Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[John Andrews Stan]

Oh that will never happen, there needs to be word salad and at least three parenthetical statements for it to be a MovieBob tweet.

Don’t forget the superfluous hyphens, pointless ellipses, misspelled words, and dipshit emojis.

 

[hot hot leg]

He did and iirc, he named it the best film of 2017.

0:00 - T-shirt reads "Of course I'm right, I'm Bob".
0:16 - His accent is slipping already. "Paht of me wants to say that's partly because..."
0:59 - Bob sympathizing with the film's target audience. Did this really come out in 2017?
3:59 - "...it's at once weighty and topical without being preachy or political, which is a tough but necessary line to walk when telling a story that's fundamentally about a people and the place they come from." That's a statement I really didn't expect to hear from Bob, especially in the doomed timeline. This is exactly the same quality he later derided Joker for, but I guess he still considered it a good thing in 2017.

Knowing Bob I'm willing to bet he did no research and didn't know that Hillbilly Elegy was related to the movie at all.

Who wants to take the bullet and watch the video to confirm?

No mention of Hillbilly Elegy. He attributes the film's inspiration to Soderbergh growing up in Georgia, Virginia and Louisiana.

 

[None Drunk Username]

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You know who Mr Blobby is, you see him every time you look in the mirror. That's why you're sad.

 

[Arthur Morgan]

Thanks!

Wait. Oooooo mara wilson... there's a dark horse contestant for waifu.

He must think she'll go for him since Ellis has rejected both their friendships. Except Wilson was in multiple videos with Lindsey, the pair even used to hang out in real life, and the reason they "broke up" was because Mara found Lindsay's preaching and grand standing excessive.

Also pretty sure Mara's ten years younger than Bob but that's probably a plus in his column.

 

[Pagliacci]

Oh that will never happen, there needs to be word salad and at least three parenthetical statements for it to be a MovieBob tweet.

I know that. Knowing Bob his final tweet would probably be some diabetic delirium nonsense like "OBSOLESCENT OBSOLESCENTS RED STATE GHOULS TRUMP I CAN SEE THE SUPERIOR FUTURE MARVEL REFERENCE UPLOAD MY CONSCIOUSNESS NOW",

 

[Walter Temple]

He must think she'll go for him since Ellis has rejected both their friendships. Except Wilson was in multiple videos with Lindsey, the pair even used to hang out in real life, and the reason they "broke up" was because Mara found Lindsay's preaching and grand standing excessive.

Also pretty sure Mara's ten years younger than Bob but that's probably a plus in his column.

I'd forgotten those two are rather pointedly Not Friends Anymore. This has now taken on shades of Russell Greer pursuing Katy Perry after one of his Taylor Swift lawsuits imploded.

 

[Water-T]

And Bob stopped having sensation in his feet a long time ago.

 

[Koby_Fish]

Corona has ruined and stopped sex for Bob everyone.
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What would Freud make of this?
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Are we sure this isn't a "joke" about Trump getting people sick at the Rose Garden?

sure bobbo, blame the Coof for why you will not ever (again?) know the loving touch of a woman.

 

[Koby_Fish]

For context, the person Bob is subtweeting is taking the retail chain Target to task because they removed the book Irreversible Damage, which details how teenage girls are being pressured into transitioning, from their website. Target has since reversed this decision, which is hopefully a sign that major corporations are starting to learn how to tell the Woke mobs to fuck off. Of course, Bob believes he knows what’s best for people... that is, the people he acknowledges as people, not the knuckle dragging rabble between the coasts.

I think Bob is trying too hard to stan for the troons because one of his relatives (a cousin or niecenephew) trooned out.

EDIT: didn't realize I'd doubleposted; failed to merge it with my previous because copypasting doesn't work on quotes properly anymore.

 

[Vesperus]

I think Bob is trying too hard to stan for the troons because one of his relatives (a cousin or niecenephew) trooned out.

Or he subconciously knows that's as close as he'll get to a woman.

 

[Homer Simpson]

Corona has ruined and stopped sex for Bob everyone.
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Are we sure this isn't a "joke" about Trump getting people sick at the Rose Garden?

Someone share the coof star with metokur on twitter lol. Does he hate Candace Owens because she is black, female, or he disagrees with her politically?

 

[Illiterate Wanderer]

Someone share the coof star with metokur on twitter lol. Does he hate Candace Owens because she is black, female, or he disagrees with her politically?

If we look at this from the lens of moral foundations I think it is clear that Candace bothers Bob because unlike Bob she has a Liberty and Sanctity foundation. I think the more interesting part is like Progressives like Bob usually only value the Care/Harm foundation but Bob gets shit on even by twitter leftists for raging at the poor and uneducated.

 

[Cleric of Autism]

Someone share the coof star with metokur on twitter lol. Does he hate Candace Owens because she is black, female, or he disagrees with her politically?

Yes

 

[Ranger from Quake 1]

Imagine Bob in different historical eras.
“Ugh, I do declare, if it weren’t fo those yankee abolitionists we would be growing cotton on the moon!”

"By Jupiter, if those wasteland plebeians were not agitating for senatorial privilege, our republic would be fermenting wine beyond Hercules' Pillars!"

 

[Paranoia Machine]

My god, Bob is just hard to look at. He has like all of the worst facial features rolled into one potato shaped head. He looks like an Easter Island Mowai Head had type 2 diabetes.
I hope that it's not true that every pot finds its lid because God almighty I feel bad for the woman that ends up under Bob.
Also what the fuck is going on with his hair?

Like from different angles it looks like hes thinning, ugh.
I hate his stupid weird face. I wanna fix it.

 

[The tired cat]

Blob Chipman's Game Overthinker is fucking shit and full of uninsightful stupidity such as his shit takes like PC gaming is dead when the PC gaming market has been doing nothing but making more and more money every year since his shit take in 2011. The only reason why he's popular is because he tricked retards like yourself to think his psuedo-intellectual incel rants are intelligent.

Well, now I'm curious any recollection in what episode of Game Overeater he said that? cause I wanna have a good laugh.

 

[Captain Manning]

Not to mention he compared the reveal of Super Mario Brothers 3 to the assassination of JFK and 9/11 in terms of historical impact. Along with the possibility (according to that podcast with some guy who knew him well) that he believes Activision had a hand in 9/11

Time the fuck out. What the hell? ACTIVISION? I mean, they're not my favorite company but just how much mayonnaise did Bob mainline before his brain rotted enough to believe that garbage?

Yeah, if he had said LJN ( ) I would at least consider it. Bob is old enough to appreciate the horror they constantly unleased on the NES.

I kid. That would still be dumb because Bob would seriously say that, while others would do so jokingly.

 

[Emperor Yakub]

Well, now I'm curious any recollection in what episode of Game Overeater he said that? cause I wanna have a good laugh.

Here you go my dude.

EDIT: Turns out it's the Big Picture instead which is an error on my part sorry. Still, I have very little confidence that Bob's content is so diverse that his shit takes in Big Picture would be any different from Gamer Overthinker.

 

[Ignatius_Reilly]

"By Jupiter, if those wasteland plebeians were not agitating for senatorial privilege, our republic would be fermenting wine beyond Hercules' Pillars!"

"Ugh, By the Eye of Ra, if it weren't for those nubians and hebrews rebelling, we would be building pyramids in the Fields of Reeds."

 

[BScCollateral]

Wouldn't be the first time we tried sterilizing the mentally unwell.

The beauty is that nowadays they sterilize themselves, voluntarily.

Just need to get the costs down.