root of Southern attitudes toward blacks. Hackman relates a story about his father -- otherwise a decent man -- poisons a neighboring black farmer's mule just because the farmer owned one and he didn't. And when Hackman realized what his father had done, he said to him, "Son, if you ain't better than a nigger, what good are you?"

That's Bob and people from the Midwest. He knows exactly how useless he is, but hey, at least he's better than those worthless Trump-voters who denied him the superior future.
 
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Mola Ram said:
Ever see Mississippi Burning? There's a good scene between Willem Dafoe and Gene Hackman where Dafoe is puzzled about the root of Southern attitudes toward blacks. Hackman relates a story about his father -- otherwise a decent man -- poisons a neighboring black farmer's mule just because the farmer owned one and he didn't. And when Hackman realized what his father had done, he said to him, "Son, if you ain't better than a nigger, what good are you?"

That's Bob and people from the Midwest. He knows exactly how useless he is, but hey, at least he's better than those worthless Trump-voters who denied him the superior future.
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This pretty much nails it. Even though he is going nowhere in life, he has convinced himself that he is the greatest and all his opinions are correct. He even had the illusion of being in power with Obama's presidency and this would have continued under Hilary. But then Trump comes along and ruins it.

Bob thinks the evil jocks would have supported trump and the stupid mid-westerns and ruralites enabled Trump to get the presidency. This destroys Bob's illusion and makes him want to destroy them. Shoot I remember before election day when Trump was polling to lose big time he was tweeting about even though Trump will lose they need to "disenfranchise" the people who voted for him. One quote that I remember was about what needs to be done about the states that do go for Trump. He wants more than a lost presidency for these people he wants to destroy them and any culture they may have.
 
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PurpleDude said:
Bobbo's been getting into Twitter spats over Trump's speech.It's exactly what you'd expect.

Empathy is not infinite.=I can be a douche about anyone I want.
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"They're the babies, not me!"
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"PEOPLE WILL DIE!" Uh... who?
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Kraut and Tea did an excellent video that describes people like Bob perfectly:


TL;DR the left has been hijacked by out of touch elitists who view ordinary people with disdain.
 
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Darndirty said:
The revision of history is astounding, the issue was not clinton getting a blowjob, it was that he lied in sworn testimony before congress, that was the impeachable offense. Not the blowjob.
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C'mon, man, you know perfectly well the Accepted Word among the Democrats is that it was all about sex and Ken Starr was just this repressed prude. That the most powerful man in the world had suborned perjury among other things was just Rethuglican nitpicking.
 
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At this point, I'm just waiting for his fat ass to pull a "Don't Call Anybody", someday.
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The revision of history is astounding, the issue was not clinton getting a blowjob, it was that he lied in sworn testimony before congress, that was the impeachable offense. Not the blowjob.
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Both claims are totally asinine and ultimatly wasted a great deal of time and resoarces Bill lied but he really shouldnt have been up there in the first place, both sides would most likely save a lot of face by admitting they're just desperate to bury the respective presidents, don't give a fuck about lying under oath then drop it.
But we know that won't happen so instead we have Bob damanding an impeach over nothing when their are a thousand more productive ways to undermine the president.
 
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Emperor Julian said:
Both claims are totally asinine and ultimatly wasted a great deal of time and resoarces Bill lied but he really shouldnt have been up there in the first place, both sides would most likely save a lot of face by admitting they're just desperate to bury the respective presidents, don't give a fuck about lying under oath then drop it.
But we know that won't happen so instead we have Bob damanding an impeach over nothing when their are a thousand more productive ways to undermine the president.
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One only needs look at how the Republicans stalled everything Obama tried to do quite effectively to see ways to do that
 
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